"Maybe he was too busy checking if the teacher had made any mistakes..." Kuroko still vividly remembered the scene when Akihisa suspected the teacher of making mistakes when he answered the questions using metaphysics last time.
But now, her memories are being refreshed again, and it feels like every moment is a memorable scene!
The world of spring things
"Alexander the Great... what an imposing nickname." At least until today, Hachiman had never imagined that anyone could have such a nickname.
"Sigh..." Yukino closed the book in her hands and sighed helplessly, "If I hadn't made any mistakes, it would be almost entirely correct. If I had been serious, I could have done a very good job!"
Hachiman, who had been lost in thought, fell into deep contemplation upon hearing this: "If that's the case, it doesn't seem wrong..."
If you look at Akihisa from a different perspective, you'll find that he transformed from a fool into a top student in just one night.
This guy isn't stupid, he's practically a genius! He just never uses his brain for anything useful.
[After the midterm exams, the camera focuses on Himeji, and the voice of Mr. Fukugen, who had just finished his job change narration, begins to play on the screen...]
[Himeji Mizuki is enthusiastic about everything she does; today she's even researching a question she doesn't understand in a professional book—how to deliver a love letter!]
"It's definitely best to deliver it personally; the chances of getting a reply are much higher then..."
Completely engrossed in her books, Himeji was oblivious to Akihisa's presence beside her: "Himeji-san, are you studying?"
The sudden voice startled Himeji, who blushed and hurriedly hid the book behind her back: "Yes, there are some things I don't understand, so..."
[At this point, Himeji's face was completely red. Thinking about the contents of the book she had just read, she wondered if she could finally muster the courage to hand him the love letter—maybe she could succeed!]
"Yoshii-kun, actually... it's this..." Himeji mustered her courage, blushing as she handed the envelope to Akihisa with both hands: "Um, please don't laugh after you read it!"
Having said that, Himeji, overwhelmed with shame, dared not look at Akihisa's face any longer and could only anxiously await his reply.
[Akihisa took the envelope, looking at the photo of himself in a maid outfit inside with a pained expression: "Where should I laugh...?"]
"Hahaha, if you're not going to laugh, then I'll laugh first. Clearly, this is an unfortunate letter!"
"This is hilarious! This photo is clearly the work of a lecherous pervert. He's a business genius, pleasing both men and women! He has a ton of repeat customers."
Everyone who witnessed this scene burst into laughter. He had finally mustered the courage to hand over his love letter, but in the end, his initiative resulted in a lifetime of introversion.
Himeji's actions are no different from confessing your love by giving away your favorite A-rank character. It's incredibly blatant!
The next day, under pressure from his older sister's good morning kiss, Akihisa suddenly lost all desire to stay in bed and nervously hugged his pillow.
"Hurry up and change your clothes, breakfast is ready."
[Breakfast?] Mingjiu was still a little confused. His sister clearly couldn't cook... It wasn't until three energy drinks were placed in front of him that he realized he had worried too much. 1.
"This is a nutritionally balanced meal plan. One can contains 200 calories, so you need to drink 5 cans for breakfast, which is one liter!"
"Drinking 13 cans a day, which is 2.6 liters, would be just right."
[My sister even considered the possibility that Akihisa might get tired of it, and prepared several different flavors.]
"For your main course, choose the original flavor; for side dishes, choose the corn chowder flavor; for drinks, choose the coffee flavor; and for dessert, choose between milk coffee or cocoa!"
Akihisa felt a wave of embarrassment: "That's not the point at all!!"
"It's confirmed, she's definitely the older sister, especially with that calorie-obsessed way of thinking, it's a family trait!"
"Sigh, Akihisa, just drink it! You, who get your calories by drinking salt water, sugar water, and even salad oil, have no right to complain!"
Looking at the boxes and cases of energy drinks, everyone fell silent. Since the guardian returned, it seemed like Mingjiu's life was no different from before!
Now I finally understand why Akihisa was able to survive on fat and carbohydrates before. Birds of a feather flock together, it seems.
Chapter 939 Measuring Bust Size with Naked Eyes, Delivering Love Letters to a Love Rival!
Detective Conan World
"Suddenly I'm starting to miss Akihisa's 1/67 instant noodles..." Conan looked at the screen full of drinks with a wistful expression: "At least that's normal food."
First there was Akihisa's salt water feast, and now there's this sister who eats canned drinks... Seriously, how has this family survived this long?
“If you only look at the theory, the logic is indeed sound, and it even sounds quite scientific…” Ai Haibara was silent for a while, then added, “Of course, you can only listen to this, don’t be a fool to believe it.”
She had never seen anyone live on calories alone; only this extraordinary brother and sister could do it!
After all, they seem to have converted all the essential nutrients the human body needs into calories... just like a car, which can run as long as it has fuel.
Gintama World
"As expected of my older sister, she's so thoughtful. She's prepared all sorts of flavors, but..."
At this point, Shinpachi looked at the boxes and boxes of energy drinks and his face immediately fell.
Dear sister, next time you consider food preferences, could you please take into account your brother's appetite capacity first?
Drinking 2.6 liters of energy drinks a day... This isn't just a matter of getting tired of it, it's about drinking until you throw up!
Also, isn't this product placement a bit too obvious?
Gintoki, chin in hand, pondered: "Shinpachi, if this Akihisa-kun eats beverages as his main meals for all three meals, shouldn't he drink some water to help with digestion?"
Shinpachi, speechless, retorted, "Even if you're a loser like Zero-Two, you're still a main character in Jump. At least act like a human being, you sadist."
They're already making Akihisa drink 2.6 liters of beverages every day, and now they want him to drink water? Do they want him to die even faster?
By the time Akihisa arrived at school, her belly was as big as a kettle: "At least give me some solid stuff!"
Although he only ate beverages, Akihisa still felt quite satisfied, at least he got enough calories!
"You silent pervert, what are you doing?"
Suddenly, Akihisa noticed that his boss was holding binoculars in one hand and a watch in the other, taking notes.
“Regularly measure…” the lecherous man muttered, offering Akihisa a glimpse of the binoculars' view: “Statistically measure the bust size of the girls in this academy!”
[Akihisa's nose was already bleeding uncontrollably, but the professionally-minded, silent pervert continued to explain the differences between bra sizes.]
“B, C, AA. B, D… Ah, G!”
"Wait, G??? Whose subordinate is this? He's so ruthless! No wonder he's Himeji-kun!"
"Coach, please teach me this amazing skill! It's so professional, you're a role model for everyone..."
After listening to the silent pervert's explanation, everyone felt as if they had gained even more strange knowledge. Most importantly, he could even estimate things by sight!
"My eyes are my ruler"—so that's exactly what they mean by you, you silent pervert.
Academy City World
"G, is this possible..." Misaka unconsciously looked down at her flat chest, forcing a smile, but the smile looked somewhat stiff.
That's going too far! That unknown student, G, is a fellow middle school student; can't you be a little more reasonable? This is really unreasonable…
Without a doubt, it's technology. She definitely added technology, there's no mistake, otherwise there's no way to explain it clearly!
"Onee-sama, G is indeed a possibility." Lost in thought, Kuroko didn't notice that Misaka's face had darkened. "For example, that fourth-ranked player who took on five opponents, Shokuhou Misaki..."
Misaka's face darkened even more. Kuroko, I know this without you saying it. Didn't you see that I deliberately ignored this kind of special forces soldier?
And how did this silent pervert develop such keen eyesight to measure bra size with the naked eye? It's terrifyingly sharp!
"Wait, wasn't that D just now?" Mingjiu asked, somewhat puzzled, after taking out a tissue to stop the nosebleed.
"Those are fake breasts!!" The lecherous man glanced indifferently at Akihisa, then resumed his explanation of the differences between A-rank breasts.
In short, there are differences even among those who split costs equally...
"Based on that bust measurement, it's a 5A, which means the waist is about to break, it's about to shatter..."
Just then, Minami, who had been teased by Akihisa for being unusually small, stormed angrily from the school gate all the way to Class F.
"Even if you're flat-chested, you still have human rights!!" After identifying the primary suspect, Akihisa, he grabbed the man's legs and began to bend them backward.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch—"
As Akihisa cried out in pain, the lecherous man's eyes flashed with cold light. He slid down to the ground with his camera in hand, aiming it at Minami's skirt: "Come on up a bit more..."
"Eeeeeeeahhhhh—" Shoko, who had somehow appeared in Class F, withdrew her peace sign and ignored Yuuji, who was covering his eyes and wailing: "Yuuji, you're not allowed to look..."
"Blinding effect 1. Yuuji's blindness is comparable to Shiryu's. He's either blind or on his way to blindness!"
"Wow, you can even spot fake breasts?! I want to know how you learned that skill, I really want to improve!"
Holy crap, this is a 5A scenic spot... It's like knowledge has somehow seeped into my brain!
After listening to the silent pervert's analysis, everyone was amazed. They hadn't expected that there were so many divisions between scenic areas A; it was really too professional.
Azure Sea World
"I see. Did you remember the method for distinguishing the scenic areas, Kitahara…"
"Of course, Kohei! The only thing left... is that your eyesight isn't quite up to par yet."
Iori and Kohei sat upright at the table, like students after class, exchanging their thoughts.
Their eyes were focused and determined, and their pens moved incessantly. It could be said that neither of them had ever been more attentive in class than they were now.
As expected of the quiet, lecherous teacher, even at a time like this, he doesn't forget to teach us the important knowledge... This is the kind of "perverted photographer" we need, so dedicated!!
He'd lie down wherever there was an opportunity, without even trying to hide his camera. He had no shame in taking photos secretly; his style of doing things was completely open and aboveboard.
"Terrible..." Ai Lai was no longer in the mood to complain about these two shameful things, and hugged her chest with lingering fear.
This is so unfair to flat-chested women... It's like being allowed to visit a 5A scenic spot for free. Are you scared yet?
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World
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