Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

As a veteran member, Akihisa was even more furious, his teeth practically grinding to powder: "He already has three harem members, yet he still won't let go of the gentle and kind goddess Eris!!"

Yuuji glanced at the idiot: "Where did you get the idea that Kazuma has three harems...?"

Mio Hachiko from "Akihime Mioko's Guide" said matter-of-factly, "That's how it is in RPG games. In the same party, as long as there are girls, they're all in the hero's harem!"

"...You're a genius." Yuuji had nothing to say about this reason.

These three eccentric teammates are so obviously disliked that they're practically ready to be reincarnated and choose a new life.

More than that, he was curious about what those perverted teammates had done to Kazuma's body. Judging from their reactions, something was definitely wrong...

Chapter 484 The Holy Sword Excalibur, Aqua's Contempt.

Back home, Darkness's behavior was also unusual; every time she saw him, she would blush and look away for some reason.

It wasn't until he saw the mirror while showering that Kazuma realized something was wrong. Without a word, he rushed out, shouting, "Megumin!! Where's Megumin?!"

“Megumi said she’s going to stay at Youyou’s for a few days… Ah—!” Darkness answered instinctively, but upon seeing Kazuma naked, she quickly buried her face in the magazine in embarrassment.

In contrast to the shy Darkness, Aqua remained unmoved, sprawled on the sofa with one hand supporting her head: "Hey... Kazuma, it's a good thing to be confident in yourself, but being too flamboyant isn't good!"

Kazuma's entire face turned bright red, his teeth clenched, and his eyes were bloodshot: "Idiot... you were there when Megumin was writing something on me, how dare you!"

"What the hell is Excalibur, the Holy Sword?!"

[On Kazuma's abdomen, the words "Excalibur" were written in colored pen... and there was even an arrow pointing downwards.]

[Aqua's gaze seemed to carry a hint of mockery, and she didn't forget to curl the corners of her mouth into a contemptuous smile: "Heh..."]

"Haha, now I know why Huihui went to stay at her friend's place for a few days. If she doesn't lay low for a while, she'll be beaten to death by Kazuma sooner or later."

"This is hilarious! Now I finally know what Huihui and the others did to Kazuma's body. They really don't stand on ceremony... Hahaha."

"Pfft... Hehe, Aqua is indeed a walking joke. That cold laugh at 30 was really meaningful. It felt like Kazuma was being looked down upon."

Not only was the Holy Sword Excalibur written on it, but it was also thoughtfully marked with an arrow, as if afraid no one would notice it, right?! I wonder what a certain Saber-like king would think if he saw this.

This time, everyone almost died laughing. As expected of a worldly goddess, that smug expression was just too funny. This was a mockery from the goddess herself.

For a man, nothing could be more devastating. Hopefully, Aqua's calm and dismissive attitude won't leave Kazuma with any psychological trauma...

Everyone discovered that this video was truly addictive; the jokes were just too frequent. It was best not to watch it while eating, or you might choke to death.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Seeing this, Rin Tohsaka blushed a little. Did Kazuma's teammates really have no sense of shame? They could do such a thing.

"But speaking of the Holy Sword..." The others seemed to be glancing at the serious-looking Saber, some of them hesitant to speak.

"..." Feeling everyone's gaze, Artoria exuded a cold aura and said seriously, "Actually, I am the Lion King, a Lancer-class descendant, and my Noble Phantasm is the Holy Lancer Rungomminiad!"

Artoria, who exudes a cold aura, does have a bit of the Lion King's temperament, but the ahoge (cowlick) on her head completely betrays her.

Seeing Artoria deceiving herself, the others wisely nodded and looked away, fearing that Excalibur might strike.

As the only two remaining men in the Emiya family, Shirou Emiya and Archer whispered to each other, "As everyone knows, Excalibur is transparent, so... it was me who saw it...?"

Hong A was stunned, as if he never expected that his past self could have thought of this, but he didn't know how to answer the question.

After all, Aqua's meaningful and contemptuous smile contained quite a lot of information.

Azure Sea World

"To be honest, I don't understand what's so embarrassing about Darkness?" Kitahara Iori seemed a little confused. After all, it's just a holy sword, why make such a fuss?

"That's right!" Kohei put his arm around Iori's neck, clinked glasses with her, and then downed his flammable oolong tea in one gulp.

The two people speaking were completely naked and acted with complete composure, as if they knew nothing of shame, having grown accustomed to it.

Isn't it common sense to take off your clothes while drinking?! The Holy Sword has been exposed countless times, yet Qian Sha and the others haven't shown any significant reaction?

Watching the group of seniors playing baseball punches, completely naked... Yoshihara Airai couldn't help but cover her face with her hands, not because she felt ashamed, but because she couldn't keep up her composure about her own routine.

[Kazuma and Megumin were already furious, but when Megumin pushed open the door and came back, she saw a very strange scene.]

"I've already poured you the finest black tea, Kazuma-san!" Aqua elegantly handed the brewed tea to Kazuma.

Kazuma, dressed in a bathrobe, sat gracefully on the sofa, gently sipping a freshly brewed cup of black tea…

"It's just a cup of hot water!" He commented calmly and with a smile, showing no anger and appearing very elegant.

[It's probably because Aqua accidentally touched the tea while brewing it, causing it to turn into boiling water.]

Aqua, unusually, didn't make a scene. Instead, she smiled gently and said, "I really am, I forgot without even realizing it! Haha."

[Looking at the two so calm and collected, Megumin was almost dumbfounded. Kazuma and Aqua seemed like completely different people, exuding elegance to the extreme.]

"You guys are disgusting!!"

[Megumi thought that what she had done to Kazuma had shocked him into a daze, so she hurriedly bowed to Kazuma repeatedly, saying, "I apologize for what happened a few days ago. Please turn back into the Kazuma you used to be!"]

"That matter? I don't care about such trivial things anymore. Rich people don't argue, you know?" Kazuma's eyes were clear and sincere, and he even smiled at Megumin...

"Instead of that, Huihui, would you like to come and have some tea? I've got some really good tea leaves."

Looking at the magnanimous Kazuma, Megumin looked like she was about to cry: "It's all my fault, I'm begging you, please turn back into the old Kazuma! The current Kazuma is really disgusting."

Even after being told he was disgusting by Megumin, Kazuma remained calm and composed, saying, "I haven't always been like this."

“What have you been saying all this time? Haven’t I always been like this?”

"In the blink of an eye, what exactly happened...? Are these two elegant young noblemen and ladies really that sadistic and idiotic goddess?"

"Such a harmonious scene looks so out of place on you guys! I must be looking at it wrong, or I've wandered onto the wrong set."

Everyone subconsciously rubbed their eyes, wondering if they were still half asleep or had woken up too quickly! They actually saw the calm and collected Demon King and the elegant Aqua.

"Seriously, who are you, handsome guy? You look completely different now."

Such a serious conversation might be normal for others, but it's quite unusual for them.

In the Demon King's Castle, let's talk about goodnight world.

"Slap—" Upon seeing this, the Demon King Twilight subconsciously slapped himself. The pain on his face confirmed that he was not dreaming.

"They must be fake!" Huang Hun still couldn't believe the facts before her eyes. After all, the real ghostly absurdity was so deeply ingrained in people's minds that she was not used to the elegant absurdity.

The husky seemed unsure: "It probably hit its head."

Looking at the two people on the screen who were still calm and collected, Huang Hun felt uneasy all over and got goosebumps: "Can you really bump your head into two people at once?"

What exactly happened between this brave man who does nothing productive all day and this crazy, mentally challenged goddess?

At this moment, Darkness beckoned to the completely confused Megumin and then told her what had happened in the past few days...

[Let's rewind to the morning after Huihui ran away.]

"That damn little brat, when she gets back, I'm going to strip her naked!" Kazuma, dressed in his tracksuit, was furiously raging.

"It's so noisy so early in the morning." Aqua, lying on the sofa with one hand propping up her head, looked at him with a hint of disdain, then her tone became somewhat smug.

"Let's all live a more peaceful life like me. Since I returned to the mansion yesterday, I haven't moved an inch except to shower and change clothes."

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Kazuma thought it was Megumin and rushed to the door, but when he opened it, it was actually Barnier!

[He's here to discuss business with Kazuma. Aqua couldn't sit still any longer and slowly stood up: "Hey, I said... how did you get into this mansion?"]

"Ah, it's that half-baked thing. Was it some kind of barrier? It's so fragile. I thought it was a failed attempt by some novice priest."

Hearing Banir's taunts, Aqua naturally retorted, "Oh dear, you look completely disheveled, Mr. Super Strong Demon?"

"Oh dear, what should we do? I heard you're a duke from hell, but I never imagined a barrier of this magnitude would torment you so badly."

With a smirk, Aqua enthusiastically poked around at Banir's body, which showed clear signs of decay.

"I knew that elegant Aqua from before was a fake, the real one is right here!"

Seeing Aqua, who was inherently lazy and lay on the sofa all day after taking a shower without moving, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. That's more like it.

As expected, the eccentric Kazuma and the silly Aqua are more pleasing to the eye. Perhaps it's because of preconceived notions, but the two elegant idiots from before felt too out of place.

"Haha, so it was all an act. Isn't this just suffering for the sake of saving face... The barrier set up by the goddess is still quite restrained."

Everyone looked at Banir, whose body was covered in cracks and dust, yet whose mouth remained stubborn, with admiration... At this moment, he didn't forget to mock Aqua, "You are truly brave!"

Chapter 485 Why work if you have money?

Shen Yong World

"Aqua, look how lazy you've become, and yet you're so smug about it?"

Ristarte looked at Aqua speechlessly. She had seen lazy people before, but she rarely saw one this lazy, lying on the sofa without moving for a whole day.

Where's the thrilling adventure I was promised?! What about my mission as a goddess? Don't you want to go back to the realm of the gods?

If you've got an idea, hurry up and take your monstrous hero to defeat the Demon King, you fallen goddess! Stop idling around all day.

Ignoring the complaining goddess with exaggerated facial expressions, Seiya instead looked at Banir with heightened vigilance, revealing in every way that he was different from ordinary demon lord executives.

Although Barnier was somewhat stubborn, the fact that he dared to mock Aqua so directly showed that he did have some confidence.

[Barnier seemed unconcerned about his constantly crumbling body, continuing to laugh happily: "Hahaha, this body is just a model made of clay. I'm only interested in the plastic barrier outside."]

"But for a newly minted priest, it's not bad, well... at least that's in terms of humans."

Hearing Barnier's taunts, Aqua frowned, forced a smile, and, like a thug, moved closer, staring intently at him.

The two started glaring at each other like children, and as the argument escalated, Kazuma quickly ran over to mediate, since the other party had come to discuss business.