Infinite: Starting from Resident Evil

Joan of Arc raised an eyebrow at Bayonetta, who had a serious expression on her face, and asked with some suspicion, "Really?"

“Really.” Bayonetta nodded vigorously; she couldn’t afford to lose.

"Oh! Then you should cook a few of your signature dishes tonight, Ceresia."

"But I am a guest."

"But we're sisters!"

"I hope we really are sisters..."

How could you doubt the feelings between us?

"Why aren't you saying anything, Ceresa..."

Behind them, watching the two witches talking as they walked towards the supermarket, Shen Ye sighed helplessly.

Such deep sisterly love!

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Chapter 551! A Difficult Decision

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Despite what had happened during this period, not many days had actually passed. The three of them bought some groceries and daily necessities and returned to Jeanne's apartment. When they opened the room, there was no dust covering it.

The black-haired witch was a little disappointed. She had wanted to see Joan of Arc in a sorry state, but it was clear that Joan of Arc usually took good care of her room; she was a diligent woman.

But the black-haired witch still found a flaw: "It's just a little small."

“Because I used to live alone, but after Shen came, we each had our own room.” The silver-haired witch put the bag on the ground, took out three pairs of slippers from the shoe cabinet, arranged them, and continued, “Actually, I think a two-bedroom apartment is still a bit too big.”

"If it's a one-bedroom apartment, where will he sleep?"

The silver-haired witch said matter-of-factly, "Of course, you'll sleep with me."

"The bed in the master bedroom is very big; two people can sleep in it without any problem, and they can be in any position they like."

"It sounds like you've tried a lot of different things?" The black-haired witch put on her slippers and walked in. Her figure was almost the same as the silver-haired witch's, and the slippers fit her perfectly.

"Sigh! There's nothing I can do, he's the one who likes it!" The silver-haired witch sighed, feigning helplessness.

"Speaking of which, you haven't tried it yet, have you?"

“Who said that? We slept in the same bed the first day we met.” Bayonetta’s tone was particularly serious, because she wasn’t lying.

Joan of Arc, carrying the bag, walked towards the kitchen. Upon hearing this, she turned back and said, "You're a bit better off than me. We even slept in separate rooms for a while."

Having won back a point, Bayonetta seemed quite pleased: "It seems your charm is still not as great as mine."

Joan of Arc didn't say anything, but simply took a bottle of cola from the refrigerator and tossed it to Shen Ye.

Shen Ye took the Coke, opened it, took a sip, and then turned on the TV to watch it.

To be honest, he couldn't participate in the conversation between the two witches at all, so remaining silent was the best course of action at this moment.

However, German TV programs were mostly unpalatable to Shen Ye. After flipping through channels with the remote for a while, he turned to look at the kitchen.

Bayonetta and Joan of Arc were busy there.

Although Bayonetta insisted that she was a guest, she still picked out a few ingredients at the supermarket.

This may well have been partly an attempt to compete with Joan of Arc.

However, thinking of Joan of Arc's cooking skills, Shen Ye sighed. The extra five hundred years of experience was not just a matter of eating more salt than Bayonetta; it was a real dimensional reduction attack.

So he started mentally preparing himself: "Well, when they ask me who cooked the best, I'll just say they all cooked the best!"

"But this seems a bit perfunctory... so should we remain silent?"

"No, that's not right."

"This is so hard for me!"

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Even after the two witches had finished preparing their dishes, Shen Ye was still struggling with this issue. Making a quick decision was definitely not suitable for his current situation of being so benevolent. The most important thing in managing the harem was fairness.

"So, let's praise them all."

Thinking this, Shen Ye got up and walked to the dining table.

The table was now laden with various delicacies, along with a bottle of champagne and a bottle of wine from Joan of Arc's collection. The two witches were already standing by the table, but instead of sitting down, they were watching him.

Shen Ye pondered to himself, "Is this an invitation for me to sit down first? But the atmosphere doesn't seem like it!"

So he didn't dare sit down first, but just observed the expressions of the two witches, but still couldn't figure out their true thoughts.

Fortunately, Bayonetta spoke up at that moment.

"Don't you know what you're supposed to do?"

"Uh..." Shen Ye scratched his head, then shook his head. Women's moods change faster than turning the pages of a book, and their thoughts are more complicated than tangled yarn. He couldn't possibly guess what they were thinking at that moment.

The silver-haired witch shrugged at the black-haired witch and said with a regretful expression, "It seems our men haven't learned how to be proper gentlemen yet; they don't even know how to help a lady to her seat."

The black-haired witch echoed this sentiment, saying, "Yes, it seems we should hire an etiquette teacher for Mr. Cat."

I don't want to learn any Western etiquette. Besides, can't you just say so directly?

But these are not the most troublesome issues for Shen Ye right now. His biggest headache right now is obviously the order of priority.

It's a bit difficult to decide which to go first!

If he knew Joan of Arc first, he should have helped her to her seat, but...

Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta cautiously.

However, both witches' eyes were fixed on him, and they keenly noticed this small action.

After a quick thought, Joan of Arc guessed what Shen Ye was thinking. She immediately looked at Bayonetta and said, "Ceresa, you're not a petty person, are you?"

Bayonetta understood Joan of Arc's meaning perfectly well and said directly, "Generally speaking, I'm a very generous woman, but... women can be petty, you know that, right?"

"Looks like there's no point in talking?" Joan of Arc's eyes narrowed slightly.

Bayonetta's eyes narrowed as well: "What do you think?"

I think it would be best if everyone just sat down, Shen Ye thought to himself.

Seeing the slightly tense atmosphere between the two sisters, Shen Ye cleared his throat and said, "It's not necessary for me to help you take your seats. Nowadays, we believe in gender equality, so... how about you help me take my seats?"

"No!" the Black and White Witches exclaimed in unison.

But they immediately added at the same time, "Okay."

They also realized that this was the only way to break the deadlock, otherwise they wouldn't get to eat.

Then the two witches simultaneously stepped behind Shen Ye and placed their hands on the back of the chair.

Seeing this, Shen Ye couldn't help but give himself a mental thumbs up for his cleverness. Then, as he sat down, he said with a grin, "Thanks for your hard work!"

"It's not hard work!"

"It should!"

The black and white witches spoke at the same time.

Next, they returned to their seats, but they didn't touch their chopsticks or forks, and instead stared at him.

Shen Ye swallowed hard; he knew a new problem had arisen.

Glancing at the dishes on the table, which showed obvious differences in appearance, Shen Ye forced a smile and said in an exaggerated tone, "Wow, the dishes today are really good, they all look very appetizing. Your cooking skills have improved a lot!"

"So can you not be so vague?" Joan said unhappily, even though her dish looked much more appetizing than Bayonetta's.

“Please tell the truth,” Bayonetta said, frowning.

Aren't you just courting death?

Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta, but his tone was unusually firm: "Anyway, it all looks so delicious. Oh, let's eat quickly, the food won't taste good if it gets cold."

As he spoke, he picked up his knife and fork and began cutting the veal steak on his plate, seemingly oblivious to everyone else.

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(Another relative is having a birthday party tonight, I'm going to dinner, I'll try to update earlier...maybe!)

Chapter 552! What is a policeman and a thief?

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In fact, the veal steak was made by Bayonetta. To be honest, it was a little overcooked and a bit tough to chew, but the taste was not bad. At least even Shen Ye, who is picky, nodded in approval. However, the portion was a bit small, and it was gone in a few bites.

"If you like it, eat mine too."

Bayonetta was very satisfied with Shen Ye's performance. She could tell that Shen Ye's expression didn't seem fake. Seeing that he had finished his portion, she quickly used her knife and fork to transfer her portion to Shen Ye's plate.

"Ok!"