When he saw his panda eyes reflected in the sky, he was dumbfounded and muttered to himself, "Holy crap! Who is this? How could I be such an ugly kid?"
Upon hearing this and seeing Nezha's appearance, Jinzha and Muzha, who were standing nearby, couldn't help but laugh at him together.
Jinzha clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight, and said, "Third brother, you look absolutely hideous!"
Muzha laughed along, "That's right, no one is as ugly as you!"
Upon hearing this, Nezha's face turned red with anger. He clenched his fists and shouted at his two older brothers, "If you laugh again, I'll beat you up!"
Jiang Ziya and the others were also drawn over by the three's playful antics.
When everyone looked up and saw Nezha's appearance, they all smiled.
[11] Will kicking a shuttlecock kill someone?! Nezha from Ten Cold Jokes is shy!
The world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Chen Tang Pass.
Li Jing glanced at his own muscular, doll-like Nezha, then at the ugly Nezha in the sky, and compared the two.
He immediately covered his head, speechless, and said:
"You two each have your own way of being ugly!"
Although Nezha, the Demon Child, is a bit ugly, at least he has the physical appearance of a child.
His "Golden Barbie Nezha" may have a normal face, even quite cute, but his body is less than impressive. Is it possible for a human to have such a terrifying physique that's ten feet tall?
"Why can't you two just switch heads and bodies? That way I could have a perfect child!"
Li Jing shook his head helplessly and sighed deeply, as if he was utterly helpless about Nezha's unique appearance.
...
The world of Journey to the West, the Heavenly Peach Banquet.
The immortals sat together, enjoying the banquet while watching the celestial spectacle for amusement.
When the ugly face of the demon child Nezha turned around, a burst of laughter erupted from the crowd.
"Hahahaha! The Great God of the Three Altars and Seas is actually such an ugly creature, don't scare the children!" Marshal Tianpeng laughed heartily.
"Look at that face! He has none of the demeanor of the Third Prince!" The Curtain-Rolling General shook his head, his eyes full of disdain.
"I wonder what the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King thinks of Li Jing's son looking like this!" The Antarctic Immortal looked at Li Jing with a mocking expression.
The immortals chattered amongst themselves, their cheerful laughter filling the air.
Nezha looked embarrassed, staring at his ugly reflection in the sky, and felt ashamed.
"I may not be handsome, but I am at least good-looking. How could I be so ugly!"
...
The Legend of Nezha.
Little Dragon Girl, Lei Zhenzi, and Nezha played happily on the beach.
The appearance of Nezha, the Demon Child, drew the attention of the three.
Little Dragon Girl covered her mouth and laughed, "That demon child Nezha is really ugly."
Lei Zhenzi chimed in, "That's right, that's right, even uglier than me, frighteningly ugly!"
Upon hearing this, Nezha jumped up in a fit of rage and shouted, "He is not me!"
His little face turned bright red, and his eyes were full of anger and grievance.
Xiaolongnu and Leizhenzi burst into laughter.
...
The Legend of Luo Xiaohei World.
The first time Luo Xiaohei met Nezha, the two sat on the grass enjoying the breeze.
"How come that ugly Nezha looks so much like you?"
Luo Xiaohei looked directly at Nezha.
Nezha's size and appearance are similar to those of the demon child Nezha, and he also has the same disdainful look, but he looks very upright and is much more likable than the demon child Nezha!
"I am Nezha." Nezha's eyes seemed to be spitting fire.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't targeting you, but Nezha really is ugly. You're not like him," Luo Xiaohei quickly explained.
Nezha's clenched fist relaxed again.
...
"Then tell me, what scenery did you see?" Madam Yin awkwardly continued the conversation.
"Mountains, trees, flowers, grass—are you expecting me to run around naked?" Nezha said with a look of disgust.
"Oh, you're just joking. Come, let's play together, shall we?" Madam Yin coaxed the child patiently.
Nezha retorted dismissively, "Come on, you're always busy slaying demons and eliminating evil. It's an honor to even see you today. You don't have time to play with children."
"Yes, it's Mother's fault. Actually, Mother also wants to spend more time with you, but I'm burdened with the responsibility of guarding the fortress, and I can't be in two places at once..." Madam Yin felt very guilty and continued to coax, "It's rare that nothing's happening today, how about we play shuttlecock?"
Lady Yin took out a shuttlecock.
Nezha's eyes lit up immediately, showing great interest, but he pretended to be nonchalant and jumped down from the wall: "Sigh, since you're so bored, I'll play with you."
"My son, here you come!" Lady Yin kicked out the shuttlecock, which Nezha nimbly caught and then happily kicked around.
The servant seemed to know something, immediately dodged aside, and fetched the armor: "Madam, perhaps you should put on the armor."
"Are you kidding me? Wearing armor to play with your son? Will someone die from kicking a shuttlecock?" Madam Yin refused, waving her hand dismissively.
[Then Nezha did a somersault and kicked the shuttlecock back: "Mom, catch!"]
[“Alright!” Madam Yin was excitedly trying to catch the shuttlecock when the shuttlecock’s terrifying force sent her flying, crashing heavily into the wall and shattering it!]
"Mother, are you alright?" Nezha asked with a worried expression.
"It's alright, well done!" Madam Yin pulled herself out of the rock, then looked at the two servants, feeling uneasy. "You should put it back on."
Even in armor, Lady Yin was still kicked and humiliated, the courtyard wall cracking repeatedly.
Finally, because another monster appeared, Lady Yin immediately led her people to kill it.
[Leaving Nezha behind, his face filled with disappointment and loneliness.]
...
The world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Chen Tang Pass.
Looking at Madam Yin, who was being kicked miserably in the sky, Li Jing couldn't help but feel extremely sorry for her.
"Oh dear, playing shuttlecock can really kill you!"
"But how could Nezha, who looks so short, unleash such powerful strength?"
Li Jing then looked at his own "muscle Barbie" Nezha.
It's only natural that muscles can unleash power throughout life, so why does Nezha, the Demon Child, have to rely on it?
Although my own "Handsome Barbie Nezha" is a bit too big, he's much more well-behaved than the "Demon Child Nezha" and doesn't cause any house-destroying.
This made him very happy!
"Daddy, Nezha wants to play with you too!"
Seeing that the demon child Nezha was awakened from playing, Nezha also opened his arms with deep affection, wanting to hug Li Jing.
Upon seeing Nezha's muscular physique, Li Jing cried out in disbelief, "No!"
However, before he could react, Nezha's palm was already close and slapped him.
With a sharp "crack," Li Jing was sent flying like a cannonball, arcing through the air before crashing heavily to the ground, raising a cloud of dust.
...
The gates of the Li residence opened, and Madam Yin and her household guards walked out solemnly.
Two bronze-sized barrier beasts used magical artifacts to open the barrier, letting Lady Yin out.
Lady Yin turned to the two barrier beasts and said, "Gentlemen, Master Taiyi appointed you to guard this barrier, not to be mascots. Please stop letting Nezha out to cause trouble."
The flat-headed barrier beast quickly spoke up: "Don't worry, Madam, I'm in charge of the southern barrier. Nezha definitely escaped from the north last time."
The curled-nosed barrier beast panicked and shouted, "Nonsense! I've got the north side firmly guarded. If he wants to leave, he can only do so from the south!"
"Oh, so you're doubting me? When the real person gets back, I'll definitely sue you for dereliction of duty and false accusation!"
"Besides accusing the guilty party first, what else can you do?"
"I've disliked you for a long time, let's fight one-on-one if you dare!"
"Bring it on, who's afraid of who!"
"Come on, come on!" "Come on, come on!"
The two barrier beasts' magical artifacts faced each other, seemingly about to engage in combat.
"I say, gentlemen," Madam Yin sighed helplessly. The matter of exorcising the demon was urgent, so she had no choice but to turn and ride away.
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