Sure enough, none of those who managed to stay in that ski resort were simpletons.
[Ah Miao reached out and took off Shinpachi's glasses, then instructed the two on how to control the skis: "Listen up! Shinpachi's glasses, which he took off his skis with, can be used as a steering wheel!"]
Gintoki immediately retorted, "Sorry, the premise doesn't exist. Don't assume all skiers wear goggles."
"What am I going to do without my glasses?" Seemingly unprepared for this situation, Ah Miao was also a little flustered, and then, accidentally, her glasses were snatched away by a tree branch.
Ah Miao, filled with immense worry, shouted at the eyeglasses that had fallen to the ground, "Shin-chan—!"
Seeing that Amiya was also in a predicament, even Gintoki couldn't help but complain, "That's not Shin-chan! What are you guys even doing here?"
Fourteen raised his head, held up one finger, and gave a mischievous look: "Hey, I have some good news for you! Do you know what a prostate O-brake is?"
"Sister Miao, let's not even talk about why glasses can be used as a steering wheel. Isn't it possible that regular skis don't even have glasses on them!"
"Haha, now I know why glasses can be used as a steering wheel, so that's the real purpose!"
Those watching the video felt they had gained even more strange knowledge: glasses as a steering wheel? That's incredible! Snowshoeing must be so easy!
Many people nowadays think they're incredibly strong and are itching to test their skills on a ski with goggles...
Gintama World
Shinpachi's face was contorted with rage as he grabbed Gintoki by the collar with one hand and lifted him up: "Hey, so you knew the glasses weren't Shin-chan after all!"
"Uh... Shinpachi! This isn't the time to talk about this. Your brakes seem to be about to break down too." Gintoki pointed to the screen with a serious expression.
Shinpachi then remembered that a broken demon vice-captain had made a terrible suggestion: "No way—! I'm also responsible for the future of the dojo, I don't want my brakes to break down so early..."
MADAO slowly took a drag of his cigarette: "Don't worry, Glasses! You'll never have the chance to step on the brakes in your life anyway, so it doesn't matter whether they're broken or not."
Mr. Hijikata's self-destructive gaze was completely broken; he was clearly trying to take someone down with him as he died.
"I'm coming to save you, just wait!" Just as Gintoki was about to give up, a huge snowball carrying Kagura and Sougo slid down at high speed.
Looking at the enormous snowball, Gintoki was completely dumbfounded: "Stop lying! You're obviously here to ask for help."
Kagura hurriedly and optimistically said, "The match is over once we give up!"
[Then Kagura's face suddenly transformed into Sougo's: "The most painful thing is to die with hope..."]
[And so, Kagura and Sougo switched back and forth within the snowball, like the whispers of an angel and a demon, until finally they both broke down, continuously emitting negative energy.]
"That's right, it's neither black nor white, everything has returned to true darkness!"
Just then, the snowball suddenly emitted a seven-colored light, and the two faces that had been switching back and forth inside the snowball suddenly changed to Katsura Kotaro: "I've been waiting inside the snowball..."
"Kagura, Sougo... do you know what a prostate O-brak is?" Gintoki and Hijikata asked simultaneously, turning around.
[Katsura seemed to suddenly realize something, and then hurriedly begged for mercy: "Wait, Captain, what are you doing... Ah! Wait... Ugh!"]
Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
Upon seeing the wig appear, Akihisa seemed to have been stimulated: "-It has appeared! The ultimate chaotic entity born from the darkness!"
I knew Accelerated Synchro could even surpass Light! Kagura and Sougo Synchro summoned a Katsura of unknown origin.
Even Yuuji, who was hailed as a child prodigy, was somewhat bewildered by the situation: "This is completely incomprehensible! What is this guy here for?"
How did this guy, who didn't appear on screen at all, manage to sneak into the snowball? And he's on standby... does that mean he's been waiting here for his chance to appear? That's incredibly patient!
Hideyoshi covered his face with his hands and said helplessly, "Who knows what this Katsura is here for! Speaking of which, what kind of lousy ideas are they giving to the kids?"
Judging from the sound, it was obvious that another brake had failed. But that was fine, since brakes didn't seem to be very useful in that world anyway.
Most importantly, what are you letting a minor girl do?! You're corrupting children!
Gabriel DropOut
Vinette was stunned: "What kind of snowball is this, a combination of angels and demons?!"
One gives hope, the other gives despair, and there's something strange mixed in... uh, sorry, she really didn't understand what that thing was doing out there.
Satania retorted, "Where are the angels and demons? These are clearly two fallen Gabriels..."
This is a drawing of hell! It's as black as can be, overflowing with negative energy. Even in hell, they're not as pessimistic as these two.
Laphie squinted and smiled, "I'm more curious about how they manage to get themselves into snowballs during a snowball fight."
And this ski run seems a bit long. You're going so fast, and you haven't seen the bottom yet. Are they skiing on Mount Everest?
[The scene shifts to the victims gathered around a fire. Fourteen lights a cigarette: "The general is gone. It's all over now; we all have to be beheaded!"]
"What a joke! Dragging innocent citizens into this, and then beheading them?" Gintoki shrugged dismissively, saying impatiently, "What does this have to do with me? He's already down there without me even noticing."
[Kagura, sitting to the side, also looked obedient: "Speaking of which, that guy once said that those who are in a position of power must understand the feelings of those below them..."]
[Fourteen was ranting wildly: "And the people below? They've all turned into skis!"]
Wearing only shorts and trembling uncontrollably, Kondo, who seemed to have seen through the illusions of the world, suddenly spoke: "So, that guy, Toshiro, used me as a ski, wanting me, the bureau chief, to understand the feelings of his subordinates."
"Yes, that's how I am," Fourteen replied casually.
Ah Miao calmly analyzed the current situation: "No matter what, if we leave the general who's only wearing his underwear unattended, he'll be killed."
"Hey lady, there's a guy right in front of you wearing only his underwear and nobody's doing anything about it!" Fourteen warned.
Ah Miao continued, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings, "Isn't it said that the best way to warm up is for naked people to huddle together? So let's send naked people to find that!"
"Snowy terrain, tragedy, and then see if there's a villa nearby? If so, it's the perfect 'locked room' murder mystery!"
"Haha, 3.6, Fourteen, don't just talk the talk, your boss was only wearing his underwear in this snowy weather, and you didn't care..."
Hey! There's a gorilla right next to you who's completely frozen solid, and nobody cares... Also, what kind of devilish theory is that?!
Everyone stared at the screen with exasperated expressions. Compared to the cold outside, they felt that the gorilla's heart was even colder!
Bless the World
"Hiss—" Upon hearing Miss Amyo's words, Kazuma couldn't help but gasp: "Genius, such incredibly convincing logic!"
Aqua also chimed in triumphantly, "Right! I think so too, it's a great idea."
Upon hearing this, Kazuma slapped his forehead, his gaze towards Aqua turning pity: "Are you... serious?"
"Is there anything wrong with this?" Seeing Kazuma's reaction, Aqua was puzzled: "When I was reading manga in the God Realm, the scenes of people being in distress in the snow were all done like this!"
In her opinion, Miss A Miao's suggestion was a textbook example of a rescue method. It was perfectly fine to hug each other for warmth while naked in the snow!
Sigh... Kazuma wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, patted the latter's shoulder with an incredibly pitiful look, and said nothing more.
Chapter 554 Isn't that a piece of clothing around your waist?
Fortunately, Fourteen remained rational and did not agree to Ah Miao's devilish suggestion: "Whether it's saving the general or being beheaded together, we must ensure our safety first."
"That makes some sense," Gui, who had been turned into a snowman behind him, suggested. "Then let's divide the people into a safety group and a general-searching group!"
"Don't worry, although the general is the enemy I must defeat, in this situation, I can't care about status or position. You can all rush into my arms!"
But no one paid him any attention. Only Sougo turned around and glanced at Katsura not far away: "If something really happens to the general, and he frames that guy, what do we do now?"
As the snow fell heavier, Fourteen decided to split into two groups: one to search for the general, and the other to build a base. To ensure fairness, they would still use rock-paper-scissors.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
And so... in the midst of the raging blizzard, Kondo, wearing only his underwear, walked shivering in the cold wind, his arms wrapped around himself.
[Toshio and Sougo waved goodbye affectionately, saying, "Take care, Mr. Kondo!"]
Upon hearing the sound, Kondo turned around, still trembling, and said, "Don't tell me to be careful, I haven't put anything on me!"
"No way, that guy buried in the snowball is completely unpredictable. Forget about what he's thinking, I still don't know what he came out for..." 31
"Hahaha, let's leave some room for the children to live, even a gorilla's life matters... Pfft hahaha, this is too tragic, only the world where the gorilla is injured is complete."
Even the people watching the video couldn't help but laugh... You guys really "feel sorry" for your general! He's still your bureau chief, please have some decency!
You two are such thoughtful subordinates, waving goodbye so cheerfully! But... how is this any different from Miss A-Miao's suggestion just now?
Detective Conan World
Watching Sougo skillfully frame someone, Conan was somewhat embarrassed: "Is this the police organization in other worlds like Japan?"
This is equivalent to losing the head of a country! Even if someone tries to frame him, he will probably have to atone with his death!
Moreover... bombarding civilians with helicopters, bribing cableway operators, and framing the enemy—these guys don't resemble public servants at all! They're clearly ruthless terrorists!
"This big... Mr. Kondo is just too pitiful." Ran felt a pang of pity, but for some reason, she suddenly paused.
"This one?..." Conan, who was standing nearby, was stunned when he heard this. Hey, hey, hey, you're still the Ran I know, right?
Are you really just being reluctant? You definitely wanted to call Mr. Kondo a gorilla just now!
"Um..." Kondo tried again, his tone slightly pleading, "Did you forget something?"
"Forgot what? What do you mean?" Shinpachi asked Sougo beside him, puzzled.
Sougo was also confused: "I don't know."
Kondo, his voice trembling as tears froze in the corners of his eyes, said, "No, it's quite cold today, um..."
Then, as if remembering something, her voice rose a few decibels: "That's right! The General must be frozen stiff too, he probably needs something to warm him up, like clothes."
Gintoki, with deadpan eyes, pointed at Kondo's underwear: "Hey! Wake up! Aren't you wearing clothes? On your waist..."
Ah Miao smiled sweetly, her eyes narrowed: "Oh dear, Mr. Kondo, you're so impetuous!"
Hearing his crush say that, Kondo could only pretend nothing had happened and laugh it off: "Hahaha, oh no, I was too careless."
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