In this situation, it was a problem whether they even received any chocolates; they were lucky not to get beaten up.

Chapter 647: A War Sparked by What Condiments to Pair with Fried Chicken!

Just then, Kenny noticed Rem and the others walking towards them: "Look, Shalltear and the others are coming this way!"

[Captain Byce, who thought he had grasped the essence of the technique, also stepped forward decisively, his entire body engulfed in flames, and then stretched out his hands, bending over at a 90-degree angle.]

"Give me, Chocolate—!" The loud voice instantly echoed throughout the entire campus.

Shalltear was also startled by this sudden scene: "W-What's going on?"

"Please give me the chocolate." Captain Byce's eyes gleamed as he stretched out his hands in a pleading gesture, approaching Shalltear and the others step by step.

Seeing the captain charging at her in a bizarre pose, Rem, already on edge from fear, decisively launched her attack: "El-Shuma—"

[As the captain's scream rang out, he was seen lying supine on the ground, his eyes rolled back, half of his shoes and trouser legs gone, with large blocks of ice still embedded around him.]

After Rem and the others left, the captain stared at the ceiling of the corridor, tears welling up in his eyes: "Why won't anyone give me chocolate?"

"Because you were completely fooled by Kazuma..."

Seeing this, the people outside the video shook their heads with pity. The poor captain was being toyed with by Kazuma, this sadistic hero.

Academy City World

Mikoto shook her head repeatedly with a look of disgust: "No, no, no, it would be strange if someone gave you chocolate when you were like that..."

"Captain, you actually believe in such nonsense?!" Kuroko slapped his forehead, somewhat speechless. Do all boys suddenly become stupid on Valentine's Day?

Who orders chocolates with such arrogance?! They even strike an extremely shameless and disgraceful pose; no wonder they got a beating.

If you were in Academy City, as a member of the Disciplinary Committee, I would arrest you without hesitation. You're seriously disrupting public order!

Just then, Subaru and Tanya also saw Captain Byce looking dejected ahead.

Looking at the utterly miserable captain, Tanya asked with some confusion, "Captain Byce, what happened? Why are you covered in rags—!"

"Major..." Bys slightly raised his head to look at Tanya, his eyes lighting up in that instant, filled with anticipation for the future.

Then she turned and knelt on the ground, bowing her head deeply and stretching out her hands, her voice trembling with sobs.

“Give me… chocolate…”

Seeing the somewhat strange situation before her, Tanya immediately realized: "Captain Byss, you've been tricked."

"Captain...stop it, there's chocolate everywhere outside."

At this moment, everyone felt a little sorry for the poor captain. Wake up, he's practically begging! It's so pitiful!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to laugh myself to death... Hahaha." Ilya rolled around on the tatami mat, her little hands slapping the floor, making a silvery laugh.

"It's hilarious. They not only gained nothing but also got beaten up, yet they still have unwavering faith in the methods of the Kazuma Sect."

They say you learn from your mistakes, but that doesn't mean you should eat them!

Are you perhaps a bit dense? Or has your IQ dropped to Aqua's level on Valentine's Day?

Even Shirou Emiya, who was standing to the side, was so embarrassed that his face turned red. It has to be said that this captain is indeed a true warrior!

He completely nipped his only chance at attracting women in the bud.

Well, that's it. There's no hope for chocolate this year. But with this experience, we can look forward to next year.

Bless the World

"stare--"

At that moment, feeling everyone's gaze upon him, Kazuma finally understood what it meant to feel like he was being pricked by needles. He coughed nervously, "Cough, cough cough."

"Truly, as expected of Tanya, an elite from before her reincarnation, she saw through the whole story at a glance."

However, it was clear that Kazuma's attempt to change the subject was ineffective on the mentally challenged girl. Aqua said nonchalantly, "But isn't this all because you lied to that guy with the thick eyebrows? You're the culprit."

"stare--"

Kazuma subconsciously swallowed, feeling the gaze behind him become somewhat piercing... This stupid goddess should have shut her up just now.

Valentine's Day quickly came to a close, and Kazuma had a very rewarding day. All his teammates gave him chocolates, making him practically skip around.

Meanwhile, Subaru Natsuki received a giant chocolate made by Rem and a gift of "obligation chocolate" from Emilia, and was immediately moved to tears.

[As for Old Bones, needless to say, almost all the guardians gave him their supreme power.]

Even the utterly miserable Captain Byce managed to receive his first chocolate from Yoyo, who was handing out piles of chocolates everywhere.

As the sun set, Old Bone looked at the pile of chocolates on his table and sighed, "So that's why I can't eat chocolate!"

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Thankfully, Yoyo was there to fall back on. The poor lieutenant finally got his chocolate too."

“But…” Chika looked at Yuuyu, who was handing out a huge pile of chocolates, and a long, heavy sigh escaped her lips: “Sigh—!”

Youyou is clearly a beautiful girl with a great figure and a kind and warm heart, but she just happens to have no friends to a pitiful degree.

"I see! There's another way..." x2

The two, Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya, couldn't help but smile with delight. The one who confessed first was considered the grandson.

Here are some ways to give chocolates for Valentine's Day!

Since you're too embarrassed to give it away yourself, then just team up and give it away like in the video. That way, even the guild leader (Kaguya) won't be able to say anything.

Reincarnation in the Spider World

Regarding Old Bone's inability to eat, Spider nodded knowingly: "Indeed, how can a skeleton eat? It doesn't even have a stomach... It truly has no appetite."

Even so, when Spider-Man saw the pile of chocolates on Bones' table, his throat involuntarily bobbed, and a glistening trace remained on the corner of his mouth.

It's like someone who has been walking in the desert for a long time suddenly seeing a clear spring; their mouth waters, and they wish they could jump into the screen and feast on it.

It's like some people are dying of thirst while others are drowning in water... If you can't finish this, give it to me and I'll take care of it for you!

[The scene then shifts; although Valentine's Day passed without incident, Ainz and Tanya face an even more serious problem, which even leads to an argument.]

Tanya glared at Ainz Ooal Gown, her eyes blazing with fury: "How is this possible! Have you lost your mind?"

Old Bone scoffed, "You're the one who's lost your mind. I thought we could understand each other... Humph."

The incident began when Ram and Victoria discovered a delicious fried chicken restaurant, and Tanya invited Ainz to try it after school.

However, at that moment, Subaru Natsuki asked cheekily, "What kind of toppings do you want for fried chicken?"

[Old Bone thinks fried chicken should definitely be served with ketchup, while Tanya thinks it should be sprinkled with salt and pepper, and that's when the disagreement arose...]

Seeing that the two had been arguing for a long time without reaching a conclusion, Tanya asked Subaru Natsuki for his opinion: "What do you put on your fried chicken nuggets? Salt and pepper or ketchup?"

Subaru Natsuki shrugged and immediately stated the third possibility: "Mayonnaise... no matter how I think about it, only yellow bean paste is the most suitable!"

Upon hearing this, Tanya immediately concluded: "It seems we're completely incompatible."

"This is a global problem: a war between savory and sweet tofu pudding in another world!"

"Tsk, is there even a need to consider this? It's clearly salt, pepper and fried chicken that's the best. Everything else is heresy!"

It has to be said that this is indeed the most argumentative topic, and even people outside the video started arguing, each of them believing that anything other than their own taste is heretical.

Gintama World

"Mayonnaise...you..." Upon hearing the key word, Hijikata Toushirou's eyes were fixed on Natsuki Subaru, his gaze filled with eager anticipation—it was the taste of a kindred spirit!

The image of enjoying delicious mayonnaise with Subaru Natsuki even surfaced in her mind. (Another non-existent memory has been added.)

No matter what you're tasting, you need to add some different flavors to bring it out. Adding salt or sourness will make the original flavor of the ingredients stand out even more!

In other words, no matter what the ingredients are, adding mayonnaise is the way to go!

"..." Sougo looked speechlessly at Hijikata, who was suddenly engrossed in his own fantasy world. He really didn't think anyone would like dog food as much as he did.

Emiya's Food World

"Mayonnaise with fried chicken?? Are you kidding me? Salt and pepper are clearly its best match!" Shirou Emiya frowned, his face serious, his eyes revealing a strong determination.

The sweet and sour flavor of mayonnaise paired with fried chicken nuggets—who came up with this idea? It's clearly from the realm of culinary disasters!

"Honey mustard!" Cú Chulainn, the fishmonger who had appeared at the Emiya residence without anyone noticing, suddenly interjected, "But honey mustard is clearly the best match!"

"Are you sure you're talking about how humans eat it?!" Rin Tohsaka looked utterly disgusted at Cú Chulainn's opinion. "Why don't you just say dipped in vinegar?"

"The way to eat fried chicken is definitely with cumin, salt and pepper, and chili powder! That's the classic and mainstream way."

"Gulp..." Artoria swallowed, her mouth watering as she listened to the various ways of eating the food. Her nostrils twitched slightly, as if she could already smell the tempting aroma of the delicious food.

They all sound delicious! Only kids make choices; I like them all!

Chapter 648 Dodgeball Contest! The kind where you die if you don't take it seriously.

Seeing the increasingly tense situation, Kazuma almost collapsed and complained, "It doesn't matter what you dip the chicken nuggets in!"

Soon, everyone in the class joined the argument, but fortunately, the instructor arrived in time to temporarily stop it.

Finally, at the suggestion of their teacher, Rerugen, the whole class voted, and the class members were divided into the ketchup pie, the salt and pepper pie, and the mayonnaise pie.

Darkness looked at Rem, who was standing with her in the Salt and Pepper team, with some confusion: "I thought you'd be paired with Subaru."

“Rem will always be Subaru’s ally, but…” Rem’s eyes blazed with fury as she spoke, “Only this, only this… I can’t accept this!”

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