"This is not just a little bit!" Kohei and Iori stared at the bottle still overflowing with strong liquor, both beginning to question their existence.
Chisa remained silent, then reached for the note left by Azusa-senpai: "Azusa's strong recommendation, the Endless Chapter: Make the opponent vomit uncontrollably, the rapid drinking method!"
The so-called "quick drinking method" is simply chugging it down!
Seeing that things were going badly, Iori turned and ran, while Chisa, holding the remaining half-bottle of sake, tried to give chase...
"Kotegawa, calm down!!" Kohei clutched the bottle tightly, his voice trembling. This one down could really kill someone.
"Senior Zi's quick-drinking method really does make people vomit uncontrollably, and it's really fast... after all, it's forced down!" (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Kouhei, you're such a good brother! You've been tricked by this scoundrel so many times, but I never expected you to still be buying time for Iori to escape!"
Seeing the half-bottle of strong liquor that still had "a few drops" left in Chisa's mouth, everyone fell silent. Little Chisa, you don't intend to let Iori leave the party alive, do you?
Emiya Family's Meal World
Shirou felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing this: "Although Iori-senpai's words can be quite irritating at times, she doesn't deserve to die..."
If you drink this much wine, you'll probably develop an infinite wine recipe. Even heroic spirits can't handle this kind of drinking!
Cú Chulainn was full of admiration: "To be honest, the fact that you can still run away after drinking two jin of strong liquor is beyond my imagination!"
"I have nothing to say about that." Sister R was also shocked. Was this guy really human?
She genuinely felt that Iori could drink the rest of the sake.
Look at the way he's running away now, he doesn't look drunk at all, he can still walk in a straight line without swaying!
Fortunately, Azusa-senpai, who had just escaped being flirted with by the tennis club, diverted Chisa's attention, allowing Iori to escape unscathed.
[Afterwards, Iori and Kohei left the room, bought drinks from a vending machine to sober up, and on their way back, they encountered a drunken corpse beast in a corner!]
Upon seeing Kohei, the Corpse Beast rambled on about why it confessed its feelings to him, but the main reason was simply because he was handsome!
"I joined the tennis club because it's full of handsome guys. I thought having a boyfriend would make me happy and allow me to experience the colorful college life described in books..."
Three Girls World
“That’s what I think too…” The rich young lady Hua Zi was already in tears at this moment. She could really empathize with the situation and understand the feeling.
She joined the tennis club with the same idea in mind, even earlier than the Corpse Beast!
She participated in the soft tennis club in junior high school, but nothing changed!
She's managed to become the ace of the tennis club, but she still hasn't seen a vibrant and fulfilling life!
Meanwhile, the corpse-masking beast continued its lament: "I tried so hard, I tried so incredibly hard!"
"It's really something, in a derogatory sense..." Kohei and Iori were at a loss with the drunken corpse beast, and could only stand there and keep making sarcastic remarks.
"I studied makeup, wore clothes I wasn't used to, and tried my best to blend in. There was even this 'persuasion to drink' and 'penalty to drink' thing! You don't see that in movies or TV dramas!"
"But why does everyone treat me like an idiot?" At this point, the Corpse-Makeup Beast (Qian Dehao) collapsed to the ground and wailed.
Kohei silently grumbled, "It's normal for flashy things to be laughed at."
The corpse-like creature turned around with a mournful face: "Nonsense, everyone said I was very cute at first!"
"Uh, wait, did I hear that right...? Are you sure you've researched this outfit?"
Everyone looked away from the clown-like makeup on the corpse beast's face. Who are you trying to fool? You've been researching this costume for nothing!
The world of spring things
Hachiman was speechless: "If you had dressed normally, things wouldn't be like this now..."
He initially thought the corpse-faced beast was a prank, but it turns out he drew it himself! What bizarre aesthetic sense it takes to create such a "masterpiece"!
Kohei-senpai is right. Dressed like that, it's no wonder he's a laughing stock.
"Someone actually said it was cute..." Yukino wondered if the people in the tennis club were blind.
This makeup, which could scare people at any moment if you go out, is actually being praised as cute?
Hachiman sighed, "What do you mean 'cute'? This is clearly mockery..."
Using cuteness to fool her, and then keeping her in the club as a source of amusement—isn't that a form of bullying?
Chapter 856 As everyone knows, basins and iron buckets are used for drinking alcohol!
"They're definitely mocking you!" Kohei, having inadvertently revealed the cruel truth, quickly covered his mouth. How could this be considered cute!
The Corpse-Makeup Beast deflated instantly, like a punctured balloon: "Of course I understand."
"It's okay if I'm just seen as a comedic character, as long as everyone's happy..."
[But at the party after the beauty pageant, those guys actually said things like, "We've had enough laughing, you can go home now."]
Upon hearing these words, Iori and Kohei stopped making faces and instead looked completely serious: "There's no such thing as someone who can laugh at others all the time without being laughed at themselves."
"I'll show you something funny!" Iori decided to get justice for her.
"Sigh, that's why it's unnecessary to belittle yourself to fit into circles you can't belong to!"
Seeing Iori and Kohei become serious, everyone shook their heads. As a certain super-savvy person once said, never go against a comedic character!
Now that the two comedic relief members aren't laughing, and they seem to be planning something big, the tennis club's scumbag group should just pray for themselves.
The Prince of Tennis World
"How could someone do something like this? It's outrageous..." After learning what the other party had done, Senior Tao was even more furious. This guy is a complete scumbag!
"What kind of trash club is this?!"
Upon hearing this, Inui Sadaharu silently adjusted his glasses, revealing a white reflection: "Is it possible that you're currently in the 667th group of the Garbage Society?"
"..." Senior Tao's gaze turned resentful. Let's not play word games now, okay?
He didn't expect the atmosphere in the university's tennis club to be so terrible, accepting all sorts of scum. Was the only requirement to join the club to be based on looks?
Tezuka remained silent. Putting aside the issue of character, he had a question in his mind: Didn't the tennis club members practice?
[The scene shifts to the men's beauty pageant, which is much wilder than the women's competition.]
A muscular man was performing various bodybuilding poses on stage, drawing cheers from the audience, who treated the venue like a fitness competition.
Just as Kudo, the tennis club president, took the stage, Kohei strode confidently onto the stage, instantly eliciting cheers from the girls in the audience.
"Handsome...but why are they wearing a uniform?"
Standing to the side, President Kudo was a little annoyed that his spotlight had been stolen, and he secretly wondered... were there any handsome guys like this among that group of naked idiots?
Detective Conan World
"That's because they all use their handsome faces to do nothing right..." Ai Haibara sighed slightly. By the way, apart from Kohei, Iori without his exaggerated facial expressions is also more handsome than you!
"No, why is that guy also called Kudo?!" Ever since Conan learned about that scumbag's behavior, he has been holding a grudge about it.
Seeing Conan's gritted teeth, Haibara retorted sarcastically, "Isn't that a perfect description? All people with the surname Kudo are pretty much the same."
"..." Conan fell silent. He really wanted to go to the other party's house and confront them. It was all because of you that the reputation of the name Kudo was ruined.
If this were placed here, based on his actions alone, I would already be standing next to his corpse, trying to deduce the murderer.
After a brief self-introduction, Kohei went straight to "Azusa-senpai": "Hamaoka Azusa-san! Forget about being with President Kudo of TB, please go out with me!"
President Kudo had no choice but to step in as well, approaching Azusa-senpai and bowing deeply: "No, please choose me!"
Under everyone's watchful eyes, "Azusa-senpai" placed her hand in President Kudo's hand, but before she could fully gloat, she saw the strange smile on Kohei's face...
"Hehehe, umhahaha—" Iori laughed wildly as he ripped off his wig: "What a pity, I'm a man!!"
"Great, Kitahara, it seems your cross-dressing charm is just as good as this guy's."
Just as President Kudo was about to explain, Iori and Kohei suddenly became dramatic and hugged each other, looking incredibly awkward: "Oh no, what should I do? The president confessed to me!"
"Although I'm very unwilling, I'll give up after all. President, I wish you both a long and happy life together."
"Oh, right, President, we've laughed enough, you can go back now!" With those final, piercing words, Kudo's face twisted in agony. He had said those words before!
"See? It's hilarious, isn't it?" Iori smiled broadly as she looked at the corpse beast standing blankly in the corner.
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... who can resist that, you heartbreaker!"
"Hahaha, that's amazing! No wonder you're the comedic relief, you really pulled off a great performance."
That's a ruthless move, damaging the enemy a thousand while injuring yourself eight hundred! But for a building like Iori, which was originally in ruins, there's no possibility of it collapsing!
No one expected that these two would come up with such a brilliant plan, and it really was a brilliant way to kill someone by attacking their spirit.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Tsk tsk, what an irresistible modern-day scheme..." Yuuji couldn't help but gasp.
"What do you mean?" Akihisa's face was full of question marks. In his opinion, it was just that President Kudo had been severely taught a lesson.
Yuuji explained wearily, "When Kohei first confessed, he said not to be with President Kudo anymore."
"Now you understand, you idiot!"
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Mingjiu's face: "I...I see." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
No, you definitely didn't understand... Yuuji patted his forehead: "It means Kohei is confessing to President Kudo's girlfriend, and he can't just ignore it."
Akihisa suddenly became extremely angry: "What! I never thought that Kohei-senpai was this kind of person. I misjudged him."
"..."
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