"Ugh..." Dust, still running, was instantly bitten down by Hydra, and Kazuma took the opportunity to crawl out.
"He's back. His familiar masochistic behavior is back. He's been excessively serious ever since he came to the capital. I almost thought he'd been switched."
"Goodness, even if Kazuma were crushed to death, I could remain unmoved. He's died several times already."
Seeing Darkness's M-attribute explode, even the people outside the video were so frightened that they took a few steps back. Although they were used to it, it was still terrifying!
If someone is this perverted, even if they are cured, they'll probably still be drooling for months.
Shen Yong World
“Don’t underestimate the adventurers of Axel…” Upon hearing this, Lisda spat out the tea she was drinking. “Don’t you have any shame?”
Seriously, who would dare underestimate you! This Hydra looks like it's about to become a world-class boss, and now it's almost being defeated by a bunch of newbie adventurers like you.
Ristarte silently took out a tissue to wipe her mouth and asked a question that came from the depths of her soul: "Seriously, are they really adventurers from the beginner village?"
Normally, adventurers in beginner villages should fight daemons or goblins! Is it reasonable to challenge a monster like Hydra, which even a demon lord would find troublesome?
As everyone knows, there are no newbies in the newbie village. This newbie village should be renamed the retirement village! It's full of retired veterans.
Academy City World
"Even if Hydra has been weakened, it doesn't mean you've become stronger, you scum!" Looking at Duster's behavior, the old man curled his lip in disdain.
Especially when they say lines that are obviously from a minor character, aren't they just asking for trouble?
On the other side, Mr. Kamijou, who wished to remain anonymous, shared the same thought: "As expected of Kazuma's friend, Duster is such a scumbag..."
It seems there's a reason you two became such good friends; your personalities are practically identical. If you replaced it with Kazuma, it wouldn't feel out of place at all.
Chapter 543 A Bribe from the Goddess of Mental Idiots...
"Light of Saber!" Yoyo instantly unleashed a light blade spell, severing Hydra's head, and Dust fell from its throat.
This time, the severed head did not regenerate. As Kazuma moved out of the attack range, he shouted, "All you magicians, begin the attack!!"
[Upon receiving the command, the mages began to gather their magic power towards Huihui, while the adventurers, aware of the terrifying power of explosion magic, skillfully covered their ears.]
Huihui also began to sing: "O one who is going to heaven! We offer you farewell flowers! To avenge the blood feud between He Zhen and others!"
[The person who was passively sent to heaven shouted, "Hey! I'm still alive!"]
"Explosion!!"
[As the magic circles stacked higher and higher, a massive mushroom cloud rose into the air, and just like that… the once terrifying monster fell into eternal slumber without even uttering a scream.]
After things settled down, everyone returned to the guild for a victory celebration. However, when the three of them got home that evening, they discovered that Darkness "780" had left the party without saying goodbye for some reason!
“Darkness’s sudden departure, coupled with her recent unusual behavior, confirms Barnier’s prophecy!”
"She took the kills, and now Huihui will level up so many times! I'm sure we'll see her max-level Explosion Magic soon."
Azure Sea World
After putting down his glass, Kohei pondered for a moment: "I think I can understand why he didn't leave the starting village."
This statement drew sidelong glances from Iori and the others, who all expressed their opinions.
Feeling everyone's gaze, Kohei coughed a few times and asked mysteriously, "Take a look at what's in the newbie village?"
Iori's expression suddenly became somewhat swaying, and she confidently stated her answer: "I know! It's the succubus big sister!"
Then, an enraged Kohei grabbed his glass and shoved the wine down his throat: "My foot! It's the Headless Horseman and Hydra, those two over-the-top bosses!"
It's understandable for monsters of this caliber to appear near the capital, but for them to appear in the starting village... well, even a dog wouldn't play this game.
Senior Azusa chuckled awkwardly, "I think Iori's answer is closer to the truth..."
Although it seems counterintuitive, it is very close to the truth for Kazuma.
The next day, Kazuma and his friends rushed to Darkness's old house with the letter, shouting, "Hey! Why did you stay out all night? And leave a letter like this! We absolutely don't agree to this!"
“Darkness…Darkness!!”
Looking at the group of people throwing a tantrum, the butler took out a handkerchief and wiped away his cold sweat: "Young Miss says she won't see anyone."
Aqua discreetly slipped a money pouch into the butler's mouth: "This just fell out of your pocket by chance. That's right, as long as you let us in obediently..."
"I...I don't need this!" The butler quickly shoved the money pouch at Aqua's face. "Guards! Call the guards over here immediately!"
Upon seeing a large group of guards approaching, Kazuma, who had just been demonstrating, immediately turned and ran: "We'll have lunch ready for you, but be back before then!"
"Well, how should I put it? It feels like being harassed by thugs who come to my door and cause trouble every day!"
"Wait a minute... what are you doing, goddess? Which cadre can't withstand this kind of test!"
Watching Aqua expertly slip money into her hands, the people from other worlds were almost dumbfounded. The goddess of wisdom actually possessed such wisdom?!
You're really experienced; you must have done this a lot in the Heavenly Realm. This kind of thing is nothing new to you.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Emiya Shirou smiled slightly: "Kazuma has changed too. He used to try every means to kick Darkness out of the team."
In the past, when faced with this situation, he wouldn't have bothered trying to persuade Darkness to come back; he would have loved to set up a table and cheer!
Red A shook his head: "The bonds that are gradually built up in the little things of daily life are not so easy to sever."
Rin Tohsaka stared at Aqua with a dark expression: "A goddess like you actually tried to bribe the butler... and you even failed!"
Shouldn't I praise you for being quite sensible? Most of the goddesses were already crestfallen because of Ishtar's disastrous behavior.
Now look what's happened! He'll never be able to straighten his back again! He's embarrassed himself so much he's even made a fool of himself in another world.
Kazuma did indeed prepare a sumptuous lunch for Darkness's return, but she didn't show up even by evening, and he suddenly became inexplicably angry!
The next day, I planned to recruit a new front-line soldier as mentioned in the letter. I finally managed to trick one, but she was scared away by Huihui's self-introduction!
"I am Megumin, Axel's number one mage, also known as the 'Explosive Girl with a Problematic Mind'!"
Hearing this legendary title naturally frightened everyone away, even the nearby adventurers would deliberately avoid Kazuma's gaze.
But just then, Duster suddenly recovered, looking panicked: "Something's wrong! Help me!"
Kazuma quickly got up and followed Duster outside: "Looks like something big has happened!"
On the way, after Duster explained the reason, Kazuma and Dust were both stunned: "Lynn has a man?!"
"Yes! Of course you'd be worried if an important friend was deceived by a strange man!"
[The story is that Duster noticed Lynn was hard to get a date with lately, so he secretly followed her all day and discovered she went into a hotel with a man she didn't know!]
"You...that was stalking..." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Duster clasped his hands together and pleaded with Kazuma, "I'm worried about my comrade! I want to investigate that man, please, help me!"
Kazuma crossed his arms and pondered for a moment: "It's a little disgusting... but, okay!"
Seeing that Kazuma had agreed to help, Duster excitedly handed over the succubus's coupons: "You're so helpful, Kazuma! These are all for you..."
The two then arrived outside the inn, and Kazuma turned to Duster: "You don't intend to just go straight in, do you?"
Duster's expression turned serious: "How many years do you think I've been an adventurer? If I'm not careful, I won't last long in this line of work!"
[Then the two went to the next room, where Kazuma looked at him speechlessly as he pressed himself against the wall: "You... that's stalking..."]
"Explosive Girl with a Problematic Mind, you seem quite proud of that nickname..."
"Hahaha, how can you, a guy, act so arrogant? Even a fool can see that, uh... except for Aqua! You clearly have feelings for her."
If Kazuma finds Duster disgusting, then he must truly be disgusting! It seems even Kazuma can't stand Duster's perverted stalking behavior anymore.
Bless the World
Huihui and the others all stared at Kazuma with the eyes of someone looking at scum: "That coupon is really your hard currency!"
No wonder these two get along so well; it's quite a valuable gift, at least for Kazuma. Scumbags do attract each other.
Darkness couldn't help but cover her face with her hands: "Looks like he's been doing this for years. I'm not referring to an adventurer, but a stalker..."
What's with this expertly executed stalking routine? Starting with eavesdropping-level maneuvers, forget about being an adventurer, become a stalker!
“That guy…!!” Kazuma said, his head bowed, his voice filled with rage.
Huihui breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this, thinking that Kazuma also disapproved of this behavior: "Looks like there's still hope for you!"
The words had barely left his mouth when Kazuma burst out the door, roaring furiously, "You secretly kept so many volumes of 1.4 without telling me! I'll kill you..."
"This guy is hopeless!"
Gintama World
Seeing this perverted behavior that felt strangely familiar, Hijikata Toshiro silently handcuffed Kondo: "Is there anything else you want to say, Kondo-san...?"
Kondo stared blankly at his bound hand and cried out in despair, "Eh!!—Why?! I haven't done anything lately!"
Hijikata Toshiro took a deep drag on his cigarette and slowly exhaled: "Since we can't catch the stalker inside, we'll just use you as a substitute. You're in the same boat anyway!"
Upon hearing this, Kondo immediately began gesturing wildly: "He's not a stalker! Didn't you see? He was protecting his comrades. What a noble sentiment!"
"As for me... I'm even less likely to be a stalker, but rather Miss Amiya's guardian of love!" Kondo said, striking a cool pose.
Hijikata Toshiro nodded upon hearing this: "Alright, the prisoner has confessed right away, no need for interrogation! Just drag him out and commit seppuku."
Chapter 544 Memorable Scene! Dustour, dressed in sexy lingerie
After eavesdropping on the conversation for a while, Kazuma roughly understood the situation: the nobleman was infatuated with Lynn, but due to the difference in their social status, he could at least take a picture and leave it at that.
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