Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

what is the problem?

Kaslana's brain isn't quite working properly.

Otto, where are you, Otto? I need you—an external thinking circuit!

Perhaps because her external thought circuits were missing, Kallen passively activated Kaslana's hidden skill—Wisdom!

"You just said five hundred years later? This isn't five hundred years ago..." I feel like I said something nonsense. My brain has been used for a long time and is a bit "rusty".

Fortunately, the person opposite her was also Kaslana, who understood Kallen's thought process.

“That’s right. You traveled five hundred years to the town of Klossen five hundred years in the future. To be precise, you died five hundred years ago, and now you have been resurrected by your grandfather.”

Karen was able to appear here because she thought it was Otto who did it, and that only he in the world could do such a thing.

Especially now that Cecilia has been resurrected, Kiana (Durandal) is alright, and the Valkyrie who died in the riot has reappeared... her negative feelings towards Otto have decreased rapidly, and she now admires Otto very much.

"Your grandfather resurrected me? Does the Kaslana family have someone with such abilities?" Seeing the warriors below methodically eliminating the Honkai Beasts, Kallen wasn't in a hurry to go down and instead started talking to Theresa.

She was absolutely certain that the girl in front of her was Kaslana.

However, in Kallen's (aeeh) mind, Kaslana's skills lay entirely in combat; they were all born warriors. But to do fancy tricks… could they even do it? No way! They didn't have the brains for it, you know that!

“My grandfather was Otto, Otto Apocalypse.”

Karen leans back tactically.

“Otto? Isn’t this five hundred years in the future? Wait! Otto has a granddaughter? He’s married? Who is she? What’s her name? Do I know her? How is her married life?” Karen asked with some surprise. Although she didn’t take the engagement seriously, she still felt a little sorry for Otto.

"Hmm... Grandpa never married. He spent five hundred years trying to resurrect you. As for me, I am a life created by Grandpa using your genes... your bloodline."

Karen: "..."

Karen couldn't help but sigh, "Is that so..."

Karen couldn't help but hug Theresa after hearing her words. Was this her child?

“And what about those below?” Kallen asked, looking at the “Theresa” figures below. “Are they like you?”

"I don't know either..." She was also puzzled. Logically speaking, there should only be her and Amber left now, so how come there are other "Theresa"?

"Should we go help?" Karen was itching to get involved.

“No need. Karen, your condition hasn’t been confirmed yet, and we don’t know if there will be any aftereffects. You should stay here for now,” Theresa said.

"So cute~" Karen subconsciously touched Theresa's little face.

"What's so cute about it!" Theresa stomped her foot. "Don't offend the headmaster's dignity!"

"Hehehe~" Kallen looked down at Theresa, then suddenly remembered that they were in the air. She tapped the small transport ship with her foot. "Is this... an airplane? Did Otto make it?"

Her mind started to clear up, and she remembered Otto's plane. Wasn't this thing just a modified version of Otto's plane?

"That's it."

This is actually reverse entropy.

Speaking of entropy—

"Gentlemen, may we come up and talk?"

As the battle neared its end, the Anti-Entropy command ship had entered and had been hovering not far from Theresa and the other woman for quite some time.

Theresa knew what was going on but didn't bother with it. Kallen assumed it was Theresa's person and didn't ask for the time being. The two of them started chatting on their own, leaving the command ship aside.

After waiting for a while, Dr. Tesla, who was anxious, still hadn't spoken, but Dr. Einstein instead told them to come in quickly.

Tesla: "What are you doing, you 'bird's nest' guy? Let them chat a little longer. I want to know how they managed to come back to life."

Einstein: "Wouldn't it be better to call them in and ask them directly?"

Tesla: "...Indeed."

Chapter 288 BB: I'm reporting Parvati! (Go back to Type-Moon for a stroll)

(And for those who want to read Type-Moon... my subscriptions dropped drastically, and they only started to recover a bit these past two days because I haven't been writing about Type-Moon... I'll finish what I started and focus on developing the new storyline. I have a feeling that I'm pleasing neither side, which is actually my problem. I shouldn't have been working on two storylines at the same time, neglecting one for the other. Like someone said about me: I just don't have the ability.)

"Roman, what happened? Chaldea's instruments are going off like crazy."

"It's just that a human evil has emerged."

"Human evil? That's all? Are you crazy? Am I crazy?!" Da Vinci of Chaldea spat out a mouthful of coffee.

Although they know they will have a bitter feud with humans in the future, they haven't encountered a single one yet.

However, the timid Dr. Roman was not too nervous. Apart from being a little nervous at the beginning, he was now completely calm.

"Humans are just evil, don't worry, Leonardo da Vinci, Ritsuka is invincible!" Roman glanced in the direction of the Matou residence, "Besides, there's a big shot here, he can't cause any trouble."

You weren't so nervous when the evil god descended, so why is a human evil just coming along like this?

How could so many of them not be able to defeat a single human evil?

But... is this thing among the Seven Evils of Humanity?

Seeing this character's combination of ferocity and cuteness, Roman was a little confused.

What Roman didn't know was that the thing created by Sajou Aika was the origin of human evil, the first setting, and everything that followed evolved from it. However, whether this is one of the seven human evils depends on whether the setting of this half-"eunuch" is completed later.

Parsonslip: "Awoo~"

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BB: "Be fierce, you're too cute!"

Meltlilith wasn't happy to see BB bullying Passenlip: "Then why don't you do one!?"

"Alright, alright, watch this, Awooo!!! Hehehe~" BB put her hands on her hips, "See that? One bite and you're a little loli!"

"Hehehe, you still have to watch me, I'm a proper human evil!" Kama's expression changed, and he looked "fiercely" at the constantly dodging Yae no Miko, "Awooo!!! One bite after another, foxes!"

The "heads" watched Parvati and Yae no Miko "fight" and, out of boredom, started competing to see who was fiercer and who was the most ruthless red dragon head.

The result... was not satisfactory.

BB gave Kama a disdainful look. "You heretic, don't talk to us, okay? We're all cute and beautiful girls, and you're just a burly man with shaggy feet."

"Don't say that. I'm the fused consciousness of Kama and Matou Sakura, so I'm a girl too~"

"Pshaw~ Ask anyone who would believe that?"

"Baby, darling~" Kama's eyes lit up, "Who do you think is the strongest 'Sakura'?"

“Of course it’s me,” BB answered without hesitation.

No matter what kind of infinitely evolving Emperor Flower, what kind of great goddess Tonggeparvati, what kind of human evil Kama... none of them will do!

"Why are you asking this? Are you trying to trick me?" BB was cautious and didn't notice anything suspicious.

Even if I say I'm better than "Matou Sakura", that child won't get angry.

"Nothing, I just want to know why such a powerful senior like BB was turned into a 'head'?"

"They didn't win."

Yes, that's how shameless we are!

Do you think BB would say he was careless? While he was indeed careless, saying that at this point would sound like an excuse, which is not only useless but also makes him a laughing stock. It would be better to just admit that he didn't win.

"You human evil is right here too~"

Kama: "..."

She didn't even blink...

"Master, I'm reporting this!" BB suddenly raised his hand.

"What is it?" Aika Sajou looked at her with displeasure.

"Parvati didn't give it her all!"

Sajo Aika: “???”

Do you even need to tell me? I have eyes.

Parvati currently lacks initiative and relies entirely on Ayaka Sajou's manipulation to fight. As for Ayaka Sajou's fighting skills... it can only be said that Yae no Miko is suppressed by Parvati's powerful strength, speed, and energy.

"I have a way to get Parvati to play at his best!"

"How to do it?"

"Let Kama shoot her!"

Kama: "!!!"

Kama stared at BB in disbelief. What outrageous things was she saying?!

Kama, also known as Kamadeva, is the god of love in Indian mythology. Originally a male god, he manifested in the world in the form of a familiar young woman.

This is said to be related to the girl's original uniqueness, as well as the existence of another goddess who is also a pseudo-Servant.

The other goddess mentioned here is Parvati.

The gods once suffered because of a demon named Taraka, and later they learned that only Shiva and Parvati's son could defeat this demon. However, Shiva was focused on his spiritual practice at the time and ignored Parvati.

The troubled gods sent Kama, hoping he could shoot an arrow of lust at Shiva, thus restoring Shiva's love for his wife.

Legend has it that Kama possessed a bow made of sugarcane and arrows decorated with flowers, which could awaken the desires of those struck by his arrows.