[Having finally arrived at the school, an exhausted Ilya collapsed, her vision going black.]

"You call that explosion and water jet 'fire' and 'leak'?? This is definitely being targeted!"

"No, big sister... after all that hardship you went through to get to school, is it really absolutely necessary to go to school?!"

Seeing Ilya pull through, everyone from the other worlds was stunned. In just ten minutes on her way to school, Ilya had experienced more misfortunes than in the first half of her life!

If it weren't for the fact that they're in different worlds, everyone would suspect that the Stand Miracle is behind this, and Illya would practically be possessed by a calamity...

Type-Moon Fate/Zero World

"My poor daughter... what a misfortune!" Irisviel was terrified and shouted out the famous line from the spiky-haired man.

This scene is like something out of a disaster movie 2.1! Is Final Destination finally getting a sixth installment? And the female lead is his own daughter, Illya!

"Tsk tsk... How should I put it, should this be considered fortunate or unfortunate?" The Conqueror King watched in amazement. It was no easy feat for this little girl to have survived all this journey!

She is indeed lucky to have survived so many dangerous incidents...

She was indeed unlucky; who could experience so many misfortunes in a single day? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

It's like being possessed by a spearman, experiencing all sorts of ways to die.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"This is... Illya's version of the 12th Trial?" Cú Chulainn looked at Illya beside him with utter astonishment.

Do Masters these days all have to be this hardcore? They even have to go through the ordeal of a Servant!

I experienced a series of ordeals, including a natural gas explosion, a dump truck running into the school, a vicious dog, and a mysterious electrical leak... It was truly a journey filled with sparks and lightning all the way to school!

"Touma Kamijou's curse..." Shirou Emiya suddenly thought of that kind-hearted person who always got water stuck in his teeth; this was practically Touma's daily life.

Fuyuki City is truly plagued by disasters. Today is another day of nuclear annihilation. It's truly remarkable that Illya managed to make it to school alive!

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"Not seriously injured, just a few scratches, how boring..."

[Ilya had just woken up in the school infirmary when she heard these heartbreaking words. Looking closer, she realized they came from the school's nurses.]

The nurse, Karen, made no attempt to hide anything from the person involved, continuing in a deeply regretful tone, "Come back next time when you're half-dead from a serious injury!"

"For example, your hand fell off, or your head turned around twice."

After saying that, without offering to continue examining Ilya, he simply drew the curtains separating the two spaces and left, leaving the two elementary school students alone.

Even the usually unconventional Magic Ruby questioned, "Is she really the infirmary doctor?"

"I think... I guess so." Ilya was also somewhat at a loss, and even starting to become uncertain.

"You idiot... Listen to this, does this sound like something a nurse would say?!"

The people from other worlds rolled their eyes in exasperation. Even they could see that the female doctor was clearly a joker!

Fantasy Carnival World

"Wait a minute—!"

Wang Jiang Cú Chulainn, who was leisurely fishing, stood up abruptly. Seeing the scene before him, he immediately felt extremely unbalanced.

"With both explosions and lightning, you're saying you only suffered minor scrapes??"

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Dog Brother's mind: one cannot generalize about the physical constitution of different people...

But the problem is, I'm the Heroic Spirit, and she's the human! Why should I suffer a near-death experience when we had similar encounters, while she only suffered a... scratch?

Feeling a pang of sadness, Cú Chulainn silently turned around and bent down. After looking at his fish basket, which he had been fishing for a long time and had still come up empty-handed, he fell silent. "Don't I have anything that goes smoothly for me?"

Academy City World

"Doctor... according to you, it shouldn't be sent to the infirmary, but to the morgue!" Misaka Mikoto retorted speechlessly upon hearing the words of a certain unscrupulous doctor.

She even began to doubt whether this unscrupulous doctor actually knew medicine. It felt like he was just making excuses to avoid coming here because he didn't want the hassle.

Compared to Mikoto's nonchalant attitude, Touma Kamijou seemed somewhat apprehensive: "Forget about losing my head, but losing an arm on the way to school doesn't seem impossible..."

There's nothing we can do about it; he's just unlucky. It's not impossible for these things to happen to him, otherwise, how do you think hospital VIPs come to be?

"Bang—!!" A soccer ball suddenly hurtled towards Ilya, who was lying on the hospital bed, and the force was so great that the ball exploded on the spot.

[If Ilya hadn't suddenly gotten up, her head would probably have been blown off!]

"I'm leaving school early today!!!" Having reached her breaking point, Ilya decided to skip school; today had been just too unlucky.

And so, without even entering her classroom, Ilya set off on her way home, with Miyu, who was still very worried about her, by her side.

Just then, atop the telephone pole used by Gilgamesh for his throne, a familiar black bow came into view. He then drew the bow, nocked an arrow, and aimed it at Illya below.

"call out--!"】

"Watch out!" Reacting swiftly, Miyu pushed Illya aside, and the ground they had just stood on was blasted into a huge crater by an arrow.

"Bang bang bang—!" Before the group could even react, a barrage of arrows rained down on Ilya.

However, Ilya narrowly avoided each attack, leaving only a road riddled with craters.

"So, your only redeeming quality is your speed in escaping, huh, Illya!" The black figure, dressed as Archer but looking exactly like Illya, reappeared before them.

"She has...her own personality?" Miyu looked at the black figure who had spoken, her face covered in cold sweat.

"This archer is acting strangely; he's actually using a bow? Come to think of it... isn't that the throne of the Streetlight King?!"

Everyone was surprised to see Xiao Hei suddenly speak. Weren't the cards supposed to be Shadow Servants? How could it have its own consciousness?

But then another question arises: could the girl in front of us, who looks so much like Archer, have the same inner thoughts as Shirou Emiya?

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Speaking of which... is killing yourself a traditional skill of your Emiya family?" Cú Chulainn pointed at the little black figure on the screen and looked at Red Archer with a complicated expression.

He now understands why Ilya is so unlucky today; it's all your doing... Is this the legendary partner of justice?

So it turns out that his usual style of killing himself is the same, even when he's in a form where Ilya borrows his power!

"Come on, you should know that's not me..." Even Archer himself was puzzled. Why would "Illya," who possessed my power, attack Illya?

After all, she was his sister. So, after eliminating all the possibilities, there was only one left: Oh no, his account had been hacked!

"We seem to understand each other's languages, let's communicate with her quickly!" Magic Ruby urged Ilya hastily, trying to avoid an unnecessary battle.

A slightly flustered Ilya simply pulled a super lollipop from her bag and handed it to him.

"I...I'm your ally, not your enemy!" Ilya used the same trick she used to fool a child, even waving the lollipop in her hand.

[Xiao Hei looked speechlessly at the silly girl in front of him. Did she really think he was a child? With a flick of his wrist, he projected a throwing knife and hurled it at Ilya.]

"Whoosh—" Ilya's hat was pierced through by the bullet, and the lamppost behind her, the "King's Throne" lamppost, was also smashed, leaving a large hole.

[Xiao Hei looked at the bewildered Ilya with a hint of helplessness: "You avoided it again! Your intuition and luck levels are ridiculously high."]

"I was originally planning to kill you as naturally as possible, but there's no other way." With that, Xiao Hei projected Gan Jiang and Mo Xie again, grinning, "I'll just kill you directly!"

[And so, a chase ensued among the group...]

"Tactical lollipop, not bad... But it's better to save this trick for when it's used on the King, maybe it'll work!"

Seeing Illya's baffling actions, even those watching the video felt a bit embarrassed. Why didn't you use this move when you were fighting against Saber Alter?

You think you can bribe someone with just a lollipop? Who are you trying to fool?

Grand Carnival World

"That's more like it. Archer should act like Archer. She really needs to play melee!" Jeanne Alter felt much better after seeing Alter take out her ancestral twin swords.

Blackie, standing to the side, was annoyed: "Tsk, such a big lollipop wasted!"

Watching them start killing themselves again, Blackie felt only regret... of course, regret for the lollipops, which looked so delicious!

"Forget it, I'll buy it for you after get off work, okay? Don't say such mood-killing things right now." Black Jeanne covered her face with her hands and sighed deeply.

For the safety of the ordinary citizens of Fuyuki City, Illya lured Kuro away and led him to a forest far from the city.

"Even if I make you suffer a little, you won't hate me, will you?" With that, Ilya unleashed a magic bullet at Little Black's head.

"Bang." With a mere wave of his hand, Xiao Hei easily swatted away Ilya's magic bullet, appearing completely relaxed and at ease.

"Huh?" Ilya was still a little confused. Why did she feel weaker? (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Not bad, you've gotten weaker, Ilya! That's only natural, since I'm right here!" With that, Blackie drew her twin swords again and charged forward.

"Ilya, step back!"

Just then, Miyu instantly shielded the startled Illya. Since Illya had weakened, it was up to her to protect her.

The next moment, the red-clad figure had already closed in, pinning down Miyu's hands before she could even react.

[Then Miyu's pupils contracted, and their lips lightly touched, beginning the traditional "mana replenishment"!]

"..." Ilya stared blankly at the absurd battle before her, her eyes long since devoid of light. Who am I? Where am I?

After a long while, accompanied by a swallowing sound, Xiao Hei finally released 343. Miyu, who was completely exhausted, reached up and wiped her mouth.

"Mua—thank you for the treat!"

[A dejected Miyu looked at Illya running towards her and whispered weakly, "I'm...sorry!"]

Having said that, he completely lost his fighting ability...

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