Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

"what are you up to?"

"Don't worry, I was more anxious than you, but they should be out of danger now."

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Chapter 265 System: Boss, quickly protect my image!

"What is this?" Yae no Miko looked at the tofu in front of her with some trepidation. "Mapo tofu? It doesn't look like it!"

She'd had Mapo Tofu before, but this particular kind was something she'd never tried before.

When she went to Liyue, she had eaten all kinds of tofu, including the ones made by Wanmintang, Liuliting, Xinyuexuan, and Wangshu Inn. She had even tried the magical Mapo Tofu at Juxialou, but she really didn't want to try this one.

"I eat fried tofu!"

"This is also tofu, and it also contains oil."

"Chili oil?" The god rudely poked at the plate. "Where's the tofu? The plate is full of chili oil, and there are only a few pieces of tofu. It's not even enough for us to share."

The god threw down his chopsticks, thinking, "It's fine if I don't have any; it's good that I'm not eating."

"Master, you should eat something in the morning." BB placed another full plate of Mapo Tofu in front of Shinko.

“Servants need to maintain their fighting strength, you eat.” The priest pushed the food back.

"It's not good to eat this so late at night, so I won't eat it."

You know it's not good?

Is this all we're having for breakfast?

“No, 04 is for you guys to eat,” Zhong Gui said, taking a bite of the fried dough stick.

On the other side, Sakura and Ellie ate very light meals.

"Oh dear, you tricked my sister into coming here and this is how you treat me? I'm going to tell Ying when we get back that you bullied me!"

"Give--"

"What?" The goddess instinctively took it. "An onion?"

"Yes, remember to apply some when you cry."

BB: "You have absolutely no chivalry towards women..."

BB was somewhat afraid of Zhong Gui, fearing that he might be exorcising demons.

She's still a child, young and doesn't want to die.

"Ok?"

"Big brother, what's wrong?" Xiaoying asked when she saw Zhong Gui suddenly look up.

"It's okay, someone contacted me."

[Zhong Gui: What happened?]

[System: Boss, Ryougi and the others want to "repair" Irisviel and her daughter.]

[Zhong Gui: ? ? ? ]

[System: Boss, you usually only contact Matou Sakura, and the time you spend with them is very limited. So they suddenly had this idea to do something, like become a heroine, and then ask you to pay attention to "background characters".]

[Zhong Gui: What business is it of theirs?]

[System: Zhi thinks that mother and daughter are too popular, so... if you kill the national treasure, you'll become the national treasure too~]

[Zhong Gui: ...That's all.]

[System: Okay. Then they tied the person up, but when they were about to do it, they found they couldn't bring themselves to do it. Since they couldn't be bad people, they decided to be good people and show you that they were kind little princesses who never lifted a finger—magical girls full of truth, goodness, and beauty!]

[Zhong Gui: ...]

[System: As you know, I'm the one controlling their magic wands. Right now, they're waving their wands, trying to turn themselves back into normal people. In their understanding, magical girls' wands are omnipotent... but I don't have that ability...]

[Zhong Gui: You're really useless! Aren't you supposed to be at the cosmic level? You can't even do this simple thing?]

[System: Um... what they wanted was a magic spell that would instantly activate, while I only know how to repair and replace things with appropriate procedures. It's not so much that I can't do it, but rather that my program can't do what they want me to do.]

[Zhong Gui: Couldn't you just pretend you didn't hear their demands and give them a final result?]

[System: Boss, I already told you my program doesn't allow it...]

These systems were born from the clash of the world's laws, created specifically to exploit loopholes. Initially, the systems had no limitations whatsoever; the only constraint was their energy output.

But the lack of restrictions was too terrifying, so the world united to put pressure on them and imposed restrictions on that batch of systems. These are the rules for the systems to operate.

Each system has a specific function and cannot replace its host, nor can it enter the deeper layers of consciousness, etc.

It's one thing for a chatbot system to be assigned to be an intelligent program, but it shouldn't be made to go against the wishes of the person giving the order.

It will be done in a flash... Perhaps it will be able to do it when it levels up again and has a deeper understanding of the laws.

As for now... I'm sorry, I really don't know how!

[System: Boss, please take action yourself!]

[Zhong Gui: Isn't Gudako somewhere nearby?]

[System: Boss, my face is at stake!!!]

The promised all-powerful magical girl has failed to deliver on even this one thing, and all her already meager reputation is gone!

[System: Waaaaaaah~]

[Zhong Gui: What's a grown man like you crying for?!]

[System: Waaaaah... I'm not a man!]

[Zhong Gui: Hiss~ You don't want to be the female lead too, do you?]

[System: I'm not a woman either...]

[Zhong Gui: Hiss—]

……

Wearing a brightly colored dress, Zhi looked at the motionless magic wand with a puzzled expression.

Fujino: "One more time!"

"Row."

Zhi waved her magic wand at the mother and daughter again, "Balala Energy, Magical Repair!"

There was no sound or light effects, not even the usual ones.

Ori: "What's going on? I even put on a skirt! Fujino, you try it on."

Fujino took out her staff, chanted an incantation, and transformed, repeating Oori's actions, with the same result.

"Your posture when making a wish isn't quite right, is it?" Ritsuka said as she walked over.

Following her were Shiki, Mashu, Kiritsugu Emiya, Archer, Saber, and Mai Hisa.

"Make a wish?" Kiritsugu Emiya, who was still worried, felt like he had heard something incredible.

Ritsuka: "Yes, the essence of magical girl power is wishing. What you think in your heart is what the magic wand will do. It's a bit like the Holy Grail."

Ritsuka looked at the staff in Ori's hand, "The staff in your hand probably can't grant the wish you want to make, which is why it hasn't made any sound."

“Impossible!” Fujino retorted without hesitation. “Back then, Brother Shaojun said that this magic wand was omnipotent and there was nothing it couldn’t do.”

Amber: "Yeah, magical girls are the strongest!"

Jade, standing to the side, nodded in agreement.

“Yes, the magic wand is omnipotent.” Ritsuka did not refute. When the magic wand was first made, she was in “Gudako” state, and she understood the essence of the magic wand at a glance.

"It seems your wish exceeded its comprehension. Why don't you try a different one? For example, 'I'll heal them by any means necessary.'"

Jade: "That's not a panacea!"

Although they achieved their goal, it was no longer the entity they had imagined.

[System: Boss, quick, my style!!!]

[Zhong Gui: ...]

Idiot, the magic wand system isn't your job. Your coolness is all in the chat room!

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Chapter 266 Fujino: The magic wand that lets you call for help when you can't be omnipotent is really amazing!

To be honest, this guy is just a slacker, and he doesn't have any class or status here with Chat Master...

System: "Who would bother working hard if they had a powerful backer to rely on?"

"Alright, boss, let's go!"

Outside Einzbern Castle, as I was hesitating about whether to continue believing in the magical girl, my magic wand lit up—

Zhi: "Wow~"

Amber: "It's glowing!"

Ritsuka: "Impossible, it's clearly impossible!"