Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

"One three."

"Bigger than you."

"..."

……

Yuanzang Mountain.

"What the hell is this thing?" Kiritsugu Emiya looked through his sniper scope at the besieged red dragon, and he also saw Saber attacking while standing on the water.

I never expected that this thing could withstand the siege of so many powerful people.

Logically speaking, the Great Red Dragon should be quite famous, and Kiritsugu Emiya, as a magician, should know it. However, he had never seen this enormous creature with seven "heads" all of which were beautiful girls before, and he had no idea that this was the legendary Great Red Dragon.

"Watch your eyes, don't look around!" Tokiomi Tohsaka, who was sitting on Kariya's bottom, said, "That's my daughter. If you dare to attack me, you'll regret it!"

Kariya: "He's right."

Although they didn't know the exact relationship between BB and Sakura, based on their limited understanding, they knew that Sakura had become a Heroic Spirit, possibly from a parallel world or the future. In any case, it was a different Sakura, and they had to stand with them.

"Don't worry, I won't attack." Kiritsugu Emiya had no intention of attacking; he just wanted to see what was happening.

“Attacks on girls are not something I do now,” Kiritsugu Emiya sighed. “I’ll leave that to other girls.”

He saw Ilya rushing forward waving her magic wand, and his childlike wife, 540, would have joined in if someone hadn't stopped her.

Alice, you're not a magical girl!

but……

"Looks like it's coming to an end." Kiritsugu Emiya took out a cigarette and gestured for her to move aside.

Yan Ye: "I don't smoke, I have children at home."

Tokiomi: "Not smoking would be too inelegant."

Kiritsugu put the cigarette away again. It really wasn't right; he had children at home too—he needed to quit smoking!

Kariya: "What happened?"

"A massive melee—either the heroic spirits are killed, or the monster is killed. Either way, we'll have enough energy for making wishes and for the passage to the 'Root.'"

Kiritsugu fiddled with his lighter. "Get ready, there won't be another Holy Grail War."

"Emiya Kiritsugu, you promised me to enter the 'Root,' we're not in conflict!" Tokiomi made his last stand.

"Head of the Tohsaka family, you'll have to ask Mr. Matou about that."

Kariya smiled and said, "Tokiomi, it was I who prevented you from entering the 'Root'~"

"Matō Kariya!!!"

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Chapter 291 Yan Ye: (Shakes the Eye of the Water God) I'm rich!

"Tokiomi, I don't care who wins or loses, you just can't win."

Matou Kariya spoke with absolute certainty.

"Why!? I'm Sakura's father!"

Tokiomi had anticipated problems, but he never imagined that the seemingly idle Matou Kariya would be so ruthless.

"You know you're Sakura's father, right? I'm here to avenge Sakura!"

"you--!"

"Alright, alright." Kariya pressed Tokiomi's outstretched hand back. "Calm down, getting angry isn't good for your health, and Sakura will be sad~"

You even knew Sakura would be sad?! Sakura would be sad... As expected, it was all that treacherous minister, Matou Kariya, who deceived the emperor and acted on his own initiative!

Kiritsugu Emiya squatted down in front of Tokiomi Tohsaka's head. "Tokiomi, do you have any extra purification devices? I'm afraid we might not have enough."

Toosaka Tokiomi: “…”

What? You pinned me down and now you expect me to provide you with a purification system? Am I some kind of innocent victim?

Kariya: "Tokiomi, you don't want Fuyuki City to be corrupted by the black mud, do you?"

Tokiomi: "..."

Tokiomi Tohsaka took out the "Eye of God" and shook it, and a bunch of purification devices were shaken out.

"This is all the money I emptied my savings..."

"Really? You mean the Tohsaka family is broke? What about Aoi and Rin?! How are you going to support them?! Is this how you act as a husband and father?!" Kariya roared. "Just to pursue the 'Root'?! Just for magic?! You're not even worthy of being a man!"

"Go on," Tokiomi Tohsaka said calmly, without any expression on his face.

"Send it to the Matou family, I'll raise it!" Matou Kariya said, looking all rich and powerful.

The Matou family is wealthy. Matou Tsuruno, who has broken free from constraints, and Matou Shinji, who has become more sensible, have contributed a lot to the family. Both father and son are geniuses who are good at everything except magic, but they were suppressed by the old bug in the past, which made the family no longer peaceful.

Kariya touched his water-type "Eye of God," exclaiming, "Rich!"

A water-based rich woman... Pshaw! A water-based tycoon!

Facing the ill-intentioned Kariya, Tokiomi chuckled twice, then said to Kiritsugu Emiya, "Kiritsugu Emiya, how about we team up? I can give you anything this fool can give you!"

"You can't give me that." With a complex expression, Kiritsugu Emiya took out a chess piece. "You can't give me that..."

"That's!!!" Tokiomi Tohsaka was so shocked that he almost knocked Kariya off his back.

"Emiya Kiritsugu... no, Matou Kariya, why do you have this thing!?"

"The Heart of God"! It is the true "Heart of God"!

"Sakura left it on the table. I remembered I was going to hit you, so I just brought it with me," Kariya said.

"You stole it, didn't you!?"

"Think what you want," Yan Ye said indifferently.

Sakura borrowed this "Heart of God" and accidentally placed it on Kariya's desk, who was about to cause trouble. Kariya then happened to take it.

Finally, when Kariya and Kiritsugu were discussing it, Kiritsugu was missing a protective "treasure". After thinking for a long time, Kariya took out this thing.

This can be considered one of the backup plans to protect him from being swallowed by the black mud.

The Matou family is incredibly wealthy!

Tokiomi Tohsaka suddenly wondered if Rin had any "secret stash of money"?

……

"EX—Curry Stick!!!"

"Benzaiten Five-Stringed Biwa!!!"

The two Noble Phantasms collided, and the thick beam of light pierced through Meltlilith.

"hateful……"

Meltlilith let out a low growl tinged with regret and vanished in the light.

This clash of Noble Phantasms was a huge disadvantage for her, since her lower body was bound and she couldn't move at all.

BB: "Lilith!!!"

"Stop wailing." Meltlilith's head grew back. "Isn't her sword a jinx to us?"

"Hmm... a little. Mainly the King Arthur one, I'm not too sure about the one with the ahoge," BB said.

"BB, have you thought about how to get away?" Meltlilith glanced at Sajou Aika, who was fighting in the distance with her Japanese-style clothes and origami. "If this continues, we won't be able to escape either."

"I don't have any ideas~" BB shrugged. "After all, I'm just a BB~"

"→_→!"

"What exactly is going on? Why is it such a mess?"

"This? Pretty simple." BB glanced at the battlefield, casually dodging a random arrow from Kama. "Our goal is to beat these little girls up, to teach them that 'Sakura' is not to be humiliated! As for the rest... it doesn't matter, it's good to have some fun~"

"What a mess! We've already beaten up the fox, and these little girls know how powerful we are. They should stop now," Meltlilith said.

BB pointed at Sajou Aika, "But now it's not up to us to decide~"

Why did you bring her in?!

"We were just afraid we couldn't beat 'The Root.' Who knew she'd be even more troublesome than the enemy? Watch out!"

BB pushed Meltlilith to dodge Kama's arrow, which struck Saber, who was rushing over to attack.

Saber: "~Hmm~"

Saber, her face flushed and her eyes alluring, looked towards Irisviel cheering from the distant shore before leaving the battlefield.

BB: "Tsk tsk tsk~ That's too brutal!"

"Hmph, let's take her out first!" Meltlilith glared angrily at Gamo. They had taken quite a few of his attacks, and their minds were filled with a jumble of chaotic thoughts that they couldn't calm down.

If most of their passion hadn't been absorbed by the main head and Parvati, they wouldn't have been fighting so fiercely; they would have collapsed to the ground long ago.

BB didn't reply. She seemed to have remembered something interesting. "What if we all worked together to forcefully push Sajyo Aika out of the way because she was busy fighting the 'Root' and didn't have time to pay attention to us, and then let Kama shoot her with all his might?"

“We will die.”