"Ya-me-lou!!"
"Give me your memories and your life!!"
"Take the memories, but leave me my life!"
At this moment, Iori was also running wildly through the dark forest of the deserted island. Judging from Chisa's staggering steps, she was probably quite drunk.
"Give up before you fall down—"
Iori turned around but didn't see Chisa anywhere, so she stopped abruptly. Giving up so easily was unlike Chisa's style.
"Could it be that the effects of the alcohol kicked in and he passed out?" Thinking this, Iori spotted a shoe on the edge of the cliff, and her face immediately turned extremely anxious and terrified.
Looking up, it seemed there was a figure lying below...
"Chisa—!!" In her panic, Iori couldn't care less about anything else and slid straight off the cliff: "Ouch...it hurts..."
As soon as she hit the bottom of the cliff, Iori, ignoring her burning, throbbing wounds, scrambled to the figure's side, crying, "Are you alright, Sen..."
His words trailed off. In the dim moonlight, he recognized the face of the person in his arms—it wasn't Chisa at all, but Kudo, who had inexplicably fallen unconscious there!
"It's you again!!"
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Gintama World
"Why did President Kudo suddenly appear in this supposedly touching scene?!" Shinpachi pointed at the screen with trembling fingers, his face filled with utter despair.
Following the standard plot development...
Shouldn't this be the moment when Chisa and Iori spend a night alone at the bottom of the cliff, pouring out their hearts to each other under the starry sky, their feelings rapidly growing, and then naturally confirming their relationship?
Finally, hand in hand, they walk into the grave of marriage... oh no, I mean the hall of matrimony?!
"But...why does the tennis club president randomly appear at such a crucial moment?!"
"This isn't a monster spawn point in an RPG game!"
Since you're the tennis club president, where's your light-based shot? Where's your black hole?
Where have all those unscientific tennis skills gone?
Why did you fall off a cliff like an ordinary passerby? Baka yarou!
"It must be that one, Shinpachi." Gintoki, still looking lazy, explained with a straight face and dead fish eyes.
"He must have wanted to practice his ultimate move—Hamehameha—with complete concentration on the edge of a deserted cliff."
"He probably used too much force and fell down on his own..."
In a deserted place like this, everyone would want to let loose and practice their "ha meha meha" properly.
While eating vinegared kelp, Kagura mumbled an indistinct jab: "Or maybe she was practicing the Specium Ray on the edge of a cliff and slipped, aru!"
"How is this possible? You two idiots!" Shinpachi pointed at the screen in frustration, offering a helpless retort to the two of them.
What kind of moves does the tennis club president practice, like the "Hameha Memeha" and the "Specium Ray"?
If you're going to practice, go practice your topspin serve! At least that's a tennis skill!
"You're back, Chisa! Where have you been?"
“A simple hunt…” Chisa had already staggered back to the camp: “I almost killed him.”
Meanwhile, Otoya was somewhat worried about Iori, since she hadn't returned for so long; perhaps something had happened to her.
"I'll go look for him," said Otoya, and he was about to head into the forest to search for him when Chisa stopped him.
“Here, take this…” Chisa shoved the cold harpoon into Otoya’s hand: “Found it, please finish the job.”
Meanwhile, the two people at the bottom of the cliff tried everything to get there, but to no avail. Now they could only wait for someone to come and rescue them.
“However…” Kudo deliberately dragged out his words, using a sarcastic tone to mock, “You actually confused my girlfriend with mine.”
"How can you blame me? It's like a shoe falling off a cliff, and then I saw someone like this at the bottom of the cliff from my home!"
[As she spoke, Iori immediately lay down on the ground, perfectly mimicking Kudo's embarrassing state when he was unconscious.]
"Kitahara-kun!!" Otoya's startled cry came from above the cliff.
[Having witnessed Iori "struggling in agony" on the ground, and combining that with the lone shoe on the edge of the cliff, a terrifying conclusion instantly formed—]
"Hold on!" Without hesitation, Otoya slid off the cliff, his face filled with anxiety and determination.
"Speaking of which, is this shoe some kind of double-edged sword? History always repeats itself!"
"As it turns out, never leave your shoes on the edge of a cliff; their ability to lure you far surpasses any advanced trap! Their allure is even more outrageous than the song of a siren!"
Seeing the trio successfully "meet" at the bottom of the cliff, the onlookers couldn't bear to watch and covered their faces with their hands. Was that shoe some kind of magic that could distort human perception?!
Each time a rescuer joins, the total number of people needing rescue increases by 1...
What kind of infinitely proliferating rescue paradox is this?!
If this trend continues, by daybreak, the entire PAB club and the tennis club will probably be having a team-building activity at the bottom of this cliff...
Chapter 1438 Wild Whiskey, The Blue Sea Ends!
Upon seeing Otoya's arrival, Iori and Kudo thought they were saved, but unfortunately, Otoya's phone was also out of battery.
The only piece of "equipment" he had that could actually be used was a comically shaped octopus toy.
[To this, Otoya scratched his face somewhat embarrassedly and explained, "Chisa-senpai insisted that I bring a harpoon... so... I just grabbed this and made do..."]
Iori reached out and took the somewhat familiar octopus toy, examined it for a moment, and noticed a button on the back. Without thinking, she pressed it.
[In an instant, a loud and familiar electronic sound effect rang out from inside the octopus toy: "Balance dissolves, sea surface evaporates! A magical wand wave—transform into magical girl Lala!"]
"Wow, it even has voiceovers." Iori's lips twitched as she listened to the ridiculously over-the-top chuunibyou lines. "Looks like something Kohei would like..."
[The words had barely left his lips when Kohei, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, precisely caught the faint yet incredibly clear magical girl transformation lines piercing through the air!]
His mind went blank for a moment, all reason and awareness of reality completely overwhelmed by this "divine summons"!
"Lala-chan—!!!" Kohei let out a heart-wrenching scream, his body reacting before his brain, plunging off the edge of the cliff without hesitation.
【Then……】
[Trapped Person 1.]
"Brother... if I may ask, why does everyone else slide down, but you just dive straight down?!"
"So, is this some kind of Calabash Brothers saving their grandpa game? The rescue team hasn't arrived, but the number of people needing rescue is increasing..."
Seeing Kohei suddenly appear from some unknown dimension, the onlookers sighed wearily. Was there some other dimension at the bottom of this cliff?
Why is it only taking in and not giving out?!
Especially that octopus toy, can you just press it to precisely summon Kohei across terrain?
If this thing were in the Type-Moon universe, it could probably summon King Solomon right away!
After all, Merry-chan is a magical girl!
Grand Carnival World
"Is the power of idols really that great...?" Mashu looked at Kohei, who suddenly appeared as if he had been teleported through space, her eyes filled with incomprehensible shock.
"What on earth did this thing come from?!"
What shocked her most was Kohei-senpai's unparalleled super hearing—
It's unbelievable that they could accurately detect Lala's call from such a distance...
"Mashu!"
Suddenly, Gudako crossed her arms, a deep expression appearing on her face that was completely different from usual. She spoke in a world-weary tone, as if she had seen through the ways of the world.
"After witnessing countless outrageous events, I finally came to realize a cruel truth..."
"Human beings have their limits—"
“I see.” Mashu’s eyes were vacant, her expression numb like that of a broken doll, as she mechanically replied, “So, you’ve finally decided not to be human anymore, senpai?”
"No!" Gudako shook her head vigorously, then clenched her fists, her eyes blazing with fury: "So I've decided—to debut as an idol!!"
puff--
Mashu, who had become accustomed to her senior's various whimsical ideas, completely broke down, screaming in despair, "Why did the conclusion have to be becoming an idol! Senpai!!"
"No, no, no, Mashu! To be precise," Gudako corrected earnestly, "it's to save humanity, so I have to debut as an idol!"
As she spoke, Gudako pointed to Kohei, who was still at the bottom of the cliff on the screen: "Just a line from a toy can make someone break through spatial limitations and teleport instantly!"
And that's the power of idols—Magical Girl Lala!
"But what does this have to do with saving humanity?!" Mash covered her face in despair. "Besides, the idol race is already crowded enough in Chaldea!"
"Miss Ji of the Ministry of Justice spends all day doing live streams from her room, and Miss Ereshkigal even did a live stream match-up last time..."
"Senior, please stop causing trouble!"
Wait, wait a minute? The power of a magical girl?
Seeing Gudako's eagerness, Mashu seemed to realize something, and her face visibly turned to despair.
Senior... do you also want to debut as a magical girl?!
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