Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

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"I couldn't wait any longer..."

[Otto: @Zhong Gui.]

Chapter 18: Off-topic ramblings are a characteristic of chat groups (Bonus chapter, votes please)

"Hey, why are you greeting people like that?"

In class, Gokou Ruri stared at the virtual screen with a look of utter exasperation.

Asking someone if they're dead right off the bat—does that make you unpopular?

Shouldn't we go to the arena?

Isn't that Uncle Otto planning to beat him up?

[Ruri Gokou: What kind of question is that?]

[Zhong Gui: Isn't it better to ask like that? It's the greatest blessing you can give him.]

[Ruri Gokou: What kind of blessing is this?]

The black cat was speechless. Is cursing someone to die a blessing?

[Otto: Hahaha, thank you for your concern, Miss Gokou. This is indeed the greatest blessing for me.]

[Otto: Because when I die, my greatest wish will be fulfilled.]

[Saitama: A wish to risk your life? Looks like you're not a bad person after all.]

[Sakura Kinomoto: Um, Uncle Otto, why can't we just live well? After all, life is the most precious thing.]

[Xiaoyu: That's right, Uncle, are you having some trouble? Do you need T-Girl's help?]

[Sakura Kinomoto: I can help too.]

[Ruri Gokou: ...]

The black cat's mouth twitched. You guys are making me feel so stupid.

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Speaking of which, Tama has superpowers, but Sakura seems to be even more powerful; she's a magical girl.

Speaking of which, what does white look like?

[White: Haha~ Image.jpg]

A little white-haired girl wearing a crown stands behind her, accompanied by a sexy young lady who looks almost like an angel.

Black Cat: "So your world is special, and I'm just an ordinary person?"

[Ruri Gokou: Sorry, old man, all I can offer you is moral support...]

Before, I felt out of place; now, I feel out of place.

[Tsukasa Kadoya: To fight for your dreams, even at the cost of your life, is admirable. But what is your dream?]

"Coffee..." In the photo studio, Brother Ming crossed his legs and fiddled with his magenta camera.

You can't judge a person by their appearance alone.

You know, the most ambitious people in this world are the villains.

Having dealt with such evil organizations frequently, Brother Xiaoming knows them all too well.

[Tsukasa Kadoya: Girls, you need to understand the cause and effect before deciding what to do, otherwise you might suffer the consequences.]

[Tony: This guy's right. Kids, step aside. Let the heroes handle things first, like the great hero Iron Man!]

[Zhong Gui: You guys seem quite enthusiastic about chatting, why don't you talk much normally?]

[Empty: Hey, you only came in yesterday afternoon, and you're already assuming we don't usually talk?]

[Zhong Gui: There's something that even tracks chat history.]

"Chat history?"

Kong stroked his chin and thought for a moment, "Why wasn't there any previous record when we went in?"

"Bro, he might really be a big shot!"

"is it?"

[Otto: @ZhongGui, sir, do you know me?]

[Zhong Gui: Yes, yes, he's the famous Archbishop of Destiny, everyone knows him.]

[Zhong Gui: Your diligent protection of the world for five hundred years has only made many more people grit their teeth in resentment.]

[Sakura Kinomoto: Five hundred years!? That's a long time.]

Sakura was stunned; someone had actually lived for so long.

Tomoyo: "Sakura, what's wrong?"

Sakura looked at her best friend, "Tomoyo, Tomoyo, can you believe it? Someone actually lived for five hundred years!"

Tomoyo smiled. "I believe you. Sakura is definitely right."

"Hehehe, Tomoyo..."

It smells so orange...

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[Xiaoyu: Oh, so Uncle Otto is like Uncle Dragon, a protector of the world? Is he hated to the core by a bunch of bad guys?]

Xiaoyu was a little excited; she had a hero complex.

I don't know much about the people in the group. At most, I know that Uncle Saitama is very strong, Uncle Tony is very rich and often gives out red envelopes, Uncle Shi seems to own a photo studio and is some kind of Kamen Rider, Brother Liu Maoxing is a very good cook, and Blank is a gamer.

Did we forget someone?

The adults are usually very busy, and only the little girls often chat.

Who would have thought that a hero who has protected the world for five hundred years would come in this time?

[Xiaoyu: That's amazing!]

[Tony: Hey, Jade, you're a hero too!]

Honestly, the way kids admire heroes is the most irresistible thing, even more exciting than a cover girl!

I've been here for so long, and I post my great achievements in the group every day, so why doesn't anyone admire me?

[Zhong Gui: Hey, uncles, are you vying for attention?]

[Saitama: Hey, what do you mean, "old man"? I'm only 25!]

[Tsukasa Kadoya: Age means nothing to me.]

"Thoughts and longings" style, have a look.

[Liu Maoxing: Um, I'm only thirteen years old...]

[Zhong Gui: I'm seventeen, now you know who the older man is, right?]

[Tony: Seventeen? I just don't believe it!]

[Tsukasa Kadoya: Don't say that. High school students saving the world is very popular. We have it in our Kamen Rider group.]

To be honest, there's nothing missing from the Knights: adventurers, journalists, unemployed people, high school students, novelists, company presidents, kings...

[Zhong Gui: Speaking of high school students, Kong should be considered a high school student, right?]

[Empty: The knowledge was learned, but the class wasn't attended.]

[Saitama: Why don't you go to school?]

[Bai: I'm a coward, I'm afraid to see people.]

[Empty: Hey, Miss Bai, aren't you scared?!]

[Zhong Gui: Ah, my student days of youth, those are the times I miss the most.]

[Tony: Seventeen? You haven't graduated yet, have you?]

[Zhong Gui: Just kidding, I've never been to school in my life~]

He had always been a private tutor. There was a blackboard above, an old man (Zhong Li), and two lazy students (Zhong Gui and Hu Tao) below.

[Zhong Gui: It's decided! We'll build several schools so all the little brats in Liyue can go to school!]

[Tony: Liyue?]

[Zhong Gui: This is my territory. By the way, I am the Crown Prince of Liyue.]