Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

Reimu: "This space is large and comfortable to use."

Because their washroom area was outside, they could see a giant humanoid figure on another island as soon as they looked up.

Reimu: "It wasn't there yesterday, was it?"

Mother: No.

Reimu: "It's so big, how about..."

Mother: "Should we charge him some venue fee?"

Reimu, Grandma: "..."

After a moment of silence, Reimu quickly rubbed her face. "Calm down, let's find out who it is first, and see if we can afford to offend them."

"Yes, yes, let's go take a look first."

……

"How is it!?" Zhong Gui asked, pointing at the giant Gundam figure.

"It's amazing!" Sanae exclaimed, her eyes shining as she looked at the Gundam in front of her. "It's really made!"

"Hmph, who am I? I'm the leader of Liyue, how could I not do it!"

Zhong Gui spoke with great pride, for this was the first Gundam he had ever built in Liyue!

He even started fantasizing about adding Gundam to the "Wide Silence".

All the aesthetically unappealing anti-entropy mechs should be retired!

(Tesla: Swear words!)

"Excuse me." Hughie walked past Zhong Gui with a wrench in her hand. She hadn't had a proper rest for several days because of building this thing.

On the other side is Yagokoro Eirin, who is modifying the design drawings. Eirin also feels quite helpless. How did she, a doctor, start building Gundam?

Two days ago, the princess suddenly approached her and said that the young master wanted to make a life-size figurine and hoped that she could help.

Eirin thought for a long time but couldn't think of anything that involved her in making figurines. Would rolling pills count as making figurines?

What they ended up making was mechs...

This is something she, a mere doctor, actually knows how to do...

You can always believe that a doctor who created the sci-fi city of Lunar Capital is a great physicist, and incidentally also an all-around scientist in chemistry, biology, materials, mechanics, artificial intelligence, and so on.

That's right, she's the scientist who infiltrated the unscientific Gensokyo!

Driven by the young lord's idea and the princess's encouragement, Eirin stopped her drug experiments and came to build Gundam.

Eirin and Shubi worked together and quickly drew up suitable blueprints, and then the two of them began construction.

Eirin: "It's not that complicated. It doesn't need to fight. As long as it can move, that's fine. I'm busy, so don't make too much trouble."

Hugh: "It's hard not to agree!"

The Gundam designs they created were simply enlarged, movable robots with a cockpit added to their heads.

There's nothing else~

If you were to use this thing in combat... it might not even be able to defeat the one-eyed little treasure that was developed specifically for combat.

The two very busy people simplified the design as much as possible in order to get to their own work.

To say that he was using excellent "ministers" instead of letting them do their work, and instead creating spectacles for himself... what a foolish ruler!

Sanae: "So cool!"

Kaguya: "One to one, it's perfect!"

Zhong Gui: "Right, right!"

Very well, let's add one more: "The wicked concubine ruins the country!"

This scene is hard not to remind people of King You of Zhou and Bao Si, and King Zhou of Shang and Daji.

This is a spectacle... The only thing worth praising about this Gundam is its defense.

Zhong Gui was right, he really did participate in the manufacturing!

Every piece of material, including the screws, was sized and shaped by Hughes' projection and then hand-molded by Zhong Gui.

You may look down on its fighting power, but you cannot look down on its ability to be fought.

Although it moves slowly, if someone can swing it directly, it is one of the strongest artifacts (Teyvat only).

Morax can handcraft all sorts of five-star artifacts, so the ones assembled from materials crafted by Zhong Gui are certainly not to be underestimated.

If it could move a little faster, combined with its sturdy body, it would be quite strong, but Shubi didn't have time to optimize it...

Hugh: "Make way!"

She needed to finish assembling this thing quickly so she could accompany Rick on his inspection tour of the various departments.

"What is this?" Grandma flew over and saw a group of idle people gathered around. "It's really big."

And Reimu—

"￥v￥!!!"

Her eyes had become completely obsessed with money.

Mother: "Reimu, what's wrong?"

"It's alright, it's alright, Mom, don't worry about it."

Mother: "..."

You're still okay? You're drooling all over the floor.

There's definitely something about this thing that I haven't discovered yet!

Mom looked for a long time but couldn't find anything... Wait a minute!

Grandma stared intently at the Gundam itself. Was this thing some kind of divine artifact?

What would happen if we dismantled it and sold it at night?

Reimu: "→_→"

Mom: "←_←"

Don't touch me, this is mine!

Whoever grabs it keeps it!

Meanwhile, Ying and the others finally arrived at Liyue Harbor.

"Over here, over here, we've been waiting for you for a long time~" Before they even entered Liyue Harbor, they saw a green-clad bard waving at them.

Paimon: "A street performer? How come you're faster than us? Wait a minute, this isn't a place for you, is it?"

Ying, hands on hips, asked, "Why are you running around everywhere instead of staying in Mondstadt?"

Wendy: "I'm just here to wait for you guys so I can be your guide~ Hehe~"

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Chapter 318 Wendy: My Wine!!!

Diluc: "How strange, how come I always seem to see you outside of Mondstadt?"

"Lord Diluc, don't say that! I'm here to help you!" Wendy chuckled. "Don't worry, as long as you take me with you, no one will dare to trick you!"

Wendy thumped her chest loudly, "Just don't forget to include me when you treat us!"

You're here to discuss business, you definitely won't just have one meal, right? Hehe, this is a really good job!

Paimon: "Oh, by the way, speaking of treating... we brought you a gift, you busker."

"A gift? What gift?"

Paimon took a bottle of wine from Ying and hugged it to his arms. "This is it, this is a very, very good wine!"

Paimon proudly handed the bottle to Wendy. "We asked Lord Diluc, and this is the finest wine. It was discovered by me and the Traveller in Mondstadt. Since you've taken such good care of us, we'll share a bottle with you."

Wendy stared silently at the drink Paimon offered her.

"The words on this wine bottle..."

“Hmm, the writing on this is strange. Neither the Traveler nor I recognize it. It doesn’t seem to be Teyvat writing,” Paimon said, placing the bottle in Wendy’s hand.

Diluc: "Pfft~"

Wendy glanced at him, then looked at Xiangling, and asked with her last hope, "Didn't this come from Xiangling's brother?"

“Singing, didn’t I just say this? This was found in Mondstadt.” Paimon gave him a look that said, “You have a bad memory.” “Let me tell you, it was really cold there. It took us ages to climb up.”

After that, Wendy couldn't hear anything else—nothing about "the Great Snow Mountain," "the Land of Ice and Snow," "the Big Nail," etc. All he knew was that his treasure had been stolen...

This is the second time! He's the mighty Wind God, you know! It's one thing to be broke most of the time, but how come his hard-earned savings for his funeral are always being stolen?!

“Wow wow wow wow wow!!!”

Paimon: "Why are you crying, you street performer?"

Ying: What's wrong?