Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

The divine child, of course, noticed these things and couldn't help but wonder, "What's wrong? Is there something I don't know about?"

"No, no, no, that's how Heroic Spirit Summoning works," Zhong Gui quickly said.

The divine child, of course, didn't believe it; if nothing was wrong, they wouldn't be looking at him like that.

The goddess thought for a moment and looked at Shinji, "Little sister... little brother, do you know what's wrong with your older sister?"

Shinji thought for a moment and then shook his head.

“There’s nothing wrong with it. Based on what I know, it’s indeed summoned just like Sakura, there’s no problem,” Shinji said. “The posture isn’t that important, and the incantation is the same as before, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

"really?"

"Really!" Shinji was a little unhappy. Although he didn't know magic, he understood the basics, he just had never performed it before.

"Although I don't know what this older brother and Sakura are expecting, the steps for summoning Heroic Spirits are correct!"

"Is that so~" The goddess was a shrewd person... a fox spirit, and she could tell at a glance that Shinji was not lying, so she began to summon the Heroic Spirit with some doubt.

The first sentence was "Announcement—", right?

Son of God: "ImSB!"

Divine Child: "..." What does this mean?

Zhong Gui: "..." *chuckle*

Sakura: "..." Pfft~

Yan Ye: "..." Oh no, I remember now!

Shinji: "..." What is that? Why is she saying this?

The goddess hesitated for a moment, "What does 'Im' mean?"

She knows that Teyvats speak Liyue dialect, but what does "Im" mean? Could it be what I'm thinking?

"Im means 'I am'," Zhong Gui kindly explained. "I was afraid that Sakura and the others would be bullied, so I inscribed this sentence in the rules of this world to constantly remind these magicians not to be too presumptuous—it's useless~"

The goddess took a deep breath, her rice bowl bulging high. "Hoo~ How could I not say that? That note from earlier?"

"Mmm." Zhong Gui was currently behaving obediently.

"Pfft~"

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Divine Child: "Hoo~ Inhale~ Hoo~ Inhale~ Hoo~ Inhale~"

She held out her slender finger, "Give it to me!"

Zhong Gui "respectfully" handed her the note, "Pfft~"

The goddess hesitated for a moment, then adjusted her expression and smiled sweetly, "What? Does our young lord enjoy seeing people make fools of themselves? Should I send you some of Shadow's moments?"

Skill – Diverting the topic and shifting blame.

"Should I send it to Ying?" Zhong Gui held up his phone and then clicked play—

"ImSB!"

Son of God: "..."

"You can't blame me. After all, I gave you the note. You were the one showing off."

"You, the palace priest, don't want this to be known by the shadow, do you?"

"What do you want to do?" The divine child's expression changed.

"What are you doing?" Zhong Gui squinted at the divine child. "Of course, I want to..."

The Divine Child: "I'm afraid Kurumi won't agree."

"No, no, no, she'll agree."

"Are your beds this big?"

"That depends on how old you are~"

"..."

As Ellie put the flowers away, she looked up and saw the two people who didn't care that the child was present.

"No, shameless!" Ai Lei's face flushed red. "What if you corrupt the children?!"

As she spoke, Ai Lei quickly covered Sakura's ears.

But Sakura pushed her away and said to Zhong Gui, "Big brother, I want one too!"

"Oh, you heard that, you also have to add Sakura's."

"..."

"Please agree quickly, I'm afraid they'll add even more later."

The goddess nodded with difficulty. "I agree. Can you give it to me now?"

"Swear by me!" Zhong Gui chuckled.

"Tch~" The divine child rolled his eyes. "I, the Eightfold Divine Child, swear to the God of Contracts, Zhong Gui, that I will use my own fox fur to weave two quilts, one large and one small, and four scarves, one large and one small, for him..."

Ereshkigal: "Hmm?"

Eresh looked at Sakura again and found that she showed no surprise whatsoever.

But she muttered, "Why is it small? I'll grow up too..."

Having paid a heavy price, the divine child took the note and began summoning heroic spirits.

After the same incantation, light appeared, and the wind blew...

Zhong Gui: "Hmm?"

A familiar fluctuation came over him; he had just seen this fluctuation before.

"Hey! Hey! BB-chan is here..."

Just like a recurring event, a cheerful voice rang out, and Zhong Gui and the others felt a gaze coming from an unknown place. The gaze looked at them with great surprise.

What's going on? Why is it here again? BB-chan clearly moved to a different place. Why is she back?

Never mind, let's run! It's not like there's only one place where the Holy Grail War is being fought.

"Bye-bye, BB-chan is leaving!"

The light from the magic circle stopped, and the wind stopped too, as if nothing had happened... Yeah, right!

Zhong Gui stretched out a hand and plunged it into the void, saying, "Since we're already here, why go back?"

I dismissed it as a misperception the first time, after all, that person has quite a few lewd pictures. I'll let it go for the sake of the pictures.

But while others can do it once or twice, you can't do it twice with me!

If you're going to be so disrespectful to me, then I won't be going to give you any face either!

"Come out!"

The Hall of Heroes opposite shook, and the "Sakura" type Servants near BB all opened their eyes and looked over.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed B4.7B's head from the void and pulled her outwards, ignoring BB's pained expression.

A very, very large "Sakura" looked at BB with concern, "BB-chan... I'm so worried... Don't die~"

A woman named "Sakura," wearing long high heels, said expressionlessly, "Don't come back!"

A gentle goddess holding a fork asked worriedly, "Will BB-chan be alright?"

"Who knows."

"Just die."

"Don't come back."

"That's it!"

BB looked at the mostly sarcastic "Sakura"s with a sorrowful expression, "You wait! I will definitely come back!!!"

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"Hehehehe~" BB smiled ingratiatingly.

"Why did you go back? It's one thing to go back, but why did you come back?" Zhong Gui asked, looking at her with a puzzled expression.

Sakura: "You look just like me, are you 'me'?"

“No,” BB answered decisively.

Sakura ignored her and looked at Zhong Gui instead. She didn't quite believe this woman; she didn't seem like a good person. Even Yae the Fox seemed like a good fox compared to her.

Zhong Gui nodded. "It is Sakura, but not Sakura herself. It's more like an independent clone."

"Is that so?" Sakura turned to look at BB.

"No. BB-chan has been independent for a long time, she's no longer 'Sakura'!" BB said unhappily.

Those "Sakura" girls are truly despicable! How could they just stand by and watch me die?! What good would it do them if I couldn't go back?!