I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

"Dr. Patrick! I'll say it again, I'm a normal person, not mentally ill!"

"Heh, what normal person calls a psychiatrist like Patrick Star?"

Wang Hai: ? ? ? ?

Holy crap! Didn't you tell me to call you Dr. Patrick Star?!

Wang Hai was upset, but the comments section erupted with laughter.

[Key point: Jiang Xiao says he is a "psychiatrist."]

Is this a double entendre? Is he a doctor who treats mental illness or a doctor who suffers from mental illness?

Wait, if that's the case, my tonsils are going to start talking.

[Enough! Please stop discussing what Jiang Shen said, I'm afraid I'll go crazy!]

Wang Hai waved his hand impatiently at Jiang Xiao and said confidently.

"Don't worry about whether I'm mentally ill or not, just ask me if you have any questions! I've been well-read since I was a child, I know everything from astronomy to geography, I'm known as one of the Four Talented Scholars of Kyoto, there's nothing I don't know!"

"Okay, actually I've been thinking, why does the world create a Paralympics specifically for people with physical disabilities, but not a special math competition for people like me with intellectual disabilities? Isn't that discrimination against people with intellectual disabilities?"

Wang Hai: ? ? ?

What?

Anyone with a modicum of common sense wouldn't ask such a question, right?!

But on the other side of the barrage

[Oh no, I'm doomed! What should I do if I actually think there's even a tiny bit of truth to what Jiang Xiao said?]

[This is outrageous! It discriminates against idiots! I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I'm spitting out tears.]

Wang Hai coughed twice: "Dr. Patrick Star, if this doesn't work, how about you ask me a different question?"

"Alright then, in Su Shi's poem 'Spring River Evening View' from the Northern Song Dynasty, it says: 'The ducks are the first to know when the spring river warms.' I'd like to ask, how did Su Shi know that the ducks knew first?"

Wang Hai:

"How the hell am I supposed to know how Su Shi found out? I'm not Su Shi!"

[Hiss, right? How did Su Shi know the duck knew first? As the saying goes: "You are not a duck, how can you know the duck's warmth?"]

Could it be that Su Shi was a male prostitute?

【? ? ? ? 】

[Second floor? You must be Jiang Xiao's fellow patient, right?]

[I can't take it anymore, I feel like my brain is about to grow again.]

Wang Hai slapped his head hard, refusing to believe it, and pressed for an answer.

"No, no, these are questions that no one can answer. Don't you have any common sense?"

Jiang Xiao nodded: "Of course there are. Let me ask you, movies, comics, and music all have subtitles, so why don't novels have them?"

Wang Hai scratched his buzz cut in bewilderment. "Huh, that's strange. Now that I think about it, it's true. Why are there no subtitles when reading novels?"

Chapter 7 The Cafeteria Auntie's Terrible Cooking

Not only Wang Hai, but many people in the live stream were also scratching their heads.

[Yeah, I also think adding subtitles to novels might be a blue ocean market project, worth investing in!]

Hold on, you're not Wang Duoyu.

[To the guy on the first floor who said that, are you brainless?]

He might not be brainless, but rather his brain is filled entirely with soybean paste.

[Actually, adding subtitles to a novel isn't impossible. Wait, why the hell do novels need subtitles?!]

Ouch I'm going!

(▼ plate▼#)

Realizing what had happened, Wang Hai slapped his forehead.

"Are you kidding me? Novels need subtitles? Aren't they all just text?"

Jiang Xiao nodded, with an expression that seemed perfectly natural.

"Yeah, it's all words. You've been thinking about such a simple question for so long. Your brain capacity is even smaller than Plankton's. And you still say you're not mentally ill?"

"Can't you ask a normal question? I know everything from astronomy to geography."

"You're kidding me, you look like someone who knows everything about astronomy but is paralyzed from the waist down."

Wang Hai: ? ? ? ?

I'll fuck you!

Wang Hai is about to explode.

I couldn't stand it either.

[Sigh, Wang Hai seems like a perfectly fine person, but Jiang Xiao has driven him crazy again.]

歘! ! !

The ruthless and taciturn Wang Hai had countless tentacles piercing into Jiang Xiao's body, one of which directly pierced Jiang Xiao's heart!

Wang Hai did not stop, but instead manipulated the tentacles to stir inside Jiang Xiao's body until Jiang Xiao breathed his last.

Wang Hai, who had killed Jiang Xiao, slowly returned to normal. He slumped back onto the edge of the bed, panting heavily.

"Hmph. You lunatic... How dare you play me? This is the price you pay for playing me!"

"Squidward, was someone playing a trick on you?" a voice came from beside him.

"Yes, a psychiatrist in a white coat, he was simply..."

Ga?

Who is talking to me?

Wang Hai turned his head and looked: (｀Д)!!

I rub?

His internal organs were ripped apart and he still didn't die?!

Not only did he not die, Jiang Xiao even dipped his finger into the jellyfish sauce flowing from the large hole in his chest and tasted it.

"Mmm~ The freshest jellyfish sauce is so delicious. I think I'm still missing a piece of seaweed bread. Squidward, do you want some?"

As Jiang Xiao spoke, she brought the 'jellyfish sauce' to Wang Hai's lips.

Hey~

(Yi) Wang Hai disgustedly avoided Jiang Xiao's fingers, which were covered in jellyfish sauce.

This guy is insane! He's absolutely insane!

Seeing that Squidward didn't like the jellyfish sauce, Jiang Xiao casually pulled a piece of coral grass from his stomach and handed it to him.

"Squidward, look, it's all soft and fluffy~"

Wang Hai was provoked by Jiang Xiao and went berserk again!

More tentacles appeared behind him, grabbed Jiang Xiao's arm, and tore him in two, his internal organs spilling out like water.

Looking at Jiang Xiao, who was now split in two, Wang Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Now the world is peaceful again!

etc.

Wang Hai's expression froze.

Something seems off.

Why did Jiang Xiao, who had been torn apart by him, slowly begin to wriggle again?

Under Wang Hai's expression that looked like he'd eaten shit, the two complete Jiang Xiaos reappeared!

Wang Hai shook his head, seemingly unable to believe what he was seeing.

Dude, which of us is the weirdo?

Jiang Xiao picked up two pieces of bread from the ground, dipped them in the tomato sauce on the ground, and then put them together.

"Hey, Squidward, would you like to try the Krabby Patty made by Mr. Patrick himself?"

Another Jiang Xiao was looking down, fiddling with his own fresh coral grass on the ground.

"Squidward, I also have the freshest wild coral grass here. I'm sure your mouth will crave it."

Wang Hai: "What? Wang Defa? No, no, no! I don't want to eat this stuff!"

Unfortunately, his refusal was ineffective.

'Splat~'