[But there wasn't much time left, so I hurriedly covered my body, but due to the size, my calves were still showing.]
The two vehicles soon passed each other. A truck drove by, and the driver, glancing casually at the scene, was immediately startled!
[The car performed a fishtail maneuver on the spot, then quickly gripped the steering wheel and braked sharply, thus avoiding a traffic accident.]
"Okay, no problem!" Only then did the group peek out from under the covers again.
"Indeed, just now it was impossible to tell that anyone was sitting on it; it just looked like a regular light truck used for transporting corpses."
"Dude, this is a huge problem!! Compared to your illegal passenger transport, this is a minor issue, this is a much bigger one!!"
"Hahaha, disguising it as an ordinary hearse? Is that really a method a normal person could come up with? Do you even know what 'ordinary' means?"
Look at you guys, you scared that experienced driver so much! If it weren't for his skillful driving, there could have been a traffic accident. That one careless glance could have left this uncle with a lifetime of healing pain!
Magical Girl Illya World
Seeing that the others still hadn't realized what the problem was, Miyu rubbed her forehead in exasperation: "Did I misunderstand the word 'ordinary'?"
"Or is it common sense in that world that trucks were used to transport corpses?"
Transporting a body is anything but ordinary, it looks like someone died in the vehicle, making it even more suspicious!
"Hahaha, I feel like what Miyu-sama said is all possible." Magic Ruby almost died laughing: "After all, that world is exceptionally interesting."
Water is flammable, drinking involves taking off clothes, rock-paper-scissors is only played in the wild... light trucks are used to transport corpses, which might actually be common sense!
"I hope the old man is alright." Rin sighed. She had a feeling that the old man would have nightmares every night, and that the nightmares would haunt him for a whole year!
These young geniuses don't seem like someone is in the car; rather, it looks like someone died in the car.
And so, they arrived at the market without incident. The elders then instructed them to go their separate ways and choose their favorite ingredients, so they could cook delicious dishes together later.
"Um... I really want to eat with that old man." The conversation between Senior Azusa and the shop owner struck Airai, who had just walked up behind them, like a bolt from the blue. What lewd talk!
"What happened?" Chisa looked at Ailai, who seemed disoriented, with a puzzled expression.
[Aile's eyes were brimming with tears: "...Senior Azusa...said she wanted to eat the fishmonger!"] (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
[No, I must have misheard. Azusa-senpai isn't like that.] Ai-lai then went to observe Tokita-senpai again.
"I want Mrs. Hamasaki..."
Ai Lai coughed up a mouthful of blood and walked back dejectedly, saying, "Senior Tokita... he's going to lay a hand on a married woman!"
Kohei was speechless: "So, what did you just hear?!"
[Aile couldn't explain it clearly in a short time, so she dragged Chisa and Kohei over and started peeking at Kotobuki-senpai.]
"Please give me a high school girl with a great figure..."
[Kouhei and Airi, hiding behind the wall, instantly changed their expressions and let out a silent scream: "Out!!!"]
Kohei even took out his phone, considering whether or not to call the police.
"Holy crap, this is a madman's diary! Every word is shocking, and every line screams cannibalism..."
One wants an older man, one wants a wife, and the other wants a high school student with a great figure. They truly deserve to be called the three gods of the diving club; none of them are ordinary!
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Haha, it's a misunderstanding, Ailai!" Cú Chulainn waved his hand with a laugh: "Actually, these are all names of fish."
As Cú Chulainn had already become a fishmonger, his knowledge of fish was already superb, and these slang terms were second nature to him.
"Don't use such a hardcore name!" Ilya blushed slightly; she had indeed misunderstood (Noma Zhao) just now.
Why give a perfectly good name like this? It's obviously meant to cause misunderstandings. At least include the character for "fish" in it!
"The names of the fish..." Shirou looked at the dazzling array of fish in the market and suddenly felt a little hungry for fish.
Fortunately, Chisa remained calm enough to explain to the two of them using the brochure in her hand that the seniors were actually just calling out the names of fish.
Realizing it was a misunderstanding, Ai Lai breathed a sigh of relief: "Haha, thinking about it carefully, it's impossible to buy something like that."
"Well, I knew from the beginning!" Kohei said stubbornly, as if he wasn't the one who had just wanted to call the police.
Just then, another customer entered the fish shop next door, and it was someone they knew... Iori!
"Sorry, I'm a poisonous fish that can knock an adult unconscious with just one bite!" Iori said with a clean and cheerful smile.
The store manager, however, retorted with a dark expression, "There's no such thing!"
"Hahaha, everything else could be a misunderstanding, but I can guarantee Iori is serious!!"
"It's hilarious... Someone actually managed to sneak in from a group of people. They should probably get tested for drugs before dinner."
Seeing Iori's cheerful expression, everyone almost died laughing. They hadn't expected someone serious to show up; Iori was different, he was genuine.
Chapter 886 Cross-server chat across three servers, all matched!
Hidden within a bunch of misunderstandings was the real deal. They didn't even bother with acting; they dared to openly ask the boss about it! Even if the boss had it, he wouldn't dare sell it!
You don't need to hang up on the emergency call Gengping just made; you can definitely make another call now with peace of mind, and they'll catch you every time.
Back at the villa, Iori immediately denounced Kohei and the others' unethical behavior: "Spying on others while they're shopping is not a good habit!!"
"What is that guy talking about, trying to buy poisoned fish?!" Kohei was furious; this guy was definitely plotting something wicked.
Instead of continuing her playful antics with Kohei, Iori, believing she had kept it a secret well, continued to act as if nothing was wrong.
[Tch... The poisoning attempt failed? If this continues, we'll face an unbearable humiliation worse than death!]
[While still reviewing the situation, Iori's mind flashed back to the image of Airi and Kohei mocking her with their diving licenses, and her eyes widened in fury.]
"Hahaha, not only did you not feel guilty after your poisoning plot was discovered, you even dared to falsely accuse me!"
"An older man, Mrs. Hamasaki, a high school student with a great figure... only the poisonous fish that Iori wanted is real!"
As expected of Iori, who can call her opponent a despicable person even after being dodged in a deadly tennis match, her thought process is truly unique; she never wastes her energy on internal conflicts!
[While Iori was still mentally planning her next move, Azusa-senpai had already started drawing lots to decide who would use the kitchen first.]
[After all, the kitchen couldn't accommodate so many people at once, so they had to draw lots to decide the order of cooking, and Iori and Chisa just happened to be assigned to the same spot.]
So, when Iori was cooking, she came up with a plan: she told Chisa the truth and asked 070 to help her practice.
"...That's all there is to it!"
"So that's how it is."
"So, Chisa—" Iori turned to Chisa with a serious expression, "Can you practice with me?"
[Aile, who had originally intended to go to the kitchen to get a bottle of black tea, froze on the spot upon hearing this, then quickly crouched down, hiding herself in a corner.]
[Cold and calm, perhaps it's a misunderstanding like when buying groceries.]
To ensure there wouldn't be a repeat of the misunderstanding from earlier that day, Ai Lai perked up her ears and focused her attention on Iori and Chisa.
Are you serious?
"Yeah, seriously, I'm starting to like it! (diving)"
[Aile was immediately shocked. There was no mistake, it was a confession, this time it wasn't a misunderstanding!!!]
[Ailei seemed to have lost all her strength and ability, struggling to get up from the stage, only to see Chisa with a happy smile: "I see... I'm so happy."]
"But (without my sister teaching me), am I really capable?"
"Yes (now) you're all I have left (to ask for help)!"
"No way—!!" Aile walked dejectedly back to the sofa, channeling her grief and anger into her appetite, and started stuffing potato chips into her mouth.
"Haha, cross-server chat, Iori's trump card is like a conceptual skill, it will definitely cause misunderstandings."
"That was brilliant. If Eledo had heard even a single word, he wouldn't have misunderstood. But he timed it perfectly, catching what he should have heard and what he shouldn't have heard."
This kind of mysterious chatting skill has become commonplace, and it seems to be an inherent skill of Iori, practically unsolvable.
Even though it's all the truth and there's no embellishment involved, once it comes out of Iori's mouth, it will definitely have a completely different meaning when heard by others!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"If I hadn't known the whole story, I might have misunderstood too..." Seeing this, Ishigami felt that it wasn't Ai Lai's fault, since Iori-senpai was a genius at punctuation.
Listen to this! Who wouldn't be confused by what you're saying?
If Iori-senpai had added an object to every sentence she said, the misunderstanding wouldn't have been so deep.
Moreover, Senior Ai Lai was already quite rational. To prevent any misunderstandings, he listened to it twice!
Otherwise, according to the traditional female protagonist, she would have burst out crying after hearing it for the first time: "I was here first..."
"Yes, that's right!" Chika rarely agreed with Ishigami's opinion this time; it's true that misunderstandings can occur if one doesn't understand the situation.
"So, if you really want to confess, just be direct and don't beat around the bush or act all haughty!"
As a love detective, this kind of cross-server chat between two senior figures could easily lead to her misjudgment of the relationship!
"..." Upon hearing this, Shirogane and Kaguya subconsciously exchanged a glance, then quickly looked away.
I understand the logic, but tell me, who confessed first?!
After Airi left, Iori and Chisa also talked about how, during diving practice, the lack of weights caused their bodies to float, making it difficult to practice.
Iori also thought it made sense: "In that case, let's move some heavy objects—"
In the living room, Kohei's curiosity was piqued by Ai Lai's unusual behavior, so he headed towards the kitchen.
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