Looking at his companions who had surrounded him, he took a few steps back in fear: "No, don't come any closer, you perverts—uh!"

"Let's calm him down first." The boys from Class B instantly punched their class monitor in the stomach; clearly, they had been holding back for a long time.

"Haha, you're a master of disguise, bro! This speed of changing your tune reminds me of one of the world's most famous paintings, Wang Ye's Spring Outing!"

Class monitor of Class B? Well, I'm sorry, the class monitor is just there to take the blame. Don't blame us. We were actually heartbroken to see you dressed in women's clothes (sighing with indignation)!

Even those watching outside the video were taken aback by how quickly the B-class members turned on him... Just how terrible must Kyoji be as a person?

Even his teammates from Class B couldn't resist hitting him first. Not only were they not unhappy at all, but they also felt a sense of exhilaration at getting revenge. The smile on their faces was even harder to suppress than AK's!

Nonsense! Given the choice between replacing the classroom with a fruit box and having a class monitor who I already didn't find very appealing dressed as a woman, even a fool would know which to choose: sell it or not!

Gintama World

In the Shinsengumi's mansion, Kondo stood with his arms crossed, a proud expression on his face: "Crossing the woman is just like going naked; there's only zero times or countless times, boy!"

His tone suggested that he had already grasped the secrets of the matter and mastered a truth unknown to others... Of course, the prerequisite was that he had to put on clothes first.

"Kondo-san, what's with that inexplicable sense of superiority you have? And..." At this point, Hijikata Toshiro exhaled a smoke ring with a look of melancholy: "Why are you talking like that, naked?!"

"As the head of the police force, you should at least give me some underwear."

“Mr. Hijikata, I’ll take the vice-captain’s position. You seem to lack some common sense.” Sougo said with a completely innocent look on his face, “You don’t even know the basic fact that gorillas don’t wear clothes.”

"Fourteen, Sougo!" Kondo ignored the two's teasing and decided to stick to his profound persona.

He adopted an air of "I've seen it all before," his eyes slightly weary in the setting sun: "That young man will step into a new world sooner or later!"

Fourteen remained completely unmoved, appearing utterly calm: "So, when are you going to put on some clothes?"

After finishing their battle with Class B, in order to prepare for the upcoming battle with Class A, the group, as usual, went to the rooftop to borrow Akihisa's black and gold bracelet for training.

However, unlike before, the black and gold bracelet seems to have encountered some problems this time...

"I feel like he's been a bit off ever since the last midterm exam." Akihisa shook his head, realizing the domain hadn't retracted, and couldn't resist biting it.

Hideyoshi and the others, suspecting that Akihisa might not understand how to use the black gold bracelet, asked him with a hint of doubt, "Did you read the instruction manual?"

“Let me see…” Mingjiu pulled out the user manual for the black and gold bracelet, and everyone's attention immediately turned to it.

"Please do not touch it with wet hands, do not press on it, do not use it as a hanging ring, and do not give it to your girlfriend!"

"Don't discard it, remember to keep it out of reach of children, and... suitable for ages 13 and up!"

"That's it!!!" Everyone suddenly realized the reason for the black and gold bracelet's malfunction.

"No way, I have tons of R18 books too..." In his panic, Akihisa blurted out unconsciously, then regretted it as he looked at Himeji and Minami, who were emanating a dark aura.

"Applicable age 13 years and above, based on Akihisa's past performance, I really can't refute this."

"This user manual is so weird, it's full of precautions... and each one is more outrageous than the last!"

Moreover, everyone felt that those precautions were quite subtle, almost as if they were pointing out that Jiu Jiu was capable of doing all sorts of things!

Especially that one, please don't pawn it; just say it's his ID number.

Emiya Family's Meal World

"I can only say that these conditions are extremely targeted." Shirou thought about the probability that Akihisa would trigger them, and then nodded seriously.

Great, almost all of them are correct!

Okay, now we might have to add one more thing: please don't bite it with your mouth...

“There’s nothing we can do…” Rin shrugged helplessly. “Every seemingly unreasonable notice has a bloody lesson behind it.”

As for the rule against touching it while it's wet? Well, sorry, he not only brought the black and gold bracelet to the bathhouse, but he also did it to peep!

R stated confidently, "So it's quite obvious that the problem lies in the 'only for users aged 13 and above' rule."

No wonder it sometimes fails to work; after all, Akihisa's intelligence is probably not at the level of a thirteen-year-old, a typical foolish emperor.

Having such an owner is indeed putting the black and gold bracelet in a difficult position.

The next morning, because they were going to have an experimental summoning war with Class A that day, my older sister specially prepared a very lavish breakfast.

"I deliberately placed photos of pork chops (victory), steaks (enemies)... under my pillow."

"How about it, don't you feel more confident now!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

[Although it's just a picture, it's just a little joke. My sister isn't that naive; just looking at pictures definitely won't satisfy her.]

So, the older sister thoughtfully prepared the real deal... which is a video of her eating steak, and the script and the cameraman were both handled by the same silent pervert.

"Akihisa can only watch you eat with envy, it's like you're a devil, big sister! Also... puns will get you fined."

Seeing this, everyone's lips twitched. This video showed more than just an appetite-inducing appetite; watching you eat was just too monstrous! At least give the child some food...

Also, you silent pervert, isn't your business scope a bit too broad? You can even take on these kinds of outsourcing jobs, your connections must be too strong!

After being subjected to his sister's mental torture early in the morning, Akihisa arrived at school and immediately attended a strategy meeting chaired by Yuuji.

"The battle began long before the bell rang, Hideyoshi..." Yuuji, as usual, gave a pep talk and then gestured for Hideyoshi to bring out the items.

Hideyoshi struggled to carry a large box onto the podium: "These are all my sister's personal belongings; the uniforms and books are things she liked..."

Having lived under his sister's terrifying oppression for years, Hideyoshi didn't believe there was anything in there that could be used as leverage.

Akihisa, somewhat puzzled, took out a book from the box and began reading. He was immediately amazed: "As expected of Class A, how do you solve this calculation problem?"

Upon hearing this, Himeji and Shimada, who was quite confident in his math skills, also became interested and crowded around to take a look, their faces immediately turning bright red...

[Only one simple calculation problem was listed on the table of contents: Shinji Yuichi!]

Looking at the cover peeking out from under the book, Himeji's face turned completely red: "Th-this...this can't possibly have an answer, can it?"

Even Minami blushed with shock: "I can't solve this either!"

"How bizarre! I couldn't even figure out if this question was a math problem or a biology problem... No wonder they're in Class A, amazing!"

"Hahaha, Hideyoshi, you'll definitely get beaten to death for tricking your sister like this. By the way, I can't do this problem either, it's really too difficult."

Faced with that profound and unfathomable math problem, both top students and struggling students fell silent at the first question, all saying that their teachers had never taught them this problem.

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

Shirogane Miyuki stared at the multiplication problem, instinctively snapping the pen in his hand, then silently pulled out some tape from the drawer and wrapped it around his neck: "..."

I'm sorry to embarrass you all, but even as the top student in the grade and the student council president, I couldn't solve this calculation problem.

"This...this..." Fujiwara Chika's face turned bright red, her lips trembling as she couldn't utter a complete sentence, though she did understand the question.

Hideyoshi, you're really dragging your sister into hell! If our classmates find out about this, it'll be a total disaster!

"???" Seeing the two's strange behavior, Kaguya Shinomiya's face was full of question marks. Was there something wrong with this question?

Recalling the previous details, Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes lit up, and she suddenly realized: "No wonder you reacted this way, it turns out the question was wrong. I knew it! How could you put a name into multiplication?"

Shirogane Miyuki fell silent: "..."

Fujiwara Chika also fell silent: "..."

Only the real man, Ishigami, continued outputting his message with a conflicted expression, unable to help but ask, "Shinomiya-senpai, are you serious?"

“Enough, Ishigami!” Fujiwara Chika stepped forward with a heavy expression. “I will explain to Kaguya-san.”

I thought it was already impressive that Akihisa could read this book as a multiplication book, but I didn't expect there to be other experts out there.

Names certainly can't be used in multiplication, but this is a biology problem!!

Chapter 950 Yuko-kun, did you drop this fujoshi doujinshi? The cross-dressing master is online!

Looking at the two who were practically brain-dead, Akihisa exclaimed innocently, "Even they can't solve this equation! Hideyoshi's sister is truly amazing!"

[As expected of a book only an A-level genius could understand, Shinji Yuya's question is so challenging that even the elites of Class F are finding it incredibly difficult.]

“There are others…” Hideyoshi pulled out a few more notebooks from the box, looking puzzled. “Why are they so thin yet so expensive?”

[But that's not the point. The important thing is that it's useful. So Yuuji looked at a certain idiot: "Akihisa, take this and declare war on Class A."]

Having been tricked several times, Akihisa looked reluctant, even with a hint of doubt in his eyes: "Forget it, I've had enough of being tortured."

"Don't worry, nothing will happen this time."

[As he spoke, Yuuji placed his hand on Akihisa's shoulder, his expression shifting back to a black-and-white manga style: "Just pretend you found the book she likes to read, and then kindly return it to her."]

[Immersed in the art style, Akihisa revealed an innocent look in his eyes: "That's right, that way she'll be grateful and listen to me sincerely."]

"No, no, no, you'll get beaten up horribly... no, you'll definitely be beaten to death this time! Don't go, please don't go!!"

"Big brother, you didn't fall for Yuuji's tricks again and go courting death, did you? You're being sold out and you're still smiling as you count the money!"

Seeing Akihisa seemingly about to do something terribly reckless again, everyone felt a pang of conscience. He'd been fooled so many times, yet he remained so naive, so innocent!

Saekano: Where the Boring Girlfriend Is

"Why is it so expensive when it's so thin?" Even a certain blonde, twin-tailed loser felt a little annoyed: "Because it's a doujinshi, and it's all fujoshi doujinshi..."

If I were to use this to declare war, what would be the difference between that and publicly calling me by my pen name, Eri Kashiwagi, the erotic artist?

After putting herself in Eriri's shoes for a moment, her expression changed drastically, and she instinctively clenched her fists. This was a disaster, a complete disaster!

Even she couldn't resist the urge to kill someone, then ran home to hide for a few months to avoid the storm. Who would have time to listen to his declaration of war?

I'm so ashamed I can't even show my face in public anymore...

"I see."

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