Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

The Jade Emperor froze.

……

A world of one hundred thousand bad jokes.

"Lady Nuwa, would you like to hear good news, bad news, or something in between?"

The river god, his eyes curved in a gentle, drawn-out tone, asked.

Nuwa, wearing a face mask, lifted her eyelids to glance at the scene in the sky where Shiji was asking the bronze mirror, and became somewhat interested.

She sat up straight and said, "I don't want to hear any news right now. I want to know, who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

The river god, still speaking gently and slowly, asked:

"Lady Nuwa, when are you referring to the world?"

"Now."

"Does this woman refer to a human woman, a demon woman, or any female living being?"

Nuwa took a deep breath, smashed her phone, and said with suppressed anger, "The first and second ones combined will result in 397."

"Then what is the standard of beauty? I haven't seen all living things in the world, so how can I..."

"Shut up, you!"

Nuwa flew into a rage and smashed her phone against the river god, embedding both the god and the phone into the wall.

"Uh..." The river god, still unable to stop talking, was embedded in the wall. He gently reminded her, "Lady Nuwa, getting angry while wearing a face mask will cause wrinkles."

……

The world of Calabash Brothers.

The snake spirit's gaze swept across the sky and returned to the gourd boy in front of her.

The snake spirit swayed its tail and swam to the eldest child, gently stroking his face with its fingers, coaxing him:

Who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?

As she spoke, the snake spirit deliberately raised her pinky finger, cupped her face in front of the eldest child, and winked intentionally.

"Pah!" Da Wa spat at that face, grabbed the snake spirit by the shoulder, and threw her away.

"You think you can be the most beautiful woman in the world?"

The eldest son pointed at the rocky cliff in the sky and mocked, "You're not even as pretty as that rocky cliff!"

The snake spirit looked up at the extremely ugly purple-skinned monster, her face instantly turning ferocious. "Huluwa, how dare you call me an ugly monster! You're asking for death!"

……

The world of Fights Break Sphere.

Medusa leaned back on her throne, glancing down at Xiao Yan, her eyes sparkling with natural allure.

Xiao Yan was momentarily stunned, just as he overheard Tianmu Shiji asking the bronze mirror to tell the truth, asking who the most handsome man was.

He swallowed hard and blurted out, "The most beautiful woman here is none other than Queen Medusa..."

Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Yan was interrupted by Medusa's cold words.

"I don't need anyone's approval. Whether I'm beautiful or not is none of anyone else's business."

"You don't need to try to flatter me with those words. You came here for the Azure Lotus Earth Core Flame, didn't you?"

Medusa scoffed and glanced at Shiji, who was basking in the sunlight.

Only someone as insecure as Shi Ji would ask such a question and seek an answer in a bronze mirror.

Xiao Yan chuckled dryly. His goal was indeed the strange fire, but...

Looking at Medusa's stunningly beautiful face, Xiao Yan thought to himself: That compliment wasn't flattery, it was the truth.

If he were the bronze mirror of Lady Shiji, the answer to this question would undoubtedly be Medusa.

Indeed, no one in this world is more beautiful or more alluring than Medusa.

……

[The bronze mirror straightened its expression: "Then ask away."]

Lady Shiji crossed her arms, turned to look at the bronze mirror, and asked, "Am I the most beautiful woman in the world?"

[Bronze mirror: "No"]

Lady Shiji burst into laughter, "Ah, that's more like it!"

She rested her chin on her hand on the stone platform, gazing fascinated at her reflection in the mirror: "Am I the most beautiful woman for miles around?"

Lady Shiji released her grip. "Where is Qianli?"

[Bronze mirror: "No"]

Lady Shiji slightly widened her eyes: "Where is Baili?"

[Bronze mirror: "No"]

Lady Shiji softened her tone: "Ten miles?"

[Bronze mirror: "No"]

[Then, with a trembling voice, Lady Shiji clasped her hands together and rubbed them, "Am I the most beautiful woman in this mountain?"]

The bronze mirror replied weakly, "No."

Lady Shiji slammed her hand on the table and roared at the bronze mirror, "You're lying to me! There's no one else in this mountain except me!"

[The bronze mirror curved its eyebrows and smiled, saying, "I'm a woman too."]

[Lady Shiji rested her hands on the table, staring expressionlessly into the bronze mirror.]

The people of the heavens burst into laughter!

"Hahaha! So this bronze mirror thinks it's prettier than Shi Ji."

At first, they thought the bronze mirror was just telling the truth, after all, given Shi Ji's appearance, any woman would probably be prettier than her.

Who would have thought that Tong Jing thought she was the most beautiful one?

These two truly live up to their master-servant relationship; they're both equally vain.

A stone demon looked down at its reflection in the water and patted its round body.

He looked up at the sky again and grumbled in dissatisfaction.

"It's just a mirror, not even human-shaped, yet it dares to compare its beauty with us stone demons, humph!"

……

[With his hair parted in the middle, Tong Jing smiled ingratiatingly and said, "You said you wouldn't get angry, didn't you?"]

[Lady Shiji snatched the bronze mirror, holding the bottom with one hand and using the other to pry it upwards with her teeth.]

[While furiously beating the bronze mirror, Shi Ji shouted angrily, "What makes you prettier than me? What makes you prettier than me?!"]

The bronze mirror screamed for help, its eyes rolling upwards in terror.

People from all the heavens and myriad realms burst into laughter, thoroughly amused by the sight of the two entangled and tearing at each other.

Someone, using a high-pitched voice, imitated the bronze mirror's voice and said, "Iso, you are too beautiful, you are too beautiful, so the bronze mirror is jealous of you."

The sound immediately drew another burst of laughter from the crowd.

Amidst the joyful atmosphere, the scene on the sky suddenly shifted:

Suddenly, with a loud boom, a burst of flame blasted open the cave ceiling, and Nezha landed on his Wind Fire Wheels, roaring, "Where is the Stone Demon?!"

[Shi Ji was furious. She slammed her hand on the table and roared, "What stone demon nonsense! Call me Lady Shi Ji!"]

Nezha walked in step by step, stood in front of Shiji, and without saying a word, kicked her away!

[They rushed forward and grabbed Shi Ji, beating her mercilessly with both hands and feet.]

Even the stone table was picked up by Nezha and smashed against Shi Ji.

[Ao Bing, inside Nezha's body, anxiously said, "You'll be exposed! Let me handle this!"]

Nezha immediately yelled back, "Mind your own business!"

[After roaring, Nezha punched Shiji hard in the face, flames erupting all over his body, and his punch pierced right through Shiji's chest!]

……

The Legend of Nezha.

Shen Gongbao, who had been secretly laughing, was now burning to a crisp, and he bowed and scraped repeatedly to Lady Shiji, begging for forgiveness.

Looking up, I saw Shiji being brutally beaten by Nezha in the sky, with a hole punched through her chest.

I was immediately happy.

The area that had been burned by the flames in my palm no longer hurt, and I felt completely comfortable.

This is what they call "one thing subdues another," and "evil begets evil"!

Shen Gongbao was secretly pleased to see Shi Ji being beaten up right after he was punished.