Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

"Lord Tohsaka knows my daughter too? My daughter is quite cute."

"You cowardly bastard who sold his daughter for personal gain!"

"Lord Tohsaka," Kiritsugu Emiya's face darkened, "Don't tarnish my daughter's reputation; she still has a long way to go before she gets married!"

"you--"

"By the way, Lord Tohsaka, I know that the Tohsaka family's magic is very strong, far beyond what a half-baked magician like me who relies on external objects can compare to. So I found an assistant. You won't mind, will you?"

"helper!?"

Tokiomi Tohsaka subconsciously took two steps back. If it were Hisamu Maiya, he wouldn't need to worry, but he no longer considered Hisamu Maiya; she was no longer someone a minor character could be involved in.

At times like this, the helper Kiritsugu Emiya can find is definitely a master!

"Tokiomi Tohsaka, it's been a long time." (530)

"I met you just the day before yesterday! Matou Kariya!"

The newcomer was none other than Matou Kariya, the chief eunuch and a notorious traitor in Tokiomi Tohsaka's eyes.

"How did you come?"

"Me? I've been wanting to discuss Sakura with you for a while now." Matou Kariya brandished a strangely shaped greatsword that looked like it came from an online game. "Perfect timing, this gentleman found me, and we hit it off immediately~"

"Tokiomi, you're not going to run away because you're afraid of the two of us magicians working together, are you?"

Toosaka Tokiomi: “…”

A very blatant provocation!

But the problem now isn't two "amateur magicians," it's two Genshin Impact players fighting against me!

What is this? The two outsiders, Einzbern and Marchi, are bullying the locals?!

I glanced at the water element "God's Eye" on Kariya Matou and the ice element "God's Eye" on Kiritsugu Emiya...

I'll definitely be frozen solid, right?

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Chapter 281 Tokiomi: Is Young Master a neighborhood committee auntie?!

"Ouch! That's terrible!"

Zhong Gui gasped as he looked in the direction of Yuanzang Mountain.

Tokiomi Tohsaka didn't move an inch from beginning to end, and was continuously frozen by Kiritsugu Emiya and Kariya Matou.

Matou Kariya swung his greatsword like a club, putting all his strength into every strike.

Whoever you are, Dark Swordsman Kalia!

……

"Hahahaha~ Tokiomi is actually in such a sorry state." Vimana laughed wildly.

"Your Master got beaten up, and you're just watching the show?" Ishtar asked upon hearing Gilgamesh's words. "That's not like you at all."

"He is not my subject, nor has he asked me for help. Why should I go to his aid?"

Tokiomi Tohsaka did not pledge allegiance to me, nor did he ask me to be his servant; their relationship was merely a contractual one.

Gilgamesh escaped from Fujimaru Ritsuka's clutches with the help of Tokiomi Tohsaka, and Tokiomi Tohsaka obtained a spot in the Holy Grail War with the help of Gilgamesh.

“They are all subjects of one man, and they will not allow outsiders to participate.”

The elderly wise king understood very well that if someone called on outsiders for help at this time, it would be tantamount to admitting defeat, and he would also be ostracized by everyone.

If an outsider were to "help," they might put aside their differences and jointly attack the person who "helped."

Even if brothers quarrel, they should not be disgraced by outsiders!

"Tokiomi, you've got guts!"

In truth, Tokiomi wasn't courageous; he simply had neither the opportunity nor the person to ask for help. He needed to ask for help from his own people who possessed the "Divine Eyes," but those who could come had already attacked him. The only ones who couldn't come were the Ryougi family, none of whom were in Fuyuki City.

Besides Young Master and those little girls, there was no one else in Fuyuki City.

As for summoning Gilgamesh? Don't be ridiculous! If he actually did it, he would be a traitor within the system and might never be valued again, which would be far more tragic than getting beaten up.

Kariya sat happily on the body of the beaten and immobilized Tokiomi, "Yo, isn't this the great head of the Tohsaka family? What happened to your great magic? Heh~"

Kariya mocked Tokiomi. Not counting the possible underhanded tricks of Emiya Kiritsugu, Tokiomi's magical abilities were indeed stronger than his and Emiya Kiritsugu's, but he didn't dare to use them. Tokiomi didn't dare to insult himself and then cast a spell in front of Kariya.

As for the strength of the Genshin Impact system?

Haha~

To be honest, Tokiomi Tohsaka is the weakest!

He is not as good as Kiritsugu Emiya, who just obtained the "Eye of God".

"The Eye of God" is somewhat like the embodiment of life experiences and journeys, and the manifestation of a strong will.

Kiritsugu Emiya's life is a journey from having love to giving up love, then to saving the world alone, and finally to having love again...

While he was in Teyvat, he heard that the Ice God was the god of "love," a lonely god who had closed himself off from love, a god who wanted to save the world...

Based on his limited information, Matou Kariya believed that Emiya Kiritsugu resembled the god he had only heard bits and pieces about.

He suspected that Kiritsugu Emiya's constellation was definitely not low!

He was neither too high nor too low in strength, but he was slightly better than Tokiomi Tohsaka, who had suddenly switched systems without either jumping out of magic or completely entering Genshin Impact.

Moreover, as a novel editor, he also had many exchanges with another "water god" in Liyue and learned a lot of tips on using water-based swords.

He might not be able to play, but when it comes to IV drips—

While I wouldn't dare say my master is number one and I'm number two, I'm more than capable of assisting Emiya Kiritsugu!

"Leave this to me, Mr. Emiya, please go and get busy."

Kariya greeted Kiritsugu in a friendly manner.

"Kariya! He's an outsider!" Tokiomi Tohsaka roared from beneath him, "We can't let him get the Holy Grail!"

"You just said that we Machiri are outsiders."

"Tohsaka and Matou will jointly govern Fuyuki City!"

"I'm going to change my surname to Machiri. I don't like the surname Matou."

"you--"

Tokiomi was so angry that he couldn't speak, and blood kept flowing from the corner of his mouth.

"Heh~ Tokiomi, only we can obtain the Holy Grail. Those children don't need one more Holy Grail, and neither do I. That leaves only you and Kiritsugu Emiya."

Kariya patted Tokiomi's face with his sword, "But I don't want you to have it~"

"Hoo~ Emiya... Emiya Kiritsugu's wish is problematic..."

"Don't worry, I'll check how the Holy Grail grants wishes. If it works, I'll use it; if not, I won't," Kiritsugu said, looking up as he fiddled with the Tokiomi purification device.

Tokiomi: "You believe him?"

Yan Ye: "He wouldn't dare lie to me."

Yan Ye pulled out a piece of paper with their contract written on it.

"Contract"

"Kiritsugu Emiya (identity confirmed by a drop of blood above his name) can only use the Holy Grail to make a wish after Kariya Matou (identity confirmed by a drop of blood above his name) has approved it. Note: This applies only to the Holy Grail used during the Fourth Holy Grail War."

"Signatures: Kiritsugu Emiya (blood), Kariya Matou (blood)"

"Seal of the Rock King Emperor"

(Note: Once the crown prince ascends the throne, he is also the emperor. Official documents can no longer use the term "crown prince." Official documents will uniformly refer to him as "Emperor Yan Wang".)

Tokiomi: "Not rigorous!"

Yan Ye: "He knows what to do if he still wants to stay in this industry." ~

Tokiomi: "Emiya Kiritsugu, what if Matou Kariya doesn't agree to your wish at all? Or what if he makes the wish himself!?"

"He knows what to do as long as he wants to stay in this industry." Kiritsugu Emiya casually repeated Kariya's words.

Having powerful backers and influential figures protecting you, having a divine mandate to vouch for you, and even being able to complain to someone when you're tricked by someone's wordplay... that's really great!!!

Tokiomi: "Are you treating Young Master like a neighborhood committee auntie?"

Yanye: "..."

Kiritsugu: "..."

Tokiomi: "..."

Tokiomi: "I didn't say anything just now."

Kariya: "I didn't hear it either..."

Kiritsugu: "Do you think it's possible that he can hear me?"

Tokiomi: "..."

Tokiomi buried his face in the ground and stopped talking.