Aqua gently stroked Kazuma's hair with maternal love: "It's okay... Kazuma-san!"

Darkness glanced at Kazuma, who was sobbing, and said with a look of disgust, "Kazuma, is this how you write letters to your parents...?"

Huihui continued, "All the women in the world are giving you the eye?? How dare you write that..."

How thick-skinned must one be to write such shameless words? She squirmed between the lines and gleaned two words... Peach! He's dreaming.

And it's true that women all over the world, but in Axel, they all cast their gazes at Kazuma, though they all looked at him as a scumbag.

The next day, Kazuma leaned against the windowsill with his arms crossed, looking like a handsome, ascetic man, his gaze drifting into the distance, occasionally clutching his head and letting out strange cries.

This startled the others. They then went to the Adventurers' Guild for a big meal. Duster sidled up to Kazuma from behind: "You've been doing well lately, haven't you? Treat me to a meal too..."

[Ever since Kazuma dealt with Sylvia, he's been having nightmares frequently, and he even gets a sudden panic attack if someone stands behind him.]

[Startled, Kazuma immediately turned around and grabbed Duster by the collar, yelling in a panic, "Don't stand behind me!!"]

This startled everyone present, and after they had eaten and drunk their fill, Kazuma made a decision: "I'm going to become a monk!"

Aqua didn't seem to mind; in fact, she even made a recommendation: "Since you're going to become a nun anyway, I strongly recommend you join the Axis Cult."

"Shut up, that's the one place I will never go." Kazuma poured himself a glass of wine and slowly explained the reason: it was entirely because he had misjudged the peach blossom season.

All she gained was the loss of her chastity due to the orc attack, and the emotional trauma of dying alongside the chimera!

[Upon hearing this, Aqua gently hugged Kazuma's head: "You must be exhausted. For someone like you to issue a divine decree, the doctrines of the Axis Cult..."]

Kazuma immediately covered his ears, struggled to his feet, and strode towards the door: "I'm going to change my class from adventurer to monk, don't get in my way!"

"Is it time to end this fearless adventure?" The burly man in pink overalls raised his glass to Kazuma with a serious expression, as if he had a story to tell.

"However, it's good to have periods like this, especially for young people, after all, they have unlimited potential!"

Kazuma gave a cool, knowing smile: "Thanks."

"Wait, who is this abstinent handsome guy?! This must be a fake, the king of the weirdo world can't be this handsome."

"Hahaha, what a great saying, 'Don't stand behind me!' Was that why Madara hated people standing behind him back then?"

After hearing Kazuma's explanation, the people watching the video felt pity. What a pitiful child, what a legendary life!

First, he almost lost his virginity to the female orc, and then he was forced to commit suicide with Sylvia. Any normal man would be shocked by this!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Rin Tohsaka slapped her forehead, exasperated by Aqua's lack of intelligence: "Kazuma's already said he's going to become a monk, and he still can't resist promoting his Axis religion..."

That's not called joining a cult, it's like dying on the spot! Kazuma just has a psychological problem, it doesn't mean he's stupid. Who would join that inexplicable cult?

Also, if Kazuma were to become a monk, would you go fight the Demon King? Without Kazuma's brain, you'd definitely lose, Goddess!

After putting himself in Kazuma's shoes, Emiya Shirou shuddered: "It's truly a bitter pill to swallow, and a pain in the heart."

Kazuma's experiences in Scarlet Devil Village could fill a book, and he's already come up with a title: "My Another World Romantic Comedy Is Definitely Problematic!"

Ilya stared at the burly man in the pink tank top with a dark expression: "Here we go again, you old man who only knows how to talk cool."

This is so perfect! This guy always says cool quotes out of nowhere. He has a tough guy vibe, but his profession is just a tailor.

Yet, he has so many dramatic moments, giving the impression that his entire being is brimming with stories.

After finding the receptionist and receiving a guidebook, Kazuma didn't forget to confess his feelings to her before leaving: "Thank you for taking care of me, and also, I used to have feelings for you!"

Following the directions in the guide, he packed his things, shouldered his luggage, and embarked on his journey to become a monk!

While Megumin and Darkness were still trying to persuade Kazuma to give up, Aqua, with a cookie in her mouth, mumbled, "Don't worry, he'll definitely remember the sparkling wine by evening."

Kazuma turned and started arguing with Aqua: "Ugh, this is so annoying! My resolve is stronger than that rocky mountain!"

As the two argued, Megumin, who had been unjustly mocked, suddenly became enraged: "I'll crush Kazuma's resolve, Explosion!"

A deafening explosion followed, instantly leveling the mountain that Kazuma had just pointed to. The group, left with no other option, decided to spend the night there and continue their journey the next day.

[So Kazuma volunteered to keep watch, saying he was used to staying up all night. Megumin was immediately surprised: "You're used to staying up all night? What kind of life did you live before?"]

Hearing this, Kazuma stared at the flames, lost in thought: "Let me think... I remember charging into enemy lines with my comrades, defeating the big boss, working tirelessly day and night, doing all sorts of crazy things!"

"Amazing..." Darkness and Megumin were both incredulous: "It doesn't feel like you're lying at all."

"I could definitely sense a certain confidence about Kazuma!"

[Faced with Kazuma's cool statement, only Aqua remained unmoved: "Hey, isn't that just an online game..."] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hahaha 307, Aqua truly understands Kazuma best. To be honest, I even doubt whether Kazuma will turn his head away immediately upon seeing the temple."

"One bomb a day, if this keeps up, we'll probably have to redraw the map every month!"

The people watching the video were stunned. Good heavens, a single nuclear bomb turned the mountain into flat ground. No wonder you're in debt. With a bomb like that, no amount of money could cover your losses.

Gabriel DropOut

Upon hearing Kazuma's description, Gabriel smiled knowingly: "From now on, you are my best friend!"

Listen to her description! She's just playing video games all night and she's making it sound like an amazing adventure. When she returns to the Celestial Realm, she'll definitely describe it the same way.

Vinette was speechless: "To put it bluntly, it's still just playing video games..."

It's no wonder there's no hint of lying, because there's no lying at all; in a sense, it's the same as what He Zhen said—it's all true.

These were all facts that He Zhen had personally experienced, but he put them in a different way to make them sound so sophisticated. That's the art of language.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

This was the first time Akihisa had heard such a statement, and he struck a cool pose, feeling a sense of empathy: "Hmph, so I did something amazing every night too."

Akihisa had one foot on the table, his elbow resting on his knee, and his fist supporting his head. Anyone who didn't know better would think he had saved the world.

"Stop it, Akihisa!" Hideyoshi looked at Akihisa expressionlessly: "No matter how cool you sound, you're just a shut-in who stays up all night playing video games."

Seeing how convinced Megumin and Darkness were, Hideyoshi sighed. Kazuma was taking advantage of them because they had never played online games.

Low EQ: Playing games all night long, so a habit of staying up late! ... High EQ: Fighting alongside comrades to break through enemy lines and defeat bosses, working tirelessly without sleep!

He even made a big deal out of playing an online game! That's the benefit of having a brain—high emotional intelligence in his speech!

Chapter 520 The Joyful Girl, the Veteran Actors' Value!

[Time quickly passed into the dead of night. After Aqua and Darkness had fallen asleep, Megumin looked at the night sky and placed her hand on Kazuma's hand.]

"If only it could always be like this... if only it could always be like this, that we could all live together."

Kazuma froze, his hand being held felt like it was broken, and he dared not move. He quickly turned his head away and began a new round of brainstorming...

[What a sweet and sour atmosphere! What should I do? Why did they suddenly take my hand... Is my love life about to begin?!]

Is this an invitation? Should I say something nice now? Who can say anything?! Don't underestimate us innocent boys!

Stay calm, take a deep breath!

Kazuma took a deep breath, his face covered in cold sweat, then turned to look at Megumin, flashing what he thought was a cool smile: "Megumin... I... I really shouldn't become... a monk..."

Before he could finish speaking, he discovered that Huihui was already fast asleep, drooling at the corner of her mouth.

Kazuma's face immediately turned bright red, and tears of grievance were about to stream down his face!

"Hey, look at you, so pathetic! What's the point of brainstorming at a time like this? You're usually so crazy, how come you become so innocent at times like this!"

"Haha, this kind of plot development is just perfect! I knew it wouldn't be serious!"

Seeing Kazuma's innocent young man being toyed with by a scumbag woman, the people watching the video couldn't help but burst into loud laughter.

Don't expect to find any sentimental scenes in this bizarre and absurd world; it's impossible!

Azure Sea World Qi Ershan Ling Shi Jiu Qi Shan Si f Yue + Yi

"Pure-hearted boy, pfft...!" Upon hearing this, Iori couldn't help but spill the wine she had just drunk onto Kohei's face.

"Ahem...pure-hearted? Hahaha, the most absurd person says he's pure-hearted." This is just as ridiculous as Kohei saying he's not an otaku and hates magical girls.

After wiping the alcohol off his face, Kohei smiled kindly and handed Iori a glass of water: "You must be tired from laughing. Have some water and rest."

"Thank you!" Iori thanked her, then picked up the cup and gulped it down... before smashing the cup on the ground: "What the hell is this?!"

The suspicious liquid remaining in the cup evaporated completely in an instant after being poured onto the ground…

Looking at Kazuma, who was on the verge of tears on the screen, Azusa chuckled softly, "He's really cute..."

He's usually unserious and can be as eccentric and shameless as you want, but he unexpectedly becomes innocent in situations like this.

Huihui is really something, falling asleep at this crucial moment. It's not easy to get a pure-hearted girl to muster up the courage.

[And so the next day arrived. Huihui, realizing she seemed to have done something the previous night, kept muttering to herself. Then, the group found a green-haired girl sitting on a wooden stake at the entrance to the woods.]

The girl's right foot and arm were wrapped in bandages stained with blood; she frowned frequently, looking like she was in great pain.

"That child is injured!" Aqua, noticing the bloodstains, immediately approached the girl with concern: "Are you alright?"

Kazuma silently pressed down on Aqua's shoulder: "That's a monster in its mimicry form... My enemy perception skill is frantically reminding me of that."

But seeing the girl's teary eyes, Aqua couldn't resist the urge to go and treat her!

Kazuma pulled out the guide and patiently began reading: "The Girl of Peace and Tranquility is an extremely dangerous monster that evokes a strong protective instinct in passing travelers!"

"The kinder a person is, the more easily they are ensnared by this monster. Please be extra careful!"

Even so, Megumin and Darkness were almost at their limit, looking at the girl's pitiful appearance.

"Kazuma, that girl gave us a forced smile, waving goodbye. Can't we go and hug her?"

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