Ugh, wasn't the Awakening System supposed to make me the main character?

Xu Liya interrupted us, her gaze falling on the silly little girl next to me.

"Alright, alright, you two, stop arguing. By the way, Little Guiye, can you tell me who this little cutie is? She looks so much like you, but she looks younger than you. Could she be your sister?"

"Hmph... I'm not your sister. Tell her, Yaya, what am I to you?"

The little girl snorted, crossed her arms, puffed out her little head, and looked smug... just like a fool.

Facing Xu Liya's gaze, I looked at the little one beside me and didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Um...this is my...dad?"

"Hey! You jerk, what's with that questioning tone at the end?!"

"Dad... Dad?"

Xu Liya, standing to the side, stared blankly at the little girl next to me, her expression mirroring my own when I first learned of this silly little girl's identity.

A little girl is saying she's someone's dad or something...

"So I really am Ye Ye's dad, huh!" It must have been Xu Liya's puzzled expression that provoked her dissatisfaction, as the little girl next to her turned her head away haughtily.

Seeing the silly little girl's angry expression, Xu Liya immediately apologized.

"Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I was presumptuous. I'm the landlord's daughter."

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with a woman."

Xu Liya looked at the silly little girl's arrogant expression and a faint smile appeared on her face.

"Now I believe you are Guiye's father. Father and son really have the same personality, both proud and cute."

Huh? I haven't seen her since I was reborn, so how does she know my personality?

No, that's not the point! The point should be that I look a lot like this silly little girl? No way!

"Who resembles this silly little girl? Her arrogant attitude makes her look like an idiot. They don't look alike at all, okay?"

"Who are you calling a stupid little girl?! If you insult me ​​again, I'll pin you to the bed so you can't get up!"

As I was speaking, the little girl next to me suddenly pounced on me, accompanied by a faint milky scent. The force of the impact pinned me down.

"Idiot, let me go, you arrogant and stupid little girl!"

"Still swearing, huh? Accept your punishment! You arrogant, stupid little girl, take my tickling attack!"

After saying that, the little girl put her two little hands on my neck and began her relentless tickling attack, which made me gasp for breath.

"Ha...haa~ Da...da me! No...no there! I surrender, please...please don't scratch me. Ha...haa~ So...please let me go."

"Surrender is futile! The more you beg for mercy, the more excited I get!"

The little girl didn't stop because of my pleas; instead, she increased the speed at which her nimble fingers scratched my neck.

"Please...please let me go! I'm going to...become weird, ha...haaaah~"

"Impossible! Watch me attack your armpits next!"

The hand on my neck moved away, but soon reappeared under my armpits.

"Dad... Dah! No... no there, please... please let me go, I really... I can't take it anymore."

"Ahem! Um... I'm still here."

Looking at the two little girls tangled together on the bed, Xu Liya awkwardly shifted her gaze elsewhere, not forgetting to remind us.

Seemingly realizing that this wasn't right, the little girl on top of me finally stopped manipulating me and moved her body off me.

"Sorry, I forgot. Hehe~"

"You're just a tsundere, stupid little girl, I'm telling the truth, why are you still scratching me!"

This girl is truly an incurable, stupid little girl; she did this even when there were other people around.

"How could I be a tsundere stupid loli? You're the tsundere stupid loli, your whole family are tsundere stupid lolis... Damn it, this seems to be talking about me too. Ugh. Anyway, I don't care, you're a tsundere stupid loli!"

"Hmph!" X2

Xu Liya looked at the two of us, and a helpless smile appeared on her face once again.

"You two are so cute. You two arrogant and silly little girls probably haven't eaten yet, right? Should I prepare dinner for you too?"

Damn it, that's why I'm not a tsundere, stupid little girl!

"No!" X2

The two little girls rejected Xu Liya in unison, without being arrogant at all... They really weren't arrogant at all!

Again:

Even if I starve to death outside or jump off this building, I will not eat a single thing from you.

I returned home that very night and starved myself to death, dying suddenly in the wilderness. I fell from Mount Everest, and I never ate food offered with contempt!

—Excerpt from "Triumphant Return: A Chronicle of the Night's Return"

……

"Ugh~ I'm so hungry. There's nothing to eat, Yaya."

The little girl looked at me, her bright, watery eyes blinking.

"Hmm... Oh! They have sour beef noodles. I'll also order two cups of glutinous rice lemon tea."

I ran to the bedside and took out the unopened box of Old Phlegm-Sour Instant Noodles.

"Shall we have this for dinner?"

The silly little girl didn't say anything, but the way she looked at me was like she was looking at an alien.

I tilted my head towards her, looking puzzled.

"Ye Ye, do you have some strange fetish?"

"how do I say this?"

"The sour beef noodles aren't enough for you, so you also want to order a stinky foot lemon tea, right? Both of these smell like stinky feet, so eating them will make you smell twice as much as your feet."

"Is it that scary? Then it seems like there's nothing else to eat."

I looked at the instant noodles in my hand. Since she said that, and I really don't have the habit of finding out about these things, what the little girl said must be true. I could only helplessly put it down.

"Well…"

Upon hearing my words, the little girl slumped onto the bed, dejected, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams. But then, as if remembering something, she immediately raised her head again.

"How about we go eat at that person's place? She invited us anyway."

"But we just rejected her."

"It's okay, it's okay, in this situation all you need to do is act cute and charming!"

"So that's why you're so skilled!"

Judging from this guy's appearance, he's probably a seasoned green tea bitch. No wonder his mother wants them to remarry.

"Hmph, go ahead if you want. Anyway, I, Guiye, never accept charity!"

"Goo~"

I had barely finished speaking when my stomach started wailing in protest... Damn it, why did it have to be now!

I don't care, I won't go even if I'm hungry. I'm not going!

36. You stupid, perverted, idiotic, green tea bitch!

"Boom boom boom!"

Arriving at Xu Liya's house, the little girl beside her gently knocked on the door.

Then came hurried footsteps from inside, and... an extremely sarcastic remark!

"I couldn't see anyone through the peephole. Was I just imagining things?"

Damn it, we forgot that we're still taller than a cat's eye when we stand in front of the door.

"So it's us, you idiot!"

I took a few steps back so that Xu Liya could see me.

After confirming that it was the two of us, Xu Liya gently opened the door and looked at me and the silly little girl outside.

"My two little darlings, is there something you need from me?"

The silly little girl gently grabbed Xu Liya's sleeve and looked at her with pitiful eyes.

"I...I want to freeload a meal, is that...okay?"

"But you all rejected me just now, which made me really sad. Now you can come and go as you please, doesn't that make me lose face?"

Although he said he was refusing us, what's with that slightly upturned corner of his mouth?!

That smile is weird. I have a feeling this guy is definitely a lolicon! I need to be extra careful!

"In that case, let's go out to eat."

After saying that, I grabbed the white-haired little girl's arm and tried to leave.