The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

[You went to the Type-Moon world and devoured the Evil of this World, so you'd definitely get a Miracle Card, but you won't find one here. The Evil of this World here comes from the Star Treasure, and the Evil of this World inside is just a stagnant pool.]

The solution provided by the little elf at the crucial moment.

Before Chen Li broke the balance between the Holy Grail and the evil of this world, the evil of this world showed no signs of disorder.

Chen Li could obtain the Miracle Card using the Evil of This World he currently possessed. He could simply pour out the Evil of This World from the Holy Grail, wait until it was about to destroy the world, then gather it up again and drink it.

Chen Lidu has already crafted two one-star artifacts (Joyful Dice and Resurrection Match) in the Collapse Iron World, but he hasn't gained a single Miracle Crystal, and that's why.

If you have such amazing items, why don't you use them? How can people know how awesome your forged items are if you don't use them?

"Is that all?" Ah-Xu asked in a low voice.

"Obviously not, because the evil of this world hasn't been finished yet. There's still a lot of evil of this world in this Holy Grail, after all, it's the condensation of the malice of the entire world. But if you drink it slowly, you'll finish it sooner or later," Chen Li said.

"How does it taste?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked curiously.

“It’s exactly the same as orange juice,” Chen Li said.

"Then you get unlimited orange juice? I'm so envious." Haruhi Suzumiya felt a little jealous.

"Envy me, but you can't. Because ordinary people can't drink it." Chen Li said as he took another sip of All the Evils of This World.

It really tastes like orange juice now.

Haruhi Suzumiya is really useful.

Out of curiosity about whether Haruhi Suzumiya's influence could extend to another world, and also to maintain his reputation before Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Li did not expose the lie he had just told.

"Alright, that concludes today's event. Just let me know if you'd like to participate in the raffle anytime. I should head home now," Chen Li said to Haruhi Suzumiya and the others after checking the time.

"I want to smoke right now."

"I can give you 100 first." Chen Li was also curious about what other strange things Haruhi Suzumiya could pull out, so he gave her 100 star stones and sat down next to her.

I asked Kyon for a straw.

Of course, you need a straw to drink milk tea.

However, seeing the straw melt instantly upon encountering the evil of this world, Chen Li realized the truth and then ate the straw as well.

This scene left Ah Xu speechless.

Dude, you must be easy to take care of, right?

Perhaps drawing six Dragon Balls exhausted all of Haruhi Suzumiya's luck, which is why Haruhi Suzumiya only received some strange little parts in this gacha pull.

After spending 100 star stones to draw the parts, Haruhi Suzumiya had a flash of inspiration when she saw them and started assembling them.

“Hmm…it looks a bit like a sparkler,” Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"..." After taking another sip of the evil of this world, Chen Li looked at the thing and hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

Perhaps Haruhi Suzumiya's luck was indeed very strange.

She might even be under a curse that guarantees she will draw a god-tier item, but that the god-tier item will always be incomplete and unusable.

Because what Haruhi Suzumiya is holding... isn't that a sparkler?

It's missing something, a few small components, which makes it incomplete.

However, considering that this is another world, even if the Spark Lens is fully assembled, it may not be able to summon Ultraman. In the end, Chen Li bought the incomplete Spark Lens for 100 Star Stones.

Light, Giant, God, Bond...

The entries on the glow stick are generally very bright, making it definitely worth the price.

Chen Li felt that the word "God" didn't seem too difficult to obtain.

"Light is the link..."

"I feel like I've forgotten something." Looking at the Holy Grail in his hand, the force field switcher in Haruhi Suzumiya's hand, and the tablecloth covered with snacks on his mother's plate, Chen Li felt that something was not right.

"There's so much food on this tablecloth that we can't finish it all. Maybe we should just throw it away," Haruhi Suzumiya said, looking at the still largely empty food on the tablecloth with some concern.

"Oh, right. I have a question for you... What would happen if Haruhi Suzumiya were under too much pressure?" Chen Li asked, leaning closer to Itsuki Koizumi.

"It will probably... destroy the world. Why are you asking this?" Koizumi Itsuki asked.

The organization to which Koizumi Itsuki belongs works to ensure that Haruhi never discovers her abilities and lives a peaceful life, so that Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't become too bored and give up on the world.

Therefore, Koizumi Itsuki was particularly concerned about the mental state of Suzumiya Haruhi.

"What if I told you that the side effect of this tablecloth is that if you waste food, the punishment that follows will break your mental defenses?" Chen Li asked.

"!!!"

While Koizumi Itsuki was in a daze, Chen Li slid in and rushed to Suzumiya Haruhi's side, snatching the food from the takeout bag in her hand.

"I've told you before, don't waste food, or you'll be punished!" Then Chen Li flicked Haruhi Suzumiya's forehead hard.

"Oh, I almost forgot... But now that you mention it, I'm quite curious about what the punishment is."

"If you don't court death, you won't die. Why don't you understand? From now on, you're forbidden from using this strange item." Chen Li snatched the tablecloth away.

Phew, another day of saving the world!

Countless glimmers of light began to converge...

"???" Chen Li stared in disbelief at the card that appeared in front of him.

And so, Chen Li obtained a new Miracle Card in a completely unexpected way.

From a purely rational perspective, Chen Li did indeed nearly destroy the world, and then he saved it.

This perfectly aligns with the idea of ​​the little elf causing a huge problem and then resolving it.

129

Chapter 127 Fu Xuan's Original White Stockings and Chen Li's Bold Ideas

[You Won't Die Even If You Act Recklessly] (Miracle Card): You gained the world's recognition for stopping Haruhi Suzumiya's reckless behavior that could even destroy the world... even though you were the one who caused the trouble.

Effect 1: When you attempt to do something reckless, if the behavior could actually lead to your death or cause trouble, a random group of well-meaning onlookers will appear to dissuade you. Of course, you can choose not to listen.

Effect 2: Can be used to forge rare items.

"I have a feeling like someone is targeting me..." Looking at the contents of the Miracle Card, Chen Li didn't think his thoughts were just suspicions.

Because the appearance of this Miracle Card was so bizarre, Chen Li had no expectations for its effect, but upon closer inspection, he discovered that there was more to it than met the eye.

[Protagonist's Halo]

The little elf's words were a wake-up call.

"Oh, it's indeed similar to the protagonist's halo. If I take this miracle card and jump off a cliff, is it possible that I'll meet a peerless master who has been living in seclusion for many years at the bottom of the cliff and save me, and then he will teach me unparalleled divine skills?" Chen Li's eyes lit up.

"But what if I appear in a deserted place?"

Street loafer

The words "little elf" once again jolted Chen Li awake.

In every work, there are always one or two street urchins who wouldn't seem out of place anywhere.

So Chen Li got a little itchy to do it.

Chen Li felt that this miracle card shouldn't be called "You Won't Die Even If You Try to Die," but rather "Encourage You to Try to Die."

Just like when Chen Li handed the orphanage tablecloth to the members of the Genius Club, he repeatedly told them not to waste food, and without exception, they all chose to waste the food...

"The more you say that, the more I want to do it! I can't resist anymore, I'm going to do something reckless!"

Damn it! I couldn't hold back anymore! I totally destroyed this Miracle card.jpg

……

"So this is why the Earth Balance Division called me to pick someone up?" Fu Xuan looked at Chen Li, who was locked behind iron bars, expressionless.

"Let me see the charges... Performing dangerous actions on the Chang Le Tian Xing Cha waterway? Specifically... jumping off the fairy boat?" The Di Heng Si employee next to the classmate glanced at the reason Chen Li had been arrested and looked at Chen Li in surprise.

"I'm not going to jump off the fairy boat, I'm an ambitious young man on the streets of Changletian who's about to take flight with his dreams!" Chen Li retorted.

Chen Li didn't expect that the first effect, or rather the retribution, of "courting death won't kill you" would come so timely.

Chen Li ran to the bridge over Chang Le Tian and watched the star raft speeding along its course, feeling somewhat curious. What would happen if he jumped off directly? Would he be thrown off the celestial vessel or...?

Having made that decision, Chen Li did just that.

Anyway, I won't die.

After all, Chen Li can fly.

Then Chen Li jumped.

He was then arrested by the Earthly Balance Division.

The Earthly Balance Bureau notified the Grand Diviner Bureau to pick up the person, and the message reached Fu Xuan.

“I have a feeling that you are probably the most troublesome employee in the Taibu Si, without a doubt.” Fu Xuan sighed, rubbing his forehead.

In Fu Xuan's view, Chen Li's biggest problem is that he can be lazy like Qing Que, and he can also do all sorts of unexpected things.

At the same time, because the other party possesses the blessing of wisdom, the Dharma Eye, which also comes from the Venerable One of Wisdom, is completely unable to observe the other party's situation.

Qingque likes to slack off, but she can use divination to catch the other person slacking off.