Thinking about this, Amuro Tooru actually felt a sense of relief.

Thankfully, Ai Lai didn't order Bloody Mary, otherwise, according to the logic of these two geniuses, they might have actually cut their wrists and bled a little!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Cú Chulainn looked at the beer in his hand, unable to bring himself to drink it, and sighed deeply, "I must say, the manager really struck gold..."

You've found two gifted individuals: one with an underdeveloped cerebellum and the other with a completely underdeveloped cerebrum!

A logic genius, a language expert, and a bartending prodigy—with so many titles and such capable advisors, how could the bar not go out of business?

"Who would have thought that a screwdriver would actually be found inside a screwdriver? What a conscientious seller!" Shirou had originally thought that the two seniors actually looked quite convincing in their bartender uniforms.

As it turned out, they were overthinking it. They were still the same young men they used to be, without the slightest change. Despite their handsome appearances, their physical attributes were still completely outdated!

Rin's lips twitched violently upon hearing this: "A conscientious merchant... that's quite conscientious, managing to find a screwdriver in this."

No wonder he graduated from the mechanical engineering department; it seems quite reasonable for him to carry a screwdriver with him!

Kamen Rider Build World

"A screwdriver as a free gift with drinks? 500 yen seems like a pretty good deal." Kiryu Sento thought it wasn't unacceptable.

Buying a Phillips screwdriver separately costs about the same, so isn't this like getting a free drink?

Upon hearing this, Ryuga looked at Sento in shock: "No, no, no, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Don't you think there's something wrong with that?"

"Wait a minute? Something definitely isn't right." Zhan Tu suddenly realized, and before Long Long could even breathe a sigh of relief, he continued, "This liquor uses up too many screwdrivers!"

"..." Now I'm sure, this guy's thought process is a bit off. Is this the difference between a genius and an ordinary person?

"Are you two taking advantage of me because I'm easy to bully!" Ai Lai saw tears welling up in their eyes; she had actually been looking forward to it.

"That's not true."

Seeing the Phillips screwdriver in Ailey's hand, Iori instantly realized the problem, then regained her confidence: "Sorry, I was just joking."

[Iori and the other person skillfully took out their glasses and added ice again. Unlike last time, when they used a Phillips screwdriver, this time, having learned their lesson... they used a flathead screwdriver.]

"Here you go, this is the screwdriver you requested!"

[Eileen silently picked up the flathead screwdriver from the glass, then gripped it in reverse, and in a fit of rage, prepared to stab the two men.]

Seeing this, Iori panicked: "Hey, something still doesn't seem right!!"

Kohei also retreated repeatedly: "That's why I told you to put in the precision screwdriver!!"

"No, no, no, even if you change to an electric screwdriver, it won't solve the problem. You should change to a wrench instead."

"Hahaha... Genius, discharged from the hospital! You actually switched to a flathead screwdriver, didn't you realize where the problem was?"

The smiles on everyone's faces never stopped. Their understanding of enterprise-level technology was truly amazing. The most outrageous thing was that they actually thought the problem lay in the type of screwdriver!

Gintama World

Shinpachi couldn't hold back any longer and stood on the table, unleashing a torrent of complaints: "That's not the point at all—!"

"Are those two idiots' heads filled with screwdrivers?!"

It's even more ridiculous than a wig with an empty head; I just don't understand it.

The wig calmly glanced at Shinpachi, as if a passive ability had been triggered, and said, "It's not the wig, it's Katsura!"

"When did you get here? And can you even hear yourself calling for Katsura in your mind?" Shinpachi silently sat back down on the sofa, his face dark. This troublesome guy has arrived...

"I've been waiting outside the Yorozuya! I think I heard someone calling me, so I came in."

Looking at the completely natural-looking, fake... Mr. Katsura, Shinpachi was speechless. So, why can you hear my inner monologues?! (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"I think I'll order something else!" If this continued, Ai Lai was afraid they'd hollow out the entire screwdriver family and put them in the drinks, so she casually pointed to something on the menu.

"I want this Moscow Mule!"

“Mos…” Iori thought of moss.

"cow..." Kohei thought of the Community (group).

Iori and Kohei, two guys with similar thought processes, quickly came up with the same thing: "Green algae!!"

"What the heck is this? Ai Lai was almost in tears when, thankfully, the shop manager came to her rescue, handing her a book: 'If you don't understand, look this up.'"

The two instantly rejoiced, exclaiming, "With this, there's nothing to be afraid of!"

"This comprehension ability... I don't understand, but I'm deeply impressed. Their thought processes are so perfectly aligned, it's unbelievable!"

"There's nothing to be afraid of anymore... This sounds like a flag, it makes me feel uneasy."

0Request flowers

Seeing the two regain their confidence after receiving the bartending textbook, everyone felt deeply worried. It seemed the manager was celebrating too soon!

These two guys who share one brain, who knows what kind of drinks they'll mix with this book!

Iori opened the book, looking at the strange names with some confusion: "Many of the cocktail names are hard to understand."

“That’s because you lack imagination!” Kohei continued confidently, “I can imagine it as soon as I hear the name.”

Iori pointed to one with a hint of disbelief: "How about this one, the sexy beach!"

"..." A mysterious smile appeared on Kohei's face, and indescribable images instantly flashed through his mind.

"Cherry Blossom!"

[Instantly, an image flashed through Kohei's mind: Yamamoto, shirtless, a red rose in his mouth, talking about losing his virginity.]

In an instant, the two started fighting again: "You bastard, what have you made me imagine?!"

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"Frankly, the fact that you can pull a real screwdriver out of your screwdrivers proves your imagination is beyond belief."

"Hahaha, so you guys really do share a brain, even the images you imagine are shared!"

Seeing the increasingly outrageous imaginations, everyone was really curious about what they would think of if Bloody Mary was mentioned. Their imaginations were just too rich!

"In such an elegant place, you two should at least be a little more elegant," Ailey said, somewhat annoyed as she watched the two arguing again.

Iori and Kohei stopped what they were doing and asked curiously, "For example?"

"Don't they often show that in movies and TV series?" As she spoke, Ai Lai also drifted into a daydream.

Two strangers meet by chance in a bar. One pushes a drink into the other's hand: "This one's on me."

[Or perhaps a couple is having a candlelight dinner, elegantly clinking glasses in celebration, and romantically saying: "Cheers to your eyes!"]

"I see!"】

"It's about to begin!" Kohei understood, and with unparalleled elegance and composure, he began to shake the cocktail shaker...

[Smack smack—]

However, because the bottle cap wasn't held down, the cocktail shaker spilled all the liquid onto Iori's face.

"This one's on me!" Kohei then nonchalantly poured the remaining half-empty drink into a glass and pushed it towards Iori, who was standing some distance away.

[Snap—but the force was off, and as always, the drink spilled all over Iori.]

“…” Iori, soaking wet, remained silent, staring at Kohei without uttering a word.

[Then the two reenacted the romantic scene that Ailey had envisioned, elegantly clinking their wine glasses together lightly.]

Then Iori poured all the sake in her hand into Kohei's eyes...

"Ahhh, my eyes! My eyes!"

Ignoring Kohei's groans, Iori picked up her glass and elegantly said, "Cheers with your eyes."

[Aina covered her eyes, unable to bear the sight. All the beautiful fantasies she had held in her heart had been shattered by this cruel reality. (Soil)]

Chapter 878 Famous Scene: The Shop Manager Was Instantly Startled Awake!

"Hahaha, you two are really something... The screwdriver is a real screw, and you're toasting with your eyes, which is exactly what you mean by toasting with your eyes. That's a pretty hardcore understanding!"

"Putting everything else aside, just look at this operation! No lid on the shaker, no finger pressing—it's simply elegant, absolutely elegant!!"

Everyone who witnessed this scene nearly burst out laughing, and even their gazes towards Ai Lai turned to pity. To borrow Jero Zeppelin's words, it was...

Lesson 1: Don't have any strange expectations of them!

Give up, Ai Lai. Besides being mentally challenged, the root cause of these two is that they are allergic to romance!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Every time I watch it, I get this feeling of Yuuji and that idiot Akihisa." Hideyoshi was a little helpless; this damn déjà vu was just too much.

“Indeed…” As a close friend of the group, the silent pervert felt the same way, except that he didn’t drink alcohol.

"Hideyoshi, that's too much!" Akihisa's eyes glistened with tears, looking utterly heartbroken. "How could you call me an idiot? The idiot is Yuuji!"

"Do you even believe what you're saying..." Yuuji was somewhat speechless, but he was too lazy to argue with Akihisa now, otherwise it would only confirm Hideyoshi's statement.

However, his resemblance to his two predecessors made him realize a crucial issue!

Could it be... that I, who am always fooling around with Akihisa, am seen as an idiot by others??

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

Chika slumped to the ground, her eyes vacant and lifeless, devoid of any sparkle, muttering to herself, "Revenge, this must be Iori-senpai's revenge... Waaah."

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