“You’re planning to steal the artifact, aren’t you? But your theft…” Chris, who had been repeatedly victimized by theft, became somewhat worried.
Kazuma understood Chris's concerns; for some reason, when he stole items intended for women, he always ended up stealing underwear!
"She's reliable when she shouldn't be! Only at times like this does this exceptionally reliable, useless goddess make her appearance."
"Damn it... why are you being so reliable at a time like this! You really have to drag He Zhen down before you're satisfied!"
The people outside the video looked at the drunken Aqua with black lines on their faces, and only then did they truly realize what a civil war god was. This useless goddess (who had been cheated on) was simply a civil war god!
You captured your teammate and traded him for a more premium sparkling wine? You've really got some nerve!
Azure Sea World
"Now I know why Kazuma always wants to punch Aqua in the face!" Even Iori had just felt the urge to hit someone.
Only when it comes to things like obstruction and truth, this useless goddess, does one realize just how terrible Aqua can be in certain aspects!
Darkness, the last member to join the team, recognized Kazuma's identity, yet you, a goddess who spends every day with Kazuma, working alongside him, don't recognize him...
Senior Zi licked her lips with a hint of envy: "Is this bubble wine really that good?"
This is a wine personally endorsed by the goddess! She sleeps with the wine bottle every day, so it must taste really good, right?
Kohei, on the other hand, seemed quite enthusiastic: "You two, forget about Aqua, the real focus is on stealing from her!"
"Yeah... I almost forgot!" Iori suddenly realized upon hearing this. Kohei truly is a close friend; he really understands me.
"This move is a guaranteed way to expose underwear on women! Trying to use it on Alice is just too despicable!"
Although they called the other person scum, Iori and Kohei kept their eyes glued to the screen, afraid of missing a single detail.
Chapter 536 It seems they stole something incredible.
"Lord Dastinis, let's attack them from both sides!" Kureya then led her troops to catch up from behind, blocking their retreat.
Darkness froze upon hearing this, resorting to utterly fake acting: "With...with all my might...a horizontal...horizontal slash!"
Darkness unleashed a weak slash, which Kazuma and Chris easily dodged, and they ran deeper into the room.
[Megumi, standing to the side, still gazed at them with longing, wishing she could join them.]
[And it was here that Alice slowly emerged, holding a finely decorated rapier in her right hand.]
As she assumed a battle stance, the ring on her left hand began to glow.
"Invaders, it's a wonder you even made it here. I too am a descendant of the hero's blood, a member of the royal family who inherits his great power. Don't think you can... easily..."
Alice's eyes widened instantly upon seeing them, and even the light on the ring on her left hand began to dim...
"Now! Stea1!" Kazuma and Chris activated their thieving skills simultaneously, each gaining an item in their hands at the same time.
But there was no time for them to determine what they had stolen. After breaking the glass, they began to flee in a panic towards the terrace.
"Assistant, there's a swimming pool down there. Just jump in there..."
At this moment, Aqua, completely drunk, ran out again with a bottle of liquor: "I don't know what that is, but I can't let you take it away so easily!"
Kazuma turned his head and cursed, "That guy, he was in the way until the very last moment..."
Before she could finish speaking, Aqua raised her arm and a bright light shone forth: "Seal!"
"Damn it!!!" Kazuma and Chris leaped from the terrace into the dark pool below, escaping the area.
"Try our exhilarating combo attack! Don't underestimate the bond between us, you bastard... Teaming up with Kazuma and Chris gives me a strange sense of déjà vu."
However, the one everyone admires the most is Aqua. As expected of the goddess of civil war, she can still come out and cause trouble even when Kazuma almost ran away!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Watching the female knight's terrible acting, Artoria shook her head: "I think Lady Darkness doesn't need to act at all, since she can't hit anything anyway..."
With only Kazuma absent from Kazuma's squad to begin with, and Darkness's blatant letting them win, it's really hard to guess who the thief is!
Seeing Alice's reaction, Shirou Emiya's lips twitched: "Could it be that even Her Highness the Princess has guessed their identities?"
The shift from their initial hostile stance to their momentary lapse in vigilance upon seeing them was instantaneous; otherwise, Kazuma and his group wouldn't have been able to succeed so easily.
Ilya nodded with absolute certainty: "I definitely figured it out!"
This is awkward. Aqua, who spends the most time with Kazuma every day, failed to recognize him, while a princess she'd only known for a few days discovered his identity instead...
Aqua's performance is exceptionally consistent; she truly lives up to her reputation as Kazuma's Noble Phantasm, proving remarkably reliable when it comes to outsmarting him!
In the Demon King's Castle, let's talk about goodnight world.
"Are all princesses this difficult to deal with?" Demon King Twilight looked at Alice holding a rapier and felt uneasy.
He's been traumatized by Princess Qiye lately. Despite being a hostage, she acts more like a demon king than the demon king himself, which is making him quite stressed!
Look at this introduction... Inheriting the blood of the hero, a member who carries his great power, could it be that Princess Kazuma is the hero? She didn't panic even before recognizing Kazuma.
Faced with the Demon King's question, and glancing at Princess Qiye, who sat rightfully in the position of one of the Ten Heroes, the Demon Priest's smile froze: "It should be... right?"
The bright red husky sighed, "Your Highness, this is where the Elite Ten discuss tactics. Your presence here is... a bit..."
"Don't worry about me." Hearing the princess's calm tone, everyone present felt a little embarrassed. This wasn't a question of whether or not to care for her, Your Highness!
The next day, from a hotel room, came the cries of Chris and Kazuma.
"Calm down! It's going to split open! It's going to split open! My head is going to split open!"
Darkness, expressionless, grabbed Chris's head with one hand and lifted it up, while her other hand covered Kazuma's face with a slight pressure.
[Kazuma felt the pain on his face and quickly begged for mercy: "I was just instigated, Chris is the mastermind!"]
After explaining the whole story, Darkness released her grip, putting the two of them down, and then sighed deeply: "Really, are there other things you're hiding?"
"Uh..." Chris, who was about to leave, suddenly shuddered.
"Looks like there really is one. You scratch the marks on your face whenever you're in a bad situation. Tell me, what other secrets do you have?"
Seeing Darkness's hand twitching again, Chris quickly pointed at Kazuma: "Your assistant stole other treasures besides the divine artifact!"
"Aaaaah, you traitor!" Kazuma cursed Chris repeatedly for his disloyalty after being betrayed.
[Finally, giving up and reluctantly handing over his treasure: a pornographic book!!]
Darkness reached out and took it, quickly flipping through it before feeling utterly exhausted: "You rascal..."
"Young hero, what impressive arm strength! Congratulations on achieving the accomplishment, 'The Believer's Unbreakable Grip on the Goddess,' and 'Skull Cracking with Bare Hands'... You'll be very surprised when you find out Chris's identity."
"Haha, just a second ago I was praising the bond between you guys, and the next second this teammate is selling you out without hesitation."
So this time they didn't steal the underwear, but they actually stole a magical item! Kazuma's thieving skills finally turned serious for once. Is it because Alice is so young?
The world of spring things
"You actually brought it out!" Hikigaya almost fainted when he saw the little yellow book.
Seeing that Kazuma was still acting all coy and reluctant, I thought he had secretly found a magical artifact that could summon monsters at will. Turns out he was talking about this. You're really something.
Yukinoshita turned her head away with a hint of disdain: "What kind of treasure is this..."
"Uh." Hachiman's face stiffened. How could I tell her that, in a sense, the erotic book was indeed a treasure?
After all, this is a hard currency among teenage boys; who doesn't secretly keep a few copies? But why does it feel so hard to bring it up?
Just then, Darkness, who had initially felt relieved, heard Chris mutter to himself, "Oh...right, so you stole this too!"
Darkness could only reach out to Kazuma again: "Give it back. What else did you steal?"
Kazuma broke out in a cold sweat and had no choice but to obediently take out the ring Alice was wearing. Darkness stared at the ring with a serious expression: "This is..."
Kazuma was almost in tears: "Because the success rate is higher when two people are together..."
Chris couldn't help but exclaim, "Why does your Stea1 always steal things that shouldn't be stolen?!"
"It's not underwear this time!" Kazuma tried to argue, pointing to the ring on his hand.
Darkness placed the ring back into Kazuma's hand and gripped it tightly, her face serious: "Listen carefully! Kazuma, this ring absolutely cannot be lost, and no one should find it. Take it to your grave!"
Kazuma, trembling with fear, exclaimed, "Since it's so important, I'll say I found it nearby. Go return it now!"
"Idiot!" Darkness smacked him on the head. "This is something a princess can only take off when she signs a marriage contract, something she gives to her partner."
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
"This time it wasn't underwear that was stolen, but it's even more serious than underwear!" Emilia gasped upon seeing this; she knew the plot of this ring story very well.
What's the deal with Kazuma's thieving skills? They're full of uncertainty; he can never steal anything he wants and always ends up stealing some inexplicable things.
Natsuki Subaru thought for a moment: "Then we can just return it without them realizing it..."
“No way.” Emilia thought for a moment and then shook her head. “Do you think the capital is your own home, where you can come and go as you please?”
After this farce, the knights were seething with anger, and the capital's defenses would only become more stringent. At a time like this, daring to provoke them was simply courting death.
Bless the World
"Everyone, let's meet again in the next life." Seeing this, Kazuma silently picked up his bag.
Goodbye, Axel! Goodbye, succubus sister... With tears in her eyes, she bid farewell, already planning to spend the rest of her life in the wilderness.
Darkness's eyes were swirling with tears as she frantically dragged Kazuma's bundle along: "Calm down... things haven't gotten to that point yet."
No matter how hard Kazuma tried, he couldn't shake off Darkness's pull: "How can I stay calm in this situation! Death penalty! This is definitely a death penalty! By the time the army comes to our door, it will be too late."
Look at what he's done! He stole from the royal treasury, forced his way into Alice's room, and even stole Alice's important ring... He's guilty of multiple crimes and deserves to die.
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