How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

A calm, nonchalant voice.

"..."

There was silence.

"husband?"

Hongli suddenly spoke softly and gently.

"Ok?"

A voice of doubt.

"what time is it now?"

The curious voice seemed to be suppressing something.

"It's 2:35 AM now!"

A confident and quick response.

"..."

Silence fell again.

"coming soon!"

Hei Yang's expression turned serious.

"Huh? What's coming?"

Hong Li took half a breath to think for a moment, then suddenly widened her eyes and reached out to snatch the weapon from Hei Yang's hand.

"Wait, no, Black Sun, you dog..."

However, it was too late. Hong Li's voice also came from the recording stone, but it was more irritable.

"Heiyang, what the hell are you blaring about? Why aren't you sleeping in the middle of the night? I think your head is just full of nonsense. I'll show you what's what today..."

The sound came from the recording stone, drifted into Hong Li's ears where her expression was frozen, and then drifted to Xing Yun's side where her face was blank.

"Well……"

Hei Yang retrieved the recording stone, reached out and touched Hong Li's head, repeating Hong Li's words with a subtle expression: "Manners?"

"Okay, so awesome..."

On the other end, Xingyun looked on with awe: "Was that Sister Hongli's voice just now...?"

"No! No! The voice was synthesized!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and denied it, closing her eyes and covering her ears to pretend to be an ostrich: "Ahhh, I can't hear or see anything, I don't know what just happened..."

"puff!"

"Black Sun, you're still laughing!"

Hongli opened her eyes and glared at Heiyang: "Tell me, what are your intentions in secretly recording this kind of thing!"

"Ahem, well, when I heard you talk about 'civility,' it suddenly reminded me of something I recorded casually before!"

Just before Hong Lizhen could really explode, Hei Yang quickly chuckled and apologized, his survival instincts kicking in again: "I just thought it was funny and recorded it casually, I didn't expect it to go viral... cough cough pui pui..."

"Hey, Xiaoli, you're so gentle, you definitely won't be angry with me, right?"

"You...you're utterly wicked!"

Hong Li took a deep breath, glared fiercely at Hei Yang, and snorted coldly, "I'm ignoring you for three minutes!"

Dog Heiyang always manages to time her anger threshold so perfectly, making her angry is one thing, not making her angry is another.

Although Hei Yang can be quite disgusting when she wants to be...

"Don't be angry, you're partly to blame for my insomnia at night..."

Hei Yang leaned close to Hong Li's ear and whispered in a voice only the two of them could hear, "You were the one who woke me up in the middle of the night by suddenly biting my chest while I was asleep..."

"What's wrong with taking a bite out of you!"

Hongli was clearly unconvinced: "When you were biting me, you didn't just nibble on my heart!"

"you are mine!"

Hongli glared at her and said, "Can't I even take a bite of you?"

"Yes, yes, of course it can..."

Hei Yang chuckled and coaxed her gently, "Well, I'm not blaming you, Xiao Li. I'm just explaining what happened."

"At the beginning of the recording, it was because Xiaoli's sleepy and confused way of speaking was so cute, that's why..."

"I didn't expect such an unexpected bonus!"

Hong Li gave a soft, cold snort: "You compliment my beauty, and I'm very happy."

But you recorded some embarrassing audio clips of your daughter, which she really dislikes.

"Oh My God……"

A few drops of cold sweat trickled down Hei Yang's forehead. He reached out and gently pinched Hong Li's smooth, fair face, trying to make her smile.

"Really angry?"

"Humph!"

Hongli's little face was pinched on one side, but she didn't resist.

She turned her eyes away, looking angry but unable to speak out, appearing more like a wronged punching bag.

"Don't mess with me, sister..."

Hei Yang felt a slight panic when he saw Hong Li's eyes become watery, as if they were covered with a layer of mist.

He quickly moved to cover Hong Li's petite body, preventing passersby from seeing him and mistaking him for a scoundrel who was bullying a young girl.

This girl is deliberately messing with him!

Hei Yang was certain that he had not yet broken through the opponent's defenses, which meant that the opponent's current appearance was just an act, and that he was deliberately trying to scare him.

But this is his own wife. Even if she's faking it, how could Hei Yang not try to coax her?

If we don't coax her now, she won't be faking it later!

Ever since marrying Hei Yang, Hong Li's skills in acting cute and pitiful have improved dramatically, as if she had unlocked her full potential.

Moreover, the way the other person held her didn't make her seem unreasonable, but it always gave Hei Yang the feeling that if he didn't coax her, he would commit a serious crime.

"Xiao Li, don't be sad. Come on, smile."

Hei Yang reached out his other sinister hand, pinched Hong Li's other cheek, and gently squeezed a smile onto her face.

"Your smile is the cutest!"

"Humph!"

Hongli seemed unmoved by his words, but she was secretly pleased that Heiyang's sensible attempt to coax her was quite satisfactory.

However, to prevent the other party from secretly hiding other dark histories about her, Hong Li resisted the urge to be dealt with too quickly, and sneered: "You're cute when you smile, but not cute when you don't?"

"Cough cough, how could this be, how could this be..."

Hei Yang quickly replied, "You're cute no matter what!"

"Humph……"

Hong Li's lips curled slightly, but she tried hard not to let Hei Yang see it, and continued to keep a straight face: "Do you really think I can be swayed by your childish words?!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang paused, a look of surprise on his face: "Isn't that right?"

“You…!”

Hong Li instantly lost her guard, turned her head and pointed at Hei Yang, only to see the other party grinning.

Hong Li immediately realized that Hei Yang, that scoundrel, had seen her secretly laughing while being coaxed, which resulted in him reverting to his unbridled and arrogant self.

Damn it, Hongli, how could you be so useless?

How can he maintain his status in the family after this!

Even well-behaved children have their moments of willfulness, let alone Hong Li, who has never been inferior to anyone in her life!

Even if she is overtaken by Hei Yang due to momentary carelessness, she firmly believes that she will have her day to turn things around and sing her own song!

How could Xiao Li lose every day and be kept pinned to the bed whimpering and crying?

No, if she really gets angry, I'll let Hei Yang know that she's not so easy to deal with!

"I'm really ignoring you this time!"

Hongli angrily and resolutely turned her back to Heiyang once again: "It really is true!"

Leave him alone for five minutes, and he'll panic!

"Hmm, what is Sister Hongli doing?"

The communication stone, which was originally controlled by spiritual power and suspended in front of the two, was moved slightly by Hei Yang Hong Li, blocking a large part of the camera lens.