Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

Once the silence fell, only the words Tang Sanzang spoke, pointing his staff at Guanyin, echoed throughout the heavens:

"Put your hair up in a bun, put your hair up in a bun..."

The sound repeated endlessly, startling everyone who heard it, who stared in astonishment at Tang Sanzang in the sky.

"He, he's doing 'April 27th' (a homophone for '427' in Chinese), trying to do *that' with Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Someone swallowed hard, their expression still somewhat dazed, which made their tone particularly unsteady.

Someone nearby put it more bluntly.

"We're all adults, there's no need to be so subtle. Tang Sanzang just wants to have sex with Guanyin and make her his wife."

As soon as he said that, everyone fell silent, and it took them a long time to come to their senses.

After regaining their senses, the entire universe erupted in excitement, and the gazes directed at Tang Sanzang were as if they were looking at some kind of warrior.

"This Tang Sanzang is really bold! He actually dared to say such foul language to Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva is indeed beautiful, but who would dare to covet Guanyin Bodhisattva? Even if they had such a thought in their hearts, they would not dare to show it in the slightest."

I never imagined that not only would someone dare to covet Guanyin Bodhisattva, but they would also dare to directly force her!

When Tang Sanzang told the Tang Emperor that he wanted Buddha to abdicate, they were shocked, but they didn't take it to heart.

After all, anyone can talk big, and Tang Sanzang was just talking big in front of an ordinary mortal.

But this time, Tang Sanzang directly flirted with Guanyin in front of her! He even forcibly took her into the cave!

What will happen is something anyone can imagine...

……

The world of Fengshen.

On a dark and windy night, Tu Xingsun used his earth-遁术 (earth-遁术 is a type of magic that allows one to escape from a place called Deng Chanyu's room) to crawl out. Half of his body was still in the ground, but he didn't care about coming out. He stared at Tang Sanzang in disbelief.

"How dare Tang Sanzang do such a thing to Guanyin?"

"This isn't just lustful, it's downright audacious!"

Tu Xingsun muttered to himself, glancing at the scene in the sky. It seemed that Tang Sanzang had actually succeeded!

Unlike him, who only dares to peek at Deng Chanyu at night.

Tu Xingsun looked at the sky, then at Deng Chanyu's bed, and felt a stirring of desire within him.

Tang Sanzang is so bold as to bury a monk. If he comes all this way and leaves without doing anything, wouldn't he be even less than a monk?

After thinking it over, Tu Xingsun crawled out of the ground and tiptoed toward Deng Chanyu's bed, muttering incantations.

"I'll just take a look. Unlike that old scoundrel Tang Sanzang, I won't go too far. I'll just take a look..."

As Tu Xingsun spoke, he carefully lifted the bed curtains...

The next moment, a stick came crashing down!

"Pain Pain!"

"Fine! You lecherous Tu Xingsun! Do you intend to force yourself on me like Tang Sanzang did?!"

"No! I just wanted to come see you! Really! Just to see you!"

Tu Xingsun ran while covering his nose, which had been hit by a stick, and kept crying out for justice.

But Deng Chanyu wouldn't believe his nonsense! She chased after him relentlessly with a stick in her hand!

……

Journey to the West: A World in Action

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Master, you and Guanyin, so you two are a couple! Hahahaha!"

Sun Wukong clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he rolled on the ground, tears welling up in his eyes.

Standing before him were Tang Sanzang and Guanyin of the Killing Heart, who had come to discuss matters concerning Indra.

The two men looked at Sun Wukong with chilling eyes.

The Guanyin of Killing Heart looked up at herself in the sky and saw that she was not only a woman, but also being forced by Tang Sanzang, who looked like a low-class thing. She was so angry that the veins on her forehead bulged.

But Sun Wukong kept laughing, adding fuel to the fire.

Guanyin of the Killing Heart glared at Tang Sanzang, and the two of them walked to the front and back of Sun Wukong at the same time.

This eliminated the possibility of Sun Wukong escaping later.

Tang Sanzang asked in a "kind" voice, "Wukong, what did you say?"

"Of course it's you, Master, and Guanyin... Ah!"

Sun Wukong's voice abruptly stopped, replaced by the resounding "bang bang bang" of fists striking flesh.

"Don't hit my face! You two went too far! Ah!"

……

The world of Journey to the West.

The people of the heavens were either shocked by Tang Sanzang's audacity or laughed at the fact that Guanyin had actually fallen into Tang Sanzang's hands.

At this point, both parties involved were so enraged that they wanted to kill each other.

The mortal realm.

Amidst a series of bursts of laughter, Tang Sanzang sat cross-legged under the tree, his face ashen.

To his left is Sun Wukong, who is laughing and teasing him, and to his right is Zhu Bajie, who is laughing and saying he is unkind.

Only Sha Wujing, being honest, managed to hold back his laughter.

"A disgrace to Buddhism! A disgrace to Buddhism! How can such a person be worthy of being a Buddhist disciple!"

Tang Sanzang was so angry that he was trembling all over. Seeing that Sun Wukong was still laughing, he angrily recited the Tightening-Headband Mantra.

"Aaaaaah!" Sun Wukong cried out in pain, clutching his head. "Master! It wasn't me who said that! You should be holding Tianmu accountable!"

"You unfilial disciple! How dare you mock your master!"

"Master, I won't do it again..."

……

Western sky.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's usually gentle face was now filled with anger.

"This Tang Sanzang is utterly audacious! How dare he be so disrespectful to me!"

Guanyin was so angry that she almost lost her mind. Her other self was not only harassed and forced, but was also seen by all the gods, immortals, Buddhas, demons and monsters in the sky.

How will she be able to go out in the future?

The Buddhas inside Leiyin Temple were all stunned by the scene in the sky and stood there dumbfounded.

Immediately following, a surge of anger erupted!

"Tang Sanzang! This is outrageous!"

Guanyin: "Alas, they've finally reached the Great Thunderclap Temple in the Western Paradise. Big trouble is coming."

Tang Sanzang and his three disciples arrive at Mount Ling.

[Tang Sanzang: "This humble monk, Tang Sanzang, comes from the East to worship Buddha and seek the true scriptures."]

[The Buddha laughs: "The time has finally come! The time for the great prosperity of Buddhism is about to arrive! Hahahaha!"]

[Buddha: "You must be tired from your journey."]

Tang Sanzang: "It's all worth the hardship to obtain the true scriptures. Buddha, could you please give us the true scriptures?"

[Buddha: "No need for that yet. You have endured eighty-one tribulations, and your merits are complete. You have rendered great service to the transmission of Buddhist scriptures from the West to the East. I hereby confer upon you Buddhahood."]

Tang Sanzang: "No need, we don't care about these things."

[Buddha: "Now that your merits have been fulfilled, you, Tang Sanzang, could become a Buddha, a supreme being in my Buddhist community, revered by all. You would be reborn and attain the golden lotus fruit. Why do you refuse?"]

Tang Sanzang: "Too small."

[Buddha exclaimed in surprise: "Do you think the Buddha I bestowed upon you is too small?"]

[Tang Sanzang: "That's too narrow-minded. I traveled from the Tang Dynasty in the East to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures, not to become a Buddha there."]

Tang Sanzang: "But I want to take these scriptures back to save all people from suffering and bring them back to Buddhism."

……

The people of the heavens were watching the sky with great interest, eager to see what kind of trouble Tang Sanzang, this madman who dared to force Guanyin, would cause after arriving at Mount Ling.

Upon hearing Tang Sanzang's words, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

"This...this is Tang Sanzang, who even dared to force Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

They looked at Tang Sanzang, who was sitting upright in the sky, and they just couldn't reconcile the image of this serious and solemn monk with that madman who had flirted with Guanyin.

Is this really the same person?

Could it be that they misjudged the situation?