The next morning, the two took Gintoki to find Old Man Gengai. On the way, Sadaharu was incredibly excited, constantly chasing and playfully hitting Gintoki.
[Then, excitedly, it bit Gintoki's head and shook it back and forth. Kagura immediately panicked: "No, Sadaharu! If you eat that weird old man, you'll definitely get a disease even more terrifying than the White Curse!"]
"Outer appearances may fool others, but they can't fool a loyal little dog... uh, a big dog, it must recognize Gintoki."
"No, sis, is that the important thing? His head is bleeding! Let's save him first!" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Seeing this scene, everyone was somewhat moved. Although it was only a fleeting moment for Gintoki, it had been five years since they last met in 1.2 on Sadaharu's behalf.
But... isn't this a bit too much of an excitement? Would a normally excited puppy bite its owner's head and shake it around? This could be dangerous!!!
After stopping the overly excited Sadahal, they found a large crowd gathered on the bridge ahead, and the group, somewhat curious, went to investigate.
"So it's a public execution..." Gintoki looked around curiously. "Would Old Man Gengai come to a place like this? There are so many people, I can't even find where it is."
"No, not here, it's over there." Kagura calmly pointed to the center of the execution ground; after all, the one about to be executed... was none other than Old Man Gengai.
“Very well, Old Man Yuanwai certainly wouldn’t come to a place like this, but he never said he wouldn’t be captured…”
"Haha, now there's no need to look for him anymore. He's right there in the most conspicuous audience seats, ready to receive his wrap-up lunch."
Seeing this unexpected turn of events, everyone was speechless, unsure of what to say next. Why was he being beheaded right off the bat?!
P.S.: Haha, what follows is going to be high-energy from start to finish.
Chapter 979 The Three Who Had a Problem with the KFC Statue, A Perfect Closed Loop.
Seeing Gintoki's exaggerated reaction, Kagura calmly explained, "That old man was originally a wanted criminal, but he'd been living a low-profile life."
"After Gin-chan disappeared, Old Man Gengai started going out drinking frequently, sometimes getting completely drunk..."
"Just as they were planning to transform the Colonel Sanders (KFC Colonel Sanders) statue... into a weapon of mass destruction, the Lion-Tiger Colonel Sanders, they were captured."
"What the hell is that old man doing?!" Gintoki instantly broke down, angrily yelling, "Now that Dad's dead, what are we going to do with the time machine?!"
"Live a low-key life? No, when has Dad ever been low-key? During the Four Heavenly Kings arc, he was wreaking havoc with a whole army of robots. Low-key my foot!!"
The bizarre reason for Yuanwai's father's arrest made everyone a little embarrassed... Wait, Dad, did I not give you a discount on Crazy Thursday?
Transforming a statue in front of someone's shop into a weapon of mass destruction in broad daylight is far too audacious for a wanted criminal!
Detective Conan World
"With just a wrench and a hammer, you can turn an ordinary statue into a lethal weapon? Impossible... This completely defies the principles I know."
Looking at the tools of the old man from the source, Professor Agasa even doubted whether he was still asleep. As a scientist, he had witnessed countless miracles, but he had never seen anything so unreasonable.
Where are the materials? Where are the tools? You can't just hammer it out, can you? Can't you at least use some basic principles?!
“Doctor, that world even has a time machine, so it’s reasonable for their technology to be a bit more advanced…” Conan narrowed his eyes and said speechlessly, “Just accept reality.”
Dr. Agasa was silent for a moment before asking, "Shinichi, how would you feel if someone could spot the culprit at a glance while you were solving a case?"
"How is this possible..." Conan waved his hand in disbelief. Even Sherlock Holmes himself couldn't do it.
Dr. Agasa sighed deeply: "What you're thinking now is exactly what I was thinking just now."
The bottom line of science was shattered at this moment by Genga's hammer, which explains why Gintoki was so certain that he could repair the time machine...
[If we don't save Old Man Gengai, it'll be truly over. Faced with this situation, Gintoki suddenly thought of one person.]
"By the way, what about the wig? The shogunate is now like a candle in the wind, that incompetent fellow should be put to use...right?"
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he saw a man in prison clothes with a bandage over his left eye being led out, standing side-by-side with Gengai's father, awaiting execution.
"..." Gintoki remained silent for a moment, his face dark, suppressing the urge to hit someone, and quietly asked, "What is this?"
“As you can see,” Kagura continued calmly to Gintoki, “Katsura was originally a moderate anti-foreign activist, but he’s become a completely different person since Gintoki disappeared.”
"She often makes incredibly childish and melodramatic statements like 'I want to destroy the world.'"
"He was caught just as he was preparing to change the KFC statue from Sanders to Sanders Shinsuke."
"...Do you guys have a grudge against Colonel Sanders? You didn't get a discount on Crazy Thursday, did you? Absolutely!!"
"Dude, you turned into Takasugi after Gintoki was gone. Are you planning to create a world with Gintoki in it?"
Seeing this scene, everyone almost burst out laughing. Gintoki, you should really shut your mouth! First it was Gengai's father, then it was Katsura. The people you were trying to say are all on the execution ground!
Gintama World
“Zirakanai, Kazirada…” Even facing the prospect of being executed in the future, Katsura still solemnly corrected the name.
"You idiot—" Three pairs of big feet rained down on the wig, accompanied by the Yorozuya trio's curses.
"Why do they have to pick on the KFC statue? And why dress it up like a man in a high-sleeved shirt? Baka yarou!"
"Even if you wear those short-sleeved shirts and cosplay as him, your position on the popularity charts won't change, you bastard!!"
"Gintoki, putting your hopes on this idiot is hopeless, he's completely unreliable..."
Don't expect him to turn the tide now; he's the one waiting for someone else to save him.
Meanwhile, the Shinsengumi shared the same thought, their blood pressure skyrocketing with anger. After all this fuss, it turns out we've been chasing an idiot all along?!
"Kondo-san." Hijikata Toshiro's face was dark, and his hand holding the cigarette was trembling slightly. "I think we can send someone to stake out in front of Colonel Sanders' statue."
Is that some famous tourist attraction? Why does destroying the world necessarily require altering the statue?!
"Haha, let's forget it, Fourteen." Kondo crossed his arms and shook his head: "Seriously, the mission to save the world really can't rely on wanted criminals."
"Sure enough, it's time for us police officers to clean up the mess..."
Although the idiot in front of him seemed unreliable, Gintoki felt that the other person might know something, so he desperately shouted from the shore, "Wig...Wig—!!"
[Upon hearing the shout, Katsura looked up at Gintoki, then held the calligraphy brush in his mouth, seemingly engrossed in writing something.]
Gintoki noticed this too, and a hint of anticipation rose within him: "Could it be that you want to tell us something!? You really do know something, Katsura!"
When the wig picked up the paper with the writing on it, there wasn't any important information written on it, just a few words—"It's not the wig, it's Katsura!"
In an instant, unable to bear it any longer, Gintoki appeared in the center of the execution ground as if teleported, took the executioner's blade, and said: "Excuse me, let me cut off this guy's head."
Even as Kagura dragged him away, Gintoki struggled desperately, wildly waving his sword: "Let me finish him off, or I won't be able to swallow this."
"Kagura... don't stop him. Let him chop. I can't swallow this anger either. I was such an idiot to have had a glimmer of hope for him just now."
"No way, buddy, let's not get back to correcting nicknames right now. You're about to get your head chopped off, at least leave some useful information behind!!"
Looking at the wig that triggered the passive ability, and then at Gintoki who used the once-in-a-lifetime Flash ability of the Joestar family, there were too many things to complain about, and everyone didn't know where to start.
It feels like there isn't a single normal person here; their thought processes are all incredibly bizarre!
[After being dragged offstage by Kagura, Gintoki thought of another crucial group of people and quickly turned back to ask, "By the way, what about the Shinsengumi? After five years, that incompetent group should be..."]
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, a cage was pushed out of the prison cart and, just like before, was placed in the center of the execution ground alongside Katsura and the others, awaiting execution.
[And locked in the center of the cage was none other than the Shinsengumi leader Gintoki had mentioned, Gorilla... Chikado-san!]
"This is…"】
"As you can see, it's an ape," Kagura explained calmly.
Gintoki instantly snapped, unable to hold back his anger: "Stop it already!! Why are you being arrested when you're a police officer?"
Kagura then explained the situation to Gintoki: "During one of my time following the boss, I disguised myself as Colonel Sanders and ended up getting hit by a strange old man who attached a rocket launcher to me."
"Shortly afterward, he was dressed in a strange long-haired man's clothes and put on a pipe... He accidentally triggered a cannon, which destroyed the shopping street, and was caught red-handed."
"Holy crap—this is a TV series! Three death row inmates have even made contact with each other! 493 is just too amazing!!"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore... I'm going to die laughing here sooner or later. What a coincidence, we were arrested on the same day and executed on the same day."
Seeing this, the people from other worlds couldn't stop laughing. It was clear that they were all messing with the KFC statue, and they had actually formed a perfect closed loop.
Most importantly, Gintoki's jinx really does kill everyone he says he's talking about; they're all on the execution ground!
Gintama World (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Eh?! Eh?!—!!!" Kondo-san's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he looked at himself about to be beheaded and displayed to the public: "Wait, am I going to be beheaded too?"
After hearing the reason for the gorilla's arrest, Hijikata Toshiro's face darkened, and he shakily lit a cigarette: "Kondo-san, it seems the police can't be relied on either."
Even the cage that held him was so unusual; it was clearly an animal cage.
Don't worry, that's not a wild gorilla, it's a domesticated one and won't hurt anyone!
"Fourteen—!! This isn't about whether I can be relied on or not!" Kondo-san collapsed to his knees in despair. "I'm not a wanted criminal, so why am I facing the death penalty?!"
I'm a police officer, you know. Even if I've been a love stalker on the side, I'm still the head of the police force!
Bombing up a commercial street shouldn't warrant the death penalty, right? And even if we take a step back, killing wild animals is illegal!
There's no need for the death penalty... gorillas should be released back into the wild and return to nature!
Seeing Kondo looking like he was about to cry, Sougo and Hijikata exchanged a glance but didn't say anything more.
As long as Kondo-san is a policeman, then they are policemen; if he's a thief, then it doesn't matter if they are thieves...
Now that Kondo-san has been pushed to the top, it's easy to guess what they'll do in the future.
Chapter 980 Executioner Sougo, Elizabeth's Erroneous Evolution!
"Colonel, it was you! Are you kidding me?!" Gintoki felt like dying at this point, and in a fit of despair, he shouted at everyone around him, "Hey, I don't care who it is anymore..."
"Can anyone introduce me to a high-ranking official in the Shogunate so I can get in through the back door?!"
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Gintoki turned to the execution ground and shouted, "Hey, gorilla, gorilla!"
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