"Hahaha, no... Brother, what the hell are you thinking? Do you really want to step into a new world?!"
"What you think about during the day, you dream about at night. Congratulations, Iori, your nightmare has come true!"
Seeing the two people's wild imaginations, everyone almost died laughing. Their imaginations were truly out of this world. One debuted as an idol, and the other sold himself into prostitution. How convoluted must their thought processes be!
Especially Iori, her imagination runs wild, she's so eccentric, what is she thinking about all day long!
Chapter 849 You have a face like Jin Ke La! Eye contact communication!
Lonely Rock World
“This incredible phenomenal power…” As if on the same wavelength, Hongxia and the others turned their gazes to the girl whose little head had popped out of the cardboard box.
It seems... it's not that we can't fight back. I have General Xiao Gudu, who can slay the senior from his horse!
Sensing the loneliness of being watched, its eyes immediately turned into mosquito coils, its body began to sway, and then it collapsed with a thud, completely burying itself in the box.
Seeing this, Yamada Ryo tilted his head and said in a completely emotionless voice, "Is he dead?"
"No, don't say that!" The ever-concerned Hongxia quickly opened a crack at the top of the cardboard box.
Seeing that there was still a white soul floating in Little Lonely's mouth, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was just like usual!
However, these two seniors really dare to think big. Compared to Iori's dangerous ideas, Kohei's fantasies as a host are quite normal!
Fortunately, the use of this uniform wasn't as outrageous as they imagined; it was just that Izu University's university festival had an event called the Mr. Club Election, which was basically a beauty pageant!
The champion receives a hefty prize, and all they have to do is have "600" wear these two sets of girls' high school uniforms and win the championship!
"I don't want to!!" x2
"This is also called male election, or simply male~penis!"
Then a large hand slammed down on Kohei's shoulder. Tokita-senpai said with a serious expression, "You're very handsome. If you go up there, you'll definitely win!"
"For the sake of this club, may I borrow your charm?" Tokita-senpai's words instantly shattered Kohei's defenses.
After dealing with Kohei, Tokita-senpai slapped Iori's face with his large hand as well: "I said, Iori! You have a face like a gold nugget."
"Are you tired of living?!"
"Good heavens, this abbreviation is way too abbreviated, it's blatantly offensive! So everyone in the club is a genius at using abbreviations!"
"Hahaha, you have a face like a gold nugget... Even if you're going to try to fool me, at least say something nice, senior!"
Everyone was both amused and exasperated. Senior Tokita was not only using the same old tricks to fool the two of them right in front of them, but he also had his own agenda, not forgetting to tease his adorable junior!
Iori is quite handsome when he's not talking, it's just a shame he has a mouth.
When Kohei isn't making exaggerated facial expressions, he is indeed handsome, but unfortunately, he joined this group of exaggerated facial expressions and has to make exaggerated facial expressions every day!
After deciding on the competition, Senior Kotobuki took Iori and Kohei to the beach for their first time to go diving. After seeing the underwater scenery, Iori was no longer so resistant to the ocean.
"Cheers—" Back at the diving shop, everyone raised their glasses in celebration of Iori overcoming her fear of water, with Iori herself naturally being the most excited.
Upon returning to the shop, Iori, as if a new world had opened up before her, enthusiastically described to Chisa the beautiful sights beneath the sea.
"Speaking of Iori, you know how happy you are to step into the new world, right..." At the party, Senior Kotobuki suddenly asked a meaningful question.
Still caught up in the excitement, Iori was completely unaware of the hidden danger: "Yes, thank you so much!"
"No, no, no need to thank me, but..." The two seniors, their faces contorted with rage, pulled out the JK uniforms from somewhere.
"You have no reason to reject this new world!"
"The true intentions are revealed when the map is unrolled; I must say, the maps of the Yan Kingdom by these two predecessors are truly quite long!!"
Seeing the two seniors' ferocious expressions, everyone nodded in approval. With this anti-fake facial expression trick, it finally worked...
The expert who just gave a serious explanation of diving knowledge must be fake; this is the real expert!
Teasing Master Takagi-san World
"I knew it! These two seniors were acting strangely. It turns out it's all part of their routine..." Nishikata, who was always being tricked by Takagi, was all too familiar with this.
Furthermore, they summarized their experience and found that there are two types of tactics that are the hardest to defend against: one is starting with zero frames, and the other is having an excessively long wind-up!
He wondered why the two seniors were wearing clothes this time while drinking. It turned out they were waiting for him; it was all part of their routine.
Still smugly pleased with himself, Nishikata was completely unaware that Takagi was observing him, her chin resting on her hand, a hint of cunning in her eyes.
Then a slight smile appeared on his lips, as if he could already see the amusing scene of the other person being completely fooled.
The next day, Iori woke up to find Azusa-senpai, dressed scantily, sprawled out asleep next to her, along with a group of naked men.
Kohei and Iori, now fully awake, stared in shock at Azusa-senpai's clothes lying on the floor: "Would a normal person take off their clothes to sleep in a room with a naked man?!"
The two senior colleagues seemed used to it: "That's exactly right. If you treat him like a woman, you'll be fooled!"
"Oh, right, there's something I need to tell you all first."
[Iori and Kohei, completely naked, sat obediently on the ground, looking at their two seniors with some confusion: "Something important about the Izu Spring Festival? Isn't it about the men's competition?"]
[The senior pulled out a flyer and pointed: "There's a women's beauty pageant at the Izu Spring Festival. To raise club funds, we'd like Chisa to participate."]
[If they can convince Chisa to participate in the women's beauty pageant and win, then they won't need to participate in the men's competition!]
Upon hearing such generous terms, the two who had just been unwilling instantly became full of enthusiasm: "Okay, let's do it!!!"
"You two naked perverts don't seem to have the right to criticize others for being abnormal..." (Read super exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
The others secretly thought that the two of you weren't much better; at least normal people wear the greatest invention of mankind—clothes—when they're talking!
Instead of talking face-to-face, naked like this, you bastards!!
Detective Conan World
"Can't you guys wear... Sigh, whatever, it seems like they've all gotten used to being naked." Seeing this, Ai Haibara sighed deeply; she was too lazy to even complain.
After all, not to mention Iori, even she has gradually gotten used to it, and now she can remain calm even when facing this group of naked perverts.
I have to say, habit... it's a truly terrifying thing!
Seeing Azusa sleeping soundly amidst a group of naked men, Conan was somewhat taken aback: "Seriously, how come this senior is so calm?"
"Or rather, why are the girls in that world able to face a group of naked men so calmly!"
In a world where even a clothes hanger thrown by someone you dislike can be a reason to kill, wouldn't Azusa-senpai have to kill every single pervert in the room?
Haibara thought for a moment, then slowly said, "Perhaps... the only person in that shop who's even remotely normal is the shop manager!"
[Afterwards, the group went to the beach for a barbecue. Senior Azusa was teaching them how to make taibanaki (Japanese sizzling grill), with the aim of supplementing their club's budget by setting up a stall at the university festival!]
"It's starting, Kohei!"
"Leave it to me, Kitahara!"
After the two seniors left, Kohei and Iori exchanged a glance, pretending to practice making okonomiyaki, and began a telepathic conversation.
"Chisa definitely won't agree to participate in the beauty pageant... Well, then all we need to do is make ourselves extraordinary!"
"Get her drunk, impair her judgment, and get her testimony that he agreed to participate in the beauty pageant!"
After exchanging glances and confirming their plan, the two began their exaggerated acting under Azusa's watchful gaze.
"Ah, it's so hot! We need to remember to keep the soil moist."
"Yes, Kitahara, let me get you something to drink!" Kohei gave him a thumbs up, understanding perfectly. "On such a hot day, you might get heatstroke if you don't drink something!"
Then, with practiced ease, he prepared a cup of flammable oolong tea (with whiskey and vodka), along with a cup of genuine oolong tea that was perfectly safe.
"Here, oolong tea!!" Kohei handed it over with a big smile (You know, Kitahara, his right hand is always holding sake!)
"Oh! Three!" Iori thanked her, then naturally understood (right hand Chisa drinks, left hand I drink!)
"Oolong tea... it doesn't seem authentic without lighting a fire. I can never trust oolong tea again in my life."
"Team...team voice chat?" Everyone was still a little confused, watching the two who communicated with their eyes the whole time, yet managed to come up with a 0.8 plan.
Holy crap, they communicate with each other using their eyes! They even communicate with each other by which hand holds the wine.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"This acting is a bit over-the-top..." Hideyoshi's eye twitched. Who else could he fool besides himself?
Seeing Azusa-senpai staring intently at the two's performance, Yuuji had a bad feeling: "I feel like Azusa-senpai has joined the team's voice chat."
It was as if Azusa-senpai had overheard their loud conspiracy...
Akihisa said with absolute certainty, "That's impossible! We've practiced this eye contact technique for so long!"
Yuuji looked at Akihisa speechlessly: "Then tell me how long Iori and Kohei have known each other."
"Let me think... it should be about three days." Mingjiu silently calculated in his mind, and didn't seem to find anything wrong.
"What an idiot! If two seniors who have only known each other for less than three days can communicate with each other through eye contact, why can't Senior Azusa join the conversation?"
Yuuji covered his face with his hands. These two seniors were too in sync. They had only known each other for less than three days, but it felt like they had known each other for thirty years!
Chapter 850 Senior Sister Zi: Actually, I'm also a dual-wielder!
"Chisa, oolong tea!" Everything was going according to plan, and Iori quickly handed over the cup of flammable oolong tea, but unfortunately, the timing wasn't quite right.
"I'm busy right now, we'll talk about it later."
"Then I'll drink it!" Senior Azusa smiled and took Kohei's ordinary oolong tea, effectively cutting off their escape route.
This unexpected turn of events left both of them stunned... How come this plan is so different from what we imagined right from the start?
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