Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

"Young Master, please take me as your sugar daddy!"

Reimu ignored Paimon's expression that seemed to say, "This person has hands and feet, yet he doesn't support himself," and pounced on Zhong Gui, hugging his leg.

(Ying: Yeah, they have hands and feet, yet they can't even support themselves...)

"Kneel back down!" Zhong Guiyi said, pointing to the thorny cushion.

"Oh."

Reimu obediently knelt back down, and her mother glared at her the moment she arrived.

Mother: Useless! You can't even do this!

Reimu: If you're so capable, then go ahead and do it!

Mother: I'm your mother! You're asking me to compete with you for a man?!

Reimu: Heh~ I can become his godfather if he pays me!

Zhong Gui ignored the mother and daughter exchanging glances below and pulled Paimon, who was flying, over.

"What's wrong with being a really bad...good person?"

"Let me masturbate a bit..."

"???"

Feeling much better, Zhong Gui looked at Jun Li.

Kamijou Touma? How did this unlucky guy get in here?

Not bad, though. The leader is a real man!

Athena? Which Athena? There are so many Athenas in all the universes, and you don't even give them a suffix!?

The last "Sage Emperor" was even more outrageous; in Chinese history, there were over four hundred emperors who called themselves "Sage Emperors."

Could it be Brother Zheng? He's a regular visitor.

[Zhong Gui: @Holy Emperor, have you arrived at the sand dunes yet?]

[The Holy Emperor: Huh?]

"Young Master, are you out of your mind?" Knowing her beloved toy had gotten into trouble, Kaguya saw Zhong Guifa's message as soon as she arrived at the Hakurei Shrine. "Look at that person's profile picture, okay..."

Kaguya strolled over to Reimu and her mother and glanced at the thorns that hadn't bled a drop of blood.

Kaguya: "..."

"It's just a toy, why make such a fuss..."

Reimu: "Kaguya, well done! I support you taking over!"

"Just chop him up!" Kaguya's face darkened. "There's no need to keep this brat who smashed your figure display case alive!"

Mother: "Heh, I knew it... Sister Gan Yu is the best in the world!"

Reimu: "Indeed!"

Kaguya gently poked Reimu's forehead and gave her a little horn, saying, "You know, you can't touch your waifu or figurines, especially since you two almost took them apart!"

Reimu: “…”

Kaguya: "These two must be the famous Traveler and Paimon, right?"

"Do you know us?" Ying asked, looking at the princess before her.

When she saw Kaguya, the word "princess" came to her mind.

While Kaguya and Ying were talking, Zhong Gui finally noticed that the Holy Emperor's portrait was that of a girl.

"Hmm...looks familiar."

He had seen too many white-haired beauties who looked like ladies from noble families; this kind of persona was easy to repeat, so Zhong Gui didn't recognize her at first.

"Kaguya, do you know her?"

“A dark-skinned loli,” Kaguya replied without turning her head.

Zhong Gui: "..."

He's hardened his fist! He wants to smash the Earth to pieces!

The dark loli... oops, I mean "Black Bullet". Zhong Gui hasn't seen this anime because he doesn't like it.

But he'd read a lot of fan fiction, clips, and... doujinshi.

The reason he reads fanfiction is because he dislikes this world and wants someone or something to come in and change it.

It was a hateful world, a world that needed deus ex machina.

Paimon lay frozen in Zhong Gui's arms—what was happening? Why was it suddenly so cold? Paimon was terrified! Traveler, please save me!

Reimu: "Gurgle.jpg"

Mom: "Gulp.jpg"

Reimu: Mother, what's going on? Why is there such a murderous aura? They wouldn't kill us, would they?

Mother: Reimu, quickly offer yourself as my bedmate, or we'll be doomed!

Reimu: It's not that easy!

"Um, young master, my mother needs to speak with you!"

"What's wrong?" Zhong Gui rubbed Paimon's groin, which had been startled, and looked at his mother with a puzzled expression.

Mother: Hmm? The murderous aura has subsided? What happened?

Seeing that his mother didn't speak, Zhong Gui said, "Get up. If you steal again, hand it over to Yan Fei for processing."

"You two go and call everyone over. We're going out for a bit."

"Young Master, what are their names?" Reimu quickly stood up and asked.

"Those who can fight, those who can kill. Oh, and those who can take care of children, bring them too, the more the better."

[Zhong Gui: @All members, those sleeping, eating, working, studying, and playing games, stop for a moment! Bring everyone you can, as many as possible, let's go kill someone!]

[Tony: Murder? Who?]

[Xiaoyu: Murder? Cool!]

[Zhong Gui: Oh right, @Xiaoyu @Kinomoto Sakura @Liu Maoxing @Matou Sakura, you guys don't need to go.]

[Xiaoyu: Why?]

[Matou Sakura: Big brother...]

[Zhong Gui: Xiao Ying, be good! The last two days were inappropriate for children! You can go again in a couple of days.]

[Zhong Gui: @All members, there are no good people among us today!]

[Touma Kamijou: Um... who are you? What kind of superpower is this? How can it affect me?]

[Touma Kamijou: Oh, and killing people isn't a good thing, is it?]

[Athena: This gentleman is right, murder is wrong...]

[Emperor: What exactly is this?]

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Chapter 321 Murder is wrong... but absolutely right!

"This is terrifying, they actually want to kill someone!?"

"Is this some kind of prank by that ability user?"

In Academy City, Touma Kamijou kept slapping his head with his right hand, only to find it was no use.

"Who did this? Should we call a doctor?"

When Mom thought of her "private" doctor, she wondered if the frog doctor would know what was going on.

[Ding-dong~ Zhong Gui uploaded "The Dark Bullet"]

The mother clicked it instinctively...

Kamijou Touma: "..."

"Touma, Touma, what's wrong with you?" The house-elf Index stared wide-eyed at Touma Kamijou, who had been hitting her head earlier, and now had a sinister expression that didn't fit her usual persona.

Index looked at the food in her arms. "Did Touma go bankrupt?"

……

Marvel Universe, Stark Tower.

"Tony, what do you want with us?"

The Avengers walked in, and Black Widow Natasha spoke first.

Tony sat on the sofa without getting up, staring silently at the wine glass in his hand, as if he could see something different in the red wine.

The group looked at each other, unsure of what to do, and could only find a place to sit down.

"Tony, what's wrong?" Captain Steve asked hurriedly as soon as he sat down.