"I see." Darkness, her mind wandering, was beaming with excitement. "So you wanted to spy on me out of curiosity too...?"
Kazuma said calmly, "No, I just wanted to show Ainz my abilities and try to challenge him."
This time, he has a legitimate reason!
[The scene shifts to the women's medical examination area...] (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated gibberish.)
[While the school nurse, Wiz, was measuring Tanya's height, she encountered a problem: Tanya's ahoge (cowlick) was getting in the way and she couldn't get it down no matter what she did.]
After several attempts, Wiz gave up: "Tanya, you can't measure height like this!"
Even Filo's height couldn't be accurately measured because of her ahoge (cowlick).
"Oh, Wiz's here too. But... the flexibility and strength of that ahoge (cowlick) seems a bit unrealistic!"
Everyone was stunned when they saw Tanya and Filo's stubborn ahoge (cowlicks). They had no idea that ahoge could be used like this... It literally increased their height by about five centimeters.
Academy City World
"Wait...it seems like a strange person has infiltrated the women's physical fitness test." Shirai Kuroko narrowed her eyes slightly, her sharp gaze like that of an eagle spotting its prey.
Then, pointing a finger at a young girl on the screen, he uttered a sarcastic remark from the depths of his soul: "Why is Tanya in the girls' group?! His soul must be an old man."
Misaka Mikoto paused for a moment upon hearing this, looking somewhat bewildered: "Then sending Tanya to the boys' group doesn't seem quite right!"
Although I was a boy before I was reincarnated, I'm in a girl's body now, so it wouldn't make sense for me to go to the boys' group!
"Ah...this..." Kuroko's brain was practically steaming, and he was completely at a loss. How was he supposed to define Tanya's current gender?
Physically, Tanya is a girl, but mentally, she is a man... It's impossible to balance things out; it's not appropriate to throw her at either side!
During the subsequent vision test, Megumin demonstrated an incredible feat: no matter which letter Rem pointed to, her answer was always...
"I can't see—!" Huihui, with one eye patch and the other covered by an eye shield, spoke with a rather proud tone.
Even Rem couldn't help but retort, "It's all because of the eye patch you're wearing!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Is it really okay for you to say that?" Huihui placed one hand on her blindfold, revealing a somewhat terrifying smile. "If this seal is broken, this infirmary will become hell!"
Tanya couldn't stand it anymore: "Your childish behavior is really something else, it's so embarrassing. You're such a grown man, don't you know how to be ashamed?"
"Come on, it's just an ordinary eye mask. It's not like Kazuma hasn't taken it off before."
Seeing Megumin start acting up again, everyone was speechless. At this point, only Kazuma could probably cure her chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
After all, Kazuma, being a champion of gender equality, didn't tolerate her behavior and promptly ripped off the blindfold!
Grand Carnival World
"..." Seeing Huihui's baffling actions, the great hero Arash's lips twitched slightly. Are people from another world this abstract?
With one eye covered by an eye patch and the other eye blocked by an eye shield, it's no wonder he can't see!
If someone does what you do, even if they have superhuman vision, they'd still have to give the same answers during the physical fitness test. What's the difference between that and closing your eyes?!
How can this vision test detect anything?!
Lancelot couldn't help but marvel at Megumin's boundless imagination: "This is such a brilliant idea; indeed, every title has its meaning."
What a crazy girl! That person from another world's assessment is really accurate. There's no better way to describe her; it's so true to life!
[Faced with Tanya's reprimand, Huihui seemed completely unconcerned, still believing her own attire was extremely stylish: "I have students with the same aesthetic sense; there's at least one person in this class!"]
Tanya casually asked, "Who else are these kinds of peculiar individuals?"
“That’s Ainz,” Megumin answered without hesitation.
Ainz?! How is that possible?
The image of Old Bones immediately flashed into everyone's minds. Their first thought was disbelief; that skeleton didn't look like someone with chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
[The scene then returns to before the physical test, where Megumin encounters Pandora in the hallway.]
[Pandora thought Megumin looked incredibly cool wearing the eye patch: "That cool eye patch must be more than just an eye patch."]
"Hmph, you even noticed that?" Huihui placed her hand on the eye patch and sneered. "Actually, this eye patch is to seal away another power that I can unleash when I go berserk."
"Oh, oh, oh, just as I thought!" Pandora praised without reservation: "! (God doesn't roll the dice)"
[Megumin's eyes lit up instantly, and she excitedly pressed Pandora, asking, "What's that super cool line?!"]
"This is the language of my creator, Ainz Ooal Gown, who is now my student. That lord's taste is the same as mine."
[Megumin nodded knowingly: "Ainz Ooal Gown, just from his name, you can tell he's no ordinary person. It seems he'll become a formidable rival for me."]
(Zhao's) [Lieutenant Granz muttered to himself, "No, you can tell just by looking at them..."]
After hearing Megumin's explanation, Tanya fell into deep thought: "It seems I need to change my opinion of Ainz."
"The culprit who caused Megumin's chuunibyou attack is really you, old man!"
Seeing this large-scale exchange of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) symptoms, even the expressions on everyone's faces froze. They never expected that Pandora's chuunibyou was actually taught by Ainz Ooal Gown.
Beneath that skeletal exterior lies such a delusional and immature heart.
Overlord World
Inside the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz Ooal Gown remained outwardly calm and composed, though inwardly he was cursing Pandora's Creed incessantly... "Pandora's Creed, you're such a jerk!"
In the past, he might have thought it was cool, and like Huihui, he would have been lost in his own world. But now...
Old Bone considers himself to have graduated from his chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) days, so he still feels ashamed of his chuunibyou. This situation is practically a public execution.
"Pandora Actor, a masterpiece that combines two elements, a dark history I created myself." Thinking of this, Old Bone reached up to rub his face with a pained expression.
He's not Kazuma; he's just a weak and helpless skeleton. He doesn't have that kind of thick skin!
Chapter 651 The Working Team is Online! The Ubiquitous Tailor Uncle.
And so, with each physical test completed, time slipped away, and soon the sun began to set.
"Thank you all for your hard work. Please return to your classes and then we're dismissed." Wiz gave everyone a gentle smile, and the girls' physical fitness test came to an end.
"No—it's too late, damn it!!" Just then, Kazuma's regretful voice came from outside the door. He was already outside, yet he still came a step too late.
Hearing the mournful cries coming from outside the door, Darkness frowned slightly: "It's much later than I expected."
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"No...you really went!" Shirou Emiya slowly raised his hand to rub his forehead, looking helpless and speechless.
Having not seen Kazuma for so long, I thought I had given up on the idea, but it turns out he was just late.
It seems we really can't expect He Zhen's incredibly flexible moral bottom line to be very high.
Ilya frowned: "This doesn't make sense. Wasn't it supposed to be about having an abundance of true luck...? How come it didn't work?"
It was understandable before that he was dragged down by the unlucky goddess Aqua, but now that Kazuma is acting alone, given his luck, there's no reason for him to miss out!
Even Eris, the goddess of fortune, once fell into his trap, so why did he fail this time?
Hong A lowered his head and pondered for a moment before slowly saying, "Perhaps his luck manifested in other ways... like, his panties?"
Although it's bizarre, it was indeed lucky for Kazuma, who considered stealing panties a priceless treasure and planned to enshrine them at home.
[The scene then shifts to the end of the physical fitness test, and the students return to their daily school life, until one day...]
[Visha, who usually likes to spend time with Tanya, has recently been leaving school immediately after class, a strange behavior that has caught the attention of her classmates.]
[Even more coincidentally, Kazuma and the others encountered Visha working at various places after school, such as a fried chicken shop, a convenience store, a karaoke bar, and a department store.]
[Therefore, Tanya quickly gathered her classmates: "I've gathered you all here for no other reason than to discuss my family's lieutenant."]
Subaru looked at everyone with some confusion: "So the question is, where exactly does Visha work?"
[Old Bone works at a convenience store, Kazuma at a deli in a department store, Yaura at a donut shop, Kenish at a ramen shop, Shalltear at a karaoke bar, and Cocytus at a handicraft shop... Visha can be seen working in all of these places.]
Subaru Natsuki stated that he had also seen it at a fast food restaurant.
"Big sister... do you know the art of shadow clones? Even the highest-paid employee wouldn't go this far."
Upon hearing about these workplaces, the people from other worlds widened their eyes and opened their mouths slightly, forming a perfect "O" shape.
You manage to work seven jobs while still in school? Are you a workaholic god?!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"Working, working can accomplish everything!" The king of working, Shirogane Miyuki, grinned and gave a thumbs up to the screen.
Seven jobs... and he managed to allocate his time perfectly during his school years. Even he couldn't help but praise him for being so professional.
"President, although I know you have a strange obsession with working, it doesn't seem like something that can be explained simply by saying you're working..."
Hearing that list of part-time jobs, Fujimaru Chika's brain completely overloaded and crashed, leaving her feeling dizzy and disoriented.
"It's a shadow clone! She definitely knows how to use shadow clones." Ishigami Yu said with absolute certainty, otherwise how could he explain working so many jobs after school every day?
Grand Carnival World
"How many was it again...?! Seven jobs?" Even Jeanne Alter was shocked by Visha's workload.
She almost couldn't even keep up with her job at this Night Singularity, yet she managed to juggle seven jobs while also attending school.
Compared to this, Jeanne Alter felt utterly defeated: "Even if I dragged Jeanne d'Arc and Jeanne d'Arc Illusion out to work together, I still couldn't do it!"
"..." As always, Bai Zhende, who was peeping from outside the door, was a little embarrassed. As expected of Jeanne Alter, I can understand, but young Jeanne is still so young, and you want her to work.
However, Joan of Arc was still so young that even if she wanted to work, no one would dare to hire her!
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