Looking at my reflection in the sky.

Listening to the evaluations of his ministers, his heart seemed to begin to waver.

It seems he really made a mistake!

...

The world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Chen Tang Pass.

The Dragon King came to demand an explanation, but Li Jing, wielding a sharp sword, stood guard without fear.

He has mastered an evolved version of his technique, 100% able to catch a blade barehanded, to an unparalleled degree!

It can designate a target to intercept melee attacks!

Even when facing the menacing Dragon King, they are not afraid at all!

Nezha saw his father protecting him so firmly, and he also saw that the Demon Nezha was being pampered in the same way.

I felt a pang of guilt.

All of this started because of him.

Li Jing and Chen Tang Pass were both innocent.

And he also enjoyed plenty of fatherly love.

The situation is now beyond the control of Li Jing, a mere mortal.

It was his turn to step forward.

Nezha stepped forward, his eyes no longer filled with the confusion and rebellion of the past, and said firmly, "Father, let me bear the consequences of my mistakes!"

At this moment, Nezha seemed to have grown up in an instant, and he wanted to protect this profound fatherly love with his actions.

[23] The Battle of Chentang Pass! Shen Gongbao Eats Fart! Jiang Ziya Laughs Like Crazy!

[Li Jing and his wife face off against Ao Bing inside Chentang Pass.]

However, the two were no match for Ao Bing, the Spirit Pearl, and were frozen solid after a brief exchange.

The crisis at Chentang Pass is looming.

[From afar, a streak of red light hurtled towards them, and in the blink of an eye, a raging fiery figure landed inside the Li residence.]

Nezha easily rescued Li Jing and his wife, but upon seeing the appearance of their enemy, he froze again: "Ao Bing?"

Ao Bing's expression was somewhat gloomy.

"Don't waste your breath on him..." Shen Gongbao had already started fighting with Taiyi Zhenren.

"Eunuch Shen, what are you doing here?" Nezha asked.

[Taiyi Zhenren immediately exposed Shen Gongbao's actions.]

Nezha looked up at the ice covering the sky, a chill running down his spine. He roared, "Don't even think about succeeding!"

[Nezha raised his Fire-Tipped Spear, spurred his Wind-Fire Wheels, and charged fiercely towards Ao Bing, carrying raging flames!]

However, Nezha's powers were sealed by the Universe Ring, making him no match for Ao Bing, and he was easily defeated.

Nezha grinned wickedly, using his flames to evaporate the icy water, sending up plumes of white mist.

If you can't beat them head-on, a sneak attack will surely work!

The four entered the thick fog and fought.

[Nezha used his transformation magic to disguise himself as Shen Gongbao and repeatedly deceived Ao Bing.]

Not only did he poke Ao Bing's butt, he also caused Ao Bing and Shen Gongbao to fight.

...

Nezha was using these tricks to outsmart Ao Bing.

All the beings in the heavens were laughing heartily!

"Hehe, this Nezha is such a clever little devil!"

"If you can't beat them head-on, you can still pull off this tactic!"

"Warfare is based on deception! This kid's not bad! But he'd better avoid doing things like poking holes in other people's backsides!"

When you see Ao Bing get stabbed in the buttocks by the Fire-Tipped Spear.

Ao Bing from all the heavens felt a tightness in his buttocks!

...

The world of the new God Rankings, Donghai City.

Ao Bing clutched his buttocks. Although it didn't hurt, he felt incredibly embarrassed, his face darkening with embarrassment: "That damned guy! He couldn't beat me, so he resorted to such tricks. He's shameless!"

He originally thought that since Nezha's strength was restricted, he should be able to gain the upper hand.

I never expected it to be this embarrassing!

His eyes were filled with anger and resentment. Recalling the battle just now, he was furious that his opponent had used such underhanded tactics to trick him.

"Damn it, you're just taking advantage of me because I'm a civilized person! Kill him for me!"

Ao Bing gritted his teeth and secretly cheered on his reflection in the sky, determined to make Nezha pay for the humiliation he had suffered.

...

The world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Chen Tang Pass.

When Li Jing and the Dragon King saw Ao Bing's pained expression, they also felt a chill run down their spines.

"hiss--!"

Both humans and demons gasped in shock!

"Look what your son has done to my son!" the Dragon King roared, pointing at Li Jing.

"Nezha, you're not allowed to poke someone's butt when you hit them!" Li Jing admonished.

Nezha nodded obediently: "I understand, Father."

"No, not this one! Look at my son! He's been beaten to a pulp!" the Dragon King roared.

Getting your butt poked isn't so bad.

After her son was smashed by Nezha, he was pieced back together into a dog!

Even the species have changed!

...

Although Nezha's transformation into Shen Gongbao gave him an advantage, he was also misjudged by his own people.

[Taiyi Zhenren unfolded the Mountain and River Map and easily captured Nezha inside: "Hey, no effort at all!"]

[As it turned out, Shen Gongbao really did appear with Ao Bing.]

[Taiyi Zhenren was a little confused, then his expression changed, "Oh no!"]

Fortunately, Ao Bing was unaware of the power of the Mountain and River Map, and it was easily absorbed by Master Taiyi.

Shen Gongbao cursed inwardly and rushed forward to grab Ao Bing, but instead of pulling him out, he was dragged into the mess himself.

He, too, was a seasoned warrior. He lashed out with his Thunder Whip, entangling Taiyi Zhenren and drawing them both into the Mountain and River Map.

[And if they wanted to get out, they could only use the "Pointing Out the Landscape" pen.]

Several people began to vie for the writing brush used to "point out the flaws in the world."

After a chaotic battle, the four were engulfed in ice by the released spells and magical artifacts, turning into a giant ice ball!

Shen Gongbao peeks out his head, Taiyi peeks out his buttocks, Nezha peeks out his foot, and Ao Bing peeks out his hand.

The four of them were fighting over the Jiangshan Brush, using only the small portion of their bodies that were exposed.

Seeing that Ao Bing had the best chance to seize the opportunity, Taiyi immediately farted, using the reaction force to spin the ice puck away.

Shen Gongbao, not to be outdone, blew hard and spun the ice puck.

Taiyi just happened to fart, and Shen Gongbao just happened to take a deep breath...

[“Ugh…” Shen Gongbao’s eyes rolled back, and he foamed at the mouth.]

...

When all the beings in the heavens saw this, they all burst into laughter!

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Eunuch Shen ate a fart!"

"That fart was so satisfying! I bet Eunuch Shen will be traumatized by seeing other people's butts for the rest of his life!"

"It's really interesting to see you gods fighting, poking each other's butts and farting!"

Shen Gongbao, who lived throughout the myriad realms, almost vomited upon witnessing this scene!

...

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