"I was about to ask you the same thing. The country is in crisis, what were you doing just now?" Hijikata Toshiro's forehead veins bulged. You still have the nerve to talk back to him? Your change of attitude is too fast!
"Calm down, Fourteen!" Only Kondo remained calm, his expression unchanged. "Kazuma is just going through a rebellious phase; he'll always have a few days when he doesn't listen to his mother." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Look, he's still willing to stand up for his country; he's a brave man full of a sense of justice!"
Fourteen, speechless, retorted, "Kondo-san, let's leave this kind of nonsense for tonight. So, is the wig just going through a rebellious phase? I've never seen such a long rebellious phase."
Ring ring ring... Just as Fourteen was about to say something, he took out his constantly ringing phone and answered it.
"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"
"Bang—" Fourteen forcefully squeezed the phone in half, utterly speechless: "Who cares about this?!"
Chapter 530 Kazuma, whose life was fleeting, was too ashamed to face anyone.
Although Kazuma looked very cool when he set off, he was almost in tears when he arrived at the city gate, where the staff member was holding Kazuma's adventurer card with a troubled expression...
"I'm sorry, but for adventurers below level 30..."
Fortunately, Kureya came to his rescue: "It's alright, this man has achieved many merits!"
A group of high-level adventurers nearby had also heard of Kazuma's heroic deeds and cheered him on!
Just as Kazuma was about to put on an act in front of Alice, Aqua tugged at his sleeve and said anxiously, "Kazuma-sama, I've learned my lesson!"
"For example, someone with a screw loose might use explosive magic to pull me in, or someone with a simple mind and strong muscles might gather monsters and pull me in too!"
Kazuma reached out and covered Aqua's mouth, saying in a very cool way, "The opponents are just a bunch of weaklings who rely on numbers. Let them see my true skills!"
"Oh—" The surrounding soldiers were all infected by He Zhen's ancient confidence, which greatly boosted their morale.
...Then the scene changes...
In the center of that familiar temple, Kazuma sat in a chair, wishing he could bury his head in his knees: "Long time no see, Lord Eris!"
The goddess Eris stared at Kazuma without speaking, and the air fell silent.
"Hahaha, weren't you so heroic just now? How did it all disappear in an instant? Haha, this transition is hilarious."
"The clever me... Pfft, hahaha, I can't believe these words actually came from the mouth of the goddess of wisdom."
Everyone watching the video was laughing hysterically; it was incredibly high-energy from start to finish—that's what you call dying at the speed of light! All they wanted to say to Kazuma was…
Hey bro! Weren't you just acting all cool? How come you're dead again in the blink of an eye?
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Fujimaru Ritsuka slapped herself across the face, utterly speechless: "What's going on, Kazuma! Why does something always go wrong when you try to act?"
Wasn't he looking pretty cool just a second ago? How come he's suddenly back in the temple space in the next shot? Have some embarrassment for us all!
Dr. Roman couldn't help but spit out the coffee he was drinking: "Although Aqua can revive us, this kind of death isn't a solution..."
You're the lowest-ranking person in the entire capital, so why are you putting on airs? Is this the legendary "praise to kill"? It's terrifying; even Kazuma has lost his mind.
Also, as a newbie who is less than level 30, you might be considered a piece of trash in the Demon King's army.
Da Vinci smiled upon hearing this: "Speaking of Aqua, this is probably the most self-aware she has ever been."
How many painful experiences must it have taken for an idiot to come up with this kind of experience! It seems that Aqua also deeply understands the pitfalls of having bad teammates.
[Eris and Kazuma fell into a long silence in the temple space... Then Kazuma slowly recounted what had just happened.]
Everything was fine until Kazuma used his bow and arrow to save Aqua, who was being threatened by the kobolds: "What are you doing?! She's a goddess, after all. What kind of image would it have to be captured by these kobolds who are considered mere trash?!"
Hearing this, Aqua was also spurred on and turned to charge into the monster horde: "God's Fist! God's Requiem... Flowers, Birds, Wind, and Moon..."
Just then, Kazuma spotted the lone kobold and drew his Chuchumaru from his waist: "A kobold, huh? For someone like me who's fought against the Demon King's army officers, this is a piece of cake."
Overjoyed, Kazuma started chasing the kobold around. Seeing the kobold jump down a small hill, Kazuma jumped down after it too.
"The Demon King's army, a threat to peace, has become the rust on this Chuchu Maru..." Kazuma's voice trailed off as he realized the situation.
[A swarm of kobold heads had already surrounded him, and by the time he realized what was happening, he was already encircled and killed by a large group of kobolds.]
Thus began the awkward scene between Kazuma and the goddess Eris in the temple...
[What should I do? This is so embarrassing! I was so smug before the battle, but I ended up getting ganged up on and beaten to death by kobolds.]
After watching this real death experience, everyone watching the video fell silent... It really got me hooked!
Your job level is low, and your skills are not suitable for combat; they are more suited for support. So why are you charging in with just a sword?
Sword Art Online World
Seeing Kazuma's bizarre death yet, Kirito's face darkened: "I finally understand, you can't praise Kazuma!"
Where's your bow and arrow? The bow and arrow that just saved Aqua? Do all archers these days have a melee mentality?
Why would a marksman like you bother with close combat using a knife?! You even chased him for miles.
Asuna felt embarrassed for him: "This is the first time I've seen Kazuma get tricked... uh, tricked by the small fry he mentioned."
Just like Kazuma said, it was really embarrassing. He was so smug before the battle, but he was killed by the weakling he looked down on the most!
OVERLORD World
"This dog-headed man, he'll surely be promoted and ennobled when he gets back!" Old Bone instantly became cautious; one really shouldn't underestimate any opponent.
Hero and Makoto, who had successively defeated several high-ranking officials, were both killed by a bunch of low-level thugs...
This feat, which even so many cadres couldn't accomplish, was somehow achieved by this group of little monsters.
Shalltear's smile froze: "This goddess really is... strong when facing strong opponents, and weak when facing weak opponents."
Even I can't withstand a single purification attack, yet you're still getting chased and beaten by weaklings. This is so embarrassing! (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Little did they know that Eris was embarrassed about something else entirely. Stroking her hair, her face flushed, she said, "...Sexual harassment is wrong!"
Kazuma, thinking the Eris girl was angry that her important follower had been harassed, quickly explained, "There was nothing I could do. When I grabbed her, with the size of her breasts, I thought she was a man!"
As they spoke, Kazuma noticed that the goddess Eris's face was flushed, and her eyes were brimming with tears, as if she were about to cry.
Kazuma immediately prostrated himself in apology: "I'm sorry, I won't make excuses anymore!"
[Afterwards, the goddess Eris asked Kazuma a favor: "This is a job that brings neither reward nor honor."]
"Could you please help me retrieve these artifacts...? One of them is an artifact that can summon monsters without any cost!"
"The other is a magical artifact that allows you to swap bodies with others! This has a time limit for use."
Type-Moon Absolute Demonic Front
“I knew it! The goddess Eris is Chris!” Ishtar smiled confidently, after all, it was common knowledge that Eris’s breasts were padded.
Inside the temple space, Chris could still feel ashamed of being taken advantage of by Kazuma before, and even their missions were the same as Chris's, which connected everything.
It should be a manifestation similar to oneself, or perhaps an avatar?
"Is that so? As expected of the goddess Ishtar, she is truly intelligent!" Merlin silently clapped his eyes, looking on with a face full of admiration.
After all, looking at Ishtar's confident demeanor, Merlin really didn't want to reveal that they had actually guessed it all along... ever since Chris stole the hammer that could produce gold coins.
Academy City World
Those who can study here aren't fools, so Misaka Mikoto and the others naturally came to this conclusion: "What Chris couldn't do, Eris did! Is this the advantage of having a secondary account?"
But Kazuma's words are like rubbing against Eris's wounds... Flat as a man, how could you say that!
Seeing the effects of the artifact, Kuroko finally understood why the goddess Eris had taken it back: "Big sister, these artifacts are so powerful!"
“Yeah…” Mikoto nodded blankly. Summoning monsters without any cost, isn’t this artifact a bit too overpowered?
But why is it that none of those reincarnated beings, despite possessing such outrageous items, have been able to successfully defeat the Demon King?
Since the effects of the artifacts are so overpowered, if Kazuma hadn't chosen Aqua and had instead seriously selected an artifact, given his intelligence, he might have been able to clear the game!
Chapter 531 Body Swap with the Princess, What a Scoundrel!
When Kazuma awoke in the temple, he saw Aqua holding a bottle of sake with a sly grin: "Welcome back, Mr. Kazuma, who was killed by the kobolds."
Meanwhile, the Demon King's army had been wiped out during the time Kazuma was dead!
[Aqua, who had been resurrected, wasn't idle either. She was seen reviving the dead adventurers while simultaneously pouring herself a drink!]
Darkness, upon learning of Kazuma's resurrection, rushed to the scene immediately, only to be stopped by soldiers who suddenly appeared. She exclaimed with admiration, "Your heroic figure, resisting powerful magic while charging into the heart of the Demon King's army, was absolutely stunning!"
[Immediately afterwards, Darkness was carried away by the cheering crowd. They had just carried one away, and now they were bringing over Megumin, who was unable to move.]
"The MVP of this war is about to pass, everyone get out of the way! Do you want to be blasted away by explosive magic?!"
[Megumin, carried on a stretcher as if on a sacred bridge, began to gloat. Then, a soldier nearby expressed a desire to witness other high-level magic!]
[Megumin, who only knew how to use Explosion Magic, broke out in a cold sweat, quickly pressing down the brim of her hat: "But now I've run out of magic... What a shame."]
The soldiers were already looking forward to tomorrow: "Of course, we can wait until tomorrow, Miss Megumin!"
Everyone looked at Huihui, who had dug her own hole, with mocking expressions. She must be sweating profusely... Kazuma, who was pretending last, was already on the verge of being caught off guard. He should run away overnight!
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Reinhardt smiled slightly: "Although I saw the goddess grinning like a sly fool right after I was resurrected, it gave me a strange sense of peace..."
No matter how you look at it, it's still incredibly impressive! Aqua's ability to revive without any cost is truly amazing; this is a power that only "gods" can possess.
"While his healing abilities are undeniable... he seems to drink a bit too much?"
Thinking of this, Reinhard shook his head helplessly. Although the goddess seemed to be reviving others with wine, she had definitely drunk some wine just now!
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