How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Meng Po's dead fish eyes nearly gave way.

"Alright, alright, Grandma Meng, stop teasing this girl."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was standing nervously in front of him, and smiled helplessly. He reached out and rubbed her head, saying, "This girl's IQ drops to almost zero when she mentions me. If you keep teasing her, she'll become stupid. Besides, to be honest, you were the one who first tied the red thread between us."

"You have the nerve to say that? I'm supposed to be Meng Po, but you've made me do the work of the Old Man Under the Moon." Meng Po rolled her eyes.

"Is there really a Matchmaker?" Hei Yang asked curiously.

"Some worlds have it, some worlds don't."

Meng Po casually answered Hei Yang's question.

However, she seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and with a serious expression, she stared intently into Hei Yang's eyes and said, "I suddenly remembered something, and I won't hide it from you."

Actually, according to the plan, you should have been reborn into my peaceful universe back then.

"Eh?"

Hongli looked surprised: "Is that so? Doesn't that mean you, Heiyang..."

"That doesn't prove anything."

Hei Yang said nonchalantly, "If I had to say something, it would only prove once again that the universe is indeed not as perfect as the legends say, and it couldn't even let me meet Xiao Li."

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli was about to say something when Heiyang suddenly said something in front of the elders, leaving her speechless.

Her face flushed bright red instantly, and a sharp, boiling sound seemed to echo in her head.

"Um, honey, you, I, I mean, you said, you said those kinds of things, oh dear~~~"

Hong Li, rambling incoherently.JPG

"Tsk, not bad, kid."

Meng Po was a little annoyed by the two of them being so affectionate, and said with a look of disgust, "It's been two years since I last saw you. Putting aside your other skills, your ability to coax young girls has certainly improved."

"I'm not a little girl anymore!"

Hongli blushed and retorted, "We've been married for two years!"

"It makes no difference to me."

Meng Po waved her hand and said, "Alright, alright, I was just joking with you. Let's not even talk about how Xiao Yang has already passed the test and obtained the Aoyou Realm's residency. Just think about how I'm retired now, who wants to worry about that work stuff?"

"Also, there's something about you two that's a bit hard to figure out..."

Meng Po paused, then looked at Hei Yang and Hong Li on the other side of the camera with a suspicious expression, and said, "I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I always feel that you two can't kill one of them..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang Hong Li blinked, her face slightly sweaty.

Is this something that can be seen directly through a camera lens?

No wonder he's a veteran who's dealt with life and death for countless years!

"Haha, that's not important."

Hei Yang chuckled and waved his hand, changing the subject: "How's your map-study going?"

"Those two mysterious little guys are always coming up with something new and exciting..."

Meng Po glanced at Hei Yang and Hong Li, not particularly curious. After gathering her thoughts, she got down to business, saying, "Let me see. Sure enough, you two have traveled quite far these past two years."

"Hmm, we've passed through four spatial folding regions and two spacetime tunnels, and we're now in Universe Six, next to Bend Sixty-Five. You guys are something else..."

"Huh? What fold? What hole?"

Hongli looked bewildered, then vaguely realized something was amiss: "Wait, I remember those seniors saying that the entire Realm of Travel has always been moving in the same direction..."

"If an ordinary person closes their eyes and tries to walk straight in a room, they will still end up going in a wrong direction, let alone in the more complex environment of the universe."

Meng Po chuckled and said, "If it weren't for the fact that you had people watching outside the protective barrier and occasionally making slight adjustments to the direction, we would have crashed into countless random things by now. You think you can keep moving in a straight line?"

“We did stumble upon a world before, with a few ill-intentioned guys sneaking in, but of course, there were also one or two harmless ones.”

Hei Yang explained, "But we've already avoided it, so we shouldn't run into that world again!"

"Yes, we avoided it."

Meng Po said quietly, "The Cruel World happens to be the one closest to the edge of the universe, and you have just happened to have avoided the correct route."

Hei Yang Hong Li: "Ah, this..."

"You mean..."

Hongli asked, puzzled, "The correct route is to crash into that world hard, pierce through it, and rush through it?"

"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense."

Meng Po's lips twitched, and she waved her hands repeatedly: "I don't know why you have such criminal thoughts, but it certainly wasn't me who instigated you."

There are spacetime tunnels around the cruel world that lead directly to its boundary, which would allow you to enter Straight Path Nine. That's the correct route. I didn't tell you to crash into someone!

"So, we've gone astray now?"

Hong Li has some comprehension skills; as long as things don't involve Hei Yang, her intelligence is usually quite good.

When I was in school, I always ranked at the top of my class in every exam, and I even quickly got the hang of the basics of cultivation at the beginning, so understanding Meng Po's words wasn't difficult for me.

"The time-space tunnel you mentioned, is it a shortcut like a teleportation portal?"

Hongli recalled hearing the unverified term "wormhole" from Heiyang's past life in his memories, and easily understood: "It sounds very convenient!"

"That's right. Space folding is a natural phenomenon. It can be seen as a chaotic and disordered spacetime hole, but we don't usually call it that."

Meng Po explained leisurely, "Only those space folds with definite and stable routes are called spacetime tunnels and used for transportation. Some spacetime tunnels are even created by human intervention. These are all recorded on the map I have."

"No wonder the space traveler has been moving rapidly in one direction for so many years and still hasn't arrived at its destination..."

Hei Yang said thoughtfully, "I thought it was because of the astronomical distance measured in light-years that this time was stretched infinitely. So it turns out there's also the reason of space folding?"

"Then we should correct the course as soon as possible!"

Hongli quickly said, "Otherwise, we'll just go further and further away!"

"It's not that easy."

Meng Po sighed: "Before contacting you, I didn't think much about it. But just now, I suddenly realized that even if I told you where the correct passage is and which direction you should go, given your sense of direction in the universe, would you really be able to adjust accordingly?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli snapped out of her daze and realized the problem: "So, we need to learn how to calculate our location like Grandma Meng, or at least learn how to read a map of the universe before we can actually set off?"

“That’s right, Xiaoli, you’re very smart. You hit the nail on the head right away.”

Meng Po revealed a pleased expression, as if saying, "You're all teachable." She continued, "Since we're free anyway, I can take some time to teach you how to distinguish them..."

"Um, wait a minute, I have something to say about this. There might be an even simpler way..."

Suddenly, Hei Yang remembered something, searched his storage ring, and took out an item he had previously obtained.

Item: Infinite Navigator

Quality: red

Function: Input any destination, locate and navigate, guide the user, plan routes; the more detailed the information input, the more accurate the navigation...

"Oh, right, there's this too!"

Hongli was overjoyed and wished she could hug Heiyang and kiss him hard right now, but she managed to restrain herself because Grandma Meng was watching.

"Hey Hei Yang, you really have a way with ideas; you came up with this right away!"

"Hmm? What's that...?"

Meng Po frowned slightly as she looked at the object in Hei Yang's hand through the camera lens: "A GPS navigator? A high-end version at that? Goodness, that's worth half a month's pension for me. Where did you get it?"

"Haha, I found it on the road."

Hei Yang looked completely sincere.

Meng Po: "..."

"Never mind, I'm too lazy to ask any more questions..."

Meng Po waved her hand. Since the two little ones had an easy way, she didn't need to put in any more effort: "In that case, I'll tell you the coordinates here. You can just enter them directly."

Meng Po recited a string of numbers, which Hei Yang carefully typed out and clicked "confirm."

Then Hei Yang saw a small red circle spinning on the navigator, and a slightly strained voice came from the navigator.

[Coordinate resolution successful]

[Destination Confirmed: The border between Universe 12 and Universe 6, the entrance to the 96th star system]

[Location in progress]

[Current Location: Universe 6, Galaxy 7]

[Route planning in progress]

[Plan successful; it is expected that the designated location can be reached by passing through 8 time-space tunnels]

Estimated arrival time (space travel time): 33 months and 4 days