Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

What difference does it make who you owe someone? It's better to owe them and pay them back slowly! At least you don't have to resort to such an extreme method as getting married.

"Onee-sama is right..." Kuroko looked at Mikoto, her feelings quite complicated. Why didn't you ask me for help with the Misaka Sisters' matter?

Honestly, everyone insists on carrying the burden alone. My older sister was like that before, and now Darkness is doing the same thing! Can't they just talk about their troubles and come up with a solution together with their companions?

Kazuma's assets aren't enough to pay off his debts? Has Darkness forgotten how long it took Kazuma to go from being "debts that could rival a nation's" to being incredibly wealthy...?

There's a saying that goes, "You can doubt his true strength, but you can't doubt his ability to make money!" He might not be very good at fighting, but if it's business, he's definitely a top-notch businessman.

Hearing the commotion, the soldiers outside Darkness's gate rushed over again. Kazuma unleashed a barrage of earth and wind magic attacks on their faces, then used stealth to escape.

In an attempt to escape the mansion, Kazuma randomly broke into a nearby room, intending to slip out the window, when he heard a faint sound coming from the center of the bed.

"It's you..." The old father's gaunt face and pale complexion were clearly visible. He then gave a weak smile: "Coming here in the middle of the night... It seems my daughter has some really great friends!"

Although it was a bit inappropriate at the time, Kazuma couldn't help but voice his question: "I heard you have debts, but I really don't think you would borrow money from that kind of old man."

The elderly father pondered for a moment but didn't answer directly. Instead, he changed the subject: "Kazuma, you're very clever. I think I'll entrust my daughter to you."

"She was a gentle and virtuous girl, innocent and shy, and she disliked causing trouble for others..."

When Kazuma wanted Aqua to take a look at him, his father refused, saying, "Restoration magic cannot cure diseases, and resurrection magic cannot heal those whose lives have come to an end."

"He's a good lord and a good father! Call that drunken goddess out to save us!"

Seeing their elderly father who was terminally ill, the people from other worlds did not think that the mentally challenged goddess was helpless, especially since healing and purification were her strengths, making Aqua terrifyingly powerful!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched: "Uh... I know it's not appropriate to say this now, but who are you talking about, Uncle?"

Innocent and shy? Gentle and virtuous? Dislikes causing trouble for others? Is this just the filter of an old father? None of what you said is related to Darkness, uncle!

Even Ilya couldn't stand it anymore: "Being shy can be quite embarrassing sometimes... but being a pervert is truly perverted!"

The most crucial point is that we can never figure out what Darkness finds shameful about? She was never seen as shy when she was being perverted.

Red A said in a serious tone, "Although I don't know what kind of illness it is, this uncle's illness has probably already damaged his brain!"

Look, he's starting to talk nonsense now. He seems quite ill. Otherwise, why would he use those adjectives to describe Darkness?

Before they could exchange more than a few words, Darkness arrived with her men, and Kazuma tried to persuade them: "Forget about the debt, let's all run away together!"

“Then we’ll start over on a new land. And if I go back like this, Aqua and Megumin won’t stand idly by. Megumin might even blow up the wedding ceremony!”

"If I run away, someone will definitely be implicated!" Stubborn Darkness refused to leave, and Kazuma abandoned his uncle's idea of ​​taking Darkness away.

"Fine, whatever! If you want me to save you, come to the manor and apologize to me, saying you need to be saved by Lord Shin." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

Feeling frustrated, Kazuma slammed into the window in an attempt to leave, but it turned out he was overthinking it... *bang*

The window glass was harder than he had imagined; instead of shattering it, he crashed into the window, causing the windowsill to fall down with him.

Looking at Kazuma writhing on the ground in pain below, Darkness's shoulders twitched as she suppressed a laugh: "Just say sorry and ask me to save you, and I can heal you."

Feeling utterly humiliated, Kazuma painfully climbed over the railing: "Damn it! I absolutely won't save you until you're begging me, you idiot!"

"Ouch..." Kazuma then accidentally fell off the railing again and limped back to the house.

Seeing Aqua and Megumin fast asleep on the sofa, Kazuma burst into tears, feeling utterly wronged: "Ugh... Aqua! Aqua! Heal me, heal me now!"

“Darkness and Barnier’s prophecies are exactly the same. They believe that they can save others by sacrificing themselves. Her sacrifice is meaningless.”

"It's clear that Kazuma made a huge decision! Running away together and starting over in a new place means he has to give up on the succubus older sister."

He really went all out, Kazuma! He never disappoints in crucial moments and is always so reliable.

This is why, despite being both lecherous and sadistic, Kazuma is still admired by many, because he is inherently a reliable person.

Azure Sea World

Seeing Kazuma's baffling behavior, Senior Azusa burst out laughing: "Hahaha, can't you just walk through the main gate properly? Why do you have to put on this act?"

Next time, remember to check if the window is hard first, otherwise you'll end up like this – not only will you lose face, but you'll also have to endure the pain without shedding a tear!

This has only made things worse for the already impoverished family; now, a window is broken.

Kohei said with a deep expression, "There's no other way! This concerns a man's dignity, so we have to endure it!"

He had just said some harsh words, and then Darkness saw such an embarrassing side of him. Where did his true dignity go?

As if triggering some kind of mechanism, Kitahara Iori also transformed into a tough-guy demeanor: "That's right, especially at a time like this! Even if Kazuma breaks his leg..."

"You can only secretly wipe away your tears, stand up strong and shout that it doesn't hurt, and if necessary, you have to pretend that nothing happened."

Seeing the two putting on airs, Chisa only said one sentence that broke their defenses: "But you two tough guys, he went home crying and went to Aqua for treatment."

There was one more thing she didn't say: He Zhen's behavior just now was like a child who had been wronged outside and then came home crying to his mother. Where was his dignity?

Chapter 547 A Thousand Brides!

Although Kazuma failed, his two teammates were no pushovers. The very next day, Darkness's butler came to their door with a letter.

Kazuma, who had initially thought Darkness was about to back down and beg for mercy, opened the letter with a hint of anticipation: "I've received word that a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army is about to launch a terrorist attack!"

“If the wedding isn’t canceled immediately, the church will be blown to smithereens by the explosion magic that day…” — A certain enthusiastic magician.

After reading it, Kazuma instantly softened into a ball and quickly bowed to the butler, apologizing, "I'm so sorry, I will definitely teach her a lesson."

A certain enthusiastic magician... The people watching the video were speechless. They had never seen an enthusiastic magician who sounded like a terrorist. The explosion magic betrayed him!

The censorship is as good as not censoring at all. You might as well just use your real name. Even a fool could figure out it's you.

Gintama World

Hijikata Toshiro's face darkened upon seeing it: "Kondo-san, this is definitely a proclamation, isn't it? A teenage terrorist has been born, for crying out loud..."

Putting everything else aside, this is far more terrifying than terrorism. Megumin's current Explosion Magic could blow up not only the church, but also Axel...

Kondo, sweating profusely, tried to explain, "It's just a prank, like that phantom thief O! A prank where he steals and then returns it. It won't actually explode."

Actually, he wasn't very confident in saying that. This was a little girl with some mental issues, and in terms of being mischievous, she was just as bad as the one from the Yorozuya.

"You've got a knack for this, you even know how to pass it on to the Demon King's executives." Sougo, standing to the side, said with a look of admiration: "Like in cases where we can't find the culprit, we also pass them on to the anti-foreign patriots."

Kondo suddenly leaned close to Sougo: "Hey! Sougo, did I hear something terrible? Deny it, and don't look away!"

Hijikata completely ignored Kondo and complained to Sougo, "But what's the use? They've already come knocking on our door!"

This is practically an admission of guilt, and... there are also people in this place who can use explosion magic, like Wiz and her!

Of course, Aqua is no pushover either. Four days before the wedding ceremony—!

A large crowd had gathered in front of Darkness's house. Aqua, holding a small handbag, began to perform her talent: "Look, a rookie killer will emerge from this little bag!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Kazuma quickly pushed through the crowd and caught Aqua, who was performing a strange act: "Don't let that weird thing jump out!"

The surrounding audience, ever the honest ones, pulled out coins and tossed them at Aqua, gesturing for her to perform again!

[Aqua waved her hand dismissively, like an artist, saying, "Please don't give me a reward! Because I am not an artist, please don't give me a reward."]

[Then Aqua was still quietly explaining to Kazuma that this was all part of her plan to lure Darkness out, when she turned and shouted at Darkness's house.]

"Hey! Darkness, it's time to show off your best act. You'll regret it if you don't come out now."

"What the hell is this 'newcomer killer'?! Could it be Aqua's nemesis, the giant frog? She can actually conjure that up."

Regarding Aqua's talents and skills, no one outside the video doubted her professionalism, after all, these were skills that could be compared to her unique healing magic!

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

Even Leonardo da Vinci was astonished: "To think of such a method, the goddess truly lives up to her reputation."

Could it be that news of Amaterasu has already spread throughout the heavens? This is a method used by the gods to lure Amaterasu out of her cave by holding a banquet.

Unfortunately, Darkness isn't interested in talent shows; if it were some kind of weird performance, it might actually draw her out.

Mashu sighed with some regret, "Please don't say that. Aqua and Megumin have been trying to stop it in their own ways these past two days... It's just a pity."

They were all making their last effort, even though their methods were ineffective, their intentions were good.

Three days passed, and Huihui, who had been sending threatening letters every day, was released on this day, returning home looking exhausted.

Then, the day before the wedding ceremony, Barnier approached him saying he was there to help, but he was in low spirits and kept saying he wanted to replace her with Wiz.

Barnier refused without hesitation: "How could we possibly do business with that debt-ridden machine?"

"Yesterday, I had just left her sight when she said to sell this to couples, so I stocked up on this kind of stuff."

As Barnier spoke, he pulled out a pink necklace. This necklace, if worn by someone suffering a fatal injury, would burst into flames and explode before they died!

"Sacrificing your life at the last moment to protect someone important, don't you think that's romantic?" she said with a smile.

"But its power is too great. Forget enemies, even your beloved, whom you should be protecting, would be blown away! How about it? Want one?"

"...Barnier made her work for two weeks straight without a break for a reason. We mustn't let her have any free time!"

The crowd stared at this so-called "romantic" product with twitching lips. With it, not only would protecting one's beloved be no longer an ancient legend, but even committing suicide for love would no longer be a thing of the past!

Wiz is a genius at buying things; couples who own this product may not necessarily live together, but they'll definitely die together. It's incredibly "romantic," literally.

Academy City World

"The person who dares to give this as a gift isn't necessarily a lover; they could be an enemy!" Misaki Shokuhou, who had initially thought the necklace was quite pretty, froze. Who the hell would dare to wear this?

Isn't this like hanging a time bomb around your neck? What kind of couple are they?! It could easily turn into a meticulously planned revenge killing.

Shokuhou rested her chin on her hand, her eyes flickering slightly: "However, it doesn't seem to be completely useless? Kazuma can use it right now!"