How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Hongli reached out to interrupt, and said seriously, "I suddenly understand your dad. As long as you don't realize you've been tricked, it's practically the same as not being tricked at all, right?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 77 I'm serious, this is what he looks like!

"Ah, I'm so full!"

As soon as the door closed, Hongli and Xiaohuo lay on their backs on the bed, stretching out their hands/wings in perfect unison, touching their round little bellies with satisfied expressions.

"Auntie is so rich! She didn't even blink when she paid the bill."

Hongli sighed lazily, "My aunt is so good to me, I must find a way to get revenge... ugh, repay her!"

"I'm so full..."

Little Fire squinted: "The spiritual energy contained in the food is churning inside my stomach, and I feel like I'm growing up."

They said that newborns like me are in the fastest growth phase.

"Don't think about growing up yet, think about how to get through this ordeal for your mother first."

Hongli stretched and said, "I've already locked the door, and everyone who's not related to me has gone home. It's just you and me left. Let's see where you can run now."

"I don't want to run anymore, I'm not running anymore."

Little Fire looked serene: "I'm exhausted from playing all day, and now I'm full and satisfied. I can die without regrets!"

"That's so pathetic. You're putting me in a difficult position."

Hongli grabbed the small fire and rubbed it against her stomach with both hands: "Hurry up and beg for mercy so that I can mercifully forgive you. What kind of person are you in the current state?"

"what……"

Little Huo was being rubbed and kneaded, but she didn't resist: "I knew you wouldn't hit me, Mom."

"Nonsense, I'm just worried about the money I spent on you."

Hongli grumbled, "We haven't even broken even yet. I've already thought it all out. When you grow up, I'll rent you out to recruit those newbies who are just starting out."

"At that time, the price will be five spirit stones per person, and you'll work for me day and night to earn money."

"I don't want it!"

Little Fire rolled over and said in a spoiled tone, "I only want to give Mom a ride, oh, and our family and friends too. I won't give any strangers a ride!"

"Mmm, that's nice to lick."

Hong Li nodded gently: "I'll let you off the hook since you've been pretty well-behaved, but you mustn't tell anyone about that, understand?"

Little Fire tilted its head, its voice confident: "Don't worry, I definitely won't talk nonsense about Daddy... Chu chu?"

Before Xiao Huo could finish speaking, Hong Li pinched its beak tightly. The latter suddenly sat up, pulled Xiao Huo closer, and gritted her teeth, saying, "Dad my foot!"

"Chirp...chirp..."

Little Fire shrank its head, and with a "whoosh," two delicate white fingers of Red Glass slipped out from its slender beak: "Don't get excited. To be honest, doesn't Mommy want the guy you're talking about to become your dad?"

"..."

Hong Li's face stiffened, and she muttered under her breath, "I fucking want to!"

"You see."

Little Fire tilted her head back and said with a grin, "Oh, don't be shy!"

Anyway, I know everything. It's just the two of us here, mother and daughter. What can't we say to each other?

Yes, I'm Mom's sweet little darling. Tell me anything, and I promise I'll keep it a secret forever!

"Tch, what's the use of telling you? You're just a little kid who doesn't understand anything."

Hongli glanced at Xiaohuo, tossed her into the air, and caught her perfectly—logically speaking, this is what children at this age should experience, being thrown into the air by their parents, not even feeling scared, just giggling incessantly.

Xiao Huo is clearly not an ordinary crane, or she used to be an ordinary crane, but after being baptized by blood and tears, she has become the crane of Class Two!

"Don't say that!"

Little Fire stood steadily in Red Glass's palm and said confidently, "Based on my many years of experience as a crane, perhaps I can offer you some advice, Mother?"

"Oh, so you've retained memories of your past life even after reincarnation, haven't you!"

Hongli retorted, "Years of experience? You haven't even had half a year."

"Uh……"

Xiao Huo smiled awkwardly but politely: "Don't worry about these details. Just consider it me borrowing Crane Life experience from my future self!"

"What if you're still single when you kick the bucket?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Xiao Huo said decisively, "You have to have faith in your daughter!"

"I must be crazy to tell you this."

Hongli sighed: "Then tell me, how can I succeed?"

"Ahem, first I need to know what my dad looks like and what his name is!"

Xiao Huo spoke eloquently: "Otherwise, how can we formulate a corresponding plan!"

"uh-huh……"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow, rolled out of bed, plopped down in front of the table, and picked up paper and pen: "Look, I'll draw it for you, he looks about this much!"

"Wow, Mom has this skill too!"

Little Fire flapped its tiny wings and glided gracefully to the table, where it jumped to the edge of the pen holder and stood steadily, waiting for Hong Li to show off her skills.

"Hmph, I know way too many things."

Hongli boasted that she could paint as soon as she picked up her brush.

"Shhhhh!"

Based on the clear image of the finished product in her mind, Hong Li quickly drew a creature that resembled a human.

After finishing the drawing, she felt it wasn't enough, so she drew an arrow pointing to the bottom right corner of the painting, wrote the two characters "Black Sun" on it, and then added a heart after it...

"See? That's exactly what he looks like!"

Hongli spread out her masterpiece and showed it to Xiaohuo with a serious expression: "Do you have any good suggestions?"

"My suggestion..."

Xiao Huo frowned: "How about we color it first?"

"Hmm, good idea!"

"That's not a good idea at all!"

Xiao Huo couldn't help but exclaim, "It still looks like a human with a nose and eyes. But if you add more color, who knows what kind of strange creature it will become!"

"Damn, this is my drawing skill level. Take it or leave it!"

Enraged, Hongli pointed her finger at the small flame on the pen holder: "Can't you see through these rather abstract lines to understand the essence and figure out what the other person really looks like?"

"Chirp?"

Xiao Huo tilted her head; she didn't understand, but she was deeply shocked!

"Tch, it's obvious you don't really want to help me."

Hong Li casually tossed her hat aside: "Otherwise, given the bond between mother and daughter, wouldn't you be able to imagine the scene that's on my mind?"

"???"

Xiao Huo was completely baffled; this was a bit too outrageous!

"Ha, I knew you were unreliable."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and took out the Qi Refining Level 3 and Qi Refining Level 4 gifts: "Let's do some post-meal exercise to aid digestion!"

Who knows, it might just be the start of a dating guru manual?

But before that...

Hongli thought for a moment, pointed to the two gift boxes on the table, and turned to look at Xiaohuo: "Look, what good stuff is this?"

"what?"

Little Fire looked confused: "Air? Tabletop?"

"Can't see?"

Hongli pondered for a few seconds, then picked up one of the gift boxes and asked, "Take another look at this."

"Uh?"