"If you don't give me any random nicknames, I think it would be my honor." Shen Ye smiled and waved to the black-haired witch: "Well then, Miss Witch, see you next time."

“Yeah, it won’t be long before next time.” Bayonetta waved to him as well.

Watching Shen Ye and Enzo leave the bar, the black-haired witch thought for a moment in the quiet bar, then turned her head to look at the wine cellar and muttered, "Anyway, you won't starve to death, so I'll let you stay quietly for two days."

Then, she bit down hard on the lollipop in her mouth, and amidst the flying strands of hair, it transformed into a black cat.

……

After leaving the bar, Shen Ye walked straight toward Enzo's sports car, but Enzo turned back to look at the bar's rooftop after going down the steps.

“Shen, it seems you and that cat aren’t meant to be; it ran away.” Enzo said with some regret for Shen Ye, “Perhaps you should have stayed.”

"And then she'll eat me up?" Shen Ye didn't turn around, leaned against the car door, jumped into the passenger seat, and fastened his seatbelt.

“Isn’t this a good thing?” Enzo opened the car door and got in. “Well, to be honest, she is indeed a very difficult woman to deal with. It should be a good thing that she’s not staying.”

However, just as he finished speaking, a meow came from behind the car, and then the two heard a soft thud, as if something had jumped onto the trunk lid.

"Good heavens, it actually came to our door!" Enzo turned around and saw that it was the black cat, and exclaimed in surprise.

"It seems I have a special connection with her." Shen Ye looked at the cat, a hint of curiosity flashing in his eyes, wondering what the witch was up to.

However, he still greeted the black cat and gave her a nickname: "We meet again, Miss Cat."

Upon hearing the address "Miss Cat," the black cat's eyes showed confusion, but Shen Ye's acting was superb this time, and she didn't notice anything amiss. She simply meowed softly as a response, and then, with a gentle push of her limbs, she actually jumped onto Shen Ye's shoulder and lay down.

“It looks like it wants to go with you.” Enzo glanced at Miss Cat, looking at her lazy appearance, and sighed, “You see, even a cat’s personality is better than that witch’s. No wonder you don’t want to stay.”

Shen Ye glanced at the cat on his shoulder and thought to himself, "Such a strong rosemary scent, are you afraid I won't recognize you?" But he said aloud, "Enzo, it's not good to talk bad about people behind their backs. Be careful she doesn't cause you trouble."

Enzo said nonchalantly, "What's there to be afraid of? She can't hear us anyway. Maybe she's put on her nun's habit again and is fiddling with some kind of scripture."

Upon hearing this, the cat, who had been squinting, glanced up at him. Shen Ye could even feel the two front paws on his shoulder revealing their sharp claws.

So he gloated and egged him on: "Maybe we shouldn't. I think she's pretty good."

"So you regret it?" Enzo glanced at Shen Ye, then started the sports car. With a roar, he continued, "Regret is useless. She was probably just playing you. Do you think I don't know that nothing actually happened between you two? Don't be fooled by how she seems to be seducing everyone. She's actually very innocent. She probably hasn't even tasted a man's touch. Tsk tsk, I wonder how many virgins she's lived through."

As always, she's nagging and... has a sharp tongue...

Shen Ye sighed, thinking that if Enzo knew Bayonetta was in the car, he probably would have jumped out of the car right now.

"Alright, Enzo, focus on driving." Shen Ye pinched the bridge of his nose, then he remembered something...

"Enzo, can I find a designated driver here?"

……

(I had to work overtime tonight, so I quickly finished writing the second chapter during my break.)

Chapter 514! Flying Kick in Mid-Air

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Enzo was very lucky; they didn't encounter any police on the way and returned home smoothly.

The time spent in the bar plus the round trip only took a little over two hours, so when the two of them and the cat returned, the lights in Enzo's house were still on, and his wife and children were still waiting for him to come home.

Getting up from the car, Shen Ye tried to lift the cat off his shoulder, but unfortunately, the cat swatted him away with a paw.

"Fine, you can lie down if you want."

Shen Ye shrugged helplessly, but the shaking made Miss Cat uncomfortable, which annoyed her so much that she bared her teeth at Shen Ye.

Shen Ye then followed Enzo into the house. In the living room, Enzo's two children were sitting on the sofa watching cartoons. When they saw the two of them return, they immediately abandoned the TV and rushed towards Enzo.

At this moment, Enzo's daughter, Edna, noticed the cat perched on Shen Ye's shoulder. As a little girl, she found it hard to resist cats, and immediately ran to Shen Ye, looking at him obediently: "Uncle Shen, can I hold the kitten for a bit?"

"That depends on whether she's willing or not." Shen Ye glanced at the cat on his shoulder, then squatted down on purpose.

Bayonetta hates two things more than anything in her life: cockroaches and crying children. Although Edna was cute and didn't cry, and it wasn't the first time they had met, she still didn't like her. After glaring at Shen Ye, she nimbly jumped onto Shen Ye's head, dodging the little girl's outstretched hands.

Feeling the four claws scratching and clawing at his hair, Shen Ye sighed, then stood up and said to the little girl, "Unfortunately, it seems she doesn't agree."

The little girl immediately pouted, looking aggrieved.

After patting the little girl's head, Shen Ye waved to Enzo and returned to the second-floor bedroom that Enzo had arranged for him.

"Get down, Miss Cat. When you're perched on my head like this, I feel like I'm possessed by a ghost." With Shen Ye's current physical condition, he wouldn't feel the weight even if he carried a car on his back, but he still wasn't used to having something on his head.

But Miss Cat remained unmoved and instead changed to a more comfortable position.

Helpless, Shen Ye could only raise his hand to try and forcibly lift her down, but was slapped away by a claw.

With a slight twitch of his lips, Shen Ye simply ignored her, took off his clothes, and went to bed.

After hanging up his clothes, Shen Ye lifted the covers and crawled inside. As soon as he lay down, Miss Cat, who had been lying on his head, couldn't stay still and had to jump down and stand by the pillow.

"Go find a place to sleep," Shen Ye said smugly to Miss Cat. He figured he'd just treat her like a real cat for now.

But before he could gloat for more than a few seconds, Miss Cat stepped over his face and moved to the other side of the bed.

Feeling the furry paws and tail brushing against his face, Shen Ye felt quite comfortable, but he still retaliated by sitting up at lightning speed, grabbing the cat's tail, and lifting her up.

Then, he was bitten by Miss Cat, which startled him so much that he immediately let go.

Looking at the teeth marks on his wrist and then at the cat clinging to his tail, Shen Ye wasn't angry. He just muttered, "Hopefully I won't need to get a rabies vaccine."

Then, he ignored Miss Cat and went to sleep.

His breathing quickly became steady.

Seeing that Shen Ye seemed to be asleep, Miss Cat loosened her tail. At this moment, she had a strange feeling that Shen Ye had already recognized her true identity.

But she wasn't sure, because apart from giving her a nickname and talking to her a lot, Shen Ye seemed to really treat her like a cat, at least without any politeness.

The cat stared at Shen Ye for a while with its dark, vertical pupils. Then, it walked around the bedside for a moment. Finally, it jumped onto Shen Ye's chest, curled up, yawned, and slowly closed its eyes.

But what she didn't notice was that a faint smile had appeared on Shen Ye's face at this moment.

……

Soon, the night was over.

When Shen Ye woke up, what came into view was... a round cat's butt.

So he immediately turned his head to the side. If Miss Cat had returned to her human form, he might have taken a second look, but there was nothing to see in a cat's butt. If he really wanted to look at it, that would be no different from being a pervert. He wasn't Indian, and he had no interest in animal butts.

Although he turned his head away, Shen Ye could still see the cat sleeping on his chest out of the corner of his eye, but... the sleeping posture was unbearable to look at.

She lay sprawled out like a human, probably because she had turned into a cat and couldn't control her body's instincts. A piece of her tongue was sticking out of her mouth. Fortunately, she didn't have the habit of drooling in her sleep, otherwise it would have been a truly delightful sight.

Seeing this, Shen Ye silently took out his phone from his system space, and then...

Click!

He filmed the scene.

"Miss Witch, don't offend me again!" Shen Ye thought with a mischievous grin.

Then, without any hesitation, he grabbed Miss Cat's tail, sat up, and lifted her up as well.

Then came the sudden and fierce attack from Miss Cat, who was startled awake from her sleep.

Shen Ye found it hard to imagine that a cat could perform a flying kick, but the solid touch on his face and the four shallow scratch marks made him realize that even as a cat, the witch was still very aggressive.

Grinning as he finished dressing, Shen Ye began to stare at Miss Cat, who was sitting on the bed.

But the angry look in Miss Cat's eyes prevented him from doing anything excessive.

After staring at each other for a while, Shen Ye suddenly laughed. He felt that Bayonetta was much more interesting than Jeanne d'Arc, even though they were both cats.

At least, it won't be like when Joan of Arc turned into a cat, where every time he teased her, she would pounce on his face and lick him indiscriminately.

Just as Shen Ye was pondering whether he should apologize to Miss Cat or show her the photo he had just taken, the voice of the little girl Edna came from outside the door.

"Uncle Shen, Dad asked me to ask you if you're awake yet. We should have breakfast."

"I'm coming right now, Edna, just a moment."

After seeing the little girl off, Shen Ye looked at Miss Cat again and stretched out his hands to her: "Come on up, it's time to eat. Perhaps Enzo has prepared your favorite dried fish and cat food."

At this point, Shen Ye couldn't help but laugh again, imagining Bayonetta, now a cat, lying on the ground eating dried fish or cat food.

But thinking about it now, it's kind of creepy!

Shen Ye quickly shook his head, trying to forget the image in his mind.

Seemingly sensing Shen Ye's thoughts, Miss Cat suddenly exerted force with all four limbs and launched another flying kick at Shen Ye...

……

(Scratching my head, I feel like writing about Bayonetta like this isn't quite right)

……

……

While eating breakfast...

"Shen, what happened to your face?"

Seeing the four scratches on each side of Shen Ye's face, Enzo's gaze shifted to the cat lying on his head.

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