How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hong Li's flustered tone suddenly changed. She stared at Hei Yang with dead fish eyes and said in a low voice, "Hei Yang, if you dare to throw me on the ground, you're finished. You dare to try!"

"Hey, hey, you're the one being judged now!"

Hei Yang looked at the red glass hanging on his chest, which was staring at him with a threatening expression.

"Could you express some emotions like fear, anxiety, or tension so I can empathize with you?"

Hei Yang retorted, "Just keep that panicked look you had when you were desperate!"

"Don't rush into that, let's deal with one thing at a time!"

Hong Li snorted: "Now I'm asking you, do you have the guts to throw me on the ground!"

"You're a little bit mentally ill."

A row of black lines appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"Didn't you already know this?"

Hong Li pouted: "If she weren't out of her mind, how could you have managed to win her over..."

"Don't be so harsh on us, this is called a two-way journey, okay?"

Hei Yang corrected, "Don't make it sound like I'm the one unilaterally fawning over you, okay?"

"Alright, alright, let's go for it, let's go for it both ways."

Hong Li narrowed her eyes and looked at Hei Yang: "Anyway, don't change the subject. I'm asking you if you dare to throw me on the ground!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze as he looked at Hong Li, who returned his gaze without any politeness.

"No, I mean..."

Hei Yang said somewhat exasperatedly, "How could anyone make such a request? If you fall and get hurt, you'll definitely yell at me again!"

"Then I won't scold you, okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Then I'll put your worries to rest, okay?"

I said, "This is what I asked for. Even if I get hurt, I won't be angry, I won't curse you, Hei Yang, I won't resent you in my heart, I won't mentally beat you up, I certainly won't secretly stab you with voodoo dolls, I won't poison your food, and I won't take a knife to you in the middle of the night while you're sleeping..."

"Don't dare!"

Hei Yang interrupted Hong Li before she could speak, saying resolutely and solemnly, "Even if you beg me, Xiao Li, I will not throw you. If you fall, it will hurt me!"

"Alas—metal, wood, water, fire, you."

Hong Li made a disgusted sound while raising the corners of her mouth.

"As expected, I knew you wouldn't have the guts!"

"Yes, yes, yes, my wife is right."

Hei Yang chuckled in agreement. Some questions seemed to be multiple choice, but he was just looking at them; he wasn't stupid!

Besides, he was just telling the truth, and he couldn't bear to really hurt his wife.

Although if Hongli's head hit the ground, the floor tiles would be the first to be damaged...

But this is a small matter and not important!

"I'm telling the truth!"

Hei Yang emphasized.

"Okay, okay, I know, hehe, actually I already know the answer without you telling me."

Hongli couldn't hold back any longer and revealed a happy expression. She reached out and grabbed Heiyang, bringing her face close to his cheek.

"Such a sensible child deserves a reward from his older sister. Let me give him a kiss, mua(ω)～hehe mua..."

"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing..."

Faced with Hong Li's sudden attack, Hei Yang was startled at first, thinking that the other party was still determined to fight back, and subconsciously turned his head to dodge.

However, the next moment he realized what was happening, breathed a sigh of relief and showed a helpless expression, letting Hong Li hug his head and nibble at it.

"Hey, that's enough already."

Hei Yang feigned disgust, saying, "Do you want me to wash my face with my saliva... Ouch—"

Before Hei Yang could finish speaking, he suddenly cried out in pain.

"Hong Xiaoli, you're the dog! Biting someone's face is so inhuman!"

As Hei Yang rebuked her, Hong Li slowly and deliberately moved her head away.

On the side of Hei Yang's cheek, a small tooth mark was slightly red, clearly Hong Li's handiwork.

"Hmph, who told you to say such awful things?"

Hong Li said with a displeased look, "I wouldn't give anyone else a kiss that was full of emotion, and you're acting all innocent after getting the benefit!"

Besides, she didn't bite down very hard, and those shallow teeth marks disappeared in just a few shots!

"As if you've never bitten me..."

Thinking of this, Hong Li looked aggrieved and stared at Hei Yang with resentful eyes, making the latter a little flustered.

"Ah, cough cough..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, a guilty look flashed across his face, but he quickly regained his upright demeanor.

"That kind of thing, let's keep it separate..."

Hei Yang pretended not to see Hong Li's resentful little eyes.

He stretched out his free hand and gently pinched Hongli's little face: "You little rascal, keep making a fuss. If your husband really bites you until you're disfigured, you'll be the one who suffers in the end!"

"Tch tch tch, you're just making baseless accusations."

Hongli let Heiyang pinch her face, too lazy to resist. She just glared at Heiyang and snorted, "Would I let you get hurt? Everyone knows I, Hongli, know my limits!"

"Oh yes, yes, you're the most sensible one, okay?"

Hei Yang poked Hong Li's cheek with his finger, looking helpless, and said, "So, Miss Hong Li, who is the most sensible one, can you get off me now?"

Come to think of it, it was Hei Yang who forcibly carried Hong Li down from the wall. But as they were talking, Hong Li ended up wrapping her arms tightly around Hei Yang's neck, looking like she wouldn't let go no matter what.

"No matter what, we're out here, it wouldn't be good if others saw us, right?"

"Ha, you're the one who hugged us, and you're also the one who told us to let go. You get to say everything, don't you?"

Clinging to Hei Yang, Hong Li wore a disdainful expression and uttered the most cowardly words in the most arrogant tone: "Don't forget, you were just chasing after me!"

"If I get down now, what if you beat me to tears when you have a free hand?"

"..."

A black line appeared on Hei Yang's forehead. He sighed, patted Hong Li's back, and coaxed her like a child, "Alright, alright, I'm scared of you. I won't bother you anymore, okay?"

"Really?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a suspicious expression.

"You still don't believe me, do you?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes.

To be honest, after all that commotion, Hei Yang had almost forgotten why he was chasing Hong Li in the first place.

After all, it was just the two of them joking around. Their so-called "conflict" was not even as big as the squabbles between seven or eight-year-old children.

Hei Yang knew perfectly well that Hong Li was deliberately teasing him—as if she wouldn't feel comfortable unless he scolded her a couple of times, and that she might catch a serious illness.

When they used to play together, Hongli knew to keep a low profile.

However, since they got married, Hongli's condition has not only not improved, but has become more serious.

This girl knew perfectly well that Hei Yang was becoming increasingly reluctant to hit her, or rather, Hei Yang had never really hit her before. Hong Li was aware of this.

However, in the past, when Hong Li "offended" Hei Yang, she would feel a little ashamed and guilty. After all, the two were still "playmates" back then. Although they had a good relationship, they still had to save face.

Now that the two are together, Hong Li's last bit of embarrassment towards Hei Yang has been completely forgotten.

Now, in front of Hei Yang, she doesn't need to hide herself at all, nor does she need to put on any pretense. She speaks her mind directly and doesn't keep anything to herself.

You should know that Hongli is usually very polite when speaking to others in public.

This reflects a sense of distance; she is accustomed to using polite words to conceal her true thoughts.

But in front of Hei Yang, Hong Li wouldn't consider so many things at all.

In other words, Hong Li was completely defenseless against Hei Yang!

Besides, just as Hongli said, she has always been very sensible!

The two of them have never really argued since they were young. When they are together, they don't have any negative emotions!

Even if the two of them really have a little "tiff" and pretend to be angry, there's no need to worry.

Because a few kind words are all it takes to appease the other person.

Don't be fooled by their seemingly difficult-to-handle appearance; in reality, they're easier to coax than three-year-olds when it comes to each other!

In a sense, this can be considered Hong Li's unique way of flirting with Hei Yang!