Akihisa, who had been called an idiot by Yuuji, surprisingly didn't get angry this time. Instead, he calmly asked, "Yuuji, how does it feel to spend money to watch two movies, a total of 14 hours, like this...?"
Yuji's expression changed instantly, and he nodded solemnly: "If that's the case, then the movie theater is indeed a terrifying place!"
[As the Yorozuya trio were talking, they noticed the movie thief seemed to be trying to sneak away, and they couldn't stand it anymore, so they delivered a flying kick: "Don't even think about escaping, you camera bastard!"]
【boom--】
Shinpachi and the others surrounded him: "Kagura, before the police take him away, let's check what he secretly filmed."
"Wait a minute." At this moment, Gintoki stepped forward righteously: "The content is probably pornography. If we confirm it on the spot, there will definitely be some terrible scenes."
"The screen might turn into a 3D movie, and some things from the audience might spray out along with it. I'll leave that to the adult!"
With that, Gintoki expertly helped the movie thief up from the ground, put his hand on the thief's shoulder, and started walking towards the restroom.
"Don't worry, it's just a check-up, I definitely won't do anything to you..." With that, Gintoki pulled a tissue box from his pocket, instantly transforming the scene into one of a ruthless older man coaxing an innocent young girl.
"Big brother, I don't even want to call you out on it anymore, you're obviously the one who wants to see it, right?!"
No matter how nicely you speak, it can't change one fact... Officer, it's that person!
Seeing the soul tissue in Gintoki's hand, everyone's lips began to twitch uncontrollably. This scene gave off a vibe of an older man picking up a drunken girl from a corpse.
Gintama World
"Bang—" A loud crash came from the Yorozuya, and Gintoki's head was slammed into the table, with puffs of white smoke rising from it.
"What the hell are you doing?! As the protagonist, are you going to jump straight into the OO phase right at the beginning?"
"Please consider the production team's feelings, you idiot! If you keep going like this, this movie will be canceled immediately! Don't you even understand, you moron with curly hair?!"
"Come on, calm down, Shinpachi." Gintoki, his face covered in blood, looked up and chuckled awkwardly, "As the protagonist, I'll be careful... for example, I'll definitely take proper safety precautions." (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Before she could finish speaking, her head was slammed into the table again, followed by Kagura's furious roar: "I didn't tell you to know your limits, you idiot with curly hair—!!!"
Chapter 974 The protagonist dies right at the start! A future world on the verge of ending!
"Let me see, this is the play button..." As soon as he entered the restroom, Gintoki eagerly pressed the play button on the camera thief's device.
[A blinding white light flashed, the scene abruptly changed, and a very familiar narration began to play.]
"The land of samurai, that's what our country used to be called..."
At the same time, Gintoki's slightly confused voice could be heard on screen: "Wait... what is this? Why did they suddenly start acting?"
"Where's the promised finale? The subtitle 'The Yorozuya Forever' still hasn't appeared."
"The Last Samurai, Sakata Gintoki... It's been a long time since he was called that!"
[As the narration ended, Gintoki appeared in a cemetery, and before him lay his own grave—the Grave of Sakata Gintoki.]
"Wait a minute!!!" Gintoki, drenched in sweat, gave the movie thief a headbutt: "The final chapter? Does that mean Gintoki's story is over?"
"Hahaha, the protagonist died right at the beginning, is there any finale that feels more like a finale than this..."
Seeing Gintoki drenched in sweat, the others from other worlds were both amused and exasperated. Dude, instead of complaining about whether it's finished or not, why don't you take a look at your surroundings before you speak?! And compared to Satoru 2.5's ending where everyone ends up like clowns, what's wrong with this kind of ending? At least you still have a graveyard to lie in.
Gintama World
"What?! Gintoki is dead?!"
Seeing the grave of Sakata Gintoki on the screen, the Yorozuya, which had been making a ruckus just moments before, instantly fell silent, their faces filled with disbelief.
"Hello, hello... Um, did I see that wrong?" Gintoki's eyelids twitched, and large beads of sweat kept sliding down his face. He pointed shakily at the screen.
Shinpachi's face still showed the shock of his earlier reaction. Hearing the question, he reacted several beats slower, pushing up his glasses: "It seems... I didn't see wrong..."
At that moment, Kagura angrily grabbed Gintoki by the collar and shook him violently, yelling in exasperation, "I told you to eat less sugar, you idiot with curly hair!!"
"It's obvious that he died from a diabetic attack. I don't remember ever teaching you such a disobedient and naughty child."
"Huh? So it's my fault? It's all my fault?" Gintoki was already drenched in sweat, his face covered in beads of perspiration. "I died of diabetes?"
"Um... for the protagonist, isn't dying of diabetes a bit too common?"
Why did Gintoki, the protagonist, die at the very beginning of the final chapter? Why is there no strawberry milk or strawberry parfait on my tombstone?
Show me the atmosphere, production team!
This is a Gintama movie, not a Naruto movie. The Shippuden version with the Winged Cage and the four or five sets of the Nine-Tailed Master are not popular anymore...
"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because it's a movie!!" Gintoki was completely enraged at this point, gesturing wildly and making a frantic rant: "Normally, this kind of title is just a gimmick, isn't it?"
"Naruto died but still lived a good life. Wasn't it agreed that Shueisha's permission had to be obtained first for plot points that affect the original manga...?"
With that, Gintoki turned and stormed off. This wasn't the time to deal with movie thieves; he needed to go to the production company, Ueiso, to investigate.
As he walked, Gintoki suddenly stopped, uttering a question that seemed to come from the depths of his soul: "Huh... where's Kamiigusa?"
Looking around at the empty cemetery, he finally realized something was wrong: "Where...where is this...?"
"Wasn't I just in a movie theater? How did it turn into this..." Following Gintoki's gaze, he found that all he saw was a cemetery.
[Moreover, one of the tombstones bore the name Yamazaki, which seemed strangely familiar to him; where had he heard that name before?]
At first, Gintoki, unwilling to accept reality, thought it was just a 3D effect: "It's like the dumplings in front of my grave are actually edible..."
As he spoke, Gintoki picked up a skewer and showed it off. After swallowing it, he mechanically turned his head to look at the bamboo skewer in his hand: "It seems like it's actually edible..."
"Normally, it is indeed a gimmick, like the death of Jonouchi and the Azure Sea... but some things are not normal, like you!!"
Seeing this, the people from other worlds couldn't help but chuckle. "Brother, if you want to go to Shangjingcao, the location might be a bit out of the way, and it's quite far away."
After all, we're from different dimensions. Of course, if you have a Doraemon at home, then disregard what I said.
The Disastrous World of Saiki K.
Seeing Gintoki stealing his offerings, Saiki's cold expression remained unchanged, but inwardly he couldn't help but think, "Oh dear, he still loves eating offerings so much..."
That's right, Qi Mu recognized the silver-haired, naturally curly man in front of him who was clearly panicking but still trying to appear strong and calm, after all, they had both made cameo appearances together.
Oh no, I should say it's one of the few serious collaborations with Silver Tower Mom, the kind where you don't have to send any apologies!
So... how long is that shameless, idiotic, naturally curly-haired girl going to keep denying it?
That's not a 3D effect, nor is it a dream. Just admit it honestly, you're dead!
Gintama World
Inside the Shinsengumi, Yamazaki stood frozen in place, clutching his head and shaking it frantically, shouting in despair, "Could it be... that I'm already dead???"
"No, no, no, I'm just an insignificant nobody. How could I possibly have a role in such a big scene? If anyone's going to die, it should be Shinpachi!"
"Don't scare yourself. Maybe it's just a coincidence... Yes, that's right, it's just a coincidence." After this self-comfort, I immediately felt much better.
Looking at Yamazaki muttering to himself, Sougo grinned, exuding a sadistic aura: "Yamazaki, don't get too excited. It's very possible they sacrificed you just because you were insignificant." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Look, just like Yamcha, who had almost no presence... he was directly sacrificed in the Vegetable Man and Android arcs."
Upon hearing this, Yamazaki, somewhat exasperated, blurted out, "Yamcha—why is it you again, Yamcha!!!"
This is an example that can be used to describe anyone. It's bad enough that he had no presence while alive, but even after he died, he was constantly being used as a meme. His life was just too miserable, Yamcha!
Just then, someone arrived. Gintoki quickly hid behind the cemetery, only to find that it was Granny Otose. From her, he learned that he had actually died five years prior.
Even the original city has changed. The once prosperous Edo has been reduced to ruins, as if it had been through a war.
And people can only eke out a living in this ruined city...
Gintoki couldn't believe his eyes. Just then, the movie thief appeared behind him: "Gintoki-sama, this is the reality you'll have to face sooner or later!"
Gintoki stared in disbelief at the movie thief in front of him: "So you can talk!!"
[Then the movie thief told Gintoki everything that had happened. He wasn't actually a movie thief; 010 was a time machine created by someone!]
And this is what Gintoki's original world looks like five years from now—a future world that will one day come to an end...
With 30% of the total population dead and another 40% migrating to other planets, Earth has become a completely abandoned planet.
"Well, now Gintoki doesn't have to keep looking for a time machine. I didn't expect there actually was one!!"
"How could the world have deteriorated to this state in just five years? What exactly happened?"
Looking at the ruins of Edo City, everyone suddenly swallowed hard, feeling a lingering sense of déjà vu.
There shouldn't be a Holy Grail, magical girls, or the brain-dead Ainsworth family here, right?
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Upon hearing the number of casualties, Dr. Roman frowned deeply: "What would it take to make the world like this?"
It's only been 5 years, not 50, and it's already turned into a scene of the end of the world. It's hard to imagine what caused this.
Da Vinci was equally puzzled: "Then there shouldn't be a Fuyuki City without nuclear annihilation, nor gas from daily explosions, right?"
If it were just one city that had changed like this in five years, that would be understandable, but the impact is on the whole world!
This made him think of a possibility... Could it be that the source of that world has also dried up like Miyu's world?
Just as everyone was deep in thought, Fujimaru Ritsuka suddenly realized something was wrong... Come to think of it, did they mess up the technology tree in that world?
A time machine could be built five years ago; considering the purpose of the equipment on Gintoki's waist, this technological path is ridiculously skewed.
Chapter 975 Shinpachi and Kagura five years later! The glasses frame has been replaced by Tezuka Kunimitsu!
At this moment, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of information, Gintoki disregarded everything else and began shaking the time machine violently: "Who is that person? What on earth happened to my world?!"
"Hey, say something!"
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