Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

"Arrest her! You're suspected of operating without a license, come with us!"

Behind her, a group of Qianyan soldiers chased after Wenwen.

However, this Karasu Tengu lived up to its reputation as the fastest in Gensokyo, running much faster than the Chiiwa Army. Even with several Chiiwa Army units surrounding and intercepting her, they still couldn't catch her.

Not only that, she could also sell newspapers while running, a skill she had never heard of or seen before.

Aya Shameimaru, the biggest fugitive criminal in Liyue Harbor.

She originally worked at Liyue Television Station, but later resigned to found Wenwen News.

The news content was normal at first, but it started to get more and more outrageous!

It neither exposes social scandals and corrects social ills, nor promotes negative ideas and guides negative emotions.

It's just a 570s-era entertainment gossip news story!

Its greatest skill is writing about things in a completely chaotic way, making them look like fake news at first glance, which brings a lot of joy to Liyue Harbor.

But fabricating fake news is wrong and illegal no matter what!

Yan Fei: "Arrest her!"

But Wenwen's situation wasn't a big deal. Liyue's laws aren't perfect either. She was detained for three days, fined, and warned before being released.

Then it got even worse...

She dared not mention the Emperor or the Young Master for the time being, so the Seven Stars became a frequent topic in her news.

If she hadn't run so fast, she would have been beaten countless times.

Now that Shaojun has become a hot topic, she couldn't resist touching him.

She is responsible for nearly half of the short stories about Shaojun that are created every day.

She is now a top wanted person by the General Affairs Department, and she is surrounded and intercepted as soon as she enters Liyue Harbor.

Why is it "entering Liyue Harbor"? Because Liyue Harbor is a no-fly zone, and once you leave Liyue Harbor, who can catch up with the Wind Goddess?

Wenwen dashed out of Liyue Harbor and soared into the sky, leaving everyone behind.

"Hehe, you can't catch me!"

Next, new gossip will emerge when I get home—no, I mean news.

Wenwen flew directly above the floating island, heading towards her home—

"When I was born, there were flowers everywhere..."

Hmm? There's news!

The Chinese text in the high altitude made a big U-turn and turned back.

……

"Grandpa, what do you think needs to happen when I'm born?"

Zhong Li: "Subway, elderly person, mobile phone.jpg"

Zhongli was silent for a moment before saying, "What do you mean by 'something needs to happen'? From a purely rational perspective, shouldn't it be something that happened at that time?"

Zhong Gui pursed his lips. "Oh, so what happened back then?"

After hearing his son's words, Zhongli touched his face. At that moment, the void suddenly cracked open, and a dark shadow crashed down.

Even he, the demon god, didn't react in time; he was so stunned by the impact that he was completely disoriented.

At the time, I thought that justice had finally come to its senses and was throwing nails at him.

When he picked it up, he found it was a child. Then, in an instant, almost imperceptibly, the child's aura became exactly the same as his—it was the child he had just given birth to…

The whole thing has a strange feel to it.

Zhongli had once wondered if this new arrival would ascend the throne, but then he discovered that it copied everything it saw...

Okay, I underestimated him.

More than a decade has passed, and this child has already surpassed the continent of Teyvat.

Nothing happened when you were born.

Zhongli said with certainty.

"Logically, you should remember what happened back then, so you shouldn't be asking me."

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Zhong Gui thought about it and realized that he had simply fallen and hit the old man, and was then easily picked up and taken back. It was really nothing serious.

but……

“That’s a possibility—for example—” Zhong Gui hinted, “A shower of flowers from the sky, golden lotuses springing from the ground…”

"Or you dreamt the day before that the Purple Star, the Big Dipper, Venus, or all sorts of random stars entered your arms..."

"Or perhaps my name is echoing throughout the entire Jueyun Realm..."

"Pfft~"

Zhong Gui turned around and saw Kaguya, who was being kicked out as usual.

"why are you laughing?"

"I remembered something funny."

"What's so funny?"

“I was kicked out of the house by Yonglin, but I’m still playing video games.”

What game are you playing?

"The Sword of Filial Piety... ah no, it's The Frozen Throne."

While they were talking, Zhongli shook his head, stood up, and left.

Instead of listening to this kid's nonsense, let's go listen to a play. Today, Mr. Yun is performing a new play called "Young Lord Exorcising Demons." Let's go and see what he thinks.

Mr. Yun knows how to ride the wave of popularity!

In the sky, Wenwen pricked up her ears, trying to hear clearly, while Zhong Gui and Huiye's argument grew quieter, but their actions became more and more intense, as if they were about to fight.

"What are you saying? Speak louder!"

Wenwen moved a little closer...

I still can't hear clearly.

A little closer.

Why is the sound even quieter?

A little closer.

No, I need more...

Snapped!

Wenwen's head was held down by a large hand.

“Wenwen, have you ever heard the saying that curiosity killed the cat?” Zhong Guihe said kindly.

Wenwen: "..."

"Haha, it's been a long time, young master. Huh? When did I get here? You guys chat, I have to leave now."

After saying that, Wenwen was about to leave.

Tear~ Tear~

"Um, young master, can you please let go of my head?"

"cannot!"

"How heartless! Hey, what are you doing!?"

Wenwen struggled incessantly, while Kaguya was already groping her all over.

A moment later, he pulled out something that looked like a camera and a notebook.

Upon seeing the notebook, Wenwen's face changed drastically, and she trembled with fear.

"Stop! That thing...that thing is the only thing you can't have!!!"

Zhong Gui: "Really? Why?"

Kaguya hung the camera around her neck and then opened her laptop.

"Stimulate!!!"

The Bunka-cho is a notebook used by Aya Shameimaru to record what she saw and heard in order to publish the "Bunbun News".

In order to gather information, Aya Shameimaru traveled throughout Gensokyo, interviewing various humans and youkai.

In summary, it records the embarrassing moments of every character, from Yukari Yakumo to the little fairy, and even includes photos of them emerging from the bath!

There's nothing she can't photograph, only things you can't imagine.

However, due to the limitation that Karasu Tengu only has one life in version 4.7 and cannot waste it, she cannot post many things, but she can keep them for herself to see.