[A petty thug, looking like he'd been scolded and was crying, awkwardly punched Kazuma in the face: "How dare you look down on me!"]
[Alice, inside the bathhouse, realized her situation and cried out in anguish, "Eek!!"]
"Hahaha, what the hell is that expression? It's hilarious!"
Seeing this unfold as expected, everyone burst into laughter. After all, when they switched back to their bodies, the weak and helpless hamster face was absolutely hilarious!
However... Princess Alice is no pushover either. What exactly did she do to those thugs with Kazuma's body to lead to this bizarre turn of events?
Baka and Test: Summon the Beast
"Bang bang..." Akihisa almost ground his back teeth to powder, and knelt on the ground in great resentment, pounding on the ground: "Why...why is there a bunch of mosaics!"
The sullen pervert standing to the side, unable to bear the blow, was receiving a blood transfusion and desperately pleading, "In my next life... I want to be a programmer and remove all the censorship..."
"Sigh...isn't this just common sense? How can there be such a good thing in the world?" Yuuji sighed as he looked at the two utterly disappointed people. "You think everything can be broadcast?"
Hideyoshi pondered for a moment: "If Kazuma, who has switched back to his body, is getting beaten up..."
Although we don't know what Alice did, thankfully the switch was completed in time, otherwise Kazuma would have succeeded, and Alice would have gotten beaten up?
Bless the World
"Calm down, Kureya! I'm sorry, I also bear some responsibility for this..." At this moment, in the royal capital, Alice was trying her best to persuade Kureya.
She had taken off the magical device that she was wearing around her neck; it was indeed too dangerous.
She wasn't Aqua, nor was she stupid. The other party's intention to give this item to her brother was quite clear. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
At this moment, Kureya was as if she had turned to the dark side and couldn't hear anything. She kept muttering, "Kill him... that sadistic and lecherous guy must be killed!"
Meanwhile, Kazuma, far away in Axel, had already hidden himself in Wiz's shop to avoid the storm, simply because Darkness was wandering around with a red face and dragging her sword... ready to strike him at any moment!
Kazuma, hiding in the closet, sighed: "If we're going to be hunted down anyway, why risk it at a time like this? It's not worth it..."
At the victory celebration party that night, Kazuma was not only called an idiot by Aqua, but even Alice got angry. Feeling depressed, he could only go back to the hotel and cry his heart out!
The thief Chris also arrived; after all, that artifact was too dangerous and had to be retrieved.
Request flowers0
[Because if one of the bodies dies during the body swap, the original state cannot be restored! And depending on the method of use, it can even grant immortality.]
And so the two donned black robes and infiltrated the capital under the moonlight. To prevent their identities from being exposed, Kazuma even wore the mask given to him by Banir!
[However, Chris's use of the term "errand boy" sparked Kazuma's displeasure. To get rid of this nickname, Kazuma suggested deciding the winner by playing rock-paper-scissors...]
"Delivery boy, Her Highness the Princess lives here, right?"
"Yes, boss!" Kazuma replied honestly; this was the first time in his life he had lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.
The two then easily infiltrated the castle and immediately hid behind a pillar: "Boss, the enemy's sensory abilities have activated!"
[The two then activated their stealth abilities simultaneously. Kazuma intended to hide for a while, until he accidentally touched Chris's chest... and everything changed.]
"Assistant, we've already used stealth abilities, there's no need to get so close!" Chris tried to push away Kazuma, who was groping him.
Hearing this, Kazuma kept moving closer, saying, "We mustn't let our guard down, Boss! Get closer, faster!"
"I wonder if the people who gave this artifact to the royal family know about its function. If they do, then the person who gave it to them is definitely suspicious."
"With Kazuma's guts, he'd probably only use this thing for some perks at most; he never imagined it could be used to harm people..."
Looking at Kazuma, who was wearing a mask and had a completely different aura, everyone could only say... Handsome guy, who are you? Is this still the same sadistic Kazuma?
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"Pfft... Trying to play rock-paper-scissors with Lady Luck, huh? You're something else! Hahaha." Ishtar was amused. How could you possibly win like that?
Your luck stat is high, but their power is luck itself; how could they possibly outmaneuver Eris?
The wise king shook his head: "It's wishful thinking for just two people to invade the capital."
With a level comparable to that of a lowly nobody and a bunch of random skills, thinking he could break into the most heavily guarded royal capital is simply a pipe dream.
"Your Majesty, you can't say that. Kazuma's strength has never come from those random skills, but from his brain!"
Merlin, on the other hand, had complete confidence in Kazuma, even though so far he had shown the same sadistic and lecherous nature as always.
death world
"This guy, I thought you were really cool, but it turns out I overestimated you!" Kurosaki Ichigo looked at Kazuma, who was constantly rubbing against Chris, with a bit of embarrassment.
You little brat, even Chris is so ordinary, how could you sense this? Disgusting... utterly disgusting! That's the goddess Eris!
Ishida Uryu's glasses almost fell off: "As expected of you, you are truly invincible."
Dude, if you're going to be weird, at least consider the context! You're infiltrating the capital right now, and getting caught is a serious crime. Be serious!
I've never seen such a shameless person in my life. I have to say, Eris has a really good temper; there was no punishment or real action for this.
P.S.: I'll write about Kazuma's highlights according to the novel, as the anime made some changes.
Chapter 533 Forcibly Entering the Capital! Kazuma: I'm getting serious.
Their argument alerted the patrolling soldiers, but fortunately, they used stealth skills and remained undetected.
Chris breathed a sigh of relief after the guards left. "Assistant," he said, "if it's alright, I'd like to check out the city's treasury."
"There are two divine artifacts in the capital now, and the one that can control monsters might be in the city!"
Kazuma thought about it and agreed that it made sense, and began to plan his strategy: "The vault is on the second floor, so you don't have guards, but there's a strong barrier and traps..."
Chris smiled confidently and replied, "No problem, I came prepared!"
The two continued their journey through the spacious city, arriving at the entrance to the second-floor vault. Before them lay… an incredibly powerful barrier!
Chris pulled out a magical artifact that looked incredibly familiar to Kazuma and placed it on the barrier: "This was originally an artifact possessed only by demons; its name is Barrier Killer!"
"I heard it was sold by the Crimson Demon Clan. Although I don't know how they acquired it, I borrowed it from the noble who bought it!"
[As soon as he finished speaking, he placed the magical artifact on the barrier, fiddled with it for a moment, and the powerful barrier was instantly and easily dispelled.]
"Barrier Assassin, Magician Assassin... Just add 'assassin' to the effect and you have a name. So the naming conventions of the demon race are this abstract?"
"How else could the Crimson Demons have gotten this? It's because this is the equipment your little helper in front of you dropped from killing monsters..."
Seeing how easily the artifact destroyed the barrier, everyone couldn't believe that the Crimson Demon Clan's group of chuunibyou had just sold it off like that?
OVERLORD World
Upon hearing this, Old Bone suddenly realized: "Really? So it was borrowed? In that case, it makes perfect sense... my ass! He never intended to return it."
If secretly "borrowing" something and not returning it still counts as borrowing, then the question arises... does getting something for free count as prostitution?
Based on the behavior of those nobles before, which noble would be so kind as to lend their powerful items to a thief? They're lucky they weren't arrested.
Sebastian stroked his chin: "Now that I think about it carefully, this item called Barrier Killer, could it be just something that bald old man made on a whim again?"
"That's quite possible..." Old Bone thought back for a moment, thinking about how someone could come up with a name in this style.
Only that otaku reincarnation who can casually make any kind of prop, focusing on powerful effects and having a random name.
[After entering the vault, Kazuma used the light from his lighter to survey his surroundings, and all sorts of treasures came into view.]
"Huh? There's a trap here too. It seems like an alarm will go off if you take the treasure. It's best not to touch the collectibles unless you find the artifact!"
Chris gave Kazuma a special warning, after all, this guy was the most troublesome.
Kazuma, who had been specifically instructed, nodded: "Of course! What do you take me for?!"
The two then separated to search for the target artifact, but Kazuma didn't know what it looked like and could only rely on Chris, who possessed the ability to sense treasures.
Chris searched around for a moment, then said with some regret, "Little assistant, although there are many powerful items here, none of them are at the level of divine artifacts..."
At that moment, Kazuma suddenly noticed something in front of him and froze: "Isn't this a manga?"
Chris looked at the stunned Kazuma, hesitating to speak: "Um... if we take this away..."
Kazuma immediately understood, but he didn't intend to take it; he was just a little nostalgic: "I already have that manga, so it's not..."
As he spoke, Kazuma noticed another book next to the comic book and was immediately captivated, muttering to himself, "That's a supreme treasure!!"
That's right, that book was an invaluable treasure to him, the kind that would get him arrested just for carrying it on the street in Japan...
Chris, still unaware of the gravity of the situation, was comforting Kazuma: "Let's go, Assistant... Once the artifact is sealed, I'll collect a whole bunch of books from your country for you!"
[While Chris was speaking, Kazuma snatched the treasure without hesitation! The vault alarm immediately went off...]
Chris cried out in anguish, "Assistant-kun—!!"
Hearing the alarm, the guards rushed over, while Kazuma and Chris began to run for their lives!
"Damn it, what a terrifying trap! I never thought I'd fall for it too...!"
"Assistant, I'm going to have a talk with you about life later. You live such a wild life!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious... How dare you ask what kind of person you take me for? It seems the goddess's worries weren't unfounded."
"A dazzling array of treasures didn't sway you, but a pornographic book was right in front of you, and you didn't even hesitate for a moment... You really are something else, you scumbag."
Seeing that He Zhen had no resistance to a pornographic book, even people from other places watching the video were full of admiration, saying that he was a "talented person" with principles!
Gintama World
"What kind of trap is this... In the end, only you would fall for it!" Shinpachi looked at the cover and complained, his face red.
Gintoki grinned mischievously: "Shinpachi, didn't you fall for it too? The expression on your face isn't convincing at all!"
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