Huo Linfei was starting to lose his composure; he considered himself to be quite humorous.
But at this moment, compared to the Black Emperor's humor, Huo Linfei really felt that he was far inferior. In terms of humor, ten of him couldn't compare to the Black Emperor!
"It's quite unbelievable that this dog has survived until now. If I were Emperor Wushi or Emperor Yetian, I would probably have stewed this dog right away!"
Even Miao Tiaojun couldn't hold back anymore. If you put yourself in his shoes, a dog that has brought so much shame to itself is really asking for trouble!
A single leaf can obscure the entire world.
"You damn dog, watch the cauldron!"
In an ancient place, Ye Hei couldn't hold back any longer.
It's one thing for Black Emperor to be shameless, but he actually lies through his teeth, saying that he made all sorts of requests.
When did he become the Black Emperor's pet?
"Woof woof, this is not what I said!"
Seeing this, Black Emperor hurriedly ran away, barking as he ran, and even used the Word Movement Secret Technique.
However, despite this, that's exactly what Black Emperor thought. After all, it had amazing canine talent, so what was wrong with Ye Hei being its pet?
The scene continues to change:
Of course, a dog as excellent as me, besides having talent for cultivation, also possesses exceptional talent for formations.
[No matter what kind of sacred treasure trove or prehistoric tomb it is, there is nothing I cannot break through. Therefore, the first lesson I taught Ye Hei is...]
Resources were seized!
Of course, my cultivation level is not high enough to defeat those old guys, but that's alright, I still know the Word of Movement Secret Technique, which allows me to teleport in times of crisis.
[With the teleportation array activated, escape is effortless, and it has received zero negative reviews to date; everyone who has used it raves about it.]
During that period, under my imperial power, I led my human pets to sweep across the holy lands of the Big Dipper, capturing all the holy sons and daughters to serve as backup human pets.
[Furthermore, I think the Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion is quite suitable and can be used to carry out the Holy Body Breeding Plan.]
[Unfortunately, Ye Hei is a fool and unwilling to force breeding; otherwise, he could have created ten or eight innate holy bodies and Dao embryos, and wouldn't have needed to compete for supremacy on the path to Godhood himself.]
As the Emperor's father, he shall suppress all enemies in the world.
[Later, I helped Ye break through to the Four Extremes. I'm not making this up. If I hadn't come to Purple Mountain back then, he would never have been able to break the Holy Body Curse in his entire life. He should thank me for taking him in as a pet.]
[During the grand gathering of all races, I, the Emperor, terrified all the sages of the world with just four words on a single document. My fame resounded throughout the world; truly, invincible, I am as lonely as snow!]
Later, I, along with Ye, killed Wang Teng'er and the Heavenly Prince, becoming incredibly famous.
Speaking of the Emperor's son
[His father, the Emperor, was a worthless bastard, and as his son, the Crown Prince, he was an even worse bastard.]
"What a fantastic achievement—zero negative reviews since its inception!"
"If it weren't for the fact that someone named Tu Fei is still missing, I would really believe how awesome you are, you dog!"
"Good heavens, this Black Emperor's use of the 'Travel' technique is just too hilarious! Wearing brightly colored floral shorts, he just stood up and ran away, his palms on the ground! It's killing me!"
"You're being arrogant again. Those holy sons and daughters were all captured by Ye Hei, but now it's all your credit. You even want to take them as your pets!"
"Wait a minute, this breeding plan is indeed feasible! That Purple Mansion Saintess has an innate Dao embryo. If she were to unite with Ye Hei, she would have an innate holy body Dao embryo!"
"I should say it, though it's not good to force it, but it would be great if I could give birth to a primordial holy body at this moment!"
"Yes, in this way, the Great Emperor Wushi can descend with the help of the Innate Sacred Body Dao Embryo and surely stop the Dark Turmoil that follows!"
"Pfft, he is the Emperor's father, and should suppress all enemies in the world. I really couldn't hold back when he said that!"
"Hmm, this dog is too shameless. Didn't Ye Hei break into the Four Extremes Secret Realm on his own? How come in his mouth, it's all his credit?"
"This is outrageous! He's clearly using the name of the Great Emperor Wushi as a pretext, yet he shamelessly claims to be invincible and lonely as snow!"
"But to be fair, the Immortal Emperor is absolutely right. He's a rotten bird egg, and so is his son. Both of them deserve to be roasted and eaten!"
In an instant, the audience from all realms erupted in excitement once again. The Black Emperor's shamelessness repeatedly refreshed their understanding and overturned their worldview.
That thing has received zero negative reviews since its release...
The Holy Corpse Breeding Plan, with me as the Emperor's Father, is meant to suppress all enemies in the world—it's truly unbearable.
However, some viewers felt regretful, believing that if a child with an innate holy body could be born, the Great Emperor Wushi might be able to descend and stop the future dark turmoil!
As for the Immortal Emperor...
The audience across all realms reacted with remarkable uniformity; in their eyes, the Undying Emperor was nothing but a worthless idiot!
A single leaf can obscure the entire world.
"The future requires an innate sacred body and Dao embryo..."
"Zixia, how about we arrange a marriage? The future Holy Body will be the Heavenly Emperor, and this is for the sake of all living beings!"
"Yes, as long as one possesses the innate sacred body and Dao embryo, when the future supreme ruler launches the Dark Turmoil, the Great Emperor Wushi will be able to descend and stop the supreme ruler of the forbidden zone from wreaking havoc!"
In the Purple Mansion Holy Land, elders and ancestors emerged one after another, beginning to persuade the Purple Mansion Holy Maiden to arrange a marriage.
Of course, they talked about the greater good of the future, but their real intention was to curry favor with the Holy Body, since it was the future Heavenly Emperor!
"me..."
Upon hearing this, the Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion was incredibly conflicted. She didn't care whether Ye Hei was the Heavenly Emperor or not, but the thought of the tragic future, and of Emperors like Hengyu and the Holy Emperor...
She just felt she needed to do something!
"For the sake of all living beings, I can unite with the Holy Body, but I am unwilling to marry. My union with him is solely for the sake of the innate Holy Body Dao Embryo, nothing else!"
The Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion eventually compromised, but she was unwilling to use this opportunity to curry favor with the Holy Body Ye Hei.
"no problem!"
The elders of the Purple Mansion Holy Land exchanged glances and immediately agreed. After all, once the innate holy body Dao embryo was born, would it still be her turn to make the decision?
No matter what, this is irreplaceable, since the Holy Body Heavenly Emperor will surely take care of the Purple Mansion Holy Land!
"Woof woof, the future truly requires an innate sacred body and Dao embryo. Why don't you sacrifice yourself for the greater good?"
At the same time, the Black Emperor brought up the matter again, and this time even Ye Hei did not refute it, which was unusual.
He knew he would become the Heavenly Emperor in the future, but he had not yet risen to power and could not stop it. The future truly requires an innate sacred body and Dao embryo!
"If the Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion is willing to sacrifice herself for the greater good, then I have no problem with it, but I absolutely refuse to force her!"
In the end, Ye Hei also compromised.
His pride prevented him from forcing himself on the Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion, but if it were truly necessary, he would be willing to do so.
After all, he was willing to risk his life for the future. If the Holy Maiden of the Purple Mansion was also willing to risk her life, how could he be like a little girl who couldn't risk her life?
"Very well, I, the Emperor, will handle this!"
Black King was delighted at this and immediately patted his chest in agreement, this time taking the moral high ground.
It believed that as long as those people in the Purple Mansion Holy Land weren't stupid, they would definitely agree. After all, Ye Hei was the future Heavenly Emperor, and who wouldn't want the Heavenly Emperor's son-in-law?
Strange world.
"Haha, Little Black is right!"
The Great Emperor Wushi laughed. This was the first time he hadn’t felt embarrassed since the Black Emperor’s video, because the Black Emperor’s criticism was spot on. The Undying Emperor was just a rotten egg!
"Hmph, sharp-tongued!"
In the distance, the Immortal Emperor snorted coldly.
At this moment, it wished it could tear the Black Emperor to pieces and wipe out all those who posted the comments.
Unfortunately, it simply cannot do that!
The scene continues to change:
In the years to come, I will take the fat man as my concubine, let Ma Chong and Ye boy spread my imperial fame on the imperial road, and I will devote myself to studying the way to becoming an emperor.
Before long, Ye, a boy with some of my skill, lived up to my expectations and returned invincible on the ancient road.
[Considering he still possesses some ability, I reluctantly agree to allow him to join me in establishing the Heavenly Court. We will be both teacher and friend, governing the Heavenly Court together.]
[It was also during this period that the most terrifying dark upheaval in history broke out. That battle was too brutal. The Human Emperor fought against the Supreme Being with his bare skin, the Immortal Song of Tribulation Resounded from the Nine Netherworlds, and the Great Accomplished Holy Body fought to the point of exhaustion.]
In addition, there is the recovery of digital instruments.
The entire universe is shrouded in despair, the world is in turmoil, and all living beings are calling out to my name. How could I stand idly by? I will naturally take action to stop it.
What if I pay for this with my life?
【The life of a dog...】
This is how it should be spent!
When you look back on your life, you will not regret wasting your years, nor be ashamed of having accomplished nothing. In this way, when you are about to die, you can say:
My entire life and all my energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world!
[In the struggle to quell the dark turmoil, I, the Emperor, fought a bloody battle with Ye Hei against the Supreme Being. If he had listened to me earlier and created the Innate Sacred Body Dao Embryo, would he have suffered this calamity today? It's a pity it's too late; on this day, golden blood was spilled.]
Young Master Ye ultimately perished in battle...
Even I, the Emperor, bear indelible Dao scars on my body, preventing me from attaining Emperorhood in this lifetime.
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