Elf: No, it's because he was made the gym leader!

After one hour.

I'm wrong.

What was I thinking to let this old man appear on camera with me?!

His fame and reputation vanished in an instant!

An hour ago, as the old man appeared in the live stream of Wutong Martial Arts Academy, a large number of people instantly flooded into the live stream room that had only a few people.

Before Lu Yuan could even get ready to be happy...

After each of them said something, they left, as if they had seen something filthy and disgusting, and felt nauseous just looking at it.

That's not the worst.

Worst of all, the live stream was banned due to the presence of numerous sensitive words.

Who is this to reason with!

After the live stream was unblocked, the number of viewers returned to one or two.

One of the online names, "Lucky Egg is Not an Egg," is someone I know without being told.

"Waaaaah, I'm so touched, Xiaoxue. You still have time to watch my live stream during work hours. Don't worry, I will definitely report you to the Pokémon Center."

Chansey isn't an egg: ?

At this moment, a strange movement came from Lu Yuan's belt, and Patchlitz emerged from the luxury ball.

"Jippa~"

Patchlitz yawned and stretched, clearly looking like he hadn't woken up yet.

But it still fought off its sleepiness and walked to Lu Yuan's side.

It deftly pulled a spare phone from Lu Yuan's pocket, entered the password, and opened an app with an icon called "Messenger Bird Delivery".

Then, they started ordering food seriously.

Let's start with a Super Supreme Alola Cheese Pizza to whet our appetites, then the main course and dessert will be...

Once it saw that it had almost finished ordering, it looked up at Lu Yuan.

"Jipa." (I've finished ordering, is there anything else you'd like to add?)

After a moment's thought, Lu Yuan recalled a wild leek duck he had just seen in a video. Its leek looked quite fragrant, and he slurped it down.

"Add another scallion pancake, please."

OK

Scallion pancakes, add to order, pay.

Patchlitz made a series of moves.

"Ding~"

A message popped up on Lu Yuan's phone immediately. He glanced at it casually and saw that it was just a five-figure bill.

For him, it was like being bitten by a mosquito, nothing serious.

He turned to the old man beside him and asked, "By the way, would you like something to order?"

The old man looked on incredulously, his hand trembling as he pointed to Patchlitz standing to the side:

"You...you...your pet can order takeout?"

"So what happened?"

Lu Yuan scratched his head, somewhat puzzled, wondering what the old man was so shocked about.

He shrugged and said dismissively, "My Chansey can even do backflips!"

Not only that, Chansey also cleans rooms, does laundry, cooks, massages, and back rubs. In its spare time, it can even help train the Pokémon in the gym, making it a veritable angel.

How could there be such a perfect Pokémon as Chansey!

In contrast, Patchlitz, who only eats, sleeps, and orders takeout, is simply a glutton.

They're all my own Pokémon, so why is there such a big difference?

Old man: “…”

Putting aside the fact that making an egg do a backflip is already outrageous, helping to train a Pokémon is going too far!

Training a spirit is no different from telling someone that a cat can meow or talk.

He would never believe it, even if you beat him to death.

Of course, the old man wasn't the only one shocked; the viewers in the live stream were also taken aback.

A Patchlitz that can order takeout on its own suddenly attracted a large number of viewers to the live stream.

"So cute! Pachilis Mommy, give me a hug."

"Who could resist a Patchlitz that can order takeout?! I'm getting one!"

"My nose is bleeding."

"Why is Patchlitz lying on the ground the whole time? Is the anchor not feeding him?! [Angry] [Angry]"

?

Not feeding it?

Lu Yuan glanced at Patchlitz, who was lying on the ground listlessly waiting for his takeout to arrive, and chuckled.

It turns out that people do sometimes laugh when they're speechless.

If I didn't feed it, where did tonight's lasagna, roast pork rolls, coffee, donuts, and all the food from last night's fridge go?

Did it evaporate on its own?

This is such a misunderstanding!

Lu Yuan tried his best to defend himself.

But the viewers in the live stream clearly didn't believe it.

"You mean a tiny creature less than 40 centimeters tall ate a mountain of food and didn't die from overeating? Do you believe that?"

"Exactly, even I, an adult, have trouble eating these high-calorie foods."

“This is abuse, blatant abuse, and I’m going to report it to the Alliance.”

"Pachilitz is so pitiful. Come with Mommy, and Mommy will make sure you have enough to eat."

"Yes, it's so pitiful. Look how thin they are, they're almost unrecognizable."

......

Every single comment was blaming Lu Yuan.

Although it was a bit unfair, at least the traffic was caught.

The dojo is saved now.

"As expected of the dojo's mascot, you'll get an extra treat tomorrow."

"Jipa." (Really?)

"really."

"Jipa." (Then I'd like to have morning tea.)

Patchlitz has only ever had afternoon tea and late-night snacks; he has never tasted what morning tea is like.

"Good good."

Lu Yuan nodded repeatedly, completely unaware that morning tea was what he was talking about.

But anything that can be bought with money isn't a problem.

“Jipa (

'ω'

)”

Patchlitz happily nuzzled Lu Yuan, tears of emotion streaming down her face.

This move brought another wave of traffic to the live stream.

"Oh my god, so cute! Stop leeching off the streamer, leech off me instead!"

"Oh my god, Mommy's heart is melting."

"Oh my god..."

Yes, that's it. Praise me more, praise me more.

Seeing the increasing number of viewers in the live stream, Lu Yuan couldn't resist promoting the dojo.

Then, we can just put Patchlet in front of the gym, hehe...

"Oh, do you really think it's cute?"

Suddenly, this comment popped up in the live stream.