Ugh, wasn't the Awakening System supposed to make me the main character?

However, the little girl stopped immediately after hearing what I said and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"Huh? What little kid? I'm your adorable dad~ Have you been hanging out with those weird women all day and forgotten what your dad looks like?"

"What the heck? You...white-haired little girl...are my...dad?" Hearing the little girl's words, I was completely dumbfounded.

What's wrong with kids these days? You're my dad, and I'm your grandpa!

"Oh right~ You forgot? Am I going to bring up your elementary school masterpiece, 'My Mother'? My mother has an oval head and a tiny, nail-like nose..."

"No, no, no... I know, please don't memorize it!"

Considering that she was able to say that, and that something as absurd as me turning into a loli happened, I feel that the white-haired loli in front of me is most likely really my father.

Although I don't know why the bastard dad in this world is such a cute little girl, the taste is definitely right.

As for what this "My Mother" is... well... it's an essay I wrote in elementary school, a dark history! An oval head, a nose like an iron nail, and so on... If my own students knew that this was an essay written by their Chinese teacher, I might as well die on the spot.

"Hehe, don't talk to your dad in such a weird way next time. You're only a little bit taller than me, yet you still have the nerve to call me a kid."

After saying that, the little girl on the bed sat down next to me and proudly crossed her arms.

"Oh~ then stand up."

"what happened?"

The white-haired little girl was puzzled, but she obediently stood up. Then I stood up and compared my strength with hers...

"I'm half a head taller than you, you stupid little girl!"

"Wow~! Ye Ye bullies me, you stupid Ye Ye, all you do is bully your own dad."

After saying that, the white-haired loli continued to roll around on the bed.

You'd better not tell anyone you're my dad if you act like this in public, I'm so embarrassed! I've never seen such a shameless little girl.

"Then do you believe I have even more outrageous ways to bully you?"

Looking at my dad, who was making a fool of himself on the bed, I gave him a kind smile.

The little girl who was rolling around stopped again, stared at me blankly, and asked, "What is it?"

Alright, stupid little girl, case closed. First time seeing someone even dumber than me...first time seeing such a stupid little girl.

"I think we should just throw this stupid dad out. There are bound to be a lot of weird uncles who like a stupid but cute little girl."

As I spoke, I grabbed the little girl and headed towards the door.

"Waaaaah~ Don't throw me out!"

33. Did you smell it?

After the playful fight ended, we sat on the bed and decided to have a proper talk.

I never expected this timeline to be so strangely different from the previous ones; my father is a little girl even smaller than me...

This kind of thing always seems really cruel!

I looked at the white-haired little girl beside me. Although she was still the same bastard who caused me to owe a huge debt and sell myself to Ning Xueyang while I was living a carefree life abroad, I couldn't get angry at all when I saw her porcelain doll-like cute face.

You know, this girl really got me into trouble. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have gotten involved with Ning Xueyang, my "living father."

I puffed out my cheeks and looked at her with a slightly dissatisfied expression.

"Why did you come back this time? You seemed quite carefree."

When I asked that question, the smile on Lolita's dad's face immediately froze.

"Don't...don't say anymore. Ever since I divorced your mother, I've been thinking of meeting more girls abroad and then just getting through this life."

As she spoke, the little girl wiped away a tear.

"But a few days later, that wretched old woman found out, and then she demanded we remarry. If I didn't agree, she threatened to go abroad, drag me back, and lock me in the basement every day..."

"Oh~ to put it bluntly, Dad, you're a green tea little girl who wanted to hook up with girls abroad, but Mom caught you and forced you to come back to China to remarry, right?"

"Well...maybe, but I'm not a green tea b*tch! I just want a crystal palace, it's every man's dream, okay!"

"Okay, little green tea loli."

Damn it, why do I feel like I'm talking about myself? I've been trying my best to avoid the women around me.

"Waaah~ I didn't, I didn't..."

The little girl lowered her head, trying her best to explain but ultimately unable to say anything.

The thought that my carefree and irresponsible father from before my rebirth is actually so adorable in this timeline makes me feel a little excited.

Cough cough cough! What am I thinking? She's my dad!

I still remember before my rebirth, when Ning Xueyang's debts came knocking, my father said righteously that in order to prevent the debts from dragging my mother and my sister Guiyue down, he decided to get a divorce.

As a result, my damn dad sold me to Ning Xueyang, where I became a teacher at Ning Xueyang's school, while he himself lived a carefree life abroad.

To make it easier for me to work, I moved out and rented this apartment near the school.

After that, I don't know why, every time I went home, my sister Guiyue hated me. The relationship between my brother and sister, which was originally quite good, began to deteriorate. I tried to get along with her, but I always failed.

"Then why didn't you go to Mom to remarry her instead of coming to me first? You were even asleep at the door. Aren't you afraid some weird older sister will kidnap you? And your skirt and socks are covered in dust. Go take a shower later."

As I spoke, I helped her stand up and gently patted the dust off her skirt with my small hands.

The reason I didn't go directly to that old woman was because she told me to arrive by tomorrow, but I arrived a day early.

If I go to see her today, I'll have to endure another night of torment. I definitely can't go to her in this situation, so the only one I can turn to is you…”

My little girl dad... came to see me so my mom wouldn't let him see me all night? Such niche writing!

"Then there's no use in you coming to me. You're still going to remarry Mom tomorrow. Tell me, if you had behaved yourself outside, you wouldn't have needed to remarry. But now, Mom found out, and you'll be bedridden every day after the remarriage!"

Looking at the little girl in front of me, who was in despair because of the remarriage, I ruthlessly delivered the final blow.

Faced with my finishing blow, the little girl crossed her arms in a bit of anger.

"Hmph! Are you an idiot? If I marry that old woman, you won't escape your devilish sister either. Although she doesn't see through you every day, don't forget that last time you almost gave your sister your most precious thing as a girl."

Huh?! In this timeline, my little sister is this terrifying? The thing I cherished most was almost taken away by my own sister... I guess it refers to something like that?

"This...this is outrageous?!"

"Oh right, you forgot? You were in the basement before. If I hadn't found you in time, you'd probably be shaped like your sister by now."

The silly little girl doesn't seem to be lying, and since something like my gender change has happened, it's not impossible for my sister's personality to change drastically.

If that's really the case, with those guys at school eyeing me like hawks, and a terrifying little sister like the one this silly girl talks about at home, I'm afraid I'll never have peace again.

"Then... what should we do?!"

"When the auspicious time arrives, we'll remarry. Instead of resisting, we might as well just relax and enjoy ourselves."

The little girl spread her hands and shrugged, indicating that she was powerless to help.

Alright, we'll deal with whatever comes our way!

If this little girl, who's about to be through the womb tomorrow, isn't afraid, then what do I have to be afraid of? I don't even live with them, so I'm even less worried, unless my sister comes to live with me. But if that really happens, as long as I don't agree, it should be fine.

"Dad, why don't you take a shower first? The water should be almost boiled."

Although the little white-skinned girl in front of me was cute, her dirty appearance made me feel a little uncomfortable, so I just started heating up the bath water for her.

The little girl responded softly and then walked towards the bathroom.

Although it's called a bathroom, it's really just a small cubicle separated by wooden boards.

Before my rebirth, I felt cramped taking a shower inside, but now that my body has shrunk so much, it feels just right, and I don't have to worry about my elbows hitting the walls.

While my dad was taking a shower, I turned on my old, secondhand CRT computer, and after a few minutes, it finally booted up.

I logged into each of the artist websites I had joined, one by one, according to my bookmarks.

Yeah, not a single commission, and no messages on QQ either. I guess I'm still a nobody, a lazy artist, today~

That's right, besides being a teacher, I'm also a casual illustrator who's currently taking on freelance work.

The former is my main job, but all the salary the school gives me is automatically used to pay off the debts left by my damn little girl father, so I don't get any compensation.

The latter's income as a commissioned illustrator is the source of all my income.

The fact that there are no messages from the artist's account today means that there are no commissions.

Great, no commissions, I can just sit back and do nothing.

Oh no, no commissions, no money for food.

I turned off the computer and then lay down on the keyboard like a salted fish.

"Ye Ye, could you please get my clothes outside for me?"

A childish voice came from the bathroom; it was my silly little girl's dad asking me to get her clothes.

I looked at the dress lying by the door; it was already filthy. It was definitely not okay for her to continue wearing it.

Why don't we just let her wear mine? Although I'm a little bigger than her, it's not by much.

Thinking of this, I looked in my closet and took out a pink skirt, a blue shirt... and a cute bear panty.

Don't ask, the answer is that all my panties are this cute and childish.