Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Shalltear glanced at Aqua on the screen with some disdain: "Is this goddess... always so free?"

If you have nothing to do, go do some quests! Why are you always causing trouble for Wiz? He's become a regular at the River of Three Crossings, showing up every single day without fail.

However, Barnier did a good job, turning Wiz's nearly bankrupt store into a place with long queues!

[Afterwards, the group arrived at Darkness's house to meet the princess and began selecting formal attire for Aqua and her companion.]

Aqua looked at her loose-fitting clothes and couldn't help but complain, "Hey, they're a bit too big. I wish I were a little thinner."

If Aqua's clothes simply couldn't fit because she wasn't big enough, then Megumin was much heavier; her clothes fell down as soon as she let go of them...

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[Megumi's eyes were silent, her expression devoid of emotion as she said, "Well, it just slipped down in a flash! Are there any smaller ones?"]

Darkness hesitated for a moment: "Yes, there are, but those dresses look like the ones I wore when I was little..."

In the end, Aqua and Megumin changed into matching decent dresses. Darkness couldn't help but remind them, "Don't do anything rude or say anything inappropriate; you could lose your head in a heartbeat."

Kazuma also had something he wanted to say to them: "If the princess says she wants me to go to her side, I might consider moving! Please be prepared for that!"

This left the other three completely bewildered. Before they reached the gate to meet the princess, Darkness reminded them again, "Listen carefully, I'll handle Princess Alice! You just need to eat and agree with me!"

Bless the World

"Sigh... well, the future is promising!" Kazuma patted Megumin's shoulder with a look of pity. This child must have suffered quite a blow.

He was serious about saying "the future is promising," after all, every girl in Crimson Demon Village seemed to have a good figure, so Huihui might have a chance.

"Hey, why are you looking at me with such pitiful eyes? Believe me or not, we'll die together." Huihui's eyes were lifeless, gathering magic power, ready to unleash an Explosion at any moment to take everyone down with her.

"Calm down, Megumin!" Aqua hugged Megumin and began to sob, "I don't want to sleep in the stables anymore! If the house is blown up, everyone will have to sleep on the streets!"

Meanwhile, far away in the capital, the First Princess Alice looked at her own barren chest...

After letting out a barely audible sigh, she puffed out her cheeks again: "Am I that scary...? Even if I say something inappropriate, it shouldn't cost me my head in a minute!"

P.S.: Finally, I have a chance to say thank you for the generous donations.

Chapter 523 When you're traveling, you have to give yourself your own identity! Just make it up!

As the door opened, Kazuma noticed the blonde beauty sitting in the center and instantly felt thankful that he hadn't been deceived by the world.

Aqua gently lifted the hem of her dress and gave an elegant bow: "I am Aqua, the High Priestess. It is my honor to meet you!"

"So, to show my sincerity, I'll accompany my greetings with my talent performance..."

Just as Aqua was about to show off her acrobatic skills, Darkness stopped her in time: "Excuse me! I suddenly have something to tell my companion."

While Darkness was distracted by Aqua, Megumin also became restless, quickly taking out a black cloak and draping it over herself, intending to give a grand self-introduction.

Darkness let out a strange cry and covered Megumin's mouth, dragging Aqua along while holding Megumin down, until they reached the wall.

"Hey, I told you I'd take this seriously, right?!"

At this moment, First Princess Alice, while looking at Kazuma, whispered something to the female knight accompanying her.

“You lowly commoner, royalty is not someone you can look directly at with such ill-mannered eyes. Lower your head and avoid eye contact!”

"Offer your greetings and adventure stories as soon as possible," the princess said, "that's what 'one three three' meant."

[Kazuma, who was still admiring the princess's cuteness, couldn't hold back after hearing this... He slowly let out a sigh of relief and said expressionlessly, "Get lost (from the novel)."]

Darkness, no longer caring about Aqua and Megumin, quickly restrained Kazuma and stepped in to smooth things over.

"Lady Alice, my companion is a little too nervous and excited. Please give me a moment!"

After saying that, he pulled Kazuma to a corner of the hall.

"This goddess is so serious, it almost scared me! Luckily, she still couldn't forget her beloved talent show! This is the right way to be a goddess at a banquet!"

"Get lost... Hahaha, to dare say such things to a noble princess in the Middle Ages, you're truly brave, aren't you afraid of losing your head!"

Watching this farcical banquet, those watching from outside the video were somewhat surprised to find that Kazuma was actually the most normal one.

Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero

"Haha, Kazuma-nii really doesn't tolerate anyone's bad temper." Natsuki Subaru was also a little embarrassed, having gained a new understanding of Kazuma's personality.

He truly is a champion of gender equality; he won't tolerate someone just because they're cute. He even dared to tell the princess to get lost in that situation—that's something else entirely.

Sigh... It's true that different people have different fates. We're both high school students who transmigrated to another world. If it were my own other world, I would definitely die if I said something like that.

Emilia touched her hair somewhat awkwardly: "It doesn't mean you have to be a lowly person to even open your mouth..."

This princess seems to have gone a bit too far. After all, Kazuma was a major contributor to the defeat of the Demon King's subordinates.

Kazuma and Aqua are both the type to give up easily, the kind who'd quit if they said they wouldn't. It would be troublesome if they actually quit.

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

Aileen looked at Darkness, who was busy running around, with great interest: "Now you know how difficult it really is?"

Usually, it's Kazuma who cleans up the messes for the squad, but now it's finally the other way around.

With a group of troublesome teammates, Darkness is truly exhausted and now she is finally experiencing what it means to have a difficult team to lead!

After a serious introduction, the princess wanted to give the idiotic goddess Aqua a live performance, Megumin's chuunibyou performance, and the last one was even more heavyweight, she started cursing on the spot!

None of them followed the plan; each one was more unique than the last.

Kazuma, who had high hopes for Alice, was immediately disillusioned. As he began arguing with Darkness in a corner, he heard Aqua's voice.

"It's finished!" Aqua instantly completed an incredibly precise colored sand painting: "From the room decorations to Your Highness's undeniable ahoge (cowlick), this is a masterpiece that I've perfectly showcased!"

[This made the princess blush, and she quickly covered her ahoge (cowlick) with both hands. Darkness, seeing this, hurriedly pulled Aqua away.]

However, Alice was very happy after seeing the sand painting and forgave them. They then went to the Evening Banquet.

"You must be the person the Demon Sword Hero spoke of! Come, let me hear your story! This is what the princess said..."

“Alright!” Kazuma then began to recount the story with smug satisfaction: “...Just like that, I didn’t hesitate to use myself as bait...all to create a weakness for Sylvia!”

Alice's eyes lit up as she listened to this thrilling story.

"This is the first time I've heard of someone fighting with your style. Until now, all I've heard are stories of indomitable heroes who single-handedly defeat monsters."

Kazuma, having sat back down in his chair, adopted a slightly somber posture and said in a deep voice:

"Well, Your Highness... perhaps it's because I, who frequently fight against unprecedentedly powerful opponents and strive to become stronger every day, am different from them."

"Hahaha, while you were arguing, our water goddess Aqua has already shown off her talents. She can do everything except for serious matters!"

The people watching the video looked at Kazuma with admiration. "You're really good at bragging!" they thought. "You've added a lot of your own embellishments and personal touches."

But then again, so the Demon Sword Hero Mitsurugi is really that famous? On the contrary, Kazuma, who has defeated the executives one after another, seems quite ordinary.

Academy City World

"With Aqua's skill, she'd never starve in this other world." Misaki Shokuhou stared at the exquisite picture book in a daze, finding it hard to believe that it was made in an instant.

If you could also change your brain, you wouldn't have any flaws... and you wouldn't have to specifically remind someone after drawing their ahoge (cowlick).

Meanwhile, in the other dormitory, Kuroko summarized Kazuma's statement: "To put it bluntly, they can't beat him, so they can only resort to sneak attacks!"

Misaka Mikoto nodded in agreement: "But Kazuma's eloquence is truly remarkable; everything except the last sentence is true."

"My goal every day is to become stronger..." When I first heard this, Misaka Mikoto almost burst out laughing.

She was genuinely curious about how He Zhen managed to say those words without batting an eye; he was quite the actor.

He's either just lazing around or on his way to lazing around every day! What does that have to do with getting stronger?

Otherwise, he wouldn't be the lowest level member in the entire squad!

"What kind of work did you do before becoming an adventurer? That's what the princess said, and I'm very curious. Please let me hear it too."

Upon hearing this, even Megumin and Darkness cast curious glances at him.

Kazuma's expression froze for a moment, then returned to normal, and he said with some sadness, "Before coming to this country, I was tasked with protecting my family's home!"

"Helping his craft every day, he guards that vital place from the clutches of calamity..."

"Even so, no one could understand! No one would give me a good review; looking back now, it really was a sad job."

The female knight pondered for a moment: "A profession like a castle guard? You too silently protect your homeland!"

At this point, Kazuma's expression turned sorrowful, and he continued with a melancholy look, "And some others came, saying they'd only sign for three months, but then they forced me to sign a contract... In short, all sorts of things happened."

Upon hearing this, even the female mage attendant beside the princess was surprised: "A contract needs to be signed? Did you defeat the demon all by yourself?"

Kazuma nodded: "That's right... We rest and recuperate during the day, and then go out in the evening to patrol the city quietly, helping to maintain order!"

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore... I'm laughing so hard I can't live anymore. I knew you were good at talking, but I didn't expect you to be this good. You've really gone to great lengths!"

"Talented, absolutely talented! He speaks so eloquently, and his reputation is self-made! No doubt about it."

The people watching the video were already laughing hysterically. What a pathetic job it is, even if not understood by everyone...

It's just a stay-at-home job! But he made it sound like something amazing.

Azure Sea World

"This...it's simply the art of language!" Kohei was moved to tears. As a fellow otaku, he now knew how to proudly introduce himself in the future.

Master, truly a master! I take back your previous title of being a lecherous and sadistic king; from now on, you are my faith.

Kitahara Iori stared speechlessly at Kohei, who was standing there like a pilgrim. Was this what otaku felt? Surely not?