Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

With a whoosh, a small ball of light flew out from the black cat's body.

"What is this?!" The black cat exclaimed in surprise. How could such a thing be inside its body? "What are you?"

"Me? I'm Chat Guy."

"Huh!?" The black cat instinctively covered the food bowl.

"Stop covering it up, you don't have it~"

"hentai!"

……

Inside the room, the two students who were studying hard immediately perked up when they heard the teacher's voice and pressed themselves against the door.

Sensing the movement of the two magnetic fields, the black cat glanced irritably at the door behind 297, then looked at the little ball of light with displeasure.

"You've been inside my body the whole time? What have you seen!" Although angry, the black cat subconsciously lowered its voice, probably afraid that the two magnetic fields inside would hear it.

Then she asked Zhong Gui in a low voice, "What's going on?"

“Don’t worry, it’s not male,” Zhong Gui said, focusing on the key point.

"Huh? You think I'm a man, that's why you're so excited?"

"Keep your voice down... and are you a woman?"

"No! No, Ruri Gokou, are you trying to give me a gender? Even the big boss couldn't make me submit, you can't make me become a man!"

"Who asked you to turn into a man!" the black cat roared.

"Wait. What do you mean I didn't make you submit?" Zhong Gui interrupted their conversation.

"..."

"Don't stay silent, explain yourself!"

"Um... well... I almost choked~"

"what?"

"You know, I almost turned myself into a woman~"

Zhong Gui: "!!!"

Black cat: "???"

"Wasn't it said that the system was all BBQ (censored)?"

Zhong Gui: "..."

Black Cat: "What outrageous and treacherous words!?"

The girl inside the door: "Huh!!!"

Zhong Gui, as if wearing a mask of pain, grabbed the small ball of light.

"Boss, don't worry about it. Isn't everyone saying that the system is the female lead? I just want to give it a try."

Bang~

The small ball of light was crushed into powder, which then condensed again on the black cat.

Zhong Gui sighed, "Alright, don't worry about it. It's just an artificial intelligence. Don't take it to heart."

The black cat nodded, thinking of it as carrying a cell phone.

The black cat thought for a moment, "What were you going to say just now?"

Zhong Gui looked at the small ball of light that had been re-condensed, and the system sub-body immediately understood.

"Boss, Black Cat, this world is not simple. Well, it's simple for you, so don't worry about it."

"Actually, it's just a group of ordinary worlds banding together for warmth. Because when the worlds communicate, some superpowered worlds are very aggressive, just like they are constantly fighting among themselves. They want to try swallowing other worlds."

"Many worlds without extraordinary abilities merge to form world clusters, gathering the power of all world consciousnesses to form a barrier. Their attacks may not be strong, but their defensive capabilities are not weak."

"These are all issues left over from the time of global exchange. There are many other issues as well, which cannot be explained in a short time. We'll deal with them when they arise."

Black Cat: "Oh, I see."

Zhong Gui nodded, then tossed a few daily life books into Jun's bookstore, making others think a new person had arrived.

"Okay, back off."

After the small ball of light disappeared into the black cat's body, Zhong Gui fell silent again, then glanced at the black cat.

"What are you doing?" The black cat covered the food bowl; Zhong Gui (aeeh) had been looking here.

"There's something I wanted to ask you, but now I realize I was being hasty..."

"???"

"It's... well, my wife..."

"Well, then what?"

"I'd like you to help me find out if there's any way to... you know."

"???"

"It's just coaxing the fierce."

"To coax a ferocious beast?"

“Feng Hexie is ominous, Feng Hexie is ominous!” Zhong Gui said in despair.

Hu Tao wanted to find information on this topic, but she couldn't ask the men in Junri for help, and as for the women... four girls, Kinomoto Sakura (10 years old), Shiro (11 years old), and Tama (12 years old), were not suitable.

Black Cat is 16 years old, so although he's not an adult, we can still ask him.

"Ha~ hentai!" The black cat looked at Zhong Gui with disgust.

Besides, what use is it for me to ask you? Do I have any benefit? Yes, but not much!

How could I possibly say that!

Zhong Gui: "I regretted coming here. If you could have found a way, you wouldn't have..."

Crackling! ! !

You think you're so tough? I'll show you today that cats can't be insulted!

The purple lightning crackled and popped, but in the end, it didn't even damage the floor.

"Hmm, are you done venting?"

The jade shield protected every nook and cranny.

The two inside the room looked curiously at the cylindrical shields on each other's bodies, then patted each other with great interest.

"Wow!" ×2.

The two little girls covered their heads, tears welling in their eyes. Suddenly, the jade shield disappeared, and they hit each other on the head.

"Fine, you find a way. Whether it works or not doesn't matter, just give me a solution to get by." Zhong Gui said to the black cat and then left, giving the black cat something. "This is your reward."

Black Cat stood at the door for a while, then sighed. There was no need to look for this; she had already investigated it before, but due to lack of funds, some methods couldn't be implemented. She could just go back, organize the information, and send it over.

"Master, Master, who was that just now?" Two little girls rushed out, covering their heads.

The black cat looked at the two little girls, who were no less than two years younger than it, and sighed again. It was just a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer, how did it end up becoming a black cat mom?

"That's my master." The black cat casually came up with a plausible reason, which was actually quite reasonable.

Then the black cat waved the gift Zhong Gui had given her in front of the two little girls' faces, "This is a gift from your grandmaster, but whether you are worthy of it is up to me to decide!"

The two little girls' eyes kept following the gift, the light of which was similar to that of the black cat before.

Those were two blank Eyes of God. The little girls weren't stupid; they were exactly the same as the ones their master wore on his waist, only they weren't lit up.

So you have to satisfy me~

"Hmm!" ×2.

The two little girls nodded vigorously. Rikka took out a cherry tomato and ate it with a smacking sound, while Sanae took out a carton of milk and gulped it down.

"I swear on this! Ugh~"

Black Cat: "..."

That's ruthless!

Chapter 118 Newcomers Join, Time for Bloodshed!

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