Bayonetta said coldly, "Don't even think about it, that's my Mr. Cat."

"Really? Then I hope you can keep him firmly under your control." Joan of Arc said with a smile, then she looked up at the sky and continued, "However, I have other things to do now, so I'll return the man to you for now. I'll ask you for him again next time."

After saying that, she released Shen Ye, gently pushed him forward, turned around and leaped into the air.

Goodbye, Bayonetta.

……

(I love writing about women fighting.)

Chapter 530! Scarborough Fair

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After glancing at the vanished silver-haired witch, Bayonetta immediately stepped forward and hugged Shen Ye, who had been pushed and stumbled.

"Are you alright?" The black-haired witch patted Shen Ye's body, though she had been paying attention to the silver-haired witch's movements, but her concern clouded her judgment.

Shen Ye shrugged: "Do I look like I have something on my mind?"

“Yeah, you must have felt really good being licked by her just now.” Bayonetta’s face turned cold, and she pushed Shen Ye away again, saying with disgust, “Don’t come near me before you wash your face.”

Hearing this, Shen Yeren felt a little numb. Did the witch have a psychological aversion to cleanliness?

As Shen Ye was thinking helplessly, the black-haired witch drew a magic circle and brought him back to the human world.

However, the moment the two returned to the human world, the witch time ended, and everything around them began to run again.

At that very moment, Enzo's terrified scream came from above.

"Ahhh...help..."

Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta, who showed no intention of helping, and had no choice but to leap into the air to catch Enzo and his sports car as they fell.

Shen Ye tossed Enzo into the driver's seat and landed next to Bayonetta, but the black-haired witch snorted and returned to the car.

"I'm so innocent!"

Shen Ye sighed and jumped into the car. Fortunately, Bayonetta didn't kick him into the passenger seat; she just took a bottle of mineral water from under the seat and handed it to him.

"Wash your face."

"okay!"

Shen Ye immediately took the mineral water bottle, opened it, poured some water on his face, wiped it haphazardly a few times, and said, "Okay, I'm clean now."

Bayonetta stared at him for a while before she smiled, then cupped his face and gently kissed him on the cheek.

At this moment, Enzo, still in shock, slowly came to his senses. He adjusted his hat and exclaimed, "What on earth happened with that plane?"

But Shen Ye and Bayonetta ignored him, so he had no choice but to continue, "Okay, whatever happened, at least my car is okay. But can't you guys comfort me a little? I was scared to death."

"Just drive your car." Bayonetta glanced at him, but in her heart she was thinking, that silver-haired witch, she really seemed to have seen her somewhere before.

An image slowly surfaced in her mind...

……

After half an hour.

Hell's Gate Bar.

"It seems your journey here wasn't very smooth, Bayonetta. Just how much do my family hate you that they would send an angel to attack you in broad daylight?"

Rodin, the owner of the Gates of Hell bar, poured fine whiskey into two polished, gleaming glasses and handed them to Shen Ye and Bayonetta, who were sitting at the bar.

He used to be an angel, but for some unknown reason he fell from grace, which is why he used the term "family members."

"Hey, Rodin, you only poured drinks for the two of them, what about mine?" Enzo complained from a table.

Rodin snorted and casually picked up a bottle of cheap whiskey and threw it at him: "You only deserve to drink this. I'll give you good wine when you pay your bill."

“Actually, this is pretty good too,” Enzo said with a smirk, then picked up the bottle and took a big gulp.

Rodin glanced at him, then ignored him and turned to Bayonetta: "The last thing went smoothly, but this attack seems very strange. I think I smell a conspiracy. It seems that someone is deliberately luring the angels to attack you. Ha, I suddenly suspect that the person who came up with this conspiracy wants to start a war between heaven and hell."

"The war has nothing to do with me. Right now, I just want to figure out one thing: who am I?" Bayonetta took a sip of her drink, glanced at Shen Ye who was silently drinking beside her, and smiled. "Then I'll find a quieter city to live in with my cat."

"Your relationship is progressing very quickly. How far have you gotten?" Rodin suddenly asked, sounding a bit gossipy.

“We’re living together now,” Bayonetta laughed. “Next, we should be sleeping in the same bed and having babies.”

“You should find a man, after all, you’re not getting any younger.” Rodin laughed along, then turned and walked toward the wine cabinet.

At this moment, the wine cabinet suddenly split open from the middle to both sides, revealing the weapon rack hidden behind it.

"However, before searching for your lost memories, I've decided to give you a gift. I have a feeling your journey won't be easy."

Rodin crouched down and took out a plate covered with a cloth printed with mysterious patterns from under the weapon rack.

"Look, this is made of an alloy that even demons fear."

As he spoke, Rodin tore open the cloth, revealing four pistols inside.

“Scarborough Fair, that’s their name.”

"They are so beautiful."

Looking at the four ornate pistols on the plate, Bayonetta showed a satisfied expression. However, she did not perform a fancy dance like in the original story. Instead, she simply raised her hand and wiped the four pistols away with magic.

Then she said, "Rodin, didn't you prepare a suitable weapon for my cat as well?"

Rodin shrugged helplessly: "No... But you're not even married to him yet, and you're already thinking about getting benefits for him?"

“He’s my man, so of course I have to treat him well. What if someone else steals him away?” Bayonetta said with lingering fear.

“So, what other treasures do you have? Give them to him for self-defense,” Bayonetta continued.

Rodin rolled his eyes: "With his skills, what kind of treasure does he need for self-defense? Have you forgotten what happened last night?"

“You can never have too many ways to defend yourself,” Bayonetta said, shaking her head.

"It's a pity I really don't have any left. Even this Scarob Market cost me a lot of money to set up." Rodin shook his head.

“Alright then.” Bayonetta didn’t insist, and turned to look at Enzo, who had almost finished a bottle of wine.

"Now, it's your turn to tell me about the intelligence you've gathered."

Enzo had a high alcohol tolerance; a bottle of wine didn't affect his thinking. He slowly began to speak: "The information I received is from a place in Europe called Vigrid..."

After a while, having listened to Enzo's story, Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye, who was still drinking his wine, and asked, "Mr. Cat, would you be interested in going to Europe with me?"

"What do you think?" Shen Ye looked at him, feeling a little expectant, but not expecting to meet his father-in-law, but rather expecting to meet Bayonetta from when she was a child.

“I knew you wouldn’t refuse.” Bayonetta smiled and, ignoring Rodin and Enzo beside her, kissed Shen Ye.

"So, honey, let's go book the plane tickets now."

……

(It's been over forty chapters, and I've only written the beginning of the plot, ugh)

Chapter 531! The Best Greeting Gift

……

Although booking plane tickets is something anyone can do, there was readily available manpower, so Bayonetta simply handed it over to Enzo to do, while she and Shen Ye went straight home after drinking.

Inside the bedroom, Bayonetta was packing her luggage, after all, this was a long trip, and she might be staying in Europe for a long time.

Just as she was packing her luggage, Enzo called. He was extremely efficient and had already booked tickets for her and Shen Ye, and they would be leaving the next morning.

This made Bayonetta a little anxious, feeling that time was running out. She had originally planned to find some time tomorrow to buy some nice clothes, especially underwear, but it seemed that she wouldn't have time.

After packing up some useful clothes and storing them away with magic, Bayonetta returned to the living room. Finding that Shen Ye had not yet come out of the bedroom, she went to the kitchen.

She's leaving tomorrow and doesn't know how many days it will be before she returns, so she plans to cook a big dinner tonight.

However, the dishes she makes are only edible, and she doesn't know many different styles... Good heavens, she's in America now, and the menu here isn't much better than that of some European troublemaker. She can fry a decent soft-boiled egg, which is more than half the number of housewives in this country.

"It's Italian pasta! I think I bought this during a sale at the supermarket last time I went shopping... Wait, I remember Enzo and his wife were Italian, maybe I can ask his wife how to make Italian pasta. Anyway, I also have some minced meat for hamburger patties..."

Bayonetta opened the refrigerator and took out all the ingredients she could use. Besides pasta, there were several tomatoes and a large bag of steaks, as well as a bunch of her favorite rosemary.

"Steak with pasta, looks pretty good..."

Bayonetta muttered to herself, then took out her phone and dialed Enzo's number.

"Hello, Bayonetta, what's up?" On the other end of the phone, Enzo was watching cartoons with his child. He was surprised to see that it was Bayonetta calling.

Bayonetta said directly, "Give the phone to your wife."

"What?" Enzo was even more confused, but he still called out, "Honey, come here for a second, someone is looking for you."

Then he asked, "Why are you looking for her?"

"Tell your wife how to make pasta," Bayonetta said, while boiling water.

“Just ask me, I know how.” Enzo said confidently, then asked rather strangely, “You want to learn how to cook?”

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