The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

"Haha, sir, this must be a joke, right?"

"..."

"Ha...ha..." Topa felt like he was about to stop laughing.

Although Toppa couldn't see Chen Li's expression hidden under the Golden Houmu King's coat, Toppa could see the expression of the Black Tower next to him.

Hey, Ms. Black Tower, why do you look so thoughtful?

"Haha, of course I'm just kidding. How could a Star Destroyer possibly be both a Star God and a Star Destroyer?" Chen Li suddenly said.

"【Star Destroyer】is not enough? What if we add 【God】?" Black Tower suddenly asked.

"..."

"..."

"Let's change the subject," Estella said, feeling that the topic was too heavy, so heavy that Toppa didn't dare to continue speaking.

“Indeed. Take Black Tower, for example. How about you bet me that a new member of the Genius Club will emerge within 10 days?” Chen Li also changed the subject.

Chen Li could keep Wilvi in ​​line for a while, but he believed that Wilvi would not stay in line forever.

“How is that possible? The last member of the Genius Club besides you was Stephen, and that was... it hasn’t been that long.” Black Tower suddenly realized this.

So, shall we bet?

"No gambling." Black Tower shook his head decisively.

"It's pointless." Chen Li opened his hand, flicked the forced transaction coins he had been holding tightly, and then put them away.

"I knew you were up to no good! What are you going to do with the forced transaction gold coins?!"

"Hmm, what forced transaction gold coins, these are merit gold coins." Chen Li caught the flying gold coin and threw it directly into his mouth.

This was Chen Li's first time tasting praise for lofty morality, and the taste... was not bad.

"I believe you ghost!"

"Anyway, does nobody here want to invest in this project? This is a great opportunity to get someone into the Genius Club. I bet my friend can definitely get in! After all, she's a fraudulent genius. So genius that if she thinks she can learn something, she can learn it!" Chen Li said confidently.

"If you're so confident, you might as well talk to the God of Joy. Maybe He'll invest in this project," Black Tower said casually.

How do you know I didn't tell the God of Joy? Aren't I telling him right now?

Chen Li had a smile on his face.

Of course, Chen Li didn't mean that Black Tower, Estádio, Toppa, or even Zhang Zhang were the God of Pleasure. Rather, Chen Li felt that the God of Pleasure had been spying on him, just like that big machine head.

Chen Li wanted to take this opportunity to help Wilvi acquire more Pleasure Attributes so he could use them to create artifacts, since Pleasure Attributes were really useful.

What if the Star God of Joy didn't spy on Chen Li?

Then let's just say Chen Li was putting on a show for the ghosts.

……

"Damn it! Wasn't it Tuesday in your world yesterday? Why is today a day off?" Chen Li was completely dumbfounded when he saw the message from Haruhi Suzumiya.

Chen Li stared at his phone with a furrowed brow, trying to understand such a niche term.

What does it mean that Japan is piloting a seven-day weekend system?

Why is this seven-day weekend system currently only applicable to high school students?

What do you mean by saying that your school just happened to be selected to be the first to pilot this system?

unbelievable!

Sunday! Come see God! The seven-day weekend you've always dreamed of has come true!

She accomplished part of her lifelong goal of working hard every Sunday with ease... Haruhi Suzumiya, you're amazing!

However, there are other possibilities besides Haruhi Suzumiya changing the world. For example, Koizumi Itsuki thinks that instead of Haruhi Suzumiya wanting a holiday tomorrow, which would turn the whole world into a seven-day weekend and cause chaos, it would be better to think of a way to temporarily give all the students at Haruhi Suzumiya's school a ten-day to half-month holiday.

In this way, the impact might be smaller.

What method are you asking about? Like bombing the school or something.

Chen Li made this guess because he felt that although seven days off was exaggerated, it seemed quite ordinary when applied to Haruhi Suzumiya.

Just like Tom, the world's champion mouse catcher, can't catch a mouse, it's nothing special.

After all, Haruhi Suzumiya is a woman who made the last month of summer vacation repeat 15532 times just so she could experience the atmosphere of doing homework together on the last day of summer vacation with others!

August never ends!

Horror!

The way anime productions repeated the same storyline for eight episodes, only changing the costumes and slightly adjusting the dialogue each time, left Chen Li speechless!

Chen Li, watching from the screen, almost thought he was under an illusion!

That inherently evil Uchiha brat deserves to die!

If Kyon hadn't finally figured out a way to break the deadlock, this August might have continued in an endless cycle.

In Haruhi Suzumiya's world, rationality is unnecessary.

"...You've come at the perfect time. I happen to be shooting a promotional video, and I've heard that you have experience filming, so I need you to do the filming. I'm willing to give you 50 star stones as payment," Chen Li said to Haruhi Suzumiya, who had brought her group to this world.

It is possible to travel together as a team using the Oddity Forging Guide, but it requires spending Star Stones.

Chen Li said this to give Haruhi Suzumiya something to do.

To save Suzumiya Haruhi from causing trouble for Chen Li.

"Shooting a promotional video? Sigh, I thought we'd be doing survival adventures or something after arriving in this other world. We even spent the whole morning preparing all sorts of props." Haruhi Suzumiya pointed to the other members of the group, who were all carrying large bags and bundles except for herself.

"This is the Black Tower Space Station, the territory of the world's top genius—Ms. Black Tower. How could we possibly allow you to engage in wilderness survival?"

"A space station? So this is in space, right?" Haruhi Suzumiya's interest was instantly piqued.

"Yes."

"Can we go see the stars?"

"can."

"What if this large space station suddenly transforms into a super-sized robot or something?"

"No! It doesn't have any other functions; it's just an ordinary space station. However, this space station stores many strange items... not strange items I created, but magical items that already exist in this world. The effects may be average, but they are truly amazing." Chen Li, with his experience, began to stop Haruhi Suzumiya's delusions.

What if Haruhi Suzumiya thinks the space station can become a giant robot, and the Black Tower Space War mutates, and when the story begins—when the antimatter army invades the space station—the main characters are fighting against the Doomsday Beasts when they suddenly find the Black Tower Space Station behind them standing up. What if they pick up the Starry Sky Train parked on the Black Tower Space Station platform and use it as nunchucks to beat up the Doomsday Beasts?

While this possibility is slim, it's not impossible.

"Oh……"

"By the way, Ryo Chunri, try using your own stance-switching gun to see if it still works."

"Why do you ask? Let me try... Okay, it works." Haruhi Suzumiya aimed directly at the staff member next to her who was about to eat a small cake and pulled the trigger, and then Haruhi Suzumiya got a small cake.

"...Then try this strange object and see if you can use it?" Chen Li silently took out another long needle and handed it to Suzumiya Haruhi.

"What kind of strange object is this?"

"A magical tool for barbecuing. Just pierce the meat with this needle, and it will instantly turn into cooked food." Chen Li said, while taking out another piece of meat and handing it to Haruhi Suzumiya.

"I'll give it a try." Haruhi Suzumiya picked up the steak pierced with a long needle with great interest.

"It actually works! But it's so slow... it's not instantaneous either." Haruhi Suzumiya complained as she watched the meat pie slowly begin to smell delicious.

"This is a wondrous item I just forged. I misread the description earlier; it's supposed to slowly turn into cooked food," Chen Li said casually.

In reality, this is that long, painful needle.

Seeing this, Chen Li felt relieved.

Obviously, if Haruhi Suzumiya felt that an item had the effect of a rare artifact in her own world, then that item would still be effective even if it were brought to another world, but whether it would remain effective indefinitely remains to be seen.

However, if this were in another world, Haruhi Suzumiya's ability to "make wishes come true" would be greatly weakened.

Yes, but not strong enough.

This is good news, because it proves that Haruhi Suzumiya is unlikely to cause too much trouble in this world.

Chen Li wasn't worried about Haruhi Suzumiya, but rather because there was a group of masked fools in this world who loved to play tricks on others!

The Masked Fool + The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya...

Hmm, why am I having such a strange dream?

"I'll go find Station Master Está and ask her to find someone to show you around the space station, and then find a suitable place to film the promotional video."

"Thank you for your hard work, Vice Commander!" Haruhi Suzumiya stood on tiptoe and patted the Golden Houmu King on the shoulder.

"You're welcome." Watching Haruhi Suzumiya and the others curiously exploring the Black Tower Space Station, Chen Li tossed the dice in his hand.

I hope that Haruhi Suzumiya can spend an ordinary yet interesting day in this world, one that won't cause trouble for anyone.

【1】

"...You always mess things up when something important happens, what good are you?" After kicking the dice to a [11], Chen Li started worrying about where to get more Pleasure Points.

However, by utilizing this characteristic of the Joy Dice, Chen Li also learned something.

The god of pleasure in the trenches must be watching me!