How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang's lips twitched: "How is this possible?!"

"Then tell me everything, what's wrong!"

Qing Yiyi gave a soft snort, crossed her arms, and turned her head away.

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Hei Yang breathed a slight sigh of relief, adjusted his mood, and bowed his head to conduct a self-examination.

"First of all, being late is wrong; it shows a lack of proper time management. It's clearly already afternoon, yet I'm still..."

Hei Yang spoke as if reciting a text, becoming more and more fluent, sincere, and earnest with each word.

"Yes, yes, that's right, your comprehension is quite good..."

Qing Yiyi half-closed her eyes, hummed softly, and nodded slightly.

"Secondly, instead of notifying us before we could arrive in time, we tried to go..."

Hei Yang continued muttering, "Then, thirdly, as the pillar of the family, responsible for half the household, one must always shoulder the responsibility, help each other, and not..."

"Yes, yes, that's right..."

"Uh……"

Watching her best friend scold her son-in-law, Lan Yuying couldn't help but shake her head with a helpless smile, then turned to look at her own daughter.

However, seeing her daughter in a standby state, Lan Yuying's eyes flashed with some doubt.

"Xiao Li?"

Lan Yuying strolled over slowly, half-amused, and complained, "Still not enough sleep at this hour? Look at how sleepy you are..."

"Ah? Ah..."

Hongli turned her head slightly, saw her mother, and nodded in realization.

"Ah, Mom, you're here! Good morning..."

Lan Yuying: "???"

Several question marks popped up above Lan Yuying's head.

"What's wrong with this child? Can he lose his soul while sleeping?"

Lan Yuying stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Hong Li.

"Xiao Li, what number is this? Is it three, four, or five?"

"Huh?"

Hongli looked at Lan Yuying's two outstretched fingers in a daze, paused for a moment, then smiled brightly: "It's one, hahaha..."

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Oh dear, Xiao Li!"

Hei Yang had finally managed to calm his mother down, but when he saw her being tortured by her mother-in-law while she was in a daze, he couldn't help but shrink his pupils.

"I'm here! Give me five minutes!"

Hei Yang swiftly moved to Hong Li and Lan Yu Ying's side.

"what?"

Lan Yuying turned her head to look at her son-in-law in confusion.

"Cough cough, really, just five minutes!"

Hei Yang chuckled awkwardly, offering no further explanation. He held up five fingers and gestured towards Lan Yuying before moving on to Hong Li's side.

"Come on, Xiao Li, raise your arm..."

Hei Yang gently helped Hong Li continue tidying her clothes. Although she was wrapped up tightly, some uneven and unsightly wrinkles still needed to be straightened out. Besides that...

Hei Yang helped Hong Li tidy her clothes, then turned around and moved behind her, took out a small comb and quickly and skillfully combed and tied up her messy hair.

Then, out of nowhere, he pulled out a handkerchief, condensed his spiritual energy into water, and began to rub Hong Li's face.

"Ah wu wu wu..."

Hongli made an unintelligible gurgling sound.

However, the next moment, Hei Yang took out a dry towel and wiped the other person's face dry, revealing a clean face.

"Oh, right, there's also this..."

Hei Yang paused, then took out a small sponge and gently patted Hong Li's face before putting it away. He then took out a small mirror, brought his head close to Hong Li's head, and looked at their faces.

One was still in a daze, while the other had a bright smile.

"Okay, that makes you look more energetic!"

Hei Yang looked at the well-matched couple in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and put the mirror away.

Hei Yang turned his head and smiled at his mothers on the side.

"Five minutes, get it done, ah, wait a minute..."

Before Hei Yang could finish speaking, he suddenly paused, coughed lightly, took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth, and turned to kiss Hong Li's little face.

“mua～(ε｀)”

"Uh-huh!!!"

Hongli suddenly woke up with a start and looked up.

"Huh? Ah! What happened!"

The memory in her mind was still of her struggling desperately in bed, refusing to submit, and then Hei Yang smiled gently and stretched out his claws...

"hiss!"

Hong Li gasped, her whole body tensed, and she realized what was happening, abruptly turning her head to look to the side.

"Hey, good morning, Xiao Li!"

Hei Yang smiled slightly at the resurrected Hong Li.

"?!!"

When Hongli saw the familiar face, her pupils suddenly contracted.

She instinctively squeezed her legs together and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Holy crap, Black Sun?!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, looked around somewhat embarrassed, scratched his head, put his arm around Hong Li, turned her around, and whispered, "We're outside, can we talk about this when we get back, okay, my darling Hong Li?"

"Huh, what's that called...?"

Hongli shuddered instantly at the cheesy sweetness, and her body naturally lost its ability to resist as Heiyang pulled her into his arms. Her previous resistance had no effect whatsoever.

After struggling symbolically for a couple of moments, Hong Li gave up.

Hearing Hei Yang's words, she realized that she had unknowingly arrived outside.

"Um?!!"

Hong Li's eyes narrowed, and she instantly switched to "external alert mode," lowering her voice to ask Hei Yang.

"what's the situation?!"

"Hey, let's go shopping."

Hei Yang pouted, and Hong Li followed his gaze, only to see her mother, mother-in-law, and Xiao Huo all looking at the two of them with strange expressions.

"hiss!"

Hong Li shuddered again.

"Xiao Li, the clothes."

Hei Yang handed Hong Li her coat at just the right moment; it was also made by Hei Yang, the master tailor.

"Oh, thank you, honey."

Hongli quickly thanked him, her wary expression melting away. She gave Heiyang a simple, honest smile as he helped her put on her coat.

"Okay."

Hei Yang clapped his hands, took two steps back, looked at his wife with satisfaction, and nodded.

"Perfect! Xiao Li has been successfully resurrected!"

Qing Yiyi and the others: "..."

“You guys…”

Qing Yiyi, who was standing to the side, pointed at the two of them with amusement, shook her head and laughed, "You're always so unserious."

"Yiyi is right."

Lan Yuying frowned slightly, turned around and picked up Xiao Huo, saying with some dissatisfaction, "If you keep doing this, I won't dare let Xiao Huo stay with you for too long."

As parents, they should set a good example, but they're always so lazy..."